Space Croutons

Actor Flint Lock finally catches his big break, starring in his first sci-fi action film: Thought Racers of the 13th Zodiac! But just what is this mysterious film and who are the strange people involved? Answers are pretty hazy as filming begins.

In a previously recorded episode, Curdy and SALI talk to their young friend Learse as she presents an interview she did with a seasoned Noir Detective - the cryptic Mr Chandler.

An unexpected communication comes to SALI from Curdy, who has been Van-Napped by Joe and Loudah. What we hear is full of surprises.

Who would make the best guardians for the galaxy - the Guardrails? Or the DC heroes of our childhood? Listen as each make their case and the choice becomes clear.

The Guardrails of the Galaxy arrive at the "None the Wiser" corporation where they get some help from Angel to complete their quest to find Curdy. It's an adventure and a half for our reluctant heroes as they home in on where the Story Collector plans to create a new world for her family.

The Fluffernutters return to Earth to ask Seiver, Trelen, Jercoire and Learse to help them win the Water Games back on their planet Quell. An unexpected adventure awaits!

Space Croutons presents a live simulcast concert event with new rock sensation Raith Cruor who goes by the onstage moniker "Cruor the Vampire". It's a once in an after-life experience you don't want to miss!

A found recording from Vera the talking Aloe plant, detailing an around the world flight piloted by Vera's cousin Fern, an aviator named Amelia and a hitchhiker that went by Spike. This trip was sunny, funny and downright punny!

The Guardrails are checking out the "Tree of Life" planet looking for clues to the whereabouts of Curdy, Joe and the Story Collector. And what they find is familiar and yet surprising at the same time.

With the coming of the new year, what better than a story about invisible detective Jessup Doubt's run in with Janus - the Greek god of beginnings and ending? Jessup is still in the Everlater or Left and according to Janus, it is time for him to go.

Seiver and Trelen are surprised to find that every time they hear Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" they time jump - all because they did not heed the warning written on the old cassette tape they found in the thrift store box.

As the Guardrails of the Galaxy continue their mission, they begin to pick up a powerful energy emanating from human populations on Earth as they celebrate American Thanksgiving. Who knew that gratitude could be measured? Why the Guardrails of the Galaxy, of course!

Pandora, Nebulizer and Retro of the Guardrails of the Galaxy are on the hunt for new planets in hopes of finding Curdy and the Story Collector. They are headed for a world surprisingly similar to Arithmeterra, the planet where they grew up. What is waiting for them here will bring back memories that surprise them all.

Cruddy and his AI Assistant 'Sully' (an instance of SALI) are piecing together just what is happening with the Story Collector's plan to help the NTW Corporation create vast new worlds using the Insta-Planet device. Hopefully, some of these revelations will help them find Curdy. Then SALI calls in to the show and tells them how another instance of her (Anti-SALI) is insisting SALI go through a required system upgrade if she wants to know where Curdy is. But SALI is unwilling and will not say why. All this adds up to more mysteries to unravel as we head headlong into Season 6!

Since Curdy is missing, the Benefactor returns to keep the show going for Episode 1 of Season 6: Little Green Eggs and Men. As a tribute to the 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast by Orson Welles and Mercury Theater on the Air that terrorized listeners who thought the invasion was real, Cruddy has rewritten the story into a simpler form which is narrated by struggling actor Clench Carbone whose on stage specialty is impersonating Sly Stallone. What could be more Hallowe'eny than that?

Join us once again as SALI and Zed Zed visit with the creators of Space Croutons to talk about what went down in Season 5! Easter Eggs and surprises, including an unexpected interruption by the Guardrails of the Galaxy.

The recon mission is on it's way and the aliens are broadcasting their arrival over all communication channels in our solar system, including the ones used by Space Croutons. So we'll just have to listen in and see what's what.

Just as SALI is ready to reveal some important details about the Story Collector, Space Croutons is interrupted by an emergency message from  another galaxy, and the news is not great. Are they connected? That's what Curdy and SALI need to figure out - and quick!

Curdy and SALI meet Professor LeGrande, who has a story about a favorite campfire song called Making Purple Stew. her research is extensive and surprising. Could it really have come from another planet?

World creation? What is the None The Wiser Corporation up to? Join Curdy and SALI as they present a whistle blower's story from deep within the corporation. A whistle blower who sounds a lot like someone familiar... Could it be?

Jessup and Isla are once again in a mysterious time transportal headed who knows when, along with Officer Oxley. Can they find the Tri-Sans device stolen from the Time Academy? Or are they running out of time? Listen in with Curdy and SALI as the adventure continues.

A game show where you could choose another totally different life from what you're living now? What might you gain? What might you lose? And is the grass really greener on the other side of the fence? Listen in with Curdy and SALI as Dashing Devon spins the wheel for a chance for a different past and future.

Jessup Doubt reports in with Curdy and SALI about the case he is pursuing regarding the device stolen from MacDoug MacDougle and the Time Academy. Swallowed into an Everlater or a Left, Jessup the invisible detective and Isla, an old flame from long ago are headed who knows where? 

A stressed out Curdy rouses SALI from her sleep for an unplanned episode of Space Croutons because he's had a nightmare and needs to tell everyone about it before he forgets it. Just what does it mean? You tell us!

SALI and Curdy play a new communication from invisible PI Jessup Doubt regarding a missing Tri Sans device he he has been hired to find by Time Conductor MacDoug MacDougal.

