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The Jonathan Swift Library
by Jonathan Swift
Welcome, curious listener, to The Jonathan Swift Library, a most serious repository of voyages, follies, and uncomfortable truths. Within this auditory cabinet you shall find entire books read aloud, as if rescued from the dust of some neglected Enlightenment shelf. Expect giants and tiny emperors, philosophers both wise and ridiculous, and the occasional reminder that mankind, for all its claims to reason, remains delightfully absurd. Pray sit upright, adjust your headphones with dignity, and prepare to be entertained, corrected, and perhaps gently mocked.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 2 Chapter 4
In which the narrator provides a diligent and measured account of the vast kingdom of Brobdingnag, its extraordinary geography, populous cities, and the immense scale of its architecture and inhabitants, all observed with a meticulous eye and a touch of wonder. He also describes his manner of travel and the curiosities encountered, from monstrous sea creatures to the imposing yet familiar edifices of the king’s court, all set against a backdrop of natural marvel and restrained perplexity.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 2 Chapter 3
In which the diminutive traveller is purchased for the Queen's amusement and gradually acclimatises to life at court, where he engages in learned discourse and is provided with a miniature abode befitting his stature. Amidst the admiration of royalty and the vexations posed by the queen’s dwarf and formidable insects, he reflects on the curious contrasts between his homeland and this new realm.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 2 Chapter 2
In which our diminutive narrator finds tender and attentive care from a gentle maiden who becomes both nurse and instructress, while he is displayed as a rare curiosity to the local folk, much to his own mixed feelings. His master, seeing profit in this marvel, embarks upon a lengthy journey to present him in town and city alike, during which the narrator continues to acquire language and understanding under the maiden’s steadfast guidance.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 2 Chapter 1
In which a daring mariner, caught in a most tempestuous storm, finds himself cast upon a wondrous and enormous land inhabited by colossal beings, whose size and customs are marvelled at with a blend of awe and gentle apprehension. Amidst the curious rites and imposing domesticities of this strange people, the traveller endeavours to maintain his dignity and reason, whilst reflecting thoughtfully on the relativity of greatness and the peculiarities of his extraordinary predicament.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 8
In which the narrator industriously prepares and repairs a found vessel with imperial assistance to secure his departure from Blefuscu, navigating the delicate politics between rival monarchs with prudence and modest dignity. After a voyage marked by providence and careful provisioning, he rejoices in his return to his native land, briefly reunited with family and fortune before setting sail once more to unknown adventures.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 7
In which the narrator, apprised of a conspiracy to accuse him of high treason, deliberates on his perilous predicament within a court rife with intrigues and capricious cruelty. With a mixture of rash courage and youthful ignorance, he flees to the neighbouring empire of Blefuscu, where he receives a courteous yet uncertain welcome from its sovereign.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 6
In which the curious proportions, peculiar customs, and rigorous education of the diminutive Lilliputians are described with a careful eye, revealing their laws, moral priorities, and the author’s unique mode of living among them. A delicate defence is also made of a lady unjustly maligned by court scandal, illustrating the intricate tensions within the imperial household.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 5
In which the author, by a feat of remarkable courage and ingenuity, captures the enemy fleet of Blefuscu and gains a high honour from the emperor of Lilliput, yet soon incurs the disfavour of the court through his refusal to serve oppressive designs. Moreover, he quells a dangerous fire in the imperial palace by an unconventional means, thereby saving the royal residence but stirring fresh enmity with the empress.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 4
In which the author, newly liberated, is permitted a cautious exploration of Mildendo, the diminutive yet populous capital, whose architecture and imperial palace are described with attentive detail. He is then made acquainted by a principal secretary with the internal political divisions and ongoing martial threats of this curious empire, to which he offers his humble services in their defence.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 3
In which the author wins the favour of the diminutive emperor and court through gentle amusement, notably by conducting elaborate displays with their horses and observing the curious contests of agility used to determine office. Having earned their trust, he is granted liberty upon solemn conditions that reflect the peculiar customs and precise economy of this diminutive realm.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 2
In which the great emperor of Lilliput, attended by his court and nobility, comes forth to behold and cautiously engage with the prodigious stranger confined by a slender chain, despite the inability of either party to comprehend the other's tongue. The stranger is subjected to a meticulous search of his vast pockets, surrendering weapons and trinkets of curious make, whilst gradually gaining favour through his courteous demeanour and patient efforts to master the Lilliputian language.
