Sip Happens

We fell off the map and took a hiatus. We’re back for business and hope you done hate us. We sobered up a bit and that was a mistake. We’re recapping last year but it’s a bit late. New drinks and fresh jokes for 2021.

“Ho Ho Ho”is not what she said! This holiday episode the girls are discussing slut-shaming and their Ho moments while taking shots of Santa’s Balls or umm Santa’s Bells! Tune in to find out what makes the girls a little more Naughty during the holidays!

Last week the girls we’re keeping it relatively classy with their town and country cocktail......that sure didn’t last long!! This week they’re back to their old dirty ways-discussing and debating some of the most serious holiday topics of our time, like when should the Christmas lights go up, what’s the policy on regifting and what is actually in Santa’s Butthole?! This week Alex and Kylie are sipping on another delicious festive cocktail and bringing on the Yule tide laughs.

It’s fizzy, it’s pretty, it’s festive. Holiday Cocktail from Town and Country magazine has hands down, got to be one of the classiest concoctions the girls have ever sipped on. But with all things Alex and Kylie you know the sophistication stops right there. Tune in this week to hear what the girls are requesting from Santa this year. Hint- it’s not a sable under the tree.

This Sunday Sippette the girls are sampling Electric Sky Wine. This wine is great for traveling but tune in to find out if it’s worth it in taste.

With another round of shut downs and closure orders making their way across the country, much like everything else this year, it seems as though Thanksgiving is gonna be a great big downer. Have no fear!! Alex and Kylie are on it to share the laughs and ridiculousness. This week the girls are getting their holiday dessert fix with the scrumptious Pecan Pie Martini and laughing about Thanksgivings past and some of the more cringe worthy moments they’ve seen around the dinner table.

All some of us need is a bubble bath and a few candles, other want a burrito and a blunt. Sometimes it’s weekly massages and manicures. Lots of folks it’s an extra glass of wine but Alex and Kylie seem to find the most joy in those moments that involve foooooood!!! Tune in this week while the girls cozy up with the super delicious Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate and share what their guiltiest pleasures are.

Today the girls are staying true to the holidays and they’re sampling Captain Morgan’s Sliced Apple. They say an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Hopefully this Apple applies.

In a year full of chaos and confusion, sickness and sadness, heartache and hardship there have been a few silver linings and the girls are feeling grateful. Not so sure if the whole “cup runeth over” notion applies to 2020, but there is certainly a cup and you know the girls keep theirs full. Tune in this week for a toast to all the things we’re thankful for.

From sharing a cultural background and believe system to knowing your crazy overbearing mother is going to approve of your choice and partner there seem to be some serious benefits to entering an arranged marriage…....that is if your looking at your future marriage like a business. This week the girls are reviewing another Netflix dating show, Indian Matchmaker and sipping on India’s most popular cocktail, a classic gin and tonic. What the would-be-wedded are lacking in romance they make up for in quirkyness and a bit of awkwardness- and the girls are here for ALL of it.

The girls are sampling Captain Morgan’s Gingerbread Rum. They’re starting the holidays with this delicious seasonal rum.

Tarot cards are a form of divination, which literally means working with the divine, or your higher self, which is the ultimate purpose of tarot cards. This week the girls look to the cards for divine inspiration with special guests Heather, our local tarot card reader, while sipping on New York Sours. The future is so clear, looks like they’ll be drinking more wine and beer.

Whether it’s showing up to your job unannounced, creeping through your phone, moving too quickly and totally over sharing- it seems like the ways that guys can push your boundaries and totally creep you out are never ending. This week the girl are sticking with the wine theme and sipping on The Walking Dead while they uncover some of the pushy, slimy, yucky and creepy behaviors they’ve experienced.

The girls sample 360 Mango Vodka.

Most of the time you hear wild and crazy stories from the girls own personal adventures. This time around they’re sipping on another lovely wine- The Culprit, and sharing spooooky, scary adventures from their cousins, their friends, hairdressers, old room mates, camp counselors, and some distant homie of the neighbors brother. Folklore, urban legends, old wives are the business this week.

Don’t sweep someones feet. Don’t spill the salt. Don’t break a mirror. This weeks episode, there are a whole bunch of “don’t”s as the girls are sipping on La Catrina Chardonnay and talking about the different superstitions they’ve been keeping over the years. Knock on wood, roll the coconut, cross your fingers and tune in!!

Dear Vegas......you sexy, shiny, sultry beast!!! It’s the place where magic is made, where fortunes are won and legends are born!! It’s definitely not for everyone, but if you can make it in Las Vegas, you can make it ANYWHERE!! The girls are sipping on the delicious La Casa Nostra red wine while they look back on their years on this glorious city and giggle about all the madness that has ensued.

