The 2 B*tches Left

We're headed to Vegas for Claire's birthday, so naturally, we’re talking about taking risks—both in life and in the drive-thru. We unpack some of the most relatable luckiest (and unlucky) life moments, share a few stories that still sting and try to manifest a Sonic sponsorship by revealing our dream orders. We might be unlucky in some things, but never in vibes.

Better late than never, right? This week’s episode was supposed to drop on the Fourth, but life said no. We’re recapping Love Island, talking internet drama and pop culture randomness as always. Regular uploads resume July 25th.

The two bitches (plus all our opinions) are back. We’re recapping Love Island—the crushes, the cringe and our bold predictions. We talk pros and cons of spitting in a tube for 23andMe, holding public figures accountable during humanitarian crises and reflect on recent ICE raids.

It’s officially Hot Girl Summer, and your favorite bitches are kicking it off with a vibe check. In this episode, Claire and Val talk about what HGS means to them, break down the many sub-genres of summer energy and share their personal ins and outs.

We’ve all been there—debating closure, surviving no contact, and hoping for a clean emotional slate. This week, we chat with our b*tch Kristiana and debrief. Claire shares her awkward moment of the week, while Val and Kristiana reflect on their first impressions of each other.

What happens at the sleepover… gets recorded for the pod. We’re playing 21 Questions, debating Would You Rather scenarios and sharing embarrassing stories that should’ve stayed in the vault. Get cozy and grab your snacks!!

Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is coming—and we’ve got thoughts.In this episode, we break down how not to be a grinch about it, whether you’re single, cuffed or somewhere in between. We’re talking V-Day dos and don’ts, last-minute plans, and why Galentine’s Day deserves just as much hype. Whether you're feeling romantic or just here for the discounted chocolate, this one’s for you! 💘

Season 3 is here, and we’re setting the vibe for 2025—New Year, Same B*itches! Kicking things off with a little bit of everything: resolutions we might keep, red flags we definitely should’ve seen coming and just the right amount of unexpected chaos. Buckle up, it’s a new year. Cheers to a new season!

Val & Claire look back at some memorable middle school birthdays; best invitations, party themes & more. Val shares why she feels relief in certain areas of life and both of them prepare for their next girls trip.

Claire shares her experience dating men with children & her possible dilf fever & Val talks about her NYC date with a mystery man on the subway. Join them for a pop culture recap; from the Love Island 2024 Finale to Gypsy Rose’s baby announcement.

Val and Claire dive into the complexities of dating new people and share their recent date experiences, including the unexpected revelation that one of those dates might already have a girlfriend. They discuss how they learned the importance of a "digital footprint" and its' connection to twitter removing public likes..

This week, Val and Claire talk the highs and lows of the MET Gala and the possible downfall of Kim K... Who what and why are the rap girlies beefing?? Claire closes a door with a hookup and Val takes on the challenge of going on a date.

Val celebrates a new job and the launch of a new collection for VAL.MO.DEZ!!

Val and Claire explore the reputation of WAGS and what it might be like dating a celebrity. Are all athletes cheaters? Is dating an actor just constant role play? Claire shares the connection between her and a BH housewife....

Back for season 2!! Val and Claire share life updates and reveal some new secret listeners...

Val and Claire share their Christmas stories and think about resolutions for the New Year. What's next for The 2 B*tches Left?

Claire spills the beans on confessing her feelings to a mystery man and tells how her and Val's love-life is more connected than you think...

Catch up with us after a very longgg month. Val got a new late night job & Claire gives an update on her dating life. Listen to our hot takes on festival etiquette, cuffing season, the importance of a happy birthday text and how to tell someone you caught feelings.

We have a guest!! Bestie Markus joins Val and Claire as the third b*tch to talk about their favorite memories. Hear about Claire's 19th birthday from Hell that changed our friendships forever, a "Thief" update and more!!

Val shares her experience of falling victim to a BIG catfish scam. Claire talks about how the only man that's ever treated her right, is "behind bars".

Val and Claire recap the VMA's, the Real Housewives, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis supporting Danny Masterson, Kylie Jenner’s new man and more.

LIFE UPDATE ALERT.. Val and Claire recap their Hawaii vacation and get real about family relationships.

Val and Claire talk about YikYak, Kik, the types of men to AVOID on dating apps and more.

Hear all the deets about Val & Claire's Cabo trip and Claire's worst Birthday ever.

Val and Claire go back home and reminisce.

What's worse than a breakup?? A friendship breakup. Val and Claire talk about their own friendship breakups and share stories about the complexities of losing a friend and how to cope with the loss and move on.

Val went on a date & Claire got the "What are we" text. This week, the two talk about the pressure to meet the traditional expectations that come with living in a small town.

We've been wanting to do this for so so long and had so much fun recording this together. Hear about our best looks of 2023, our next vacay and our worst hookups.