So I Married a Millennial

🤘 Episode 6 – Wayne’s World: Party Time… ExcellentJeremy makes Lauren watch Wayne’s World — and she spends half the movie trying to understand the plot while Jeremy reenacts half the lines before they happen.Lauren breaks down the opening Bohemian Rhapsody car scene, Garth’s anxious whispering, the donut-shop guy’s bizarre monologue, and the movie’s decision to include three endings. Jeremy explains 90s public-access and a former-life Rob Lowe’s scandalousness.Support the show

🎙️ Episode 5 – The Lizzie McGuire Movie: This Is What Dreams Are Made Of This time, Lauren makes Jeremy watch The Lizzie McGuire Movie — where Hilary Duff goes to Rome, impersonates a pop star, and somehow headlines a stadium concert. Jeremy is baffled by the plot, skeptical of Paolo, but very into the finale banger.Support the show

🎙️ Episode 4 – Spaceballs: Dad Jokes in Space Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs gets the Millennial treatment! Jeremy forces Lauren to watch a galaxy-spanning spoof full of dad jokes, chestbursters, Rick Moranis gold, and the most on-the-nose product placement ever. Is Spaceballs actually funny? Or just nostalgic chaos?Support the show

🎧 Episode 3 – Teen Wolf: Werewolves, Basketball & BoofMichael J. Fox plays a high schooler (??) who becomes a werewolf, dunks on his classmates, and somehow still treats sweet Boof like garbage. Jeremy relives a childhood favorite, while Lauren questions everything — from car surfing and Civil War school plays to Pamela’s wolf kink. Justice for Boof!Support the show

Episode 2 – "Mannequin": Love, Lust & Late Capitalism (But Mostly Mannequins) 💋🎬💀In this episode of So I Married a Millennial, Jeremy forces Lauren to watch the 1987 cult-classic(?) Mannequin, a movie about love, ancient Egyptian curses, department store espionage, and definitely a man getting way too friendly with a storefront dummy.We dive into the questionable casting of Kim Cattrall as an ancient Egyptian time traveler, the unapologetic fabulousness of Hollywood Montrose, and the very real possibility that the director was, uh, inspired by a little too much time in a Macy’s stockroom.Featuring: 🛍️ ’80s fashion montage breakdowns 🎶 The power ballad that somehow got an Oscar nod 🐶 The bulldog that was wrongly labeled a pug (Lauren is still mad) 🔥 Hot takes on mannequin-consensual relationshipsSearch terms you didn’t know you needed: #MannequinMovie #KimCattrall #80sMovies #CultClassics #PodcastComedy #MillennialMarriage #DepartmentStoreDrama #WeirdCinema #SexAndTheCity #HollywoodMontroseSupport the show

🎙️ Ep 1: "Weird Science" – AI Girlfriends, '80s Pimples, and Unexpected Missile Launches 💻👙🚀In the premiere of So I Married a Millennial, Jeremy introduces Lauren to the gloriously unhinged 1985 John Hughes “classic” Weird Science — a movie about two 15-year-old boys who build a sexy AI genie woman using a computer, a Barbie doll, and absolutely no understanding of how computers work.Lauren has... questions. Like, Why is Robert Downey Jr. here? Why is the internet a bowling alley? Why does Lisa have godlike powers? And why is everyone okay with the fact that she’s actively grooming children?!This episode includes: 🧠 A deep dive into 1980s techno-magic logic 👾 AI ethics (but make it horny and neon) 🎭 Robert Downey Jr. without veneers 💄 A lingerie montage featuring actual children (???) 💥 A surprise missile — because, why not? 🐷 And yes, Bill Paxton turns into a literal turd monster.💬 Search bait for the SEO gods: #WeirdScience #JohnHughes #80sMovies #AI #PodcastComedy #NostalgiaPod #KellyLeBrock #RobertDowneyJr #TechGoneWrong #SoIMarriedAMillennialSupport the show