Terrible Person
by Terrible Person
Unfiltered conversations unfold between “Gary” and “Selena” as everyday observations slide into cultural commentary, media obsession, relationship dynamics, and moments that probably should have stayed private. Nothing is structured and very little is filtered. Topics drift from movies, celebrities, and internet culture into arguments, confessions, and reactions that feel slightly too honest. Some exchanges are funny, some are uncomfortable, and some cross into territory that is occasionally highly inappropriate. “Gary” and “Selena” revisit disagreements, contradict themselves, escalate minor annoyances, and follow curiosity wherever it goes, without smoothing anything over. If you like sharp observations, messy honesty, and the feeling of being a fly on the wall during conversations you were never meant to hear, this is exactly that.
Episodes
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The Black Pill to White Pill Pipeline
Vote for Grant for Top Host here: tophost.org/2026/grant-inman Gary and Brad spiral from brutal Thai massages and embarrassing drinking stories into celebrity encounters, military memories, reality TV, and the eternal debate over which movie sequels actually beat the originals. Then things get...
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The Flagstaff Subaru Ninja Incident
Gary and Brad turn a bow hunting trip near Flagstaff into a bizarre confrontation with an angry stranger wielding a bo staff, complete with police, guns, and a lesson in why you should never bring Donatello to a gunfight. From there, things spiral into police stories, reality TV, restaurant...
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The Moon Is Watching You
Gary returns with Brad, a military veteran and former law enforcement officer, for a chaotic dive into conspiracy theories, military stories, government surveillance, and the mysteries hiding behind everyday reality. From JFK and 9/11 to Epstein, Roswell, simulation theory, voice-to-skull...
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$150 at Cheesecake Factory and Now We Don’t Trust Dinosaurs
Gary and Selena open without a formal introduction and immediately spiral into a chaotic night out that turns into a full breakdown of modern restaurant culture. After trying multiple spots in East Mesa, they land at Cheesecake Factory, where a “15 minute wait” turns into nearly an hour of…
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Turning 40, Losing Our Cool, and Arguing About Everything
Gary and Selena drift through everyday chaos, aging, intimacy, and irritation as a casual conversation about colors turns into reflections on turning forty, gift expectations, and the strange emotional weight attached to birthdays. They talk massages, tipping anxiety, overpriced upgrades, sore...
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This Wasn’t on the Forecast
Cars piling up, flashing lights, and that sudden sense that something nearby just went wrong. Being out of town next week, missing each other, and the everyday friction of schedules and communication, including why notifications and an Apple Watch can make you both reachable and somehow...
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Do You Girls Like Elevators?
What’s the most realistic way a “dirty cop” plan would hold up in court, and why do TV writers get away with it? A movie recap turns into a long detour through The Walking Dead, Grey’s Anatomy, and what it means to be permanently tied to one iconic role. From there it slides into Jennifer Lopez...
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Enjoy What’s Left of Your Day (Happy Birthday GARY!)
What goes through your mind in the second before you die, and is that moment worse than the pain itself? Nuclear weapons and energy warfare. The psychology of fear, and why dying instantly might be preferable to surviving what comes after. Autoerotic asphyxiation, public shame, and how families...
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Counting Houses
What’s the worst kind of workout humiliation, the kind where your expensive running shoes audibly pop like a balloon mid-treadmill, or the kind where a coach screams about your form while you try not to puke in a warehouse parking lot. A detour through OrangeTheory, CrossFit, and a...
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Ignore The Guy With The Hat
A New Year walk turns into a loose, meandering argument about whether it is better to storm off during a fight or accidentally get lost on a dark community college campus while electric-bike teenagers circle a little too slowly. From there the conversation drifts through Christmas gifts, light...
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Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 2
How does a conversation start with oyster crackers meant for soup and end up as a full-scale debate about celebrity hotness rankings, fast food dessert scams, and why every online platform eventually turns into a magnet for predators. It opens with hunger logic and snack crimes, the kind that…
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Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 1
On this episode, terrible person covers a mix of trending news, weird stories, and everyday disasters. Topics include Kim Kardashian reportedly failing the bar exam, the most commonly missed warning signs of dementia, and Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith being charged with sexual assault.…
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Wet Ass Pizza Pt 1
"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through awkward vape shop encounters, Comic-Con chaos, and how close things came to going very wrong at a convention tied to Power Rangers lore. The conversation jumps from cosplay weapons and near-death moments into celebrity transformations, reality TV fatigue, and…
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Wet Ass Pizza Pt 2
How does a conversation start with a Silence of the Lambs quote hunt and end with an extremely detailed review of a bathroom upgrade that becomes a full debate about the physics of aiming, the ethics of “priming,” and what qualifies as a peanut-butter situation. It opens in full movie-nerd mode...
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One Eye Bob Pt 2
Do pop stars age out of relevance overnight, or does the culture just decide it is bored all at once. A casual opener about Sabrina Carpenter versus Taylor Swift turns into a broader teardown of pop star energy, homeschool vibes, relationship branding, and the moment when celebrities stop feeling...
