The Good For Nothing Podcast

Season 3 Episode 6: [Hick Hop]

Release Date: 7/27/2022

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Music is what separates man from beast, civil from uncivil, and hick from dick. This episode focuses on the various musical genres and moods that interest our boys, as well as those that may be on the chopping block. Do you believe the musical Gayspiracy? You will. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Minisode 7: [Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Terrorism Charges]

Release Date: 10/12/2021

Duration: 2 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Coming to theaters this Christmas, Adam Sandler IS, joining Hamas?? Learn the true meaning of Christmas this December with Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Terrorism Charges!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Minisode 6: [Home Invasion ASMR (VERY SATISFYING!!!)]

Release Date: 9/30/2021

Duration: 1 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Soothing audio for anyone into break-ins, assaults, or vandalism. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Minisode 5: [POOPEATER.mp3]

Release Date: 9/28/2021

Duration: 1 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: On July 23rd, 2021, the dismembered remains of two men were discovered alongside a community pond in California. Stuffed inside one of the bodies was a 24GB USB drive. Upon further investigation, it was found that the drive only contained one, 2 minute-long file. Some believe the file to be the final recorded moments of the victims, although investigators have made no official comments on the validity of this claim. Currently, no one knows what actually transpired before the attack, as well as the identities of the perpetrator(s) and victims, remain a mystery. The following audio is from the salvaged USB drive. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 3 Episode 5: [Gamer Pride Month]

Release Date: 9/12/2021

Duration: 77 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: As gamers, we know what it's like to be an oppressed minority group. Society is always condemning our beliefs by forcing us to take showers, telling us to get "real" jobs, and to stop adding "underage" catgirls to our discord servers. Join our gamer resistance or we will doxx you. Trolls and Japanese game developers beware!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Minisode 4: [Ladyboy Troy]

Release Date: 9/9/2021

Duration: 3 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me ... I'd fuck me so hard. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Minisode 3: [Kenyan Mcdonalds]

Release Date: 9/1/2021

Duration: 2 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: On a trip to Africa Troy and I stumbled upon the only Mcdonald's franchise made from clay and straw. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 3 Episode 4: [Corny For Horn]

Release Date: 8/30/2021

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Are you fat, retarded, ugly, Chinese, awkward, or a combination of all five? Do you struggle with engaging members of the opposite sex? Can I use your full name and phone number as an emergency contact? If you answered 'YES' to any of these questions then, boy howdy, do we have a program for you! For just 8 installments of $4999.99 you can gain full access to the GFN "Fall in Love in 7 Steps, Or Less!" program! Buy within the next 24 hours and we'll include Micah's Foolproof Plan For Women.  GFN Studios is not responsible for any actions taken after participation, including prison sentences.  

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 3 Episode 3: [GoodForNothing Babies!]

Release Date: 8/16/2021

Duration: 60 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: We feel like kids again! Journey back with us and experience a repeated childhood, unless you're still a kid, then you should probably go play outside. THIS EPISODE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR POKEMON PLAYERS!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Minisode 2: [Dick On The Brain]

Release Date: 8/10/2021

Duration: 1 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: dumb shit and nonsense, like usual. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 3 Episode 2: [Esoteric Hawgisms]

Release Date: 8/10/2021

Duration: 98 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: We are joined by the amazing BuschHawg for our longest episode to date and get taken for miles into the mind of a madman. Schizos and Autists finally unite!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 3 Episode 1: [On The Road Again]

Release Date: 8/3/2021

Duration: 56 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Season 3 is on baby! We've got a long, long road ahead. So hop in the back, buckle up, pass the beef jerky, and play that funky music white boy! We're starting out the new season with the topic of the streets, and all who drive her chaotic paths. Listen as we discuss the intricacies of sexy car attraction, road trip virginity, and merchandising to African youths!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 2 Episode 7: [A Professional Man] SEASON FINALE

Release Date: 1/29/2021

Duration: 55 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: What is masculinity? What does it mean to be a man? Is it eating raw beef and setting fires, playing vidya from dusk 'til dawn, or being able to kill a small bear with your thighs? Who could better elaborate than two guys that aren't even of drinking age. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 2 Episode 6: [Ram Ranch Republicans]

Release Date: 1/22/2021

Duration: 55 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: With political tensions at an all-time high in the United States, we decided that now is the best time to stoke the flames of hatred and discuss war plans. Real or hypothetical, things will get slippery. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 2 Episode 5: [Future Is Futile]

