The Absurdists

Warning labels exist because somewhere, somehow, someone actually did that. Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy explore the outrageous warnings, bizarre instructions, and ridiculous disclaimers hiding on everyday products. From fishing lures and frozen pizza to Superman capes and garden hoses, they uncover the absurd product labels that make you laugh, cringe, and wonder what on earth happened.

On this episode of The Absurdists, Marlo and Mary take absurdity to new heights—literally. Broadcasting as a simulcast with The Tech Ranch, the duo dives headfirst into the story of astronauts Barry "Butch" Wilmore and Sunita Williams, who blasted off for an 8-day mission… and stayed for nine months. What began as a technical demonstration aboard Boeing’s Starliner became a real-life Gilligan’s Island of the cosmos. From drinking recycled sweat and urine (yum?) to surviving on rationed mac and cheese and damp towel showers, Marlo and Mary explore what happens when cutting-edge tech meets absurd real-world glitches. But it doesn’t stop at the stars. They venture into: 🚀 Space survival, coffee withdrawal, and sharing your space station with strangers🧠 The blurred line between AI brilliance and tech absurdity🤖 Drones with flamethrowers, vibrating forks, and cows in VR headsets🔋 The electric future—will AI choose to power itself or your A/C? Plus, hear about CES 2025’s most hilariously unnecessary inventions (looking at you, moving desk lamp), and learn whether your pet rock really needed air holes. Whether you're a geek, a nerd, or somewhere in between, this episode reminds us that technology, like life, is best enjoyed with a laugh. 🎧 Listen now on your favorite podcast platform!

Welcome to our latest deep dive into the wonderfully weird world of absurdity! In this episode of our absurdist podcast, "Curtains, Curses, and Coded Chaos: An Absurdist Odyssey," hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson explore an eclectic mix of theater superstitions, digital mishaps, and offbeat cultural quirks that redefine what it means to be truly absurd. Unraveling Theater Superstitions The episode kicks off with a journey into the mysterious traditions of the theater. Ghost Lights & the Scottish Play:Learn about the eerie ghost lights that are left on stage to appease wandering spirits, and discover why uttering the word “Macbeth” (or, as theater insiders call it, the Scottish play) is said to bring bad luck—often warded off by spinning three times and even a dash of spit!Costume Curses & Colorful Rituals:Mary and Marlo debate the peculiar notion that blue costumes must always be paired with silver accents to avoid financial ruin. With historical insights into how expensive blue dye once was, this superstition is both fascinating and hilarious. Digital Absurdity: Voice-to-Text Mishaps Not all absurdity lives on stage. Our hosts also shine a light on the quirks of modern technology: Auto-Correction Gone Wild:Discover how a dropped F-bomb can transform into a harmless "duck" thanks to voice-to-text technology gone awry. Whether it’s a breakup text turning into a cookie recipe or the misinterpretation of simple words, these digital slip-ups remind us that absurdity is just a click away.Real-Life Laughs:With anecdotes that mix high theater and everyday chaos, Mary and Marlo show that even in the digital age, our lives are peppered with moments of unintentional hilarity. Why Embrace the Absurd? At its core, this episode is a celebration of the absurd in both art and life. The conversation moves seamlessly from traditional theater rituals to the unexpected glitches of modern technology, encouraging listeners to find humor and meaning in every mishap. Here are a few reasons why this episode is a must-listen for lovers of the absurdist: Insightful Humor:Combining historical theater lore with contemporary digital dilemmas creates a rich tapestry of storytelling that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining.Thought-Provoking Topics:Whether it’s exploring superstitions or decoding the chaos of voice-to-text errors, the episode offers fresh perspectives on the intersection of tradition and technology.A Unique Podcast Experience:With a blend of clever banter, cultural commentary, and a touch of irreverence, this episode invites listeners to step out of the ordinary and embrace the beautifully bizarre. Join the Conversation Are you fascinated by the absurd? Do you find humor in the inexplicable rituals and unexpected mishaps of everyday life? Then this episode is tailor-made for you. Dive into the world of theater superstitions, digital miscommunications, and everything in between on "Curtains, Curses, and Coded Chaos: An Absurdist Odyssey." Listen now and join our community of absurdists who revel in the chaos of creativity and celebrate the quirks that make life so unpredictably delightful.

    Welcome back! After a holiday hiatus, Marlo and Mary dive into the bizarre, funny, and often dark origins of common expressions we use every day. From "raining cats and dogs" to "kick the bucket," this episode explores the fascinating history behind these sayings and how they’ve evolved over time. Along the way, you'll hear hilarious banter, personal anecdotes, and even a discussion about buttering up deities!     What You'll Hear in This Episode: Why 17th-century England might’ve inspired "raining cats and dogs."The peculiar connection between bullets and enduring pain with "bite the bullet."Did ancient Greeks spill more than secrets with "spill the beans"?How cake became the ultimate symbol of ease with "a piece of cake."The absurd history of throwing butter balls at statues and its connection to "buttering someone up."Why you might want to rethink using "kick the bucket." Fun Highlights: Mary’s Easy-Bake Oven cornbread memories.Marlo’s story of being “red-handed” in Reno.A spirited debate about what it means to "put your best foot forward." Why Listen? If you’ve ever wondered where your favorite sayings came from or want to impress your friends with trivia about phrases you casually use, this episode is for you. Plus, Marlo and Mary’s chemistry and humor make for a fun and entertaining listen. Catch This Episode Anywhere You Podcast!

