The Collier Pod

Send us Fan Mail(lit. 'running around',[3] from Pennsylvania German rumschpringe 'to run around; to gad; to be wild';[4] compare Standard German herum-, rumspringen 'to jump around')

Send us Fan MailSeason 11, Episode 3. Wherein the DirtyChupaWocks ponder an arms race yet to begin. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 11, Episode 2. Wherein the Rogues admire Cedric Coward film. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 11, Episode 1. Wherein we return to our auction roots. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 10, Episode 2. Wherein we analyze the auction. And the teams. And the players. Of UAFBL. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 10, Episode 1. Wherein Gabe proposes a Great Culling of UAFBL but, mostly, the Dirty ChupaWocks talk about re-spooling the FCR rods. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 9, Episode 3. Wherein we learn which SB43 team is superior (and that Scott apparently has a KAT voodoo doll).  

Send us Fan MailSeason 9, Episode 2. Wherein we discuss the maneuvers of the contenders and the steadfastness of the pretenders. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 9, Episode 1. Wherein we recap UAFBL summer 2023 and value things that are not shiny. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 8, Episode 3. Wherein we welcome our new insect overlord. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 8, Episode 2. Wherein the Dirty ChupaWocks assiduously avoid discussing UAFBL policy until they don't. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 8, Episode 1. Wherein the Dirty ChupaWocks consider the Great-Grand Bargain. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 7, Episode 4. Wherein we crown our most dominent league champion. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 7, Episode 3. Wherein Horn fails to broker a deal. Or does he? 

Send us Fan MailSeason 7, Episode 2. Wherein we recap the 2021 Auction.

Send us Fan MailSeason 7, Episode 1. Wherein the Dirty Chupas preview the first in-person UAFBL auction since the Before Times! 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 6. You know what we're talking about! 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 5.3. Wherein the contenders go deep on the leader entering the home stretch. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 5.2. Wherein the contenders go deep on the old lion. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 5.1. Wherein the contenders go deep on the upstart. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 4.5. Wherein we dissect the LF trades with a special guest! 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 4. Wherein we consider the pupu platter. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 3. We break down the 2020 auction! 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 2. Wherein we prepare for next weekend and recognize that Boogie is the greatest keeper that UAFBL has ever known. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 6, Episode 1. We're back! There's a new season approaching! UAFBL is a thing that exists!  

Send us Fan MailSeason 5, Episode 5. Reloading the UAFBL season ... in Covid-friendly pod form!  

Send us Fan MailSeason 5, Episode 4. ROGUE POD! Because the Dirty ChupaWocks have been asleep @ the wheel. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 5, Episode 3. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 5, Episode 2. Wherein we sort the contenders from the relegated. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 5, Episode 1. Wherein the Dirty ChupaWocks arrive at a number below 45.

Send us Fan MailSeason 4, Episode 5.Wherein we celebrate the Commissioner's Championship! And welcome not one but two very special guests! 

Send us Fan MailSeason 4, Episode 4. Wherein we have been overtaken by events. Or ... inspired such events? 

Send us Fan MailSeason 4, Episode 3.In which Luskey advances the cause of the Jaren Jackson Jr. Appreciation Society. 

Send us Fan MailSeason 4, Episode 2. Wherein our commissioner presents the findings of his generous summer project.

Send us Fan MailSeason 4, Episode 1. Wherein Horn makes plans for UAFBL to visit the Navasota Cattle Auction to celebrate the league's 10-year anniversary at FCR.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 7. Wherein we jeopardize the well-being of UAFBL's second generation.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 6. Wherein DDN dangles Shawn Kemp 2.0 to have a shot at Kevin Knox.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 5. The sound of ice hitting glass is nearly deafening. #BulleitBloc

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 4. Wherein Horn can't count to 4, Gabe uses a regional dialect to describe cornhole, and nothing burns hotter than Luskey's take on the Larry Nance topper.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 3.5. A trade grows in Brooklyn.

Send us Fan MailSeasion 3, Episode 3. Wherein we welcome a special guest who defects from the Rouge crew, contemplate a month of UAFBL throw-back team names, and recognize, implicitly, our own mortality.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 2. In which the Dirty ChupaWocks consider the cultivation, harvesting, and transportation to market of hay. Hay in the shape of a 6'2" ball of explosiveness.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 1.75. Rogues within rogues within rogues. Wherein Dr. Emmer, accompanied by two distinct voices on the issue of UAFBL reform, announces and analyzes his survey results. As promised, the intent of the survey was to "define the problem," and this episode -- along with the survey results -- are intended to set the table for a more constructive, narrower discussion going forward about what (if anything) ails UAFBL and how to cure it. There will be pie. And punch. Per Buzzsprout, we're up to 48 listeners. This episode is sure to drive that number down to a core 12 or 13 diehards.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 1.5. Wherein The Splicers defend its brand, Spliddles fires at The Death Star, The Keep Show cusses, and producer Ben expands the effects toolkit.

Send us Fan MailSeason 3, Episode 1. The Collier Pod has been renewed for a third season! Wherein we express cautious skepticism of Chris Bosh's keeper value, confuse diminutive backup point guards, and rap along with Lonzo. #S3E1 #DSJ #UAFBL #DSJ #uafbdl #DSJ #RTJ3 #DSJ #BBB #DSJ #RIPBOSH #ILIKEPOLTLS

Send us Fan MailSeason 2, Episode 10. I said enough and the deal went down and everyone lost. In the interest of timeliness, we're posting RAW again. In Segment 1 we lament Rumspringa. In Segment 2 is we celebrate DDN. And in Segment 3 (beginning around the 45 min mark) we welcome the dastardly Scotty B.

Send us Fan MailSeason 2, Episode 9. Or, the Buchbinder Inquisition. This was going to be a two-parter, but, instead, because of post-production technology challenges, here is 100 minutes of RAW Collier Pod.

Send us Fan MailSeason 2, Episode 8. Wherein we pardon The Youngstown Pride's transgressions, enable Gabe's abandonment of UAFBL civic responsibility, and subject Omri Casspi to the Collier Pod Curse.

Send us Fan MailSeason 2, Episode 7. Who remembers January 26? Dirty Dawg Nation anxiously awaited news of Anthony Davis's health while healing its own flesh wounds. The Dirty ChupaWocks wrongly assumed that the time was ripe to begin heaping praise on Rumspringa's boldness. And Bebe Nogueira, as he does every night, rested peacefully in Bismack Biyombo's oversized bed.

Send us Fan MailSeason 2, Episode 6.5. The Collier Pod is usurped by three renegades. We learn of unhealthy attachments to Derrick Rose, the secret to getting drafted by the brass rats, and T-mac's technological shortcomings. Save the Rebellion. Save the dream.