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The Broskiedoodles
by The Broskiedoodles
We are broskies trying to make each other laugh with bizzare jokes while discussing interesting topics and current events. You can watch the Video version on Youtube as well. We might not always have the right take on things, but we always approach everything with honesty, humor and humility. The 3 H's of Penetration. linktr.ee/TheBroskiedoodles
Episodes
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#322 - Uncle Roger & Food Reviews / PC Upgrades & Gaming Additions / Corporate Career Anxiety / Wild Pop Culture History
Welcome back to another absolute masterpiece where we solve zero world problems and create plenty of new ones. This week we break down Uncle Roger's culinary authority. We question why anyone drops a small fortune on PC parts just to stare at inventory screens. We also navigate the sheer terror…
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#321 - The DINK Lifestyle / Senior Citizen STDs / Catholic Guilt / Coffee Shop Tipping
We are back with another chaotic episode of The Broskiedoodles. This week, Chef Maurice and I break down the DINK lifestyle. That stands for Double Income No Kids for the uninitiated. We explore the absolute joy of aging into a nude retirement community. Apparently, senior citizens are passing...
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#320 - Aura Farming / Restaurant Lines / Bartender Complaints / Tipping Culture / Productivity / Streaming Games
Welcome back to another spicy episode of The Broskiedoodles. We dive straight into the absolute nonsense of aura farming on social media. Flexing a massive wait for a food truck is not a flex. It is just tragic. We also roast those ridiculous lines at places like the Cheesecake Factory. Then we...
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#319 - Mental Glitches / Déjà Vu and Jamais Vu / The Death of Physical Games / GTA 6 and Nintendo Switch
Feel like you've lived this exact moment before? Congratulations, your brain is Glitching. Today we are breaking down our own mental glitches on The Broskiedoodles. We talk about the classic Déjà Vu and the weird as hell Jamais Vu. Turns out, forgetting a word you use every single day isn't a…
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#318 - The Fall of VIP Lounges / Shoe-Less on Planes / Food Delivery Fails
Welcome back to the chaos! Today we tackle the real issues plaguing society. We kick things off by debating the Pledge of Allegiance. It is completely normal and not cult-like at all to make kids salute a flag every morning. Then we dive into the tragic downfall of airport VIP lounges. They used…
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#317 - Summer Heat / Annoying Lapel Mics / Overpriced Beer / Gen Z Sobriety / Cereal Heartburn
We are back and bringing the heat. Chef Maurice decided to dress like a fly fisherman today. We started by complaining about Europe's tragic lack of air conditioning. Then we roasted those insufferable influencers holding tiny lapel mics like lollipops. We also realized prediction markets are...
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#316 - Hulk Hogan's Mullet / The Job Market Crisis / Exposing Toxic LinkedIn Cringe
We kick things off by dissecting the recent Hulk Hogan documentary and his glorious biological mullet. The real nightmare begins when we dive into the absolute cesspool that is LinkedIn. The job market is terrible right now, but the corporate virtue signaling is infinitely worse. We expose actual...
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#315 - Ark Raiders Black Market / Wealth Gurus / Picky Eaters / Raw Oysters / Century Egg / Vegemite
We are finally back from the dead. Kiko blew up his computer. Maurice fled to Alabama. We survived. Today we bring absolute fire. Chef Maurice is officially a gaming nerd addicted to Ark Raiders. People are running a black market for fake digital guns. It is totally normal behavior. This…
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#314 - The World Cup 2026: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly / Price Gouging / Ad-Break Hydration Scam
In this mega-episode of The Broskiedoodles, your heavily-accented hosts tackle the total corporate circus of modern sports, from hyper-optimized athletes making basketball and soccer incredibly boring to FIFA shamelessly Americanizing the World Cup into a Coachella-style cash grab. We expose the...
