Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Daddy's Boy & The Luthor LegacyContinuing from part one - Earth-2 Lionel finally remerges as the perverted father Tess always remembered. Lex returns for a glorious five minutes, but with a disgusting right hand. Oliver figures out he can defeat darkness with regular arrows. Jor-El is all of a sudden Daddy of the Year. Lois goes back to work and decides to infiltrate Air Force One. Clark finally embraces his destiny after seeing the series recap. Michael Rosenbaum and John Schneider return one last time as DC Comics' original characters Lex Luthor and Jon Kent, respectively. Christine Willes, Michael Daingerfield and Steve Byers return for their final appearances as DC Comics' original characters Granny Goodness, Gordon Godfrey and DeSaad, respectively. It's the finale, SO LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Apokolips' Very Own Wedding Crasher: DarkseidNothing like the entire planet of Apokolips as a wedding gift! The wedding is back on after Lois and Clark exchange their vows. Martha is pissed after finding out Clark sold the farm. Oliver is still a minion of darkness (or maybe drunk?). Tess is hanging out in Luthor Mansion rubble. Chloe now looks like Oliver.John Schneider makes a special guest return as DC Comics' original character Jon Kent.Christine Willes, Michael Daingerfield and Steve Byers return as DC Comics' original characters Granny Goodness, Gordon Godfrey and DeSaad, respectively.It's the finale, SO LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

The Pointless Bow & The Last of the Fat Toy-EaterWow, so many things happen. Jor-El gives Lois and Clark the BEST wedding gift, which makes Lois basically call off the wedding. Kara has been kneeling down in a cave since episode three. Oliver finds the Bow of Orion and then loses to an old lady. Toyman returns with more toys to eat and a legion of cool villains we'll never see again. Laura Vandervoort, Britt Irvin and the late Chris Gauthier return for their final appearances as DC Comics' original characters Kara Zor-El (a.k.a. "Supergirl), Courtney Whitmore (a.k.a. "Stargirl") and Winslow Schott (a.k.a. "Toyman"), respectively.Christine Willes (Trick 'r Treat, The Wicker Man) returns as DC Comics' original character Granny Goodness.As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Kneel Before Zod, Pt. XIV???Slade Wilson returns from the Phantom Zone (don't worry, he's not in the episode. thank GOD.) and Oliver thinks it's the perfect bonding opportunity for him and Clark. The two head down to P.Z. and get captured by General Zod, who has been hosting his own thunderdome there. While the bros try to get back home, Tess and Lois are having girl time at Watchtower. FYI, "girl time" equals Lois holding Tess at gunpoint.Callum Blue (Columbiana, Princess Diaries 2) makes a surprise return, and final appearance, as DC Comics' original character General Zod. As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!

Booster Gold and The Blue Dumb BeetleBooster Gold arrives from the future to take Clark Kent's place, or rather "swagger jack" his destiny as the World's Greatest Superhero. Lois is a bit worried, but our C.K. only cares about finding the missing blue scarab from Kord Industries that's found its way onto the dumbest kid in town: Jaime Reyes. Meanwhile, Cat Grant is horny for Booster and Lois just wants to get her promotion already.Keri Lynn Pratt (Drive Me Crazy) returns for her final appearance as DC Comics' original character Cat Grant.Eric Martsolf, Jaren Brandt Bartlett and Sebastian Pence make their first and only appearances as DC Comics' original characters Booster Gold, Jaime Reyes (a.k.a. Blue Beetle) and Ted Kord, respectively. As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!

Luthor, Pt. II: That's Not Your DadClark Luthor manages to find a way back to Earth-1 and traps our Clark back on Earth-2, where everyone knows his weakness. Jon Kent of Earth-2, a divorced drunk, takes C.K. hostage for ransom and somehow C.K. wants him as his daddy even MORE. As C.K. is fighting for a way back to his home, C.L. doesn't even try to hide his identity and only wants to kill Earth-2 Lionel and have sex with his "sister", Tess.John Schneider returns for a special appearance as Jon Kent of Earth-2.As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!

*** NSFW EPISODE ***Little Mikey, Pt. II: The Superboy EditionAlexander Luthor, Lex's clone, returns as "Conner" only for Tess to reveal that he's actually a clone of Lex and Clark's DNA. With now having a full on biological "reset" due to his Kryptonian genes, he has all of Clark's powers and needs a mentor. Clark basically says "gross" and Conner runs off to Lionel-2, who happens to unleash the kid's dark side by using red kryptonite. This pushes Clark to try and stop Conner before he robs more stores and sexually assaults Lois.Lucas Grabeel (High School Musical, Switched at Birth) returns for his final appearance as Lex's clone, a.k.a. Alexander, and his first and last appearance as DC Comics' original character Conner Kent, a.k.a. Superboy.John Glover makes another special appearance as Earth-2's Lionel Luthor.As always, enjoy the show and leave those five stars...but NOT for this specific episode LOL.