Numbers: we use them to measure time, count calories, and set speed limits. They’re supposed to bring order to the chaos of life—but what happens when numbers get a little too absurd? In this laugh-filled episode of The Absurdists, co-hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson unpack the bizarre world of numbers with stories so ridiculous, they’ll have you checking your calculator twice. “It’s Just One More Donut—Relax!” Mary kicks things off with a story about the Baker’s Dozen. Why 13 instead of 12? Turns out, bakers in medieval England had good reason to throw in an extra loaf (or donut). If they shortchanged customers, they’d face severe penalties, from public ridicule to fines—so to be safe, they’d toss in a bonus baked good. Marlo chimes in with his own vision of modern bakers yelling, “Fine, take 13, just don’t sue me!” A sweet deal, if you ask us. Speed Limits That Don’t Make Sense Imagine cruising down a road, only to see a speed limit of 29 mph. Why not 30? Mary and Marlo explore these bizarre laws, pointing out places where 29, 31, or even 8 mph speed limits exist. Marlo jokes, “Is there some mystical traffic safety wizard who insists on prime numbers?” Whatever the reason, they agree—these signs are as confusing as a pie chart on a pizza box. Friday the 13th: A Recipe for Suspicion Ah, the dreaded Friday the 13th. Mary dives into the ancient superstition that has made hotel elevators skip the 13th floor and brides shiver when a wedding lands on this date. With its origins linked to Norse mythology, the Last Supper, and sheer human paranoia, it’s no wonder Marlo quips, “If 13’s so unlucky, why don’t bakers just skip it?” Decimal Points: Tiny Mistakes, Huge Absurdities The duo takes a hilarious detour into the world of decimal disasters. Did you know Popeye’s love of spinach—and the supposed iron content of the leafy green—was all thanks to a misplaced decimal point? One little error turned spinach into the superhero of vegetables, skyrocketing sales by 33% and cementing Popeye’s biceps into cartoon legend. Mary muses, “How many kids had to suffer through spinach dinners because of a math error?” Why 12 Ounces for Soda? Marlo then pops open the can on soda sizes—specifically, 12 ounces. Why not 10? Why not 13 (lucky or not)? The pair unravels the quirky history of the 12-ounce can, rooted in imperial measurements and packaging efficiency. “Twelve might sound random,” Mary jokes, “but it’s perfect for making you feel bad when you finish one and immediately want another.” The Five-Second Rule: Science Ruins Everything If you’ve ever dropped a cookie on the floor and yelled, “Five-second rule!”, you’re not alone. But Mary and Marlo dig into the science that debunks this age-old tradition. Turns out, bacteria don’t care about time limits—they’re faster than you reaching for that fallen French fry. Still, Marlo stands firm: “I’ll take my chances for a donut.” Absurd Number Trivia: More Than You Ever Wanted to Know From base-12 math (why do clocks use it but schools don’t teach it?) to marketing’s love for prices ending in $0.99 (“It’s practically free!”), this episode takes you on a whirlwind tour of number absurdities. Mary and Marlo even poke fun at unusual holidays tied to numbers—because why shouldn’t March 14th (3.14) be a day to eat pie? Why You Should Tune In If you love numbers, hate math, or just want a reason to laugh at the silly systems humans invent, this episode of The Absurdists is for you. Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson keep things light, funny, and endlessly entertaining as they unravel the numerical nonsense all around us. Find us at wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Stay absurd!

The Mandela Effect: When Our Collective Memory Plays Tricks On Us Remember when Darth Vader said, "Luke, I am your father"? Or when Captain Kirk would regularly say, "Beam me up, Scotty"? Well, prepare to have your mind blown – neither of these iconic phrases was ever actually said in their respective franchises. Welcome to the fascinating world of the Mandela Effect, where our collective memories don't quite match up with reality. What is the Mandela Effect? The term "Mandela Effect" was coined in 2009 by Fiona Broome when she discovered that many people shared her false memory of Nelson Mandela dying in prison during the 1980s (he actually passed away in 2013). This phenomenon occurs when large groups of people share the same incorrect memories of past events or details. Pop Culture's Greatest Hits (That Never Were) Movies and TV Shows Star Wars: The actual line is "No, I am your father" – not "Luke, I am your father"Star Trek: "Beam me up, Scotty" was never uttered in the original seriesI Love Lucy: Ricky never said "Lucy, you have some explaining to do" – it was actually "Lucy, explain that to me"Snow White: The famous line is "Magic Mirror on the wall" not "Mirror, Mirror on the wall"Silence of the Lambs: Hannibal Lecter never says "Hello, Clarice" – he simply says "Good morning" Music Memories Queen's "We Are the Champions" doesn't end with "of the world" in the studio versionBon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" is often misheard as "doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" instead of "doesn't make a difference if we make it or not"Madonna's "Like a Virgin" has been misheard as "touch for the 31st time" instead of "touch for the very first time" Brand Misconceptions The Monopoly Man never wore a monocleFruit of the Loom's logo never included a cornucopiaOscar Mayer is often remembered as "Oscar Meyer" Why Do We Experience the Mandela Effect? Scientists studying false memory through the Deese-Roediger-McDermott paradigm have found that our brains often fill in gaps with what we expect to hear or see. This explains why we might collectively misremember details in ways that seem to make more sense to us. The Impact on Popular Culture These shared false memories have become so ingrained in our culture that they often overshadow the original versions. Take "Beam me up, Scotty" – while never actually said in Star Trek, it's become the go-to phrase for referencing the show and appears on countless pieces of merchandise. What This Tells Us About Human Memory The Mandela Effect reminds us that human memory isn't like a video recording – it's more like a collaborative storytelling process where our brains fill in details based on context, expectations, and collective cultural experiences. This doesn't make our memories less valuable; it just makes them more interesting! In Conclusion The next time you're absolutely certain about a quote, detail, or fact from popular culture, you might want to double-check – you could be experiencing the Mandela Effect. And remember, as Darth Vader never said, "Luke, I am your father"! Want to hear more fascinating discussions about the unexpected and absurd? Tune in to The Absurdist Show, where we explore the weird and wonderful aspects of our world that make life interesting.

