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The Great Pyramid Scheme

In Ancient Egypt, Pharaoh Khufu is building the greatest pyramid of all time, but amid feuding queens and union strikes, will he ever finish? Each week, the pyramid will fall in this completely anachronistic, historically inspired NSFW scripted comedy perfect for [adult swim] fans. https://greatpyramidpodcast.com/

  1. 13

    Set vs. Yahweh: Will Chaos Win? (Episode 12; Season 1 Finale)

    The epic conclusion to Season 1 of “The Great Pyramid Scheme,” all mortals quickly lose control as Set and Yahweh unleash plague after plague upon Egypt. The Committee to Unburden Khufu (CUK) finds common ground. Royals and Labor finally gather around the negotiation table and settle on a deal that will definitely hold up as long as Set and Yahweh don’t trigger the apocalypse first.

  2. 12

    “Plague Showdown” (Episode 11)

    It’s Labor vs. Royals when Aron calls upon Yahweh to help with negotiations. Pharaoh Khufu and Queen Henutsen enlist the Egyptian pantheon, bringing back familiar voices.

  3. 11

    “The Blood of Egypt” (Episode 10)

    Aron’s doctor’s appointment has a revelatory result while the cursed women of Egypt seek the truth (and linens). Can Pharaoh Khufu, Sobekhotep, and Kek return from Duat with enough mummies to build a pyramid without Anubis finding out?

  4. 10

    “Journey to Duat” (Episode 9)

    Pharaoh Khufu goes to Duat to get free labor. However, this expedition to the afterlife has major consequences for the women of Egypt.

  5. 9

    “F*ck Poseidon” (Episode 8)

    Completing the Atlantis episode, Pharaoh Khufu and Queen Meritites brainstorm how to escape Poseidon’s realm while Kek hunts for a cure for People Extremely Terrified of Animals (PETA).

  6. 8

    “Atlantis” (Episode 7)

    On a trip for a special new pyramid-building material, Pharaoh Khufu and Queen Meritites find themselves in Atlantis, leaving Queen Henutsen and Sobekhotep to rule in their absence.

  7. 7

    “Infinite Power” (Episode 6)

    The conclusion to “Aliens,” listen to this technological clash that has shaken everyone from Queen Influencer Meritites to manfluencer-fan Aron as Pharaoh Khufu finds a way to escape the infinite power source fate Mark and Glorbulax expect as payment for the pyramid.

  8. 6

    “Aliens" (Episode 5)

    Aliens offer to build the pyramid for free, but are they as altruistic as they seem?

  9. 5

    "Rap Battle" (Episode 4)

    The conclusion to the “Propaganda” episode finds the royals’ wife swap, Mimi taking direct action, and a rap battle between Pharaoh Khufu and Aron.

  10. 4

    “Propaganda” (Episode 3)

    The polls are in and the people are… neutral? With Khufu’s approval ratings at 50%, he uses propaganda to be less mid.

  11. 3

    "Vulture Strike” (Episode 2)

    The first innovative pyramid design is unveiled. Sobekhotep summons “party starters” from the gods. Aron stages the first strike.

  12. 2

    “Pharaoh’s First Day” (Episode 1)

    Welcome to the World! Meet Pharaoh Khufu and the royals. Listen to Aron on his first day of manual labor.

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    Season 1 Trailer - “The Great Pyramid Scheme"

    Tune in to the new NSFW scripted comedy “The Great Pyramid Scheme” - a completely anachronistic, historically inspired telling of how the Great Pyramid of Giza was built. Perfect for [adult swim] fans.Episodes debut on June 16, 2025. Learn more about our episode release dates, cast & crew, and subscribe to our newsletter at https://greatpyramidpodcast.com/

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

In Ancient Egypt, Pharaoh Khufu is building the greatest pyramid of all time, but amid feuding queens and union strikes, will he ever finish? Each week, the pyramid will fall in this completely anachronistic, historically inspired NSFW scripted comedy perfect for [adult swim] fans. https://greatpyramidpodcast.com/

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In Ancient Egypt, Pharaoh Khufu is building the greatest pyramid of all time, but amid feuding queens and union strikes, will he ever finish? Each week, the pyramid will fall in this completely anachronistic, historically inspired NSFW scripted comedy perfect for [adult swim] fans....

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