The Alternate Timeline

Episode Thirty-Six: Look Who's Talking

Release Date: 2/3/2023

Duration: 38 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Look who's made it to episode thirty-six! Callum and Kyle resolve last week's tie with one of the most creatively barren titles of the series so far! Thanks, Jim! Featuring: 2000s nostalgia, a break-dancing Morgan Freeman, the rise and fall of John Travolta and more. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #thealternatetimeline #movies #film #nerd

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Thirty-Five: Ready Player One

Release Date: 6/14/2020

Duration: 43 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Gosling's a beast in Drive - It's episode thirty-five! Jim's still searching for his mojo as he struggles to moderate an all-out clash between Callum and Kyle. Featuring: (not so) Ready Player One, impromptu theme song creation, the return of a controversial phase one decision and more! Contact us: thealternatetimeline@gmail.com @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) #comedy #podcast #stevenspielberg #movies #film #readyplayerone #thealternatetimeline #nerd

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Explicit: No

Episode Thirty-Four: The Sixth Sense

Release Date: 6/7/2020

Duration: 25 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: We're back with episode thirty-four and Jim's winning streak is on the line against Callum (and his own mental state!) as they try to figure out what a sixth sense would be. Y'know, aside from seeing dead people or whatever. Featuring: DANGER BOY, Gary Old-er-man, a first (and last) for the show and more! Contact us: thealternatetimeline@gmail.com @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) #comedy #podcast #sixthsense #brucewillis #movies #film #nerd #thealternatetimeline 

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Explicit: No

Reboot Mania VIII: Pretty Woman

Release Date: 5/31/2020

Duration: 64 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: The gang attempt to purge the dated misogyny of 1990's Pretty Woman as Callum puts the title on the line against Jim and Kyle once again in this month's Reboot Mania! Featuring: Henry Cavill's monstrous bran flake addiction, Meryl's Streep-tease gone wrong and did one of us just get replaced!? Contact us: thealternatetimeline@gmail.com @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) #comedy #podcast #prettywoman #juliaroberts #richardgere #film #movies #thealternatetimeline #nerd

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Explicit: No

Episode Thirty-Three: Die Hard

Release Date: 5/24/2020

Duration: 31 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Word to the thirty-third! This week Kyle and Jim take to Nakatomi plaza, but who will be the one to die hard? Will it be Kyle? Will it be Jim? Will it be the show? Find out in this week's episode of The Alternate Timeline! Featuring: Michael's Caine, one angry coma patient, a kitchen roll holder sure to deliver the goods and much more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #podcast #movies #film #diehard #brucewillis #comedy #gameshow #thealternatetimeline

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Thirty-Two: Gladiator

Release Date: 5/17/2020

Duration: 40 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode thirty-two is here and Jim faces off against Callum in the arena! Featuring: Liev Schreiber: Lumberjack, or no? John Wick's horse, a Sonic do-over and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #movies #film #gladiator #thealternatetimeline

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Thirty-One: The Naked Gun

Release Date: 5/10/2020

Duration: 36 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode thirty-one is here and you'd better strap in, because this is by far our wildest, most inappropriate episode yet! Featuring: Donald Glover as 'The Naked Gun', a sexy de-clothe-ifier, an adult parody round and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #movies #film #thenakedgun #thealternatetimeline

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Thirty: Inside Out

Release Date: 5/3/2020

Duration: 35 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: The team is back with episode thirty! Featuring: A body odyssey, cancelled ASDA deliveries, the most vicious film slam in AT history and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #film #movies #disney #pixar #alternatetimeline

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Reboot Mania VII: Pirates of the Caribbean

Release Date: 4/26/2020

Duration: 61 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: The team is back to kick off PHASE TWO, a mere ten months after promised. Do they still have what it takes? Did they ever? Find out on this month's episode of REBOOT MANIA! Featuring: Weebs, Gosling's jawline, Evan (Eh-van?) and more weebs! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #podcast #comedy #movies #film #piratesofthecaribbean

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Reboot Mania VI: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Release Date: 5/26/2019

Duration: 56 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: The FINAL Reboot Mania of phase one! (Also containing an explanation of what phase one is and when to expect phase two). Featuring: Detectives that are pets, human detectives that investigate pets, real zoos, metaphorical zoos and uh, Kate Beckinsale!?  Contacts us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Podcast #Comedy #Gaming #Movies #Film #AceVentura #JimCarrey

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Nine: Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Release Date: 5/19/2019

Duration: 41 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-nine! Kyle and Callum must rise to the challenge when Jim throws down the Boogaloo! Featuring: Dance-Wizard Goldblum, the cartel, Junglee points and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #movies #games #gaming #nerds

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Eight: Tomb Raider

Release Date: 5/12/2019

Duration: 34 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-eight! In which last week's draw must have a winner, and you'd think we'd be good at this game by now. Featuring: Tom Braider, that one cemetery guard, all the grace of a deflated paddle-pool and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #movies #games #gaming #tombraider #nerd