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#313 - Roller Coasters of Death / Ark Raiders Addicts / El Abogado Goldenstein / 420 Teddy Bears
This podcast episode captures our hilarious descent into full-blown gaming addiction. We start by trashing death-trap theme parks after a vertical roller coaster stuck incident in Texas. Naturally, we plan to get rich by suing them through El Abogado Goldenstein. Then we mock Chef Maurice for his...
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#312 - Shakira's Boring Ass-Shaking / World Cup Sticker Addicts / AI Overlords vs. Old School Paper
Another week, another episode where we legally test the boundaries of what YouTube allows in the first ten seconds. This time around, we dive deep into the completely normal childhood memory of walking in on your parents "talking things through" dynamically, and whether Kiko is deeply traumatized...
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#311 - Wired vs. Wireless Earbuds / My Dying Samsung / iPhone 17 Dreams / Why the 1950s Are Calling
Today, we’re diving deep into Kiko’s slow, painful transition from being a wired-headphone martyr to finally joining the 21st century with Bluetooth—even if his first pair was some questionable "eBay special" from his dad. Chef Maurice, our resident Apple fanboy, tries to explain the magic of...
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#310 - Florida Weather / The Hygiene Olympics / Team Hood / UnCut Gens / The "Brunching Elite"
We dive into the deep, dark, and slightly damp world of personal hygiene. We’re tackling the hard-hitting questions that "big science" is too afraid to answer: The Night Shower: Should it be illegal? Alum Stones: Is it a crystal? Is it magic? Or is it just a way to avoid toxic armpit sludge? The...
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#309 - Korean Fried Chicken / "Not-a-Gambling-Scam" Prediction Markets / Menu Wars / Organical High
We dive deep into the mysterious world of Venezuelan-run Korean fried chicken. Is it fire? Yes. Is it actually Korean? Who knows. Then, things get spicy as we tear into the newest way for "crypto bros" to lose their shirts: Prediction Markets. We’re calling BS on the loopholes—if it looks like...
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#308 - León Adventures / Tapa Competitions / The "Nazareth" Vibe / The Tip-on-Tip Scam
We break down why León is actually named after Roman legions and not lions, the absolute scam that is the Parisian tourism trap, and why Chef thinks Kiko is being a "little bitch" for not being able to sleep in hotel beds. We also get into the important stuff: a city-wide Tapa competition where…
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#307 - The Side Quest Bible: From Grifting at Golf to Survival Cooking
[Topics Discussed] The San Jose Clash: Vintage fashion vs. teams that no longer exist. Side Quest Theory: The three pillars of a good side mission (Optional, Engaging, Creative). Low Stakes, High Reward: Why Magic: The Gathering and bowling leagues save lives. Relationship Co-op Quests: Surviving...
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#306 - Disney Dreams or Financial Nightmares? / The Kitchen is My Gym / The Myth of the "Dad Bod"
Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Poddy, the only podcast where the accents are thick and the opinions are thicker. Today, we’re checking in on Chef Maurice, who claims he’s "trying" to lose weight by skipping dinner and eating yogurt—though we all know a salad is just a garnish for...
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#305 - Bad Bunny Halftime Manifesto / Are We Just "Party People"? / Gummies to the Dome / The Gospel
We’re diving deep into the cultural shock of hearing salsa on the most American stage possible and whether or not Benito was making a grand political statement or just showing the world we’re really good at eating pineapples and shaking our assets. We also get into the absolute comedy gold that…
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#304 - Movie Theater Rants / "Marty Supreme" Review / Parenting Traps / The "Migrant-Adjacent" Life
This week, we’re diving deep into the messy reality of being a functioning adult (or at least pretending to be one). We kick things off with a highly professional scouting report on Timothée Chalamet. Is he a "pure, wholesome boy," or is he just another victim of the Kardashian-Jenner "clan"...
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#303 - Workplace Camaraderie / Immigrant WhatsApp Culture / Aging / Gentle Parenting vs The Belt
Grab a cold one (even if it’s a Monday, we won't judge—much) and join Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice for another chaotic dive into the absolute nonsense that is human existence. We take a deep dive into the high-stakes world of sportsmanship-style butt-slapping. Is it a bonding ritual? Or just an...
