Talkingmess

it happened! got my cash back! But what an "f" up by the bank!Support the show

I hear back from the bank and the result is outrageous!!Support the show

I got Zelled! Like a moron I sent some serious cash to the wrong number. Now I am fighting to get it back!Support the show

Who cares about the financial intrigue. It's the repulsive sex scene that should have been a 3 way!!Support the show

Money! Sex! which is best? that's what this review is all about!Support the show

this is a true story, with only a few exaggerations. Support the show

A Christmas special like you've never heard before! Xmas Carols with bizzare lyrics! Outrage! and Zombies!!Support the show

Talkingmess talks about how the CSD Diet changed his life. Support the show

Action packed episode!Big Cooking Tips with Steve Lopez-Schultz - the proud hound of ground round makes a carrot and we interview a guy who had a bad run-in with the local bank manager.Support the show

The billboard of a smiling real estate agent helps catch a serial killer. And the podcast gets repeatedly interrupted by an annoying and very loud visitor.Support the show

This episode features "Big Cooking Tips" plus the pros and cons of having a penis.Support the show

We’ve had a total overhaul of “the phew”. Cause it sucked. Like super bad. The cast: gone. Conny. Tone-loaf. Talkingmess even fired himself, which is fortunate, cause he really did suck. Anyway, I am the only original cast member left. Yeah me!!! For this episode the British know- it-all attempts to turn “The Phew” into a ratings juggernaut. Support the show

On this episode we enter the world of a little watched, yet highly entertaining Mumble Fecal Public Access show called: “The Phew”. Talkingmess, as always, is your host. He’s joined by the very posh and pompous “Conny Liverpool-Estrada” and rapper, “Tone-loaf”, who’s accent is a fake as Conny’s platinum blond hair and pointy boobs. Here now is the episode we like to call “The Phew. The Pretentious. And the Corn-holed”. Support the show

Daisy Jane and Bluette finally unravel the Mysterious Manifestation in Mumble Fecal, Ohio.Support the show

Bluette gets closer to unraveling the mystery that has been plaguing Mumble Fecal for decades. Also there's a suprise visit from cooking great Steve Lopez-Shultz: The proud hound of ground round!!Support the show

We continue with Bluettes deep dive into the culture of one of the most repressed and depressed towns in America. This episode Bluette gets dragged into the epic and foul Mumble Fecal Festival.Support the show

With this episode begin massive 5 part series. Step by step, Talkingmess will unravel a decades long mystery plaguing the Mumble Fecal community. Support the show

For this podcast we take a deep dive into the confusing and majorly messed up world of online dating. Hosting this episode is our favorite British-know-it-all.. who’s having a very, very bad day. Support the show

We continue our ill-fated conversation with Ezekiel Eduardo Samsidian - one of the greatest Kaz players of all time. We have been discussing his new book: “Beethoven, bunions, and boners” and how classical musicians are crazy- ass psychos. Support the show

Part 1 of our interview with the world famous Kaz player Ezekiel Eduardo Samsidian. He has written a new book called "Beethoven, bunions and boners. How Mum-Crotch totally fucked me up." During our candid discussion, Eze goes into great detail about the incredible acts of perversion and depravity that happened while he was a student at The Mumble Fecal Institute of Music, Dance and Crochet. (Aka Mum-Crotch). What he discusses gives you a first hand look at life inside one of the world's most prestigious music schools.Support the show

The British know-it-all loses it in front of a global movie superstar. Support the show

An interview with an unknown rocker named Billie EyeLash goes off the railsSupport the show

our errant author finishes her erotic tall tale about a former patient caught in a smelly predicament. Does she satisfy the love of her life, even though he stinks like camel discharge? Or tell him to shrink-wrap his package and take a scalding hot shower? Support the show

This episode we forego our normal stories of stupidity and hijinks to remember one of our best and dearest friends. Al Ramos. Support the show

Welcome to part four of our epic interview of deception and deceit with a notorious faux-french author. In this episode, our curious creator takes us down an x- rated path of pungent smells and repulsive desire. Support the show

We should be learning about Dr. Ricebo Pricebus controversial concept. Instead they get sidetracked by restraining orders and smell.Support the show

More of our controversial and completely erroneous interview with the faux author of a book no one has read.Support the show

Part 1 of a massive 5 part series of misinformation, disinformation and out right lies. We interview the controversial and completely faux author of a book called "Cooking up a Cure for Racism".Support the show

A pickleball match goes def con turd!Support the show

This episode takes Talkingmess to the third floor of the Y where a line-dancing class is underway. This is not a typical dance session. It's more like an episode from "Real House Wives of Alice in Wonderland".Support the show

Mother-son day at the Mumble Fecal Y goes terribly wrongSupport the show

A controversial and very fake diet to help certain humans find lost desire.Support the show

The insanity that makes TalkingMess tick. In prose and song. Support the show

What you need to know about TalkingMess. Including advice from a talking horse and an awful rendition of an American ClassicSupport the show

A battle of wills as Archer takes on the Mumble Fecal City council.Support the show

Archer FiddleStench, scion of Mumble Fecal's most powerful man, makes a surprise visit to a city council meeting.Support the show

Breaking news:Weather person Ionis Oblander's forecast on a storm system so massive it will kill everyone in North America!Support the show