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Seven: Field of Dreams

Release Date: 5/5/2019

Duration: 40 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-seven! In which James and Callum plough the fields of desperation in search of something to fit this title. Featuring: Egg beams, The Gauunge, The D-O-Double G and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #film #movies #gaming #nerds 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Reboot Mania V: The Fifth Element

Release Date: 4/28/2019

Duration: 63 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: The biggest shambles in Mania history unfolds as Callum defends his new title against the fired-up James and mildly inconvenienced Kyle! Jess struggles to rein in the team and keep things stable, but hay, we're all foals here. Featuring: Jim's ever-flowing grace, space Emma Thompson, Fiat Punto and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #movies #film #podcast #gaming #fifthelement 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Six: Portal

Release Date: 4/21/2019

Duration: 45 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-six! In which James and Kyle duke it out across time and space! Featuring: Joe Pesci, the post-apocalypse or dinosaurs or something, only one dolphin, honest Abe and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Comedy #gaming #podcast #film #portal #valve #movies 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Five: Night at the Museum

Release Date: 4/14/2019

Duration: 32 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-five! In which Callum and Jim face off in a comedy slobber-knocker for the ages! Featuring: censorship, Die Hard in a museum, just the tip and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Comedy #Podcast #Gaming #Film #Movies #Nightatthemuseum

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Four: Hello Neighbour

Release Date: 4/7/2019

Duration: 40 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-four! In which Callum and Kyle go head-to-head with two morality deprived takes on this week's title. I suppose "Hello Neighbour" does give off that vibe. Featuring: Brainwash potions, Spider-Man (but bad), Egbert the battle royale librarian and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Comedy #Gaming #Podcast #Film #Movies #helloneighbour 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Reboot Mania IV: Forrest Gump

Release Date: 3/31/2019

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: It's the end of the month which means it's time for a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! James, Kyle and Callum take on mega-classic Forrest Gump this month and Tom Hanks is dead in all timelines!? Reboot referee Jeff/Heff/Jess has it out for ol' Hanksy on this month's REBOOT MANIA! Featuring: Spirographs, a sly Colin Hanks, last minute recasts and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Comedy #Podcast #Film #Movies #Nerd #Forrest #Gump #Gaming 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Three: There's Something About Mary

Release Date: 3/24/2019

Duration: 37 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-three! In which the gang is not fit to compete - but does so anyway! Featuring: Pooooots, Liam Neeson's apology tour, hits from the '90s and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #gaming #movies #film #nerd

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-Two: Disney's Action Game Feat. Hercules

Release Date: 3/17/2019

Duration: 43 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-two! In which Kyle challenges Callum and James with the longest, most insane title yet. Featuring: Regu-les, VR body suits, the Russo Brothers and much more. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Podcast #Comedy #Movies #Film #Gaming

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty-One: Equilibrium

Release Date: 3/10/2019

Duration: 41 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty-one! In which Jim drops the worst title yet! Featuring suppressed emotions, JUNGLEE, and the epic trailer voice man. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #gaming #film #movies #equilibrium 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twenty: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Release Date: 3/3/2019

Duration: 32 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twenty! This episode was a bit of an experiment. Callum and Kyle were given the title of the pitch, and then given 10 minutes or so (dead air which we cut from the show) to come up with their ideas. This resulted in a more serious episode with clearer, more fleshed out ideas, but less comedy. We're thinking we'll stick to the old format but if you have any thoughts, please contact us at the links below. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Podcast #Gaming #Comedy #Movies #Film #Nerd

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Reboot Mania III: The Matrix

Release Date: 2/24/2019

Duration: 55 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: It's the end of the month, which means it's time for the boys to face off in another REBOOT MANIA! James puts his title on the line against one guy who's never seen The Matrix and another who would dare to cast the infamous Denzel Washington for a chance to reclaim his gold. Featuring Jess the Moderator! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter/Facebook) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #podcast #comedy #gaming #nerd #film #movies

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Nineteen: Future Cop LAPD

Release Date: 2/17/2019

Duration: 37 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode nineteen! In which Callum and Jim duke it out in a battle of bleak futures to break last week's tie. Featuring: Action Jones, Pokemon gangsters and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter/Facebook) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #podcast #comedy #gaming #film #movies #playstation 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Eighteen: Four Weddings & a Funeral

Release Date: 2/10/2019

Duration: 35 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode eighteen! In which Callum skips leg day, Jim manages to stay awake and Kyle digs deep to find something worthwhile in both pitches! Featuring: Casting reunions, the one woman Jim can remember the name of, law facts and more! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #podcast #comedy #movies #gaming #film #nerds 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Seventeen: The Last of Us

Release Date: 2/3/2019

Duration: 50 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode seventeen! In which, James plays a cruel joke on Kyle and Callum by making them remake their favourite game of all time! Featuring: Sleep deprivation, a Marvel Netflix reunion and the cartel! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #gaming #film #movies #thelastofus #podcast 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Reboot Mania II: The Hobbit

