Show Time with Jackie and Bert

Well here we are everybody.  Today, Jackie and I discuss the ninth episode of HBO's TRAGICALLY CURTAILED comedy 'Gordita Chronicles.' Dubbed "In America, We Fall in Love," this episode brings the passion, the laughs, and finely crafted criticisms of the emptiness of the consumer lifestyle (sort-of).  Join America's Sweethearts as they dig deep into this cornucopia.  Yes the two of them have a 'word-of-the-day' calendar.  What of it?  To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Alright everyone.  We know.  Sorry for the long wait.  No, we're not dead.  Life has just been a little more "Life-y" than usual.  To make up for it though, we packed this episode up to the brim with prime Jackie and Bert content.  Tune in for 20 minutes of Bert pontificating about the ethics of legitimized defiance of law in modern society while Jackie desperately tries to keep him on topic.  Oh, and we talk about Gordita Chronicles, Episode 8: In America, You Get What You Pay For.      To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Join America's Sweethearts- - we're working on that trademark, we promise -- as they discuss Gordita Chronicles Season 1 Episode 6 "In America, We Play to Win." Stand (or sit) in awe as Jackie reveals her witch-like ability to seemingly predict everything that happens in this episode.  After that, you can shrug your shoulders in apathy as our dog (Dogmerica's Sweetheart?) makes his presence known.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

What do you get when you cross a married couple trying to have relations, a woman scorned turning to witchcraft, and Jackie's own personal Halloween experience?  Why, you get episode five of HBO's hit sitcom that's taking the world by storm and no one would EVER cancel in billion-years an... wait, what?  No! Really?  That can't be true.  It's gotten rave reviews and people love it! Why would anyone... you're sure? Damn...  America's Sweethearts are here to hold your hand through the tears as we discuss the episode "In America We Trick or Treat" and deal with our cancellation-related grief together.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sorry for the delay on episode 4, we were on a super secret mission out of the country.  But anyway, join Jackie and Bert as they discuss the fourth episode of Gordita Chronicles, Season 1 - "In America, We Sleep Over." Listen to Jackie complain about one startling inaccuracy.  Listen to Bert constantly forget everyone's name.  Listen to Jackie's computer make a random sound twice, which we somehow missed during the recording.  Just a reminder that we're professionals.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode of America's (second) favorite podcasts, we discuss season 1, episode 3 of HBO Max's new comedia Dominicana 'Gordita Chronicles.' According to Jackie, NOTHING in this episode is false or exaggerated.  That's right.  People really drive like that in Santo Domingo, the Florida education system really is that bad at teaching Sex Ed, and in Miami you really can impersonate a 37 year old war veteran with no repercussions whatsoever.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Episode two everybody!  How are you all?  We're great.  We just watched the second episode of this new, awesome, culturally competent, and personally resonant series.  In this episode, we discuss racist teachers, racist bosses, and nail-polish that deforms children.  Also coffee.  There's a whole lot of coffee talk in this one, and you get to learn one, important way that Bert has improved Jackie's life forever and ever.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Vintage Jackie and Bert time everyone!  We're going back to episode by episode format, so strap in.  This time, we're reviewing "Gordita Chronicles" on HBO MAX.  It's a sweet little sitcom about a family immigrating to Miami from THE BEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE WORLD (that was Jackie there).  As an added bonus, you'll get approximately 3 hours of Jackie's opinion on "In the Heights." Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We watched Abbott Elementary and you should too! Let us know what you think about this episode!! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We finished watching the second half of season 1 of Bel-Air... and we have a lot to say! We hope you enjoy the discussion! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Have you watched Bel-Air? If not, then you should and then come back and listen to us discuss it. Here we discuss episodes 1-5 of the first season of Bel-Air. Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Spidey fans, this one is for you! We watched Spiderman: No Way Home and we couldn't help but share some of our favorite moments with you. This episode is full of spoilers so make sure to watch the movie first before you listen! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We did it y'all, we finished Jane the Virgin! And despite our complaints, we loved every second of it! <3 Let us know what you think by following us on Twitter @BertJackie, or email us at [email protected]. To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

So much happens in the first half of Jane the Virgin Season 5 and we simply could not wait til we finished the season to record an episode so we decided to do two! In this episode, we discuss episodes 1-7 of Jane the Virgin. We get REAL deep in this episode so don't miss out!! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The hits just keep on coming, in more ways than one.  America's Sweethearts once again are here to celebrate and cry alongside you as we discuss all of Jane the Virgin, season 4!  New faces, new love, new... Brooke Shields.  This season was the craziest one yet, and there's plenty to talk about.  Come and join us!   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Wow.  This one was hard.  Both of us cried at different points during the recording of this episode, because GOOD LORD is there some heavy stuff in this season.  There were some major happenings this season we just didn't talk about because SO MUCH HAPPENS in season 3!  Grab some tissues, pour yourself a stiff-drink, and listen to America's Sweethearts deal with this marathon of emotions.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Okay everyone, nothing to see here.  Just ANOTHER review of an ENTIRE SERIES!  Gosh we're amazing.  So pull up a chair, grab yourself some BB&B coupons, slide into the DMs of a lovable pediatric dentist, and finally find out where the whole "YASS KWEEN" thing came from.   *WARNING* This episode has spoilers in it.  There aren't a ton, and the show can DEFINITELY be enjoyed after hearing them, but you should still watch the show first. Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee're baaaaaack! We felt so bad about making you guys wait this long, that we decided to review an ENTIRE SHOW!  We talk exhaustively this episode about the show 'Search Party' on HBO Max, and why you need to watch it NOW.  It has Maeby Fünke and like, every extra from 'Broad City' in it.   *WARNING #1* This episode has a TON of spoilers in it.  Watch the four seasons of 'Search Party' before  *WARNING #2* We had some technical difficulties recording this episode, so we apologize for any audio issues you come across while listening. Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 