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One Eye Bob Pt 1
What happens when a month off turns into a loose, spiraling reentry full of tech indecision, pop culture resentment, and deeply specific grievances that have been waiting patiently to come out. It starts with a deceptively simple question about buying a new phone and immediately unravels into...
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Let Them (FREE EPISODE ONLY)
What starts as a casual “free episode” immediately turns into a long spiral about modern TV pacing, cultural burnout, and why nothing can just come out all at once anymore. Streaming shows get put on trial, from the surprising strength of Wednesday to the slow, hypnotic frustration of Severance,...
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P.T. So Delicious
A free-flowing conversation moves from pop culture curiosity into heavier cultural reflection, starting with skepticism around celebrity-centered documentaries and how obsession gets packaged as storytelling. Current events cast a shadow over the episode, touching on political violence, public...
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Ambushed for Content Pt 2
A conversation that starts with everyday background noise and drifts straight into modern paranoia. Surveillance cameras, license plate readers, and how easily movement data is tracked without anyone noticing. A deep dive into rehab and sober-living scams, insurance fraud, and the way addiction...
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Ambushed for Content Pt 1 (w/ Johnjay Van Es)
A loose, chaotic hang that starts with food talk and pop culture burnout before spiraling into celebrity obsession, oversaturation, and how fame rewires the way people talk about relationships. A surprise phone call turns into a long catch-up covering radio life, documentaries, true crime…
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Haunted Museums & Blue Men (Premium Only - Vegas Recap)
A Vegas recap that quickly turns into sensory overload. Endless casinos that all feel like malls, overpriced food, resort fees, and the strange exhaustion that comes from never actually being outside. From there it escalates into haunted museums, cult-like tour guides, cursed artifacts, serial...
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The Largest Pt 2
A meandering conversation that starts with selling clothes and thrift-store economics before drifting into consumer culture, retail politics, and why big-box stores feel more expensive and less worth it than ever. Seasonal fashion trends, skinny jeans dying off, and the quiet humiliation of…
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The Largest Pt 1
A chaotic opener that immediately spirals from fake intros and website plugs into a debate about getting “co-opted by the government,” relationship hypotheticals, and whether weed is quietly turning everyone into paranoid, forgetful NPCs. From there: cam-snap cameras vs cam soda (unfortunate…
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Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 2
A premium spiral that starts with street burritos and free bleeding and somehow escalates into global population collapse, sex trafficking economics, and why modern society feels spiritually poisoned. From period politics and performative activism to China’s gender imbalance, trafficked brides…
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Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 1
Arizona wrong way drivers Phoenix freeway crashes and fatal accidents State and city lawsuits after highway deaths Wrong way driving causes and safety failures Taylor Swift new album backlash Travis Kelce celebrity media saturation Pop culture overexposure and fame fatigue Sweet James billboard...
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I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 2
A long, unfiltered spiral that starts with Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories and missing jail footage, then slides into prison politics, pardons, and why billionaires never seem to face real consequences. From there it drifts into Uber safety debates, vertigo panic, sinus infections, sleep...
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I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 1
Hurricane Katrina documentary breakdown Levee failures and systemic collapse New Orleans flooding timeline Emergency response failures and FEMA confusion Superdome conditions and displacement Poverty, race, and disaster response Government preparedness and accountability Media coverage of Katrina...
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The Johnjay & Rich AMA
An extended AMA that traces a full radio career arc, from landing an internship to leaving a long-running morning show after more than a decade. Behind-the-scenes radio dynamics, unpaid internships, internal politics, corporate decisions, creative burnout, and what it actually takes to survive in...
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Weird News Week
Weird news headlines and off-the-rails media stories Coldplay kiss cam scandal and workplace affair speculation Celebrity deaths, accidents, and vacation tragedies Cruise ship disappearances and unsolved mystery documentaries Hotel deaths, strange fatalities, and funeral home reality Bizarre...
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Battery with batteries Pt 1
Domestic arguments and accidental chaos at home A shattered Pyrex disaster and household damage control Debating whether to release a long radio show AMA Twelve years of radio work and complicated exits Roller skating fantasies, birthday ideas, and midlife fitness plans Workplace scandals…
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Battery with batteries Pt 2
Couple “podcast prep” as the actual premium episode concept Commute-call recording idea and everyday road-rage audio Food tangents: turtle soup, frog legs, quail, gizzards, “use the whole chicken” Pop culture/news grab bag: Kanye accusations, JoJo Siwa dating chatter Dark TV/doc talk: “The Killer...
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SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 2
Poop Cruise documentary and Carnival cruise sewage disaster Cruise ship plumbing failure, passenger conditions, and refunds Cat behavior, wet food diets, and extreme litter box odor Internet NPC theory and bot activity online DARPA, CERN, and the origins of the internet Artificial intelligence...
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SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 1
Gary and Selena discuss giving a two week notice and leaving a long running radio job, including reactions from coworkers and what comes next. They talk about watching the HBO funeral industry documentary and what it gets right and wrong, along with dark humor around death, cremation, and funeral...
