The H Word Podcast

Join us while Kelli and I talk about our UK trip, and also why biting Labia is lame! Pay attention MEN! S2 E8: UK and Labia Biting H Morgen and Kelli Clausen

We discuss unpopular opinions from Reddit and then give our opinions which are probably also unpopular. S2 E7: Reddit Unpoopular Opinions H Morgen and Kelli Clausen

Social Media is a whack ya’ll. Unfortunately it used for many things, especially if you are an artist. Listen to us whine about it but still use it because well, we must like to suffer. S2 E6: Social Media is Whack H Morgen and Kelli

Dating is a dumpster fire now a days. Listen as Kelli talks about dumb dudes on a dating app that I cannot remember the name of. Very romantic stuff.

Part 2 baby! Kelli and I continue our discussion on plastic surgery, skin care and whatever off topic things Kelli throws my way.

Kelli and I discuss plastic surgery. We love it so you don’t have to, or I mean you totally can.

Kelli is in Utah visiting Mormons, so today we have my pal Taylor! We will talk about ghosts and witchy stuff and minotaur, because why not?

Join Andrew and I as we chat about Game of Thrones! We will discuss favorite characters, episodes, characters we hated and much more! There will be much sex. SO awesome was his penis! Grab some chips and a La Croix, and enjoy this. I demand you ENJOY THIS!

Joining Kelli and I will be Churtch and Andrea! Listen for all the butt stuff!

Sex Chat - Part 1: Roman and Sadie The title says it all! Talking to Straight ladies about sex! It's educational and shit! Do Day Beds make for good sex? Do ladies like butt stuff? Do women fake orgasms? Listen and find out!

Joining me is my model/pal Alyx and her boyfriend Andy! We discuss Serial killers, why are they fascinating? Why do we love True Crime? Could we be tempted to be a serial killer? Come find out!

Andy, my brother joins me once again for some chit chat about Bigfoot, Nessy, Chupacabra and Aliens. Do these creatures exist? WHO KNOWS!? Let's explore together in this riveting discussion! Is Guy Fieri my true horror? LEt's find out! Please excuse my sniffles and throat clearing, allergy season is upon us, I wish this was sponsored by Claritin.

I am on vacation at his house in the middle of nowhere and we will discuss weird internet shit. From ARG's to the Deep Dark Web! Listen as his little doggies never stop walking around, constant interruptions from his wife and my Mom! This is a real professional podcast people!

Joining me today is Roman Hart! Local Burlesque performer, Pink Bratty Domme Princess and one of my models! She's weird, funny and always down for some fun art! I really enjoy her and I hope you will too, well even if you don't we don't care! From face sitting to waffles, join us for some awesome conversation!

Please, enjoy part 2 of our Sexcast! Talking to straight men about sex. Joining Kelli and I this episode is Josh and Mark!

Joining Kelli and I today is Zach and Dustin! Topic? SEX! I don't want to give anything away, so why don't you just have a listen! This was fun and enlightening! I hope you enjoy!

In this episode we talk about random stuff, like the title would suggest. Buttholes, cats, theater and much more! This was done back in October, and then I forgot about it.

Kelli and I discuss horror photography and why we love to make it! We get off topic and it goes into our love of Hawaiian men, it's a roller coaster ride with us ok! I blame Kelli. UPDATE This was done about a month ago and I have seen IT since and IT was AMAZING! HAPPY HALLOWEENIE errrryone!

Learn about some haunted Minnesota places and some personal spooky stories from us! Side note! Kelli and I did visit Nopeming after learning about it in this podcast and it's super cool! We recommend taking the tour!

Well, do ya? I mean, they are not for everyone but you should really like them anyway! I mean who doesn't like to be scared? Joining me is Alyx and Andy! Alyx is one of my models and Andy is her boyfran! We will discuss our favorite scary movies and why being scared is so much fun!

Today I am chatting with Taylor who is one of my models and has a deep passion for chips and salsa, but don't we all? Ok ok, we talk about more than that! Like, perhaps the fact she doesn't have a real belly button and was probably created by Aliens.

This episode Kelli and I discuss body positivity. In the words of one of my idols "If you can't love yourself how the hell ya gonna love somebody else! CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?!" Don't let others dictate your self worth! Be happy with who you are, and if you are not then change it, but only change for yourself!

I have a super talented and funny little brother named Andy! I love him the most! Don't tell Kelli! Come have a listen and laugh with us! We chat about theater, the horrible mating habits of otters and Uncle Andrew's Pickle Basement! We chat about other stuff too!

Kelli and I are joined by Dangerboy and we discuss the BDSM world, fetishes and PORN! Sit back, grab a klenexxx and pinch your nipples!

We love the 80's more, but the 90's hold a special place in our hearts! Join Ray and I as we take a walk down memory lane again! Grunge, Lilith Fair, chunky heels, easy cheese and flannel shirts!

So you want to be a model?  There are some things you should know and we will discuss those and try to offer some advice. It may come as a surprise to some people, but you just can't do one photoshoot with some local yolkal and all of a sudden you are Kate Moss! I know, it's a hard reality to swallow ladies and gents!

Let's dive into getting to know us two broads better!  We will talk about things we like and things we LOATHE!  We will talk about things from desserts to traveling to the good ol' great Minnesota get together, the STATE FAIR!  Grab some tea and sit for a bit while we banter, and I try to keep us on track!

LIKE OH MY GOD I LOVE THE 80's! Joining me this episode is one of my dearest best pals Ray! We will take you down memory lane as we discuss our favorite decade! From movies, to music to fashion and all the things in between! Grab some shoulder pads and tease that hair! Let's like have some fun!

Pretty sure by the title alone, it's a good enough explanation. Do I need to say anything more? Kelli and I share funny or weird stories about being a photographer and a tattoo artist. I also share my allergy sniffles once again, YOU ARE WELCOME!

Unsolicited Dick Pics, not every man sends them but every girl gets one! What is it that compels a man to send a random woman a picture or his wang? It's an epidemic!  WARNING! ALLERGY SNIFFLES! I apologize! Please excuse my nose! 

In this episode, you will get to know Kelli and I and a little bit of what you can expect from future Podcasts. We are not so normal people from Minnesota, who lead not so normal lives.  So pop an earbud in, and let's get this party KRUNK! Is that what the young people say now a days?