From Velvet and Big Cucumbers to Absurdist Graffiti: A Wild Ride with Marlo and Mary On the latest episode of The Absurdists, Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take us on another rollercoaster ride of hilarity and peculiar musings. From wardrobe confessions (blue velvet, anyone?) to the accidental messages that left their senders red-faced, the duo keeps the laughs coming. Marlo reminisces about the unexpected texts and voicemails that left an indelible mark—like the infamous "big cucumber" text sent to a professor and a mysterious woman’s microwave notification from her phone company. Meanwhile, Mary shares her take on bathroom stall graffiti trends (spoiler: "Toy Story 2 is okay" is surprisingly popular). Not to be outdone, the pair dives into cats' antics with autocorrect mishaps, bizarre motion-detection emails, and even pranks involving printing hundreds of "Hello" pages. Plus, we learn about Marlo's personal autocorrect disaster involving a bamboo-related text (don’t ask). Highlights include: A CEO bombarded with 600 banana bread recipes—thanks to a cat on the keyboard.A sleepwalking contest entrant who accidentally claimed a prize months later.The accidental breakup text that was sent… to a mom. As always, Marlo and Mary bring their absurdist lens to life's everyday oddities. Want to join in the fun? Share your absurd stories with The Absurdists crew and let the hilarity unfold.

In this delightful and laugh-out-loud episode of The Absurdists, co-hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson take us on a whimsical stroll through the past. Together, they explore a variety of once-popular phenomena and inventions, rating them as either “Baby, Come Back” or “Forget About It.” Prepare yourself for an entertaining blend of nostalgia, absurdity, and quirky insights as the duo dissects bygone cultural staples and ponders their place in today’s world. Highlights from the Episode: The Ingenious Pet Rock Mary and Marlo kick things off with a deep dive into the pet rock phenomenon. From googly eyes to DIY versions, they ponder the rock's utility as the ultimate low-maintenance pet—and a hilarious fallback gift for awkward social situations. Would the pet rock be a hit if it made a comeback today? Mary’s verdict? “Baby, Come Back.” Drive-In Theaters: Nostalgia on Four Wheels Remember drive-in theaters? Marlo shares tales of cramming friends into car trunks to save a few bucks, while Mary recalls the questionable sound quality and lumpy French fries. Though it stirs up fond memories, both hosts ultimately agree this one is a “Forget About It.” Cigarette Vending Machines The duo reminisces about the ubiquity of cigarette vending machines in the mid-20th century. With no ID checks, these machines were a fixture in laundromats and grocery stores. The absurdity of their unregulated accessibility leads both hosts to give this relic a firm “Forget About It.” Soda Jerks and Custom Beverages Marlo fondly recounts his encounters with soda jerks, the original mixologists who crafted fizzy drinks from syrups and soda water. Mary, intrigued by this bygone experience, votes “Baby, Come Back,” envisioning a revival of soda fountains in nostalgic eateries. The Great VHS vs. Betamax Debate The rivalry between VHS and Betamax gets the absurdist treatment as Marlo reveals an unexpected twist: the porn industry’s pivotal role in VHS’s victory. While the higher quality of Betamax impressed professionals, its inability to adapt to the home recording market sealed its fate. Waterbeds: A Sloshy Sleep Saga Waterbeds were a sensation in the 70s and 80s, but their leaks, high maintenance, and the infamous patch kits made them more trouble than they were worth. Despite their nostalgic charm, both Mary and Marlo agree they’re better left in the past. Dial-Up Modems: The Internet’s Awkward Teenage Years Nothing screams early internet like the screeching tones of a dial-up modem. Mary and Marlo hilariously recount the agony of losing a connection when someone picked up the phone. Nostalgic? Yes. But neither wants to relive those frustrating days. Verdict? “Forget About It.” Milk Delivery: Then and Now While the traditional image of a milkman in a white uniform may no longer exist, modern-day milk delivery services still thrive in some communities. Both hosts celebrate its evolution, voting “Baby, Come Back.” Phone Booths: Privacy, Please Marlo and Mary debate the merits of phone booths, with Marlo highlighting their nostalgic charm and Mary dreaming of modern “cone of silence” booths for noisy public phone users. The verdict remains mixed, but Mary’s vision for their revival feels more relevant than ever. MySpace: The Social Media OG In a heartfelt closing, Mary declares her undying love for the original MySpace, reminiscing about its customizable pages and band promotions. She proudly states, “I will die on this hill: Baby, Come Back.” Takeaway This episode is a love letter to the absurdities of the past and the quirks of human innovation. Whether reminiscing about soda jerks or cringing at the thought of waterbeds, Mary and Marlo guide us through a delightful mix of history and hilarity. Join The Absurdists for this nostalgic journey, and don’t forget to share your own “Baby, Come Back” or “Forget About It” moments in the comments. Stay absurd!