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#302 - Not From Here, Nor From There / Astrology Acid Trips / Symphony Snobs / Fear Of Being Invited
Ever felt like you’re "not from here nor from there"? Yeah, us too. We're essentially professional nomads because we’re too broke to stay in one place long enough to get a mortgage. We’re dissecting why our accents are basically "seasoning" for the soul (and why girls love it, sorry ladies, we’re...
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#301 - WorkLife Myths / Kitchen Politics / Steak Science / Stick Shift Redemption / Small Win Energy
It’s a festive Broskiedoodles special, aka the Christmas gift nobody asked for but everyone’s getting anyway. We kick things off with holiday vibes, questionable drink choices, and the annual reminder that dairy-based liquor is a dangerous game. Then we spiral into Messi breaking the internet…
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#300 - Black Friday Myths / Amazon vs AliExpress / Magic: the Gathering Addict / Chef Tool Obsession
This week we kicked things off the only way we know how: roasting each other’s accents, questioning why Black Friday still pretends to exist, and accidentally falling into a full-blown investigation of whether Amazon is just AliExpress in a nicer outfit. From Magic the Gathering going from…
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#299 - Girthy Cake Dreams / Magic The Gathering Vibez / Dispensary Speakeasy / Karaoke & Arcade Flow
We debate why carrot cake is royalty, whether pistachio cheesecake should come with a warning label, and exactly how adult™ the “let’s flex our bongs” meetups really are. We drop spicy fact-bombs to impress imaginary father-in-laws, and coin the next coffee-shop empire. We also unpack our newest...
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#298 - Beard Dyeing / Divorcee Parties / Fake Gurus and Stoicism / Weird Food Combos
In this episode Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice dive deep into the most crucial issues of modern society—like painting your beard black to hide your wisdom hairs, picking up divorced moms at office parties, and whether creatine is secretly the cure for death itself. We also roast the new generation of...
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#297 - SanFran Nostalgia / Pirate Ship Kitchen / Knife Sharpening / Florida Panthers / Messi & Miami
This week we go from Blockbuster memories to San Francisco pride, all the way into Anthony Bourdain’s kitchen war stories. We talk about why Miami makes you feel like a dumbass, how Netflix used to come in envelopes, and why restaurant kitchens are basically pirate ships with sharper knives and...
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#296 - Acts of Kindness / Punch Card 2 Heaven / Church Hypocrisy / Cinephile Confusion / Ear Surgery
This week on The Broskiedoodles, we cover everything from words our accents just won’t let us say to the cosmic punch card that decides if you’re headed upstairs to Heaven or chilling downstairs with Hugo Chávez. We debate whether small daily acts of kindness count more than flashy donations, if...
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#295 - Pilot Sightings / Humanity Stopped Doing Cool Stuff / Quality is Dead / Interstellar Visitor
In this episode we bring in our favorite pilot homie Marquinhos (aka Marcos) to spill the tea on UFOs he’s seen while flying at 40,000 feet. We’re talking lights that move like they’ve had three Red Bulls, and air traffic controllers panicking like it’s the end of the world. From there we...
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#294 - Aliens vs Zombies / Dinosaurs / First Days of School / Accents & Languages / First Kisses
In this episode we go from Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” days to whether Magic Johnson ever actually had HIV, because obviously YouTube comments know best. Then we dive headfirst into aliens—are they here to destroy us, or just here to ask what we do for fun in Miami traffic?...
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#293 - Top 40 Gay Things Men Do
We talk about many things we men do that can lead us to the sensual arts.
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#292 - Sister Huang / Headbands & Hairlines / Princess Leonor / Fancy Movie Theaters & True Crime
Buckle up for this wild ride through the double-sided dragon underground empire of none other than Sister Huang — part sensual entrepreneur, part production powerhouse, part criminal mastermind. We unpack her unorthodox content strategy, debate whether Netflix already has a docuseries in the…
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#291 - Reaction Videos Fatigue / YouTube Reviews / BackstreetBoys in The Sphere / Amphitheater Vibez
In this spicy lil’ episode of The Broskiedoodles, we dive headfirst into the plague of the internet: recycled content. Yep, we’re talking about those lazy reaction videos that have flooded YouTube and TikTok like a backed-up toilet. Are they content creators or content parasites? You decide. We...
