The Harsh Couch

The Reportmanteau of Koserbia. - Alternative Title

Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them. - George Orwell

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

Life is a hazard. - Dr Gob

Life is like riding a bicycle. - Albert Einstein

Life is like a box of chocolates. - Forrest Gump

Life is a highway. I wanna ride it all night long. - Rascal Flatts

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

We're alive. - Wibbly

In the final analysis, everything we do in space, if it does not help the people of Earth, all the people, it's not going to happen. - Ben Bova

Sending the Lobbies and Eating the Yabbies. - Dr Gob

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

It's not actually a coup unless it comes from the Coup d'Etat region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling authoritarian takeover. - Remy Anne

You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. - Yuri Orlov

And now, Frozen Insects, with their hit single, The Motorcycles of Minsk.

We can't return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem. - HKG graffiti

Take the L out of Lover and it's over. - The Motels

You can fit a lot of pus in your arse. - Dr Gob

I get old and I forget. - Harry Halibut

Hope dies last. - Various

All mushrooms are edible, but some are edible only once. - Unverifiable Lithuanian proverb

From April 10, 1945 to July 18, 1947, eighteen people were injected with plutonium as part of the Manhattan Project.

Three egg yolks, the juice of one lemon, and a f*ckton of butter. - Dr Gob

They jammed radioactive beans up his date. - Harry

QUILTBAG - QU is for queer and questioning, I for intersex, L for Lesbian, T for transgender and transsexual and Two-Spirit, B for bisexual, A for asexual and ally, and G for gay and genderqueer.

Corpses sour you. They are bad for objectivity. - Bertolt Brecht

... less than 1% of the retail market. - Jeff Bezos

Be water, my friend. - Bruce Lee

There are no bigger crooks than the banks. - Lucio Urtubia

History is written by the people who do the harm. - Michael Holding

Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. - Steve Jobs and Michael Hawley

It's about the conomy, innit? - Dr Gob

Cardiologists just want to jam a stent in your pumphole. - Dr Gob

This Captain Cook statue, does it depict his last moments alive? - Tholf

We ain't having it no more. - Man watching a statue trip and fall into a polluted river

The industry of the integrated spectacle and immaterial command owes me money. - Luther Blissett

What we lose on the swings, we make up on the roundabouts. - P.G. Wodehouse

The President is foolish. - Some Guy

Kissinger is still alive. - Wibbly

We share half our genes with the banana. - Robert May

[...] supposing you brought the light inside the body [...] - President 45

I'm just living my best life. - Unnamed child of Gob

What exactly is a panoe? - The Queen Mother

The US is Ground Zero for World Stupid(TM) right now. - Wibbly

Never waste the opportunity offered by a good crisis. - Machiavelli

If you see sea kelp seek help. - Dr Gob

I am a meat pimp for alpine gastropods. Deal wiv it. - Stelazine

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. - George Orwell

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any. - Alice Walker

Oh Shania, you broke my heart and toyed with my emotions. - graffiti, Shoalhaven Bridge, North pillar