The Most Absurd World Records You Never Knew Existed Ever wonder who holds the record for balancing a running lawnmower on their chin? Neither had we, until this week's episode. Marlo and Mary dove headfirst into the weird world of record-breaking achievements, and folks, it's even stranger than we imagined. Did You Know People PAY to Break Records? Before we get into the truly bizarre stuff, here's something that blew our minds: people actually pay thousands of dollars to have their record attempts certified. That's right – somebody paid actual money to have someone watch them stack M&Ms. Speaking of which… Seven M&Ms: The Stack That Shocked Mary When Mary confessed she couldn't even stack two M&Ms, we knew we were in for a treat. The current record? Seven M&Ms stacked on top of each other. No glue, no tricks, just pure M&M-stacking dedication. As Mary put it, "I can't get two to stay on top of each other. I can't imagine anything more than that!" The T-Shirt Champion of Ontario Picture wearing 260 t-shirts at once. Now picture paying someone to watch you do it. Ted Hastings from Ontario did exactly that, requiring special order shirts up to size 20XL. His description? "Generally awful." But hey, he raised $11,000 for a playground, so we'll call that a win! High Heels at High Speed Remember Usain Bolt's 100-meter sprint record of 9.58 seconds? Now imagine running that same distance in stilettos. Someone did it in 12.82 seconds – just 3.24 seconds slower than Bolt's record. Mary's response? "I'm already in pain just thinking about it." Other Mind-Bending Records We Covered: A man who broke 51 watermelons with his head in one minute125 scoops of ice cream balanced on a single coneFingernails measuring almost 43 feet combinedBreaking 46 wooden toilet seats with your head in 60 seconds (because… why not?) The Stories Behind the Strange What makes these records truly fascinating isn't just the bizarre achievements – it's the stories behind them. From a teacher's scolding leading to 66 years of nail growth to a tribute to a lost loved one, these seemingly absurd accomplishments often have surprisingly touching origins. Want to Break a Record with The Absurdists? We're cooking up something special. Marlo and Mary are contemplating setting their own world record with our listeners. Stay tuned for what might be the most absurd group achievement yet! Keep it Absurd As Marlo always says, "Stay Absurd, Everybody!" And if you're thinking about breaking any of these records, maybe start with stacking two M&Ms before moving on to the running lawnmower balancing act. Listen to the full episode on your favorite podcast platform, and don't forget to follow us for more weekly doses of absurdity. Fun Fact: During the recording of this episode, Marlo revealed he holds four world records himself – though thankfully none involve balancing lawn equipment on any body parts!

In this latest episode of The Absurdists, Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy dive headfirst into the hilariously quirky world of human rituals, customs, and behaviors that, at a closer look, seem utterly absurd. With their characteristic wit, the duo unravels the strange ways people engage with everyday customs and habits that many of us take for granted, prompting laughter, reflection, and perhaps a little confusion along the way. The Great "Bless You" Debate The episode begins with a deep dive into the peculiar practice of saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. Marlo and Mary muse over why sneezes, and not coughs or yawns, earn this special acknowledgment. The pair uncovers the bizarre history of this ritual, tracing it back to ancient beliefs, where sneezing was thought to release spirits from the body, requiring a blessing to ward off evil. Mary shares how, even now, the custom persists globally, yet the logic behind it has long been lost to time. Marlo’s take? He wonders whether society would feel just as compelled to offer blessings if someone hiccupped or burped in public. Together, the hosts laugh at the oddity of such arbitrary social expectations, which shape behaviors we follow without second thought. Holding Doors: A Chivalry Conundrum Marlo recounts an awkward moment during his recent trip to London, where his attempt at politeness—holding a door open for strangers—was met with unexpected criticism. This moment triggers a larger conversation about the nuances of politeness and courtesy. The duo debates when it’s appropriate to hold a door, and how some cultures view these small acts of kindness differently. They discuss how politeness can sometimes backfire, turning an intended good deed into an uncomfortable social faux pas. Mary reflects on times when she felt awkward holding doors too long or when someone hurried awkwardly to avoid being “inconvenient.” The conversation naturally meanders into how different regions of the world handle common courtesy, with humorous stories peppered throughout. The Awkward Etiquette of Elevators Few things in modern life are as awkward as standing in an elevator with strangers, and Marlo and Mary fully explore this phenomenon. Should you strike up a conversation or pretend everyone else doesn’t exist? They laugh over the unwritten rules of elevator etiquette, where eye contact becomes taboo, and everyone instinctively turns to their phones to avoid interaction. Mary shares a story of a particularly lively elevator ride she once took in Las Vegas, where an impromptu conversation broke the unspoken rule of silence. Meanwhile, Marlo marvels at how such a small, confined space can amplify social anxiety and awkwardness. Crickets and Tequila: A Crunchy Cultural Experience Mary introduces listeners to her most recent culinary adventure in Mexico, where she participated in a tequila tasting that came with an unusual snack: crickets. Describing the experience with her signature humor, she shares how the tequila made the crunchy insects more palatable, although she warns listeners about the surprising challenge of dealing with tiny legs and antennae that stubbornly stick between your teeth. Marlo can’t resist chiming in, pondering the rise of edible insects in Western culture and playfully imagining future food trends. Could crickets become the new potato chips? The thought alone is absurd enough to warrant a chuckle. Absurd Reflections on Everyday Behavior The episode wraps up with reflections on how rituals and customs, from saying “bless you” to awkward elevator silences, shape human behavior. Marlo and Mary leave listeners with an invitation to embrace the absurdity of life and find humor in everyday interactions. Whether it’s holding a door, munching on crickets, or nodding politely in an elevator, these small moments remind us that life is full of quirks worth celebrating. Highlights from Episode 12: The Origins of “Bless You”: Sneezing and its strange history rooted in superstition.Marlo’s London Adventures: The perils of politeness abroad.Elevator Etiquette: Breaking the silence or just looking at your phone?Crickets and Tequila: Mary’s daring food adventure.Reflections on Absurd Customs: Why do we follow rules that make no sense? If you enjoy witty observations, cultural quirks, and plenty of laughs, this episode has it all. Tune in to hear Marlo and Mary take on the world, one absurd custom at a time. Stay up to date with The Absurdists by following us on social media and visiting our website at www.theabsurdistsshow.com. And don’t forget to share your own absurd experiences with us—we love hearing from our listeners! Keep it absurd, and we’ll catch you on the next episode!  

