Rule 34: With Becky and Patience

Today, we're discussing some of the most common Kama Sutra positions and determine our favorites. Also, Mike goes to a drag show and hijinks ensue

Strip poker, strip air hockey, strip monopoly and more! Also, we discuss role play.

A Turducken is a turkey stuffed with a duck that is stuffed with a chicken. How does this relate? Come and find out!

We're back! Today, we're joined by our guest Dennis as we start the third season of Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Beer, boobs, annnnnd...a nip slip! Becky nearly gets us cancelled in the final episode of the season. But wait! There's one more to come. The Lewd Feud rematch between Patience and Biker Bob!

Wisconsin people are violent. Adult babies, diaper fun, and more!

Ukraine vs. Russia! How the world of porn is affected by war.

Men share their embarrassing sex stories! More unusual fetishes, and Becky does two guys at once today!

Christian Sex Shops, Jesus dildos, things you shouldn't stick in your butt and more on tonight's Rule 34!

Music to have sex to, Things you can put inside you but probably shouldn't, and more! Plus we discuss the BDSM lifestyle with our guests.

We take a look at some of our favorite Tinder profiles, and Patience faces Bob in Lewd Feud

Today, we take phone sex to a whole new level. Who would have known that apps exist that turn your smart phone into a vibrator?

The first Rule 34 of 2022!  Today, we're just chatting about whatever comes to mind, our thoughts on 2021, and what to look forward to in the new year. Hopefully, not Covid!

Still haven't found that perfect gift? How about used underwear? Or maybe a nice bottle of pubes? Today, we ruin the holiday season with fetish gifts ranging from benign to extreme. Also, we take a look at dick pics!

Today we're talking about Hollywood's "throat goat" and how you can elevate your game to executive levels.

Today, Becky and Patience compare porn to real life, we talk about the upcoming contest, and we play "Would you Rather?"

Peta wants you to get tied up, stuffed, and eaten for Thanksgiving, proving once again that Rule 34 has no exceptions! Also, semen recipes for you to enjoy, and drunk sex tales.

There's just something about music and peeing on people. Today, we discuss Brass Against and the now infamous piss incident at Daytona. Also, 10 things you can do with your boner besides sex, and how to make your own glory hole! Be a hoe and join us for the latest episode of Rule 34!

With Patience under the weather and audio issues abound, things were looking bad. Luckily, Neysa and our guest Colin saved the day. What started as a disaster became one of our better episodes of the season...minus the audio issues.

Patience and Becky discuss their first thoughts when they meet a new man, share survival tips for No Nut November, and compete in America's favorite NSFW game show, LEWD FEUD! tinyurl.com/Rule-34-YouTube https://twitter.com/Rule34pod

Pumpkins,  witches, monsters, and more! Mike and Neysa join Becky for a special halloween episode of Rule 34.

Findom, Paypigs, finger banging, and "would you rather".  https://twitter.com/Rule34pod https://www.facebook.com/rule34pod

Content Warning! Lots of ouch in this episode, especially for the boys. Things are being stuck where things shouldn't be stuck!

We're back! After a bit of time off, the merchants of whoredom return with brand new content. First, we get a visit from Sally Saltine from South Dakota who is excited about the not so latest Onlyfans news. We also discuss safe sex in the Covid era, and how to properly prepare for butt stuff. Finally, Becky and Patience go head to head in America's favorite NSFW game show, Lewd Feud!

This has been a fun ride! Today, we're ending Season 1 with the Hoe-lympics and much more! Thanks for joining us, and see you soon!

There's no way we get through our first season without mentioning ponies at least once. In this case, we're discussing pony play, a BDSM genre where one partner plays the role of an equine. Also, road head in Florida, and the four day Swingathon!

Today, we consider entering the beautiful butthole contest, discuss our most embarrassing sexual experiences, and book our flight to Denmark to visit the Fellatio Cafe.