This Sunday the girls review Thousand Lives. It’s a 2019 Cabernet Sauvignon. This wine is from Mendoza, Argentina. Aromas of black fruits and violet with a hit of spice. This wine gets 5 stars.

She's creative. She's funny. She's smart. She's driven and she means business!! This week the girls are joined by the immensely talented Claire Jane- owner and creative force behind the Las Vegas fashion brand ICJUK. Sipping on the delicious English Rose, we chat with Miss Claire Jane about her personal success story and get some insight on what its like being a entrepreneurial woman. Listen in for a surprise from the Sip Happens team. 

Kylie wants a hand with the dishes and around the house, Alex just wants to be left alone. Kylie will take a hike or a road trip and still..... Alex wants to be left alone!! But you are totally wasting your time if you think you buy your way into either of the girls hearts. We're sipping on the Elixir of Love and diving into the Five Love Languages. Spend some quality time with the girls while we service your funny bone. 

This Sunday the girls are sampling Spa Girl Cocktails.

When you wake up after a strange night, in a strange place, next to a strange person- what's the first thing that flies through your mind. How will you escape?! What will you tell your friends?! How did you get here?! This episode, the girls are ditching the shame and claiming their pride. They're sipping on Barbies Escape and  as they laugh about the various unplanned adventures they have found them selves in.

This week the girls are joined in the studio by the beautiful and brilliant Anna Marie.  She is THE Marketing Mermaid, a member of the LGBTQ community, soon-to-be-bride, and absolute stone cold fox!! Tune in as we unpack family dynamics, mental health, slut shaming, coming out stories, myths and madness while sipping on The Redhead Slut.

A Quick Bonus Episode & Review of Jim Beam Peach.

Thick. Skinny. Phat. Thin. Chunky. Round. Soft. Ripped. Curvey- every damn one of them is fabulous and beautiful!!! The girls open up about some of their own insecurities and struggles with health and body image. This week we're keeping cool with Skinny Lemonade while we chat about all these hot bodies. 

We blinked...and summer vacation is almost over.......sob!!! School is just about back in session for most of the country- and it's going to be unlike any school year we've ever seen!! We're sipping Apple Pie On The Rocks and got the brilliant and beautiful Mrs. R on the show to share in some gasps and laughs that come with being a highschool teacher in Las Vegas. She's also got some great tips for students and parents alike as they kick off a new and very different school year.

Thank you for being my FRAAAAAND!!! This week Alex & Kylie are sipping mimosas, traveling down the road and dishing on their shared love of the original girls-Blanche, Rose, Sophia and Dorothy. Touching on ageism, discrimination, AIDS, divorce, infidelity, the ladies were ahead of their time to be taking a stance on these topics in the early 80s. Tune in to hear which one of the Golden Gang the girls are most like, and take the quiz at the end of the episode to find out which one you are. 

Were sipping on the Silver Slipper Martini while chatting about some real magic. With high hopes of meeting our prince charming by the time we turn 18, the allure of beautiful wardrobes, floor to ceiling libraries, non-stop adventures and a promise of unwavering true love- the expectations Disney set for us as little girls were just a little off. This week the girls are unpacking some of the absolute madness that we were let to believe while watching some of the classics growing up and look into the dark and gory origins of some of our favorite stories.

Well kiddos......sadly it’s starting to look as if all travel plans for 2020 are totally and completely cancelled....for all of us!! Join the girls this week while they stay put while taking flight at the same time. We’re sipping on a sampling of beer, giggling and day dreaming about a variety of past travel mishaps and adventure.

If it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your year......Welcome, you’re smack dab in the middle of 2020 and it pretty much sucks for ALL OF US!! This episode the girls are opening up about depression, anxiety, mental health and some of their own personal struggles in the past and during the recent madness. Tune in while they sip on the classic beverage of loneliness & despair- boxed wine.

Hey girl. What’s going on lady? Howdy!! Where you been stranger?! Got plans this weekend? When are we hanging out? How many times do you need to deflect or ignore these guys before they get the hint......I’m not interested dude!!!! This week the girls are sipping on Anti-Freeze shots as we try to figure out if its better to let them down nicely, try to blow them off, or give them the Boo treatment by totally ghosting them.

It might be an iron deficiency, it might be an over growth. But it’s probably completely 3%678’n totally normal. This episode the girls are asking for help & got them selves a replete offender....Dr.Alex is back he’s answering the questions we cant ask any one else. Listen up!!!!!!

Teeth whitening. Anti-aging tips. Stress relief. Ocular & cardiac health- they could all be on t he list of things to talk to your doctor about but they’re actually all myths. And today the girls are bustin’em!!! Sipping on Mermaid Juice and giggling our asses off- this episode dives into some of the wild ass stuff people actually believe about sex!!!