  Are birds watching us? The Absurdists investigate! Birds Aren't Real: Government Drones in Disguise? One of the first conspiracy theories discussed is the internet-born idea that birds are actually government surveillance drones. According to this theory, all birds were replaced by mechanical lookalikes in the 1950s. Our hosts humorously point out the existence of ornithology and the impracticality of such a massive undertaking. "If these are drones," Mary quips, "they've missed a critical feature – stopping the robotic birds from pooping on us!" The Denver International Airport: An Illuminati Headquarters? The podcast explores the conspiracy surrounding Denver International Airport, alleged to be a secret base for the Illuminati. Marlo and Mary discuss: Unusual murals and underground facilitiesConnections to nearby military installationsPrevalence of similar symbolism in older U.S. buildings "It's fascinating how everyday places can become the center of such elaborate theories," Marlo observes. Hollow Earth Theory: A Hidden World Beneath Our Feet? Our hosts tackle the Hollow Earth theory, which suggests that entire civilizations exist beneath the Earth's surface. They examine: Scientific impossibilities of a hollow planetAlleged UFO exits through the polesHumorous considerations of logistics for subterranean societies Mary jokes, "If the Earth is hollow, where does all the magma for volcanoes come from? A really big Instant Pot?" Celebrity Conspiracy: Was Paul McCartney Replaced? The long-standing theory that Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a lookalike gets a thorough examination. Key points include: Analysis of supposed clues in Beatles albumsHumorous observations about the "doppelganger's" successful careerSpeculation about DNA testing to resolve the mystery "If it's true," Marlo laughs, "the replacement Paul has had an even more impressive career than the original!" Chemtrails: Weather Control or Population Manipulation? The episode concludes with a discussion on chemtrails, the belief that airplane contrails are actually chemical agents used for nefarious purposes. Marlo and Mary explore: The science behind contrailsLogistical challenges of a global chemtrail operationCritical thinking about the theory's plausibility "If chemtrails were real," Mary ponders, "wouldn't the people spraying them be affected too?" The Psychology Behind Conspiracy Theories While The Absurdists approach these theories with humor, they also delve into why people believe in conspiracy theories. Some reasons include: The desire for control and certainty in an uncertain worldThe need to feel special or privy to secret informationDistrust in authorities and institutions As Marlo notes, "Understanding why people believe in conspiracy theories can help us approach these discussions with empathy." Conclusion: Critical Thinking in the Age of Information The Absurdists remind listeners that while it's fun to explore outlandish ideas, it's crucial to approach information with a balance of curiosity and skepticism. By examining conspiracy theories, we can sharpen our critical thinking skills and better navigate the complex information landscape of the modern world. "At the end of the day," Mary concludes, "it's about asking questions, seeking evidence, and not being afraid to change our minds when presented with new information." Stay tuned for future episodes of The Absurdists, where Marlo and Mary continue to explore the strange, silly, and downright absurd aspects of our world! Further Reading: The Psychology of Conspiracy TheoriesCritical Thinking in the Internet AgeThe Absurdists Podcast Official Website

In Episode 10 of The Absurdists, Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take listeners on a journey into the absurdity of beloved childhood nursery rhymes. But this time, they’re not just recalling the catchy tunes from our youth—they’re digging deep into the surprisingly dark and twisted origins of these innocent-sounding jingles. Exploring the Dark Side of Nursery Rhymes From Humpty Dumpty’s tragic fall to the grim reality behind “Ring Around the Rosie,” nursery rhymes have far more sinister histories than their playful melodies suggest. Marlo and Mary explore how these stories, often passed down through generations, hold dark tales about royalty, plague, and even unwanted pregnancies. Yes, you read that right—an unexpected twist to the cheery rhymes we've been singing for ages. Humpty Dumpty’s Hidden Meaning Starting off with Humpty Dumpty, Marlo and Mary don’t just stop at the iconic line of the great fall. The hosts peel back the layers of the rhyme and reveal its deep ties to royal history and a dark political metaphor about King Richard III. This perspective is not only eye-opening but also a little chilling when considering how we sing it so casually to children. Jack and Jill’s Grief-Stricken End The hosts then move on to Jack and Jill, a seemingly harmless rhyme about fetching a pail of water. But beneath the surface, it hides a tragic tale of an unwanted pregnancy and a fatal fall. With their trademark absurdist humor, Marlo and Mary breathe new life into the rhyme, making listeners question everything they thought they knew about this famous duo. The Absurdity of “Ring Around the Rosie” Possibly one of the most well-known nursery rhymes, “Ring Around the Rosie” is filled with coded references to the Black Plague. In this episode, the hosts break down the rhyme, explaining how its cheery exterior masks a grim reality of death, ashes, and survival during one of Europe’s darkest times. A New Take on Mother Goose Marlo and Mary finish off the episode with some fun musings about reimagining these rhymes through an absurdist lens. Could they create their own modern-day versions of Mother Goose? They certainly think so, leaving listeners wondering what bizarre nursery rhymes the duo could come up with next. What’s Next? As always, Marlo and Mary leave listeners in suspense for next week’s episode, promising more absurdity and laughter. If nursery rhymes weren’t enough to blow your mind, stay tuned for even more deep dives into the most ridiculous and strange topics only The Absurdists can deliver. Catch the full episode and more on The Absurdists, and don’t forget to subscribe to keep the absurdity alive!