Release Date: 1/15/2021

Duration: 58 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: We live in a rapid age of progress and innovation. Never before could you have butthole pictures, fast food, and any song of your choosing, INSTANTLY, at your fingertips! Who could find a way to complain about this? We could, because we are old, cranky, and think a man's got to earn his butthole pictures! Please stay for our illogical technological rant hour. please.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 2 Episode 4: [The Last Stand At Dollar Tree]

Release Date: 1/8/2021

Duration: 54 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: In the first episode of the new year, the guys recount the most memorable moments from (THE YEAR WHICH SHALL NOT BE NAMED). Who would've known that we could get so low so fast? We didn't, we're just pessimists.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 2 Episode 3: [CORONAVIRUS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL]

Release Date: 12/26/2020

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Chestnuts roastin' on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nuts, what a wonderful time to have a holiday special. Come sit, enjoy the borderline not-okay, 70 year old Christmas songs, and listen to two Grinches romance each other for an hour. Have a very Merry Christmas, and an alright Kwanza!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 2 Episode 2: [Two Guys One Job]

Release Date: 12/18/2020

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: I work, you work, he works, she works, we all work; or at least, we used to. Join us as we discuss the varying issues of the average employee. NO ACCOUNTANTS ALLOWED. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 2 Episode 1: [Nightmares Before Christmas]

Release Date: 12/14/2020

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: The boys are back on the road for Season 2, and terror is not too far behind. As an homage to Halloween's past, we dive balls first into some of our most horrifying memories, sharing tales of fright around the dashboard light on a cold Christmas night. Some might laugh, others may cry, but we definitely cried. FEATURING: Brady.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

SEASON FINALE: [The Gauntlet III]

Release Date: 8/21/2020

Duration: 46 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: An epic conclusion to the Good For Nothing Podcast Season One! We talk about our regular dumb shit over a long car ride, heavy with sexual tension. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 1 Episode 7: [The Gauntlet II]

Release Date: 8/14/2020

Duration: 59 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: Part two of our action-packed, uber-intense, mega-hot, leave-the-kids-at-home, season one finale! Ride wit us as we finish answering your questions, the fun's only just begun!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 1 Episode 6: [The Gauntlet I]

Release Date: 8/7/2020

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: We end Season One with a big three-part bang! 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 1 Episode 5: [The Pedophile Episode™]

Release Date: 7/13/2020

Duration: 58 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: This week's episode tackles the heavy topic of your favorite celebrities stuffing children into furniture and selling them to eager customers, but also a Mars-Earth war. This party is BYOAPR, Bring your own antidepressants and plasma rifles. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 1 Episode 4: [Proud To Be An American]

Release Date: 7/7/2020

Duration: 82 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: We celebrate Independence Day by discussing America's most admirable traits: Cheese-loving founding fathers, magically feral homeless people, hatred for Europe, public school pocket dimensions, and the common North American Land Whale. With special guests Matt and Emma! UNOFFICIALLY SPONSORED BY KANYE 2020.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 1 Episode 3: [Cool College Chronicles] PT.2

Release Date: 6/29/2020

Duration: 60 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: We simultaneously insult every individual taking higher education. No, we will not be hosting a puppy party or support seminars. Watch out for Troy's homemade IED's. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Minisode 1: [Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids get Crucified for Their Sins]

Release Date: 6/18/2020

Duration: 6 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: A deeper look into what goes on before recording an episode, blasphemy and all. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 1 Episode 2: [Cool College Chronicals] PT.1

Release Date: 6/18/2020

Duration: 54 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: In this two-part special we share with you all of the valuable information we've gained from our university hiveminds thus far. They say wisdom is priceless, but knowledge is worth about $120,000 and a week of consent training. 

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Season 1 Episode 1: [Getting Clinton'd]

Release Date: 6/11/2020

Duration: 51 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: After hiring a chimp child to do our editing, we discuss the intricacies of Hillary Clinton's email trials as well as Troy's 2020 presidential campaign. NO APES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 0: [Gay Dads & Straight Buttsex] PILOT

Release Date: 6/6/2020

Duration: 81 Mins

Authors: Goodfornothingguys

Description: The guys try their hand in the over-saturated podcast market with low-quality content. Will they survive? Or will Troy have to go back to the local street corner?

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No