Ryan J. Goff Explained

My spray tan experience and what I learned.

The f-250 from your worst nightmare

One of the greatest plans I have concocted to help make a wonderful woman’s birthday something interesting.

We continue the trilogy with an almost power hour.

The final time of my Monday experience.

A continuation of the Monday experience

The actual next episode in our July series.

The day that started the roller coaster ride of July.

Ryan J. Goff goes down to Las Vegas to hang out with his aunt, but will it be a trip to remember. He has to go through storms, deal with his crazy cousins, and make it through the crazy people on the strip. Will the Beast make it back to the homeland or will he be stuck in Las Vegas forever?

The Minky is what started it all folks.

A continuation of the 4th in this mini story about my life.

We’re back with the story of my life. It’s wild.

I bought something fairly expensive and I can't really even use it properly.

What is the wildest thing I've seen happen to a deer? Let me tell ya...

Let me explain what happened to Ryan J. Goff at the last wedding he went to.

What it was like the last time I went to a pageant. All the ups and especially the downs.

In the world we live in today, nobody listens. What are words for when nobody listens anymore. Listen up and I'll explain.

This is the story of what happened to Fun Ryan. Why is the current Ryan J. Goff so reserved and closed off. I'll explain what happened.

This is the story of how the world's best escape artist dog came into my life.

This is how I pulled the biggest Decoy in my career that I almost started to believe it myself.

The sad time I went Swing dancing.

An episode dedicated to finding out a small bit about Ryan J. Goff.

I explain how I got into a random birthday party in a gated community. I always seem to end up in these weird situations.

I recently went on a cruise and the night life was quite entertaining. Join as I explain what I saw and enjoy a little mini story at the beginning.

This is how I conceived the world's greatest prank and how it all came crashing down because of 1 person.

What have I done? It might have been an impulse buy, but it likely wasn't. Listen to figure out the new addition to the collection.

What happened to Ryan J. Goff at his first preschool? We travel way back in this episode to explore what went on. Is this why Ryan J. Goff is the way he is today? It is definitely a possibility. Listen to find out what happened.

I discuss the flowchart that offended them all. The story of how a funny joke turned into a big big thing. But where is it now? Did Ryan J. Goff pull off the smoothest move in product in history? Listen to find out.

This is a story that's pretty old. One about my younger years back in school. Marissa tried to get me, but listen to find out if it worked.

This has to be one of the biggest scams I have ever seen. Please protect yourself and learn how you can. Immediately!

This week I had an experience. It was an experience that stopped me in my tracks like a deer frozen in headlights. What is the experience? Listen to find out.

This is an old story I heard long ago with quite a lesson attached to it. Good luck if you dare.