In this hilariously absurd episode of The Absurdists, hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take us on a whimsical journey through their recent experiences and quirky observations. Marlo shares stories from his recent travels to London and Paris, offering a unique perspective on everything from international McDonald’s menus to cross-cultural miscommunications. The episode kicks off with Marlo’s adventures in Europe, where he had a run-in with the famed Chicken Big Mac, but the real fun starts when he discusses his perplexing experiences with common courtesy. Is chivalry dead? Well, Marlo certainly feels like it might be, after opening doors for strangers in London, only to be berated for his kindness. The duo explores the awkward nuances of human interactions, such as when it's appropriate to hold a door open and how people react to simple gestures of politeness. The discussion then takes a dive into one of life’s great mysteries: Why do we say “bless you” when someone sneezes but not when they cough? Mary uncovers the fascinating origins of this centuries-old tradition, revealing an unexpected link to pagan beliefs. As always, the pair’s humorous banter makes even the history of sneezing a laugh-out-loud moment. But the absurdity doesn’t stop there! Marlo and Mary also tackle the curious dilemma of elevator etiquette. Do you engage with strangers or pretend they don’t exist? And why does striking up a conversation in an elevator feel more absurd in some cultures than in others? They share funny stories from their travels and dissect the bizarre nature of human behavior in these confined spaces. The episode wraps up with a surprising twist when Mary reveals her recent foray into trying crickets – yes, you read that right – during a tequila tasting in Mexico. Who knew crickets could taste like pistachios? But beware of the legs and antennae that get stuck in your teeth! If you’ve ever wondered about the culinary delights of insect-eating or are simply curious to hear how tequila can make even crickets taste good, this episode is for you. Highlights from Episode 9: Marlo’s London & Paris Adventures: From Chicken Big Macs to door-holding mishaps.Cultural Differences in Courtesy: When does holding the door open turn into an absurdity?The History of “Bless You”: A surprising look into the pagan roots of this common phrase.Elevator Etiquette: Should we engage, ignore, or just look at our phones?Mary Eats Crickets: A tequila-fueled adventure in Mexico, complete with crunchy snacks. Whether you're looking for a good laugh, a quirky travel story, or just want to hear the latest absurdities from Marlo and Mary, this episode has it all! Tune in now to The Absurdists Episode 9 and embrace the absurd with us!

Hey there, folks! Marlo Anderson here, and boy, do I have a doozy of an episode to share with you. This week on The Absurdists, Mary and I took a deep dive into some of the craziest collections you've ever heard of. I mean, we're not talking about your run-of-the-mill stamp collections here – we're talking about the kind of stuff that'll make you go, "Wait, what?" First off, we've got this guy who's collected over 500 traffic cones. Can you imagine? I joked with Mary that he's got enough to close off a small city street! And get this – he calls himself "Cone Man the Barbarian." I love it! Then there's this lady who's got over 21,000 banana labels. Yeah, you heard that right – those little stickers on bananas. Mary filled me in on how there's all sorts of info coded on those things. Who knew? But wait, it gets weirder. We're talking belly button lint collections, air sickness bags, and even – I kid you not – fossilized feces. I told Mary I'd display that right next to my chickens in the office. (By the way, if anyone's thinking of getting me a gift, I've got plenty of chickens now, thanks!) Mary shared her aversion to collections of dolls and anything with faces. Me? I accidentally started a metal art collection in my front yard. Life's funny that way, isn't it? We even hatched a plan to help out an air sickness bag collector. So if you're flying soon, maybe grab an extra bag and send it our way. We'll make sure it gets to the right place! You know, as absurd as some of these collections sound, you've got to admire the passion these folks have. It just goes to show, there's a collector for everything under the sun. So, what's the weirdest thing you've ever collected? Drop us a line and let us know. And hey, if you're ever in North Dakota, swing by and check out my metal art "collection." Just don't expect any fossilized feces – I draw the line somewhere! Catch you next week for another wild ride on The Absurdists. It's gonna be a hoot!

Have you ever picked up a product and burst out laughing at its warning label? You're not alone! In a recent episode of The Absurdists, hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy took a deep dive into the world of the most bizarre and downright absurd warning labels ever slapped onto consumer products. Buckle up (but not in your wheelbarrow) as we take you on a wild ride through some of the most head-scratching cautionary notes out there! Don't Take Your Wheelbarrow on the Highway! Imagine cruising down the interstate, wind in your hair, sun on your face… pushing a wheelbarrow? Believe it or not, some manufacturers felt the need to warn against using wheelbarrows on highways. One can only wonder what series of events led to this particular piece of advice. Perhaps someone tried to hitch their wheelbarrow to the back of their car for a cross-country move? Beauty Sleep or Blow-Dried Disaster? We all want to look our best, but at what cost? Apparently, some folks needed to be reminded that using a hair dryer while sleeping is not a great idea. Our hosts had a field day imagining scenarios where someone might think this was a brilliant solution for staying warm in bed. Spoiler alert: it's not! Chainsaws: Handle with Care (and Common Sense) In a shocking revelation, it turns out that holding the wrong end of a chainsaw can be dangerous. Who knew? Marlo and Mary couldn't help but ponder the series of life choices that would lead someone to need this particular warning. Remember, folks: the part with the teeth? That's the business end! No Pets in the Microwave, Please! Just when you thought you'd heard it all, along comes a warning label advising against drying pets in the microwave. Mary's reaction to this bombshell was priceless, as she grappled with the idea that such a warning was necessary. Let's all agree to stick to towels for our furry friends, shall we? Sorry, Superman, You Can't Actually Fly In a blow to superhero enthusiasts everywhere, some Superman costumes come with a reminder that wearers cannot actually fly. Our hosts wondered if other superhero costumes might need similar reality checks. "Warning: Wearing this Spider-Man costume does not grant you the ability to shoot webs from your wrists." The Hot Topic of Ironing Ever been in such a rush that you considered ironing your clothes while wearing them? No? Well, someone out there must have, because there's a warning label for that! Marlo and Mary had a good chuckle imagining the convenience versus the excruciating pain of attempting such a feat. Other Gems from the World of Warnings The absurdity doesn't stop there. Our intrepid hosts uncovered a treasure trove of ridiculous labels, including: Night-all sleeping pills that warn they might cause drowsiness (You don't say!)Toilet brushes not intended for personal hygiene (We'll let you ponder that one) Stay Absurd, Stay Safe As Marlo and Mary wrapped up their laughter-filled exploration of warning label lunacy, they left us with an important reminder: keep your eyes peeled for the absurd in everyday life. You never know when you might stumble upon a warning label that defies all logic and common sense. So the next time you're about to use a product, take a moment to read the label. You might just find yourself chuckling at the lengths manufacturers go to protect us from ourselves – and maybe, just maybe, you'll learn not to use your hairdryer as a bedtime companion. Stay tuned for more absurdity, and remember: when in doubt, don't microwave your pets! Want more laughs? Catch full episodes of The Absurdists at theabsurdistsshow.com and follow Marlo and Mary on social media for your daily dose of the ridiculous!

