The Christmas of a Lifetime

This week, Jacob and Jesse learn Quebecois from Molly Ringwald in Wishin' and Hopin'. Discussion topics include ridiculous accents, the real meaning of Christmas, and what makes a top-tier saint.

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Beth Broderick break every law of physics in Always and Forever Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, the best present, and why it's not a dog.

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Toni Braxton relieve holiday trauma in Every Day Is Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, one hundred limousines, and how many ghosts is best.

This week, due to a series of hilarious and heartwarming Christmas catastrophes, we are releasing Jesse's "Snow Power Is Go Power" mathematical derivation in its unedited form. We will return to the regularly scheduled episodes next week. Topics include Christmas, love, tau-sub-tau, and Val Kilmer.

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Kelly Rowland try to save her increasingly chaotic Christmas in Merry Liddle Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, electronic Santa door greeters, and the validity of peach cobbler as a wintertime treat.

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Megan Hilti try to escape her Smokey Mountain hometown in Sweet Mountain Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, winter tires for subcompact cars, and what is the maximum number of jobs a mayor should have.

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Hilarie Burton battle the tropes of romantic comedies in A Christmas Wish. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, Pam Grier's salary, and how many ghosts are necessary for A Christmas Carol.

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Melissa Joan Hart check people into a hotel in Christmas Reservations. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, the colleges of upstate New York, and snow power being go power. 

This week, Jacob and Jesse celebrate the holiday by watching Oswald Cobblepot's heart grow three sizes in one day in Batman Returns. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, whips, and toxic sewage penguins.

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Kristen Chenoweth move to Montana to make a calendar in 12 Men of Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, lateral job moves, and how to put together the best photo montage.

This week Jacob and Jesse watch Keshia Knight Pulliam's Radio Christmas in which KKP brings big-city radio energy to small-town Bethlehem. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, pickles, and how to have an emotionally-intelligent adult conversation. 

This week on The Christmas of a Lifetime, Jesse and Jacob watch On the 2nd Day of Christmas, Mark Ruffalo's breakout film in which he plays a security guard who learns the reason for the season from a down-on-her-luck shoplifter and her adorable niece. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, the location of Santa's workshop, and how to properly climb a chain link fence.

This week on The Christmas of a Lifetime, Jesse and Jacob watch The Spirit of Christmas, in which property lawyer Kate tries to solve the mystery of a haunted historical hotel in time for Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, the real estate market, and how to slice an apple.