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#290 - Narc Dogs / Tipping Meltdown / Caribbean Chaos / Swimmers & Sperm Banks / Cardiologist Fears
In this spicy episode, we dive into Kiko's experience with a police dog entering a Music Festival. We talk modern-day festival scams — yes, we’re looking at you, wristband-diamond-payment-scheme. We roast the absurdity of paying $15 for chips in Punta Cana (not even truffle-flavored), and talk...
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#289 - Chiropractor Chronicles / Rib Rearrangements / Sports Betting Scandals / Pick Gods and Scams
In this very hands-on episode, your boys Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice dive deep into the world of chiropractic wizardry — where Nordic giants named Jan manhandle your spine into oblivion and you pay for the privilege. We talk about Maurice’s passionate (possibly romantic?) weekly encounters with…
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#288 - A.I. Bands / Coffee Addict / Toasted Cuban Bread / Hot Dog Galore / Under and Overrated Foods
In this spicy episode of Broskiedoodles, we dive headfirst into the uncanny valley of AI-generated bands—yes, The Velvet Sundown is apparently topping charts with absolutely zero human soul (and probably a sketchy digital footprint). We debate whether this AI music wave is genius or just audio...
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#287 - Travel is Overrated / Lab Meat is Gross / Medicine 3.0 / A.I. Overload / Sentient Tamagotchis
In this episode, we serve you a hot plate of controversial opinions, mildly researched facts, and top-tier whining. Kiko confesses he thinks travel is overrated (yes, he said it), while Chef Maurice tries to remind him that making memories with your kid is what it's really about. We debate if...
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#286 - Trash Can Etiquette / Everest in 5 Days / Bands vs Ticketmaster / McDonalds Real State Hustle
In this week’s episode of BroskieDoodles, your favorite duo talk about the world of suburban trash politics. Chef Maurice gets real about a diaper disaster that’s been slow-cooking in his neighbor’s bin for four days (yes, FOUR), all while trying to justify why that diaper was tossed in raw—no…
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#285 - Donkey Love / Tipping Culture / Chick-fil-A Cravings / Street Dogs / Substances in Kitchens
In this wild ride of an episode, we gallop straight into the uncomfortable (and deeply questionable) cultural mythos of donkey love in Latin America. Yep. That happened. From Uncle Martinez’s legendary tales to asking if corn deserves consent in Nebraska, we’re not holding anything back. We then...
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#284 - Enhanced Games / Steroids in Sports / Are Natural Athletes Boring Now? / Fencing on Shrooms
In this banger of an episode, we dive deep into the upcoming Enhanced Games — aka the Super Saiyan version of the Olympics where athletes are juiced to the gills, legally. We unpack what happens when sports go full Fast & Furious with science: from steroid-fueled sprinters to combat sports that...
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#283 - Baby Parties / Cheap Weddings / Being a F'uncle / Tacos vs Chick-fil-A / Flaskboy Tactics
In this spicy little gem of an episode, we dive deep into the chaotic world of baby parties—those adult-hostage situations disguised as children’s celebrations. Kiko and Chef Maurice break down the do’s, don’ts, and “please have alcohols” of organizing kid parties (hint: finger food and...
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#282 - Amish Irony / Starlink in Venezuela / Drinking Memories / Homelessness / Shame is Dead
In this spicy and highly educational episode (you’ll definitely learn something), the BroskieDoodles reunite after a two-week hiatus—Chef Maurice finally escaped the overpriced vegan cafes of San Francisco and landed in Miami, where the heat is real and the women are even realer. We welcome…
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#281 - Miami Job Hunt / Chocolate Wars / Con Mum Scam / Hacked Email / Weak Passwords / Arepa Fiasco
Welcome to our latest rollercoaster! This episode dives into the wild world of Miami’s fast-paced culinary scene where job hunting is more of a sprint than a marathon. We share our hilarious take on those “interview by tomorrow” gigs, the art of scoping out restaurants (and their killer food)...
