Seven Hells

Join Jim, Matt, and Dan in order of success at maintaining functional alcoholism, as we conduct a close reading of the prologue and first two chapters of the first Game of Thrones novel.  We discuss shiny armor, Westerosi lore, and can help but take a few jabs at D & D (never forget).  All this and more as we prove that he who passes the judgement must swing the ax in the latest episode of Seven Hells. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of who bit down on the cyanide tablet first during the airing of this episode) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E06 - The Iron Throne. Topics include but are not limited to squandered opportunities, regret, and longing for what could have been. All this and so much more as we find positions we aren't qualified for on the small council in the latest 7 Hells:  A Game of Thrones Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of degree of how ruined our character arcs would be if we were GoT characters) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E05 - The Bells. Topics include but are not limited to mental illness, unearned and sloppy character ends, and oh golly just the spectacle of it all. All this and so much more as we find a cozy nook to hide from the dragons fire in the latest 7 Hells:  A Game of Thrones Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of concern over sleeping with their aunt, if Emilia Clarke was their aunt) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E04 - The Last of the Starks. Topics include but are not limited to how to keep a secret, how to know you've overstayed your welcome at a party, and musings on what Brienne is like down there. All this and so much more as we light the pyre for the hope this would be a good season in the latest 7 Hells:  A Game of Thrones Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of ability to adjust the brightness settings on their television) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E03 - The Long Night. Topics include but are not limited to 'Who?', 'Where?', 'Huh?', 'What?', and most of all 'WTF?'. All this and so much more as exam certain life choices in the latest 7 Hells:  A Game of Thrones Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of importance to Jaime Lannister in terms of a renion) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E02 - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Topics include but are not limited to getting hit right in the feels, how Podrick has made us feel inferior as men, better uses of Davos's time, and what constitutes tasteful nudity. All this and so much more as we muse over our death list in the latest 7 Hells:  A Game of Thrones Podcast. Download

Join Jim & Matt (in descending order of reluctance to accept our royal birthright) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 1 Winterfell. Topics include but are not limited to the way that the Westerosi population became dominant brown eyed, the best way for Daenerys to solidify power in the north (obviously nudity could work again), and cisgendered middle-aged white males discuss the power dynamics as portrayed by the female characters, because 'we know girl'.  All this and so much more as we wait for an old friend in the courtyard in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt (In order of how Lay, Slay, and Power Play should be played) as they discuss all things Season 8 Game of Thrones Preview.  We discuss topics that include the upcoming season of Game of Thrones, the planned prequel series, and what we would like to see from our favorite characters in the upcoming season.  So warm yourself by the hearth and let visions of good seasons of GoT long past dance in your head. Download

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt (In order of belief  in themselves that they are the one that is promised) as they discuss all things Season 7 Game of Thrones.  We discuss topics that include bad plans, good versus bad incest, Jorah's blue balls, and the relegation of some of the franchises most celebrated characters into d plot ass hats.  So adorn your hearth with the decorations because not only is winter coming it seems interminable at times. Download