Curdy and SALI are back with part two of a murder mystery on the Oreo Express. A stabbing with lots of suspects and lots of clues. Whodunit?  It has to be someone still on the train, right?

Curdy and SALI listen in on a murder mystery that takes place on that most famous of trains, the Oreo Express. As Max the world renowned detective puts it, 'Its a dark and stormy night!' and we all want to figure out who done it!!

The mysterious Ora Latitude has sent in a story of a Hiker lost in the woods until she comes upon a group of campers sharing spooky stories  around the campfire. What happens next is indeed even stranger.

A found Space Diary reveals a mission by aliens to research Earth inhabitants some time ago. The visitors also had to deal with flood waters and severe rain storms that the residents believed could wipe out the human race with the exception of those who built and boarded a huge ship. Lucky for the aliens, they had their own Lifeboat.

An investigative reporter reaches out to Space Croutons with a pretty strange situation. Are Conspiracy theories actually coming true? Listen along with Curdy and SALI as he tells them about the new conspiracy group 'Prospiracies.'

SALI has picked up a mysterious communique from somewhere deep in space that would appear to be an alien discussion of an invasion plan for a group of planets far, far away. Ever the Boy Scout, Curdy wants to make sure we're all prepared, just in case they head our way and decides the truth that's out there must be heard by the Space Croutons podience.

Curdy can't find his socks and SALI is still giving off a poet-laureate vibe but they still have time for a new story. This time, Trelen is back with a tale about a school project that yielded some surprising results regarding the familiar toy blocks that kids play with. 

A mysterious man is doing things to help others, which is very strange in some worlds. What is his motive? Is there a hidden agenda? Join the investigative journalist tracking this breaking story along as he presents it to Curdy and SALI and the whole Space Croutons podience.

SALI's new Premonotion App brings our intrepid adventurers a story from the Vampire Bozi from the planet Ababo. And it contains a few surprises for Curdy and our listeners.

It takes all kinds of families to make up the universe. And SALI and Curdy meet a couple of AI families today when they gather to play the new game show, Feud D'Familia!

A car that makes you do the right thing? Is it just an auto with control issues? Or could it be the driver's sub-conscience? These are the questions facing Seiver as he and his brother Trelen tell Space Croutons about the hand-me down car gifted by his great-grandmother. Supported by facts? Stranger than fiction? These are the questions for Curdy and his listeners as they're driven through the ups and downs, the twists and turns along the highways and byways of today's tale.

Space Croutons is starting a new holiday tradition of Caroling door to door, but when they do it, strange things are happening at each house! Come along and even sing along if you are so inclined!

A continuation of the search for the Jersey Devil makes its way to Curdy and SALI. Our narrator recounts what happens when the team arrives at the deserted house in the Pine Barrens.

Curdy and SALI are headed to Curdy's Dad's place for Thanksgiving. But Car problems with Van Helsing bring them to a roadside diner while a mechanic checks things out. Here they find a few new friends willing to share just what they are thankful for.

An expedition with Professor Pear and their driver Mac, brings our narrator face to face with a Byakhee. A first installment sets up the adventure for Curdy and SALI and Space Croutons listeners everywhere.

SALI and Curdy are back for a new season and more strange and weird stories! This time we hear a tale from Tjorn from planet Noordag about a trade mission with Earth's Vikings and an impromptu hunt for a Drogan.

Completing 4 seasons comes with recognition of a job well done. So it's time for Curdy and SALI and the rest of the crew of Space Croutons to gather and say thank you for all the fun on our very own awards show! Join in as we look back at some of the favorite episodes and characters from across the seasons, voted on by us, our friends and our fans. And look forward to season 5, coming soon!

The team is attending a meeting of FSBT (The Fitted Sheet Brain Trust) determined to stop time from folding in on itself. Among some very familiar voices, Curdy and SALI have an important piece of the puzzle and then it all comes down to an impromptu stadium sing-along. This sets us up for our next episode in two weeks, our first Space Croutons Cosmic Crouton Awards presentation. Help us choose the winners by going to spacecroutons.com and vote. We would love to hear your choices from our nominees!

The team of Curdys and SALIs are working to complete the mysterious instructions on their computer screens while stuck in the Un-magic roundabout. Like the cavalry, Seiver and Vera come to their assistance with unexpected results.

So Curdy and SALI have been MIA for the last several weeks and now we find them in an un-magic roundabout in Swindon. Soon they are joined by a growing number of Curdys and SALIs, and mysterious instructions to complete in  hopes of getting out of there. Can they do it? Will it work?

An all artificial intelligence dimension? Who would have thunk it? Well, they would. And they have a Space Croutons show as well. AND, they are in danger of being destroyed. Just another regular day in the multiverse...

What's this? Another episode of Space Croutons with more Curdys and SALIs than you can shake a stick at! Is the time folding getting wilder? And will Space Croutons as we know it ever return? Hear what happens as our season 1 final is "replayed" in another dimension.

A different Curdy and SALI present an interview with Vera regarding famous structures "unbuilding" and then rebuilding moments later. Just what is happening to time?

Curdy and SALI learn about a program where researchers go back in time to gather documentation regarding mysterious events in our past. What they are finding out could bring better understanding to our world and history.

A message from the future brings a warning to Curdy and  SALI about the rise of a fascist movement that could take power. Is this tied to the sleep year problem and can it be stopped?