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#280 - Culinary Hustle / Miami Moves / Yacht Chef Gigs / Spanish Magic / Restaurant Receptions
This week we dive into the wild ride of being a proud culinary beaner—embracing our heritage while dishing out the brutal truth about life in the kitchen. We roast everything from dodging shady food recommendations and questionable job hookups to the crazy world of Miami chef gigs, including the...
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#279 - Our Accent / White Lotus / College Sports Buzz / Gangster Ashes / Afterlife DVD / Zodiac Talk
In this spicy episode, we dive headfirst into a mashup of all our favorite hot takes and retro throwbacks. We kick things off by unapologetically owning our accents—because let’s face it, who needs perfect English when you’ve got personality? Then we unwrap our White Lotus review in true...
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#278 - Dumb Robots / Childhood Hustles / Weird Names / Torpedo Bats / Rule Tweaks / Sports Analytics
Hey folks, in this spicy episode we get into everything from the nightmare (and hilarity) of moving—even when it's to a place you think you know—to the wild energy of pride parades in San Francisco and Madrid (with a cheeky nod to our unexpected Puerto Rican guest parade). We also dive into some...
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#277 - Cosmic Parenting / Supermarket Hacks / Culinary Tricks / Seafood Shenanigans / Housing Woes
Hey, what’s up, everyone? Welcome back to Broskiedoodles —it’s your boy Kiko Flow here, bringing you another wild ride. In today’s episode, we kick things off with a nod to the legendary Tío Martínez on a payday Friday, waiting for Don Jairo’s bag of Periflower while we reminisce about our Pirate...
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#276 - Moving Madness / Body Warning Lights / Arranged Marriage / Cultural Mashup / Modern Tradition
Hey, welcome back to BroskieDooddles—it's your boy Kiko Flow! In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the wild ride that is moving. Ever get hit with a quote of $16,000 just to ship a piece of your old IKEA furniture? Yeah, me too. I’m moving from San Francisco to Miami, and let me tell you…
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#275 - Steak Doneness / Tipping / Thermometers / International Meat / Bolognese / Perfect Pancakes / Raw Fish / Ikejime / Hot Pot
In this episode, we dive into the juicy debate on whether your steak doneness reveals your personality – yes, waiters might be onto us! We poke fun at how ordering well-done might secretly hint at your life choices and discuss international meat trends (shoutout to our Spanish pals for keeping it...
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#274 - Chef Jackets and Uniforms / Asturian Culinary / Soap Rituals / Cemetery Dates / Doc Red Flags
Hey folks, in this spicy episode we dish out the hilarious lowdown on life behind the kitchen door. We spill the tea on everything from absurd chef jackets (yes, even the short-sleeve rebels) to the downright ridiculous uniform dramas that make you wonder if size discrimination is on the menu. We...
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#273 - Work Parties / Smoke Breaks / Pennies and Inflation / San Francisco Rants / Alcohol-Free Bars
What’s up, y’all! In this episode of The Broskiedoodles, we’re spilling the tea on some "real life" struggles that hit a little too hard. We kick things off with an awkward work party at a bowling alley (you know, where you’re forced to mingle and pretend you enjoy it), but we also talk about the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We are broskies trying to make each other laugh with bizzare jokes while discussing interesting topics and current events. You can watch the Video version on Youtube as well. We might not always have the right take on things, but we always approach everything with honesty, humor and humility. The 3 H's of Penetration. linktr.ee/TheBroskiedoodles
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We are broskies trying to make each other laugh with bizzare jokes while discussing interesting topics and current events. You can watch the Video version on Youtube as well. We might not always have the right take on things, but we always approach everything with honesty, humor and humility. The 3...
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