Fans of Mando and Grogu Esq. were left shaken by this latest episode, and America's Sweethearts are no different.  In this episode, they discuss the devastating Chapter 14 of the Mandalorian: The Tragedy.  They actually spend longer TALKING about the episode than the episode itself, because THAT'S HOW MUCH THEY CARE.  Put on some headphones, pour yourself a strong drink, and cry with us, we're here for you.  Please ignore the background noise, there was a leaf-blower going off in the same room.  No really.    Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 

Hey everyone!  Because we love you all so much, we uploaded this episode literally the morning after recording it.  It's forty minutes of pure bliss as we discuss the cutest mechanic in history, baffling interior design, and the heavy toll of being the only middle-aged space cop in the system.  Also, MANDOOOOOOOOOOO and the cutest mechanic in history.  Also also, you may notice a sudden change in the audio.  Rest assured this little technical difficulty is the result of a hilarious sequence of events that you will never learn about.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Alright guys, whoever complained about there not being enough plot in the first two episodes of the season, someone apparently heard you!  America's Sweethearts discuss The Mandalorian, Episode 11: The Heiress.  In this episode, our hero finds out he's accidentally in a cult moments after falling for the most obvious trap since Bert told Jackie there would be free cake at the hockey game.  Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Yes we're going back to the *blank* and *blank* theme.  Why mess with perfection.  Anywho, in this episode we discuss the creepy crawly calamity that is Episode 2: "The Traveler." Who knew that eating children could be so adorable? Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Aaaaaaand we're back!  Join America's Sweethearts as they review the first episode of the Mandalorian Season 2.  This one has everything: explosions, cultural-competency, John Leguizamo, and even--wait for it--a monster hunter!  Come along for the ride as we avoid mentioning THAT cameo for 30 minutes.  Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie!, or email us at [email protected] To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we (re)review The Mandalorian Episodes 5 ("The Gunslinger") and 6 ("The Prisoner").  As far as fillers go, episode five definitely is one!  Episode six is pretty good though, and it contains the Spongebob + Breaking Bad crossover we never knew we needed.  We had to cut about half the episode out because Jackie was annoyed at Bert being stupid, but c'est la vie. Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This (Re)Review is going great guys.  In this episode we talk about the Mandalorian season 1, episodes 3 ("The Sin") and 4 ("Sanctuary").  Bert reveals that one of these episodes might be his favorite of the series, and Jackie manages to keep our listeners from finding out that she spent the entire episode doing her hair.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We couldn't help it...we (re)watched The Mandalorian! In our first discussion, we discuss the first TWO episode of season 1, so make sure you watch both before you take a listen! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

While we look for a new show to watch, we decided to watch the movie Honey: Rise Up and Dance on Netflix! Boy did we have some things to say about this movie.... let us know what you think! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We did it!! We've come to the end of season 1 of Queen Sono with the finale: State of emergency.  We've thoroughly enjoyed this journey, and we hope you have too! Take a listen to our final episode and let us know your thoughts! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

On this episode, Jackie and Bert discuss Queen Sono Episode 5: Sugar Water, the penultimate episode of season 1 of the series on Netflix! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

On this episode, Jackie and Bert discuss Queen Sono Episode 4: Rookie. Check it out on Netflix! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

On this episode, Jackie and Bert discuss Queen Sono Episode 3:The Devil's Toys. Check it out on Netflix! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

On this episode, Jackie and Bert discuss Queen Sono Episode 2: Dying is Sore. Check it out on Netflix! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

On this episode, Jackie and Bert discuss Queen Sono Episode 1: I am Queen Sono. Check it out on Netflix! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week, we discuss the penultimate episode of Little Fires Everywhere: Picture Perfect! We were really anxious to watch the final episode, so we made it a short one. Hope you enjoy :) Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Today we discuss Episode 6 of Little Fires Everywhere: The Uncanny! We apologize for the poor audio quality in this episode... Jackie can't sit still while she's talking and sadly it produces a lot of noise on the mic.... Oops.  Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Who doesn't love a good love triangle?  Jackie for one... but COME ON.  Also, weird edits and preggo-bellies.  This is a great summary Jackie, be quiet.   Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

On this episode, we discuss episode 2 of Little Fires Everywhere: "Seeds and All"! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Our first episode discussing the Hulu show, Little Fires Everywhere! Follow us on Twitter @BertJackie! To get a copy of our intro music, check out: Son of a Rocket by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4391-son-of-a-rocket License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/