Hey everyone! Mary and Marlo here, bringing you the highlights from our latest episode of The Absurdists. We had such a great time diving into some of the everyday absurdities we all face—hyperconnectivity, the pursuit of happiness, and, of course, the myth of multitasking. If you missed the episode, here’s a little taste of what we discussed. Hyperconnectivity: The Double-Edged Sword Mary: Let’s start with how connected we all are these days. It’s pretty amazing that Marlo can be in Mandan, North Dakota, and I’m over in Las Vegas, Nevada, and we can still have these real-time conversations. It’s like magic! But then, there’s this funny thing—despite being so “connected,” people still feel isolated. Marlo: Exactly! We talked about how people even pay to go on these retreats where they can unplug and disconnect. Meanwhile, all you really need to do is just turn your phone off for free! But who are we kidding? That’s easier said than done. Mary: Oh, totally. The irony of it all is absurd. We’re so attached to our devices that we forget we have the power to disconnect whenever we want. But somehow, we’re always drawn back in. It’s like a digital tether! Chasing Happiness: The Absurdity of the Pursuit Marlo: Speaking of irony, we couldn’t help but talk about the pursuit of happiness. Society puts so much pressure on us to chase happiness like it’s some kind of prize to be won. But the harder you chase it, the more elusive it becomes. Mary: Exactly! Happiness isn’t a finish line you cross; it’s something you create every day. And let’s be honest, sometimes it’s the small things that bring us joy—like sitting on the couch with your dog or watching a sunset. For me, happiness comes in many forms, and it changes day by day. Marlo: Same here. I find happiness in my love for gadgets and meeting new people. But I’ve realized that if you stress yourself out trying to “achieve” happiness, it’s counterproductive. The absurdity of chasing happiness often leads to anything but! The Multitasking Myth: Less is More Mary: Now, let’s talk about multitasking. For years, I thought I was a pro at it—after all, as a project manager, it’s kind of my job to juggle multiple things at once. But over time, I learned that multitasking is the enemy of efficiency. Marlo: I can relate to that. I used to pride myself on being able to handle a million things at once, but now I see that it actually makes me less productive. It’s like spinning plates—you think you’re keeping everything going, but eventually, they all come crashing down. Mary: Exactly! We agreed that there’s real satisfaction in completing a task from start to finish. But when you’re constantly multitasking, nothing ever feels done, and that’s a huge stressor. It’s absurd that we glorify something that drains us so much. Finding Simplicity in a Complicated World Marlo: One of our biggest takeaways from this episode was how important it is to set boundaries and goals in order to simplify life. Whether it’s about using technology wisely, balancing personal obligations, or focusing on work, simplicity can be a game-changer. Mary: Definitely. Simplicity doesn’t mean stripping away everything—it just means knowing when to stop and prioritize. We both realized that in our pursuit of simplicity, we sometimes end up adding more to our plates (apps, gadgets, you name it) when the answer might just be doing less. Marlo: Yep, simplicity is the key to avoiding the absurdity of over-complication. And embracing that mindset makes life a little lighter. Wrapping it All Up Mary: We hope our chat about these absurdities brings a little light and humor to your day. Life is full of quirks, but if we can laugh about them, it makes the journey a lot more enjoyable. Marlo: Absolutely. Thanks for reading, and don’t forget to check out the latest episode of The Absurdists. We’re here to remind you that life doesn’t always have to make sense—and that’s okay! Mary: Stay curious, embrace the absurd, and remember to find joy in the unexpected. Marlo & Mary

A Hilarious Return The episode kicks off with Marlo and Mary joking about their absence from each other’s lives, likening it to ghosting—a theme that threads through their conversation. They humorously explore the concept of ghosting, its different types, and how it plays into their busy lives. The Absurdity of Being Busy Marlo and Mary dive into the definition of being busy and when it becomes a valid excuse for not communicating. They touch on the importance of mental wellbeing and how personal downtime, even if it means just sitting on the couch watching Netflix, can sometimes take precedence over social obligations. They discuss how society’s expectation of constant availability can lead to stress and miscommunication. The Etiquette of Ghosting Marlo shares his take on the various types of ghosting—soft, silent, and half ghosting—explaining how they manifest in real-life interactions. Mary adds her experiences, highlighting how different people interpret the cessation of communication and the unspoken rules that often lead to misunderstandings. Prank Calls and Whistle Inspectors A highlight of the episode is Marlo’s recounting of his and his partner’s prank on a scammer, involving a fake whistle inspector scenario. This story brings a light-hearted break to the discussion, showcasing their penchant for fun and mischief even in the face of annoyance. Modern Communication Challenges The duo discusses the challenges of modern communication, from the expectations surrounding quick text responses to the frustration of managing multiple social media platforms. Marlo and Mary share their preferences and frustrations, shedding light on the absurdity of today's communication norms. The Evolution of Communication The conversation shifts to a broader view of communication evolution—from letters to emails, and now to texting and social media. They reflect on how these changes have impacted personal and professional interactions, often adding layers of complexity rather than simplifying communication. Ghosting and Etiquette in the Digital Age They explore how ghosting has become a part of digital communication, discussing its implications and how different generations handle it. Marlo and Mary emphasize the importance of giving each other grace and understanding in our increasingly busy and digitally connected lives. Engagement and Humor The episode concludes with Marlo and Mary inviting listeners to share their own experiences and absurd stories, reinforcing the interactive and community-focused nature of their show. They hint at potential future radio broadcasts and express their excitement about the journey ahead. Conclusion This episode of The Absurdists is a delightful exploration of the absurdities in modern communication. Marlo and Mary’s humorous take on ghosting, the challenges of being perpetually busy, and their hilarious prank call stories make for an entertaining and thought-provoking listen. Whether you’re navigating the complexities of texting etiquette or just looking for a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone. Stay tuned for more absurd adventures with Marlo and Mary, and remember to embrace the bizarre in your own life!