Release Date: 1/27/2019

Duration: 63 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Reboot Mania is back with a new moderator and first female on the show: Jess! Featuring: Unnecessary politics, graphic fan fiction and a casting choice for the ages. Can Kyle defend his newly acquired title? Find out on this month's episode of REBOOT MANIA! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #gaming #film #movies #thehobbit #podcast

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Sixteen: Arrival

Release Date: 1/20/2019

Duration: 36 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode sixteen! The Bro-Down is back and this time it's bringing the critically acclaimed Sci-Fi hit 'Arrival' into the fray. Featuring Rambo: Friday the 13th, ghost lovers (not spies) and redeeming sequels! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #gaming #movies #film #arrival #scifi #podcast 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Fifteen: Silent Hill

Release Date: 1/13/2019

Duration: 38 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode fifteen! In which, Jim takes revenge for the crimes against Denzel! Featuring attempts to win last week's episode. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #podcast #gaming #movies #film #silent hill 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Fourteen: No Country for Old Men

Release Date: 1/6/2019

Duration: 47 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode fourteen! In which the team travel to perilous countries in search of a sweet, sweet victory. Featuring: Denzel 2cool Washington, a dark future for men (even worse for the ladies), and full use of the show's premise to make an overshadowed brother rise to the top. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Thirteen: Shadow of the Colossus

Release Date: 12/30/2018

Duration: 34 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode thirteen! In which the team record in the same room for the first time ever! Also featuring Ancient Greece, EA interference and True Ogre from Tekken 3. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #podcast #comedy #gaming #film #movies

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Reboot Mania I: Jingle All the Way

Release Date: 12/23/2018

Duration: 56 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: The first in our new Reboot Mania series, in which Callum, James and Kyle face off in a triple threat once a month for the Timeline Title! In this new series, we are given a film title to reboot, each with a different lead actor, as chosen by the moderator. The series is off with a bang as Kevin James gets hunted in the 'Jingle Games', caps are popped and Steve Buscemi goes viral! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter/Facebook) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #comedy #podcast #gaming #movies #film

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Twelve: The Lion King

Release Date: 12/16/2018

Duration: 39 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode twelve! In which this week's challenge forces Callum and Kyle to think outside the box... for better or worse. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #Movies #Podcast #Comedy #Gaming

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Eleven: Fortnite

Release Date: 12/9/2018

Duration: 33 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode eleven! In which a draw must be resolved as James and Kyle face off for the second week in a row. This week's challenge: one of the most popular, mainstream video games of all time! Contact us! @AltTimeCast (Facebook & Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com #gaming #film #movies #comedy #podcast

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Ten: Chinatown

Release Date: 12/2/2018

Duration: 34 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode ten! In which this week's challenge title proves to be a formidable foe for our challengers, creating a first for the show! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter/Facebook) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Nine: The Getaway

Release Date: 11/25/2018

Duration: 37 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode Nine! In which Callum and Kyle clash in one of the closest matchups so far! A family lies at the centre of each game this week, but which will make it out alive?! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Facebook/Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Eight: 500 Days of Summer

Release Date: 11/18/2018

Duration: 40 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode eight! In which Callum attempts to dethrone reigning champion Jim in an epic battle of blockbuster vs indie. Featuring rippling delts, a nine-year-old Michael B. Jordan, a new line of Lego sets and more! Contact us: (Twitter/Facebook) @AltTimeCast thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Seven: Rocket League

Release Date: 11/11/2018

Duration: 29 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode Seven! In which the bros fight to end the Bro-Down trilogy as the victor! Can Kyle put and end to Jim's winning streak? Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter/Facebook) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Six: The Departed

Release Date: 11/4/2018

Duration: 45 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode Six! In which the show devolves into madness after a surprise plot reveal. We can only apologise. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter & Facebook) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Five: Destiny

Release Date: 10/28/2018

Duration: 35 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode Five! In which the Gormley brothers clash once more in THE BRO-DOWN II. Featuring unnecessary peripherals, heavy breathing and an ancient legacy to uphold. Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter/Facebook) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Four: Home Alone

Release Date: 10/21/2018

Duration: 39 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode four! In which, Callum and Jim tackle a Christmas favourite! Contact us: @AltTimeCast (Twitter) thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Three: Splinter Cell

Release Date: 10/14/2018

Duration: 30 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode three! A rematch for the ages as Callum and Kyle go head-to-head once again to pitch a video game. Featuring: Cartoon classics, deadly viruses and moderator interference! Contact us: Twitter @AltTimeCast thealternatetimeline@gmail.com

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode Two: Nocturnal Animals

Release Date: 10/7/2018

Duration: 38 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Episode two! In which, James and Kyle go head-to-head in our first film-based episode. Beware bad impressions, zoo scandals and convoluted gang warfare! Contact us! thealternatetimeline@gmail.com @AltTimeCast (Twitter)

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode One: Tenchu

Release Date: 9/22/2018

Duration: 40 Mins

Authors: The Alternate Timeline

Description: Our very first episode! In which, Callum and Kyle kick things off by pitching their alternate version of the classic video game 'Tenchu'. Contact us! thealternatetimeline@gmail.com @AltTimeCast (Twitter)

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No