SELF(ish) HELP

WE KEPT TO A NORMAL SCHEDULE!! #goals -- This week we dig deeper into Erin & her ECT treatments, as well as Ben & his (POTENTIAL !!!) STD treatments. We also ordered 2 Kylie Jenner Lip Kits (god save our souls) & let you know our truest feelings on them. God, our parents would be proud.

As Kim Zolciak once said, "Ask, Believe & You Shall Receive" -- WE'RE BAAACK.....sort of. No guests, no topics, but beggars can't be choosers, ya dig? #SELFISHELP

Just like Britney, we rise from the ashes -- with a full head of freshly grown virgin hair, high on pills & ready to take down Trump's America. #SELFISHELP

THIS WEEK your hosts finally figure out an intro!! One of us finally comes out of a deep (legal) k-hole, and the other finally accepts his ultimate ho-bag status -- All this, PLUS we dig into a true queen - a true icon, a true everything - one miss LINDSAY LOHAN. This MIGHT (will) be a two-parter, so kick back, grab your bottle of Xanax, and get comfortable - cause you're like, really pretty. Do you agree? You think you're really pretty? #FETCH

Your hosts are channeling their inner Thelma & Louise (AKA they don't have a topic/guest this week) -- so they're taking to the desert to find themselves, Palm Springs art installations, and the best places to take selfies. Ben & Erin talk medical leave, Lindsay Lohan, and mourn the loss of episode 3. Get ready to imagine climbing out of a K-Hole, and remember what it's like to find yourself in outlet mall/chain restaurant heaven. Shout-out to our special guest, Cynthia (Ben's GPS)