Embracing the Absurd Highlights from the Latest Episode of The Absurdists In a world where logic fails and reason pales, two heroes rise above the mundane to bring you the absurd. Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Absurdists! This week, co-hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take us on a whimsical journey through some of the most absurd inventions that have ever graced our reality. A Hilarious Introduction The episode, titled "Absurd Inventions and Hilarious Realities," kicks off with Marlo and Mary bantering about the need for absurdist titles, inviting listeners to help name their quirky personas. Marlo, who also hosts the Tech Ranch show under the moniker "Guru of Geek," and Mary, playfully dubbed "Marvelous Mary," set a lighthearted and humorous tone that resonates throughout the episode. Exploring Absurd Words and Towns Marlo introduces the segment by teasing a list of the top seven most absurd words starting with different letters of the alphabet. He directs listeners to visit their website for the full list, promising a deep dive into the world of bizarre vocabulary in future episodes. Mary, on the other hand, is on a mission to explore the most absurd town names across the country, setting the stage for their collaborative journey through the alphabet of absurdity. Absurd Inventions Galore The core of the episode revolves around Marlo's curated list of the most absurd inventions, a mix of AI-sourced ideas and personal discoveries. Here are a few highlights: Shower Coffee Maker: A waterproof coffee maker designed for the shower, allowing you to brew a cup of joe while you scrub. Marlo and Mary hilariously debate the logistics of sugar and creamer in the shower.Hug Me Pillow: A pillow shaped like a human torso with one arm, providing the sensation of being hugged. The hosts ponder the variations in body types and the potential confusion for emergency responders.Euro Club: A portable urinal disguised as a golf club, allowing discreet relief on the golf course. The hosts laugh about the potential mishaps and the poor caddies who might grab the wrong club.Baby Shield: A plastic shield worn over the chest to protect parents from baby spit-up. Marlo and Mary joke about the practicality and the potential for messy projectile vomit.Anti-Pervert Hairy Leg Stockings: Stockings that give the appearance of unshaven legs to deter unwanted attention. The hosts discuss the cultural implications and the synthetic nature of the hair. Wrapping Up with Laughter The episode concludes with the hosts discussing the potential fun of having a special guest join them in future episodes. They invite listeners to suggest absurd personas and titles for themselves, making the show interactive and engaging. Marlo and Mary encourage listeners to embrace absurdity in their own lives. They tease future topics and sign off with a humorous note, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating more absurd adventures. Conclusion This episode of The Absurdists is a delightful journey into the whimsical and strange aspects of life, reminding us all to not take things too seriously and to find joy in the unexpected. Whether it's through exploring absurd words, towns, or inventions, Marlo and Mary bring a refreshing and humorous perspective that keeps listeners engaged and entertained.

Dive into the delightful madness of "The Absurdists" with hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy in our inaugural episode! This week, we explore some of the most bewildering and hilariously inexplicable laws from across the United States. From prohibitions on wearing false teeth without spousal approval to bans on misplacing misplaced pigeons, our hosts tackle each topic with their trademark wit and irreverence. Marlo and Mary don’t just narrate; they invite you into the conversation, musing over how these laws came to be and their absurd implications in today's world. The episode is peppered with spontaneous banter, curious asides, and a deep-dive into the cultural quirks that make each absurdity so engaging. Whether you’re a lover of legal oddities or just in need of a good laugh, this episode promises to entertain and enlighten. Tune in to begin your journey into the absurd!

  Welcome to another episode of "The Absurdists," where logic takes a back seat and curiosity reigns supreme. In this episode, titled "From Why to Why Not," hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson take us on a verbal escapade across the American landscape, not by car or plane, but through the intriguing stories behind some of the most bizarrely named towns in the United States. A Road Trip Like No Other Imagine starting a road trip in a town named Why, Arizona, and asking yourself, "Why not go to Why Not, North Carolina?" That's the type of whimsical journey Mary and Marlo embarked upon in this episode. It’s not just about the humor in these names, but also the stories they uncover along the way, which often reflect the rich and quirky history of each locale. What’s in a Name? One of the highlights of the episode is the story of Boring, Oregon, and its twin, Boring, Maryland. Despite their sleep-inducing names, the origins of these towns are anything but dull. Named after a person rather than their lack of excitement, these towns are a testament to the quirky ways in which places receive their names. It makes one ponder, what’s more engaging: a town named Boring or its fascinating history? The Absurdist Road Map The duo didn't stop at Boring. The podcast turned into an atlas of oddities as they discussed towns like Rough and Ready, California, and Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. Each name comes with a backstory that often challenges our expectations. For instance, Rough and Ready’s name pays homage to an old mining company and a U.S. president, while Truth or Consequences changed its name from Hot Springs to win a radio show contest in the 1950s. Listener Interaction: The Heart of "The Absurdists" What sets "The Absurdists" apart is the interaction with listeners. Mary and Marlo encourage their audience to contribute by sending in stories and facts about similarly named towns. This engagement not only enriches the content but also builds a community of listeners who are as intrigued by the absurd as the hosts themselves. Join the Absurdist Journey As always, the episode wraps up with a reminder for the audience to follow the journey online through social media and the official podcast website. This interactive platform allows the absurdity to continue beyond the weekly episodes, inviting listeners to be part of the discovery process. If you ever find yourself driving through towns with names that pique your curiosity, remember Mary and Marlo’s adventures. Perhaps, in the spirit of "The Absurdists," you’ll take a detour to explore the story behind that name. After all, every place, no matter how oddly named, has a tale waiting to be told. So, why not explore? For more absurd adventures, be sure to follow "The Absurdists" on TheAbsurdistsShow.com and connect on social media to never miss an episode or a bizarre town name!