Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

Leave me a message or suggestionCan you make cheese with Vampire breast milk if the nanobots exist in the milk? If you can, how much does someone need to eat before they become a vampire? I'm at the speculating again because of some information presented that utterly confused me and may have potentially broken the entire established lore for the series. 

Leave me a message or suggestionIn this episode we get into a little bit of heavy emotional things and Jet "Thunderbuns" Lassiter proves that he's a petulant teenager even though he's in his 30's. We're introduced to some new characters and then there's a dog. 

Leave me a message or suggestionThe shortest episode yet in which Jet interrupts Quinn and Mary then they get to some heavy petting before shotgun blast to the shoulder victim Lucian and his crew come in and they start talking. In this episode I talk about Colonel Sanders, Centaur Anatomy (again) and more. 

Leave me a message or suggestionPost coital... or rather heavy mutual petting to completion, Quinn is forced to confront herself and why she's been the way she's been for four years. This episode shifts focus to a much more in depth exploration of Quinn's character in a way I did not frankly expect but it also raises way too many questions that I don't think will ever be answered. 

Leave me a message or suggestionOur intrepid vampire/mortal couple are rescued by none other than some guy who I think heads the vampire family. Quinn and Jet are forced to recognize their feelings for each other and they battle a giant tiger over a box of sugar breakfast cereal. Only half of that is true. 

Leave me a message or suggestionDr. Quinn Medicine Woman and Jet Thunderbuns have reached civilization... somewhat. Now they've endangered several others including a red head with boobs way too big for her frame. Can they keep everyone safe from the threat of the blood lust crazed Russian vampires before they tear everyone apart? The only way to know is to listen and learn about how I got shot with a shotgun. 

Leave me a message or suggestionThe dream became reality and Quinn gave in to her need for blood and sucked Jet off... kinda... The writing does not improve and now we start getting into the sexual prose that is bad.  Enjoy! 

Leave me a message or suggestionThe fourth chapter of Mile High with a Vampire in which I talk about Fry Sauce, losing my sense of smell, men's involvement or lack there of in child rearing and much more. The story aint getting better but the tangents and rants are. 

Leave me a message or suggestionWhat happens when you combine a psychic nanobot vampire and a pilot who's an idiot with rock hard abs? This dang book. This week we cover them swimming in a river in eastern Canada and getting banged up but not in the way you'd imagine.

Leave me a message or suggestionChapter 2 of the ludicrous romance novel by Lyndsay Sands, Mile High with a Vampire. Does it get better? Of course not. But it's entertaining to listen to me get enraged.  

Leave me a message or suggestionI randomly picked up the book Mile High with a Vampire by Lynsay Sands. In this episode I start reading chapter 1.