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt (in order of pubis mons lypo performed in the last year) as they take on Jim brother Joe in the Great Debate over Season 7.  Here at 7 Hells we aren't immune to the voice of our listeners and chief among them was Joe.  Joe sits in to defend the 'meh'ness of the season to Dan who has a decidedly different take.  Among debate topics we include the proper utilization of dragons, poor Lannister planning, when a thing is meh or when it is suck, and maybe a mention or two of the Batoosie.   So warm yourself by the hearth and fire up the latest Seven Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Dan, & Matt (in order of the amount of times Bran has peered into the void and seen us masturbate) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 7 The Dragon and the Wolf. Topics include but are not limited to the Cersei's machinations, Cleganebowl, GoT series finales, and where this season ranks.  All this and so much more as we flee from dragons in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Dan, & Matt (in order of ice speared keistered) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Beyond the Wall Topics include but are not limited to the vampiric nature of the White Walkers, the flight speed of an unladen dragon, where the Nights King practices his ice spear throwing, and how big a partner Deanery's should woo .  All this and so much more as we flee from dragons in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Dan, & Matt (in order of cat calls administered) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 5 Eastwatch  Topics include but are not limited to the buoyancy of plate mail, dragon taming, a smugglers skills, and a baby.  All this and so much more as we flee from dragons in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim & Matt (in order of attractiveness to your mother) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 4 The Spoils of War.  Topics include but are not limited to the efficacy of Syrio Forel's training methods, the benefits of having dragons in battle, whether or not brevity is the soul of wit, and the artistic merits of cave painting.  All this and so much more as we flee from dragons in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim & Matt (in order of McNuggets consumed) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 3 The Queen's Justice.  Topics include but are not limited to the geography of Westeros, how to brood beautifully, Lannister military strategy, and how to not poop your pants when confronted with dragons.  All this and so much more as we join the armada in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim & Dan (in order sexy snapchat posts) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 2 Stormborn.  Topics include but are not limited to Arya's transformation, Tyrion's military strategy, the iron throne of GoT nude scenes, and how to train your dragon.... to lay down in front of a ballista.  All this and so much more as we gaze into the fire in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of abusive male gaze) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 1 Dragonstone.  Topics include but are not limited to logistics at the twins, who should lead a landing party, genuine terror at a Night's Army, and the pitfalls of being a GoT seasons inaugural episode .  All this and so much more as we gaze into the fire in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt in order of how best to balance them in a canoe to recap all things season 6 of the HBO television series A Game of Thrones.   Fam it's been over a year and it feel's so good to be back, if not incredibly rusty.  We will cover our overall feelings in a character arc driven review while also postulating on what is to come.  Don't worry Seven Hells drinking game patrons, you haven't been forgotten there are several mentions about the book having done it better.  So sit back, cozy up to any ASOIF wiki and enjoy the Seven Hells Podcast, Season 6 Review. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of herteonormativeness) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 10 The The Winds of Winter.  Topics include but are not limited to wildfire caches, Westerosi geography, speculations and conjectures, and someone abandons Team Littlefinger .  All this and so much more as we remove our crowns in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

 Join Jim & Dan (in order technical difficulties) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 09 The Battle of the Bastards.  Topics include but are not limited to Ramsay's demise, Sansa's petulance, hidden stags, and effing dragons .  All this and so much more as we insist on sacrificing the low born one in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. DownloadDownload

Join Jim, Matt, & Joe (in order Chadmaniness) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 08 No One.  Topics include but are not limited to Lady Stoneheart, Riverrun arguments, Sandor and the Brotherhood without Banners, and General Revelry .  All this and so much more as we insist on chicken in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of satisfaction with their long distance provider) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 07 The Broken Man.  Topics include but are not limited to the Cleganebowl, crazy Arya theories, sympathizing with Theon, and a round of Cards Against Westeros.  All this and so much more as we bow in awe to the lady of Bear Island in the latest 7 Hells Podcast.Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of hapiness of genital girth) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 06 Blood of My Blood.  Topics include but are not limited to what we would do in our Kingsguard disgrace, Atonement disappointment, the act of Dorning, and Riverlands love .  All this and so much more as we get inspired by a Braveheartesque speech in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of distance specified in restraining orders from GRRM) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 05 The Door.  Topics include but are not limited to the fact that we are actually fans of this show, Littlefinger's jetpack, Hodor's potential other nicknames, and our love of bawdy plays.  All this and so much more as we become simpletons because of the retrocausality of a closed time loop in the latest 7 Hells Podcast. Download

Join Matt, & Dan (in order of missing Jim) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 04 Book Of The Stranger.  Topics include but are not limited to fireproof characters, brother sister reunions, & romancing Ramsay.  All this and so much more as we sensually peel apples on the latest 7 Hells Podcast.Download