Stories of The Century

Back to work again after his encore coma, a despondent Dirk Preston laments the disappointing box office returns on Magna Studio's latest flop flick. Looking for a reason to live, he first tries suicide. But soon, with the help of Leonard Leroy, Manuel Panache, and a wonton woman of mystery, Dirk finds just the shot he needs.

Dirk emerges from his coma in a broom closet only to realize his sometime best friend and co-producer at Magna Studios, Leonard Leroy, has replaced him with the British blackguard, Cyril Sedgewicke. Conjoined twin and agent to the disabled, Ed, is in on the ruse while his brother sleeps through the episode. Southern starlets are discovered and the movie "Snot" gets the green light.

After a terrible elevator accident, Dirk Preston, Magna Studios' Associate Producer, lies in a coma. Meanwhile, a star struck British opportunist, Cyril Sedgewicke, threatens Magna Studio Head, Leonard Leroy with exposure by revealing secrets learned from Leroy's purloined pussy.

Aging actress Monique sees her hairdresser in an attempt to update her look for an audition for the famous studio head, Leonard Leroy. When the coiffure turns out to be more than she expected, Monique becomes distraught. What happens next? Only her hairdresser knows.

Listen to the very first episode of Stories of The Century in which movie heart throb Bruce Ardon must overcome his large appetites and expose his hideous feet. His career hangs in the balance as he and his agent attempt to convince Head of Magna Studios, Leonard Leroy, to cast him as Brick the Barefoot Detective in Magna's next big picture, "Brick the Barefoot Detective".