Who would have thought the news would be a source for smut and wild mishaps? Today, we take a look at two of the biggest news stories ever. Also. "Buy it or Trash it": we check out a bunch of wild sex toys and decide which ones are worth trying.

Today, Becky, Mike, and Patience celebrate Independence Day by playing F/M/K America Edition. 

Facebook is no fun...everyone knows that. Today, we take a look at a variety of social media platforms to find out what kind of sexual content is allowed, or not allowed.

Was Toto totally useless? How old is too old to be a cougar? And what's the word for someone who is so kinky that the word kinky no longer applies? All of this and much more on this episode of Rule 34!

Today, Patience is out, but we are joined by the beautiful Pleura Pleasent. We are discussing the many "hidden" talents in the sex game, as well as celebrities who started their careers in porn. Also, Mike shares the tale of the great and powerful porn star turned Blues star, Candye Kane.

Villains who will do "that" and more: They say the only difference between the hero and the villain is that the villian will do what the hero won't. Today, we seperate the villains from the supervillains and find out exactly who does the most dastardly deeds. Also Avengers themed sex toys!!

After DC broke the big news about Batman's personal life, we HAD to chime in. Now, we discuss the sex lives of all of Earth's mightiest heroes.

In this episode, we find religion! First, we take a look at church related sex scandals around the world and here at home. We also discover the story of Nikole Mitchell, the pastor who gave up the altar to become an adult content creator and life coach. Come flog the bishop with us, as we do everything but missionary in this edition of Rule 34!

Why is Patience afraid of crickets? The answer may shock you! Also, we tell the tale of how this show started and we go over some of the "other" rules of the internet.

Patience decides to start a business selling bottled underboob sweat. Becky shares a wild strip club adventure, and as for the wooden spoon? You’ll just have to listen and find out!

Sexting, camming, teledildonics, and even virtual reality! Today, we discuss how virtual sex has evolved over the years.

Becky shares Pizza erotica, while Mike and Patience share some of their wild experiences as delivery drivers. Ever ordered a pizza and answered the door nude? You may be surprised by how common that is!

Becky and Patience take over in a Mike free episode. Today, we're discussing weird sex laws across the country and embarking on braless, unsupervised shenanigans.

We answer the big question once and for all. You know the question. When that thing happens, and that stuff comes out, and we're not sure exactly what that stuff is? Well, we answer it for good.

Becky, Mike, Patience, and guest Mikaila dive deep into the world of butt stuff!

Boxers or briefs? Babydoll or bodysuit? PJ's or nude? Today, we discuss what we wear to bed, and what we like for others to wear, so get comfortable and enjoy the show!

From World War 2 to the modern day, Jody is well known in military circles. He's always out there, hiding in the shadows and waiting for his opportunity. Ain’t no use in going back/Jody’s got your Cadillac Ain’t no use in calling home/Jody’s got your girl and gone Ain’t no use in feeling blue/Jody’s got your sister too

Today was National Masturbation Day and we're celebrating with a cum contest! You read that right. Our awesome viewers, the hoe-munnity sent us audio of their orgasms and we're choosing the best one! Also, tips on how to improve your masturbation experience. So work the chicken, flick the bean, and hang out with Mike, Becky, and Patience.

From pits to pubes, chest hair to back hair. We're covering all of your covering. Should you go bare? Or is bushy back in? Join us as we frolic in the follicles!

Step-family porn is trending, but why? Today, we take a look at the taboo and how it became big business. Also, we take a look at more sex toys and answer your questions!

We discover what German women prefer to stick in their twats. Also, Drive-in brothels, Red light district “goo girls”, and more! Patience is our guest once again, joining us for the next leg of our smut world tour!

Are two dicks better than one? Would you dress up as a sex doll? Guests Amanda and Patience join Mike and Becky for a very endowed episode of Rule 34!

Tonight, we discuss all of the things, from French Kissing to the world’s biggest penis, the Eiffel Tower. Join Mike and Becky as we go “Oui Oui” on Rule 34. Also joined by Dee!