Finding an appropriate cocktail for this episode was a bit of a stretch, but the laughs just kept flowing. Whether its fancy shoes, expensive pedicures, sucking on toes, shiny black polish, sensual massage, kicking, hitting squeezing or squishing folks are into feet y’all!!

Today the girls are getting wet & wild. Slipping & sliding into the art and science of.....SQUIRTING!!! They’re answering all your questions on this juicy topic while getting slippery.....i mean tipsy on Wet Pussy. What happens when the water works start flowing? What is it?! Where does it come from?! What if she’s got to put a towel and a drop cloth down before getting nasty? Tune in!!

When someone, especially a child, says they’re scared and they’re hurting- it’s our instinct to listen and to help. What if they’re lying?! What if they’ve been coached?! What if they whole fucking thing is a set up?! This episode the girls are dishing on their latest quarantine obsession - the podcast Conviction- satanic panic. They’re sipping on Satans Spit and trying to wrap their heads around what in the holy hell was happening in the 80s!!

Earth!!! Air!!! Fire!!! Water!!!.......it’s not Captain Planet, it’s the Zodiac my friends. Today the girls are sipping on Love Potion Number 9, exploring their horoscopes and learning a bit about the different signs. Listen in to find out who makes a good match for who? Which sign does everyone hate? What makes them tick?

Take more math classes. Learn a language. Be mindful of your friends. Spend less time and effort on your hair & cloths. Tune in while the girls celebrate Kylies birthday with Birthday Cake Shots and chat about some advice they would give their younger selves.

Exciting things are happening for The Girls today!!! We’ve got a Doctor in booth 7 today and he happens to be another Alex!!! We’re asking this sexy man aaallll the questions- what is that itch? why is this swollen? is it big enough? Why am I not coming? would you fuck Dr.Phil? Tune in to hear the girls get real deep with Dr. Alex.

Kylie got Catfished y’all!!! Apparently it happens to a lot of us. They’re bottom feeders, they keep it shallow, they thrive off trash and they’re trying to stick a hook in you girl!!! Today’s drink is the Cunning Monkey but their topic is slick slippery slimy fish!!!

You love some. You hate some others. You loose most of them. Hopefully .....you learn something from ALL of them. The girls know that breaking up is hard to do but some time you’ve just got to Detox and move on.

USA!!! USA!!! On this very patriotic of all days, The Girls and their special guest are dishing it on all their summer holiday favorites- from BBQ potluck dishes to preferred boys in uniform- tune in to here them chanting for the Red, White & Blue!Memorial Day.

More money, more problems. No money!?!? Most problems!!! The girls are talking about making that paper while sipping on another green concoction-the Money Maker. Does money really matter when it comes to dating and relationship?

This episode the girls are checking their baggage and unpacking some of their (and your) bullshit!! Sipping on one of the strongest drinks to date- Tiki Di Amores, Jet Pilot- the girls get sky high while we chat about-kids, moms, jobs and ex’s.

Leave him on READ. Block him. Delete him. Sleep with one of his friends ....or ALL of his friends. Do what ever you need to do to wash that man right out on your hair. The girls are shooting the delicious Banana Splits-ville and dishing on the new Netflix favorite Back w My Ex.

The girls are both living it up in their Puma chapter- but are so enviously looking forward to Cougar-hood!!! They’re young, they’re dumb and full of cum-and we wanna know what all the rage is about. While sipping on Pink Cougars Alex challenges Kylie to change her aps settings and find out what these young bucks are all about.

The girls look back over the last 20 episodes & reflect on the tasty things they’ve talked about, all the juicy things they’ve learned, what’s changed and what’s coming at them. Join them & all the the fun for the next Sip!! Rate, review, share, subscribe- we want to know what y’all think of our sweet boozy baby & what you want to hear.

With the nation wide order to Stay The Fuck Home, folks are spending a whole lot of time on their couches and their dating apps. All this boredom, creativity and time on their hands has led the men out here to go absolutely NUTS. Dick pics, auto fellatio, wild requests, over sharing, cross dressing?!?! The girls are sipping on freshly released tasty quarantine brews from local, downtown Las Vegas brewery HopNuts Brewery and diving in to the madness that’s the quarantine has brought out of these men.

It’s all about angles, lighting and confidence babes!!! We’re channeling the confidence and enthusiasm from one of our modern day Goddess’ - Miss Lizzo!!! Our cocktail today is 100% That Bitch and our topic is taking, sending and receiving sexy photos. You’ve got the goods. The girls’ve got the tips- we’re going to get you ready for your own naughty photo shoot.

Whether it’s attempting to work from home, the stress from massive lay offs across the economy, disappointment from canceled plans, interrupted sleep schedules and just general boredom-there’s more than enough reasons to be in a shitty mood these days. Today the girls are sipping on a Whiskey Sour and sharing what’s got them stressed & sour these days. Tune in for a few laughs and tips on how to turn that pandemic frown upside down.