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Big Time Boat Trip Pt 2
Gary and Selena continue breaking down their cruise honeymoon, including shore excursions, tour buses, group dynamics, and frustrations with other passengers. They talk about visiting Rome, dealing with long lines at the Vatican, extreme heat, and overcrowding, along with navigating European…
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Big Time Boat Trip Pt 1
Gary and Selena kick off their honeymoon cruise stories with travel chaos, jet ski excursions in open water, and navigating European cities before boarding the ship. They talk through Barcelona, Mallorca, Ibiza, Corsica, and underground cave tours, including aggressive tour guides, crowded buses,...
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Slurts Pt 2
Gary and Selena talk through social media culture, influencer narcissism, and how phones shifted from tools into full time addictions. They discuss memory gaps, losing track of past experiences, and how constant content consumption affects relationships and real life connections. The conversation...
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Slurts? Pt 1
Gary and Selena debate Star Wars versus Harry Potter and how cultural obsession shapes entire generations. They talk about attention spans, why movies feel harder to commit to than TV shows, and how streaming platforms recycle older content instead of creating anything memorable. The conversation...
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Soakin' Pt 2
Gary and Selena get into celebrity drama surrounding Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and the British royal family, including title disputes and public backlash. They talk about shock documentaries and extreme media with discussions around Faces of Death, graphic historical footage, and why people…
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Soakin' Pt 1
Gary and Selena talk through backlash and reaction after a polarizing radio appearance, including audience responses, accusations of being inappropriate, and why authenticity tends to divide listeners. The conversation moves into Mormon soaking culture, how it works, why it exists, and the…
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JJR Couples Therapy 1 - (Uncensored)
Grant and Cait kick off an uncensored Couples Therapy simulcast with chaotic “horny honey” experiments, unexpected side effects, and the kind of intimate oversharing that instantly shocks new listeners. They bounce between marriage routines, Cait’s new glasses and eye doctor mishaps, and the...
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Clown Hair Pt 2
Gary and Selena move from candy nostalgia and Southwest tourist culture into strange observations about souvenir towns, crystal shops, and why certain places feel identical no matter where you are. They talk about celebrity arrests, public intoxication lines, mushrooms versus alcohol, and how...
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Clown Hair Pt 1
Gary and Selena dive into skepticism about space travel, celebrity space tourism, and why media spectacle feels disconnected from reality. They talk about women in space headlines, distrust of billion-dollar stunts, Arizona weather anomalies, strange cloud formations, and how quickly…
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Vape Store Revelations Pt 2
Gary and Selena talk through impulse versus patience, everyday irritations, and why small rewards feel meaningful in a chaotic world. They move from clothing choices and personal style into intimacy boundaries, confidence, and why buying clothes for other people often backfires. Gary and Selena...
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Vape Store Revelations Pt 1
Gary and Selena move through a loose, unfiltered stretch of conversation that jumps from nicotine pouches and vape-store encounters to live music chaos, festival crowds, and the strange social rituals that happen when brands, substances, and people collide. As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena...
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Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 2
"Gary" and "Selena" drift through a long, winding conversation that jumps from cosmetic procedures and body anxiety into arguments, misunderstandings, and the quiet tension that builds after a fight. As the episode unfolds, "Gary" and "Selena" touch on jealousy, fear, public safety, and the…
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Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 1
"Gary" and "Selena" open this episode in a loose, chaotic rhythm that slides from pop culture obsession into absurd invention, relationship banter, and creeping existential thoughts. As they react to television moments, product ideas, AI, fame, and internet spectacle, "Gary" and "Selena" bounce...
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Bearded Peers Pt 2
Gary and Selena drift through unpaid gigs, ruined dinners, public embarrassment, and half-serious conspiracy theories as the episode unfolds into a string of everyday failures and uneasy observations. From cooking mistakes and throwing up in public to questioning space travel, money, work, and...
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Bearded Peers Pt 1
Gary and Selena move through awkward neighbor encounters, daytime coyotes, scammy “expert” advice, and spiraling thoughts about race, media, and credibility. What starts with small irritations around home life stretches into bigger discomfort about who gets to speak, who profits off insecurity…
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Heidi Klum’s Hands & The Magical Creatures Pt 2
"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through celebrity obsession, reality television burn-out, and conspiracy-tinged speculation, bouncing between Heidi Klum, YouTube fame cycles, and why certain public figures feel impossible to escape. The conversation moves into space travel skepticism, stranded...
About this show
Unfiltered conversations unfold between “Gary” and “Selena” as everyday observations slide into cultural commentary, media obsession, relationship dynamics, and moments that probably should have stayed private. Nothing is structured and very little is filtered.
Topics drift from movies, celebrities, and internet culture into arguments, confessions, and reactions that feel slightly too honest. Some exchanges are funny, some are uncomfortable, and some cross into territory that is occasionally highly inappropriate.
“Gary” and “Selena” revisit disagreements, contradict themselves, escalate minor annoyances, and follow curiosity wherever it goes, without smoothing anything over. If you like sharp observations, messy honesty, and the feeling of being a fly on the wall during conversations you were never meant to hear, this is exactly that.
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