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Gulliver's Travels Part 1 Chapter 1
In which a learned English surgeon recounts his early life and voyages at sea before a dreadful shipwreck casts him ashore the strange land of Lilliput, where he finds himself bound and beset by a multitude of minute but intrepid inhabitants. Though initially objectified and restrained, he is courteously tended to by these diminutive people, who employ ingenious devices and great numbers to convey and confine him near their capital.
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Gulliver's Travels A letter from Captain Gulliver to his cousin Sympson
In which a candid letter from Captain Gulliver reveals his vexation at the unauthorised alterations and misrepresentations of his travel accounts, reflecting his deep dissatisfaction with the folly and corruption of human nature as observed amongst the Yahoos. He laments his failed hopes for reform and prepares to recount his voyages, inviting readers to judge his narrative with due candour and discernment.
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Gulliver's Travels The publisher to the reader
In which a modest preface is presented by a trusted acquaintance of Mr. Lemuel Gulliver, who assures the reader of the veracity and plainness of the forthcoming narrative, albeit with some passages prudently omitted to suit the common understanding. This gentle introduction serves to establish both the character of the author and the nature of his travels, inviting the reader to partake in the curious and instructive accounts ahead.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 12
In which the author reflects with wry humour on the timing and reception of literary works, comparing books to seasons and acknowledging the peculiar tastes of readers and booksellers alike. He muses on the art of concluding a treatise, the folly of excessive profundity, and the challenge of sharing wit and invention in conversation, all while inviting the reader’s indulgence for moments of dulness and spleen.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 11
In which the singular exploits and absurd humours of the inimitable Jack are displayed with a keen eye for the curious and the comical, as he navigates a world of fancy and folly armed with a mystical will and peculiar habits that confound his acquaintances. These adventures are set against a backdrop of philosophical reflection and quaint imagery, delighting in the follies of man’s senses and the whimsical fashions of his devotion and discourse.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 10
In which a courteous author offers his humble thanks to his patrons and reflects on the curious circumstances that often give rise to literary works, with a mild jest at those who hasten to produce unwarranted sequels. He also contemplates the diverse receptions of his discourse among readers of varying knowledge, and humbly invites future scholars to labour patiently upon the deeper mysteries concealed within his text.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 9
In which the curious nature and varied consequences of madness are examined as a potent and indispensable force behind great political upheavals, philosophical innovations, and religious fervours, likened to vapours rising through the faculties of the brain in diverse and unpredictable ways. It is proposed that, rather than being a mere malady, madness might be fruitfully harnessed by judicious employment and timely adaptation, transforming supposed lunatics into useful actors within the commonwealth’s grand design.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 8
In which the curious doctrine of the Æolists is expounded with a delicate humour, portraying men as vessels of wind whose learning and inspiration proceed through the noble art of belching, revering the four cardinal winds as gods and indulging in mysterious rites of spiritual inflation. With keen observation and a gentle irony, the narrative reveals how these airy philosophies naturally contrive devils to oppose their deities, thus reflecting mankind’s penchant for balancing light and shadow in the imagination.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 7
In which the author indulges in a learned discourse on the merits and fashions of digressions, likening them to the artful concoctions of a refined cuisine and the bustling multiplicity of modern learning. He surveys the landscape of contemporary scholarship with a wry eye, noting how the accumulation and indexing of knowledge serve both as a convenience and a symptom of an era pressed for original matter.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 6
In which the two brothers, cast out into the world and forsaken by fortune, resolve to restore their lives and garments according to the precise dictates of their father’s will, each adopting a very different temper and method in this great reformation. Their disparate enterprises and passions soon lead to a rupture between them, setting the stage for singular adventures amid the fashion of coats and the follies of zeal.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 5
In which a learned modern author embarks on a witty and intricate dissection of the human condition, professing to combine instruction and amusement for the public good, whilst playfully critiquing the errors and omissions of past sages with a lively mixture of satirical erudition. He unveils a curious, alchemical recipe for distilling all knowledge into a potent essence and reflects, with gentle humour, on the vexations of literary prefaces and the fickle customs of contemporary readers.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 4
In which we observe the great metamorphosis of Lord Peter, who, upon securing his own estate, embarks on a series of whimsical and extravagant ventures, inventing odd contrivances and establishing curious institutions that win both notoriety and wealth. Yet, as pride inflates him to madness and knavery, his extravagant pretensions and tyrannical demeanour alienate his brothers, culminating in a grievous family estrangement that darkens their common inheritance.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 3
In which the noble art of criticism is explored with delicate irony, tracing its ancient and heroic origins through allegory and myth, while casting a shrewd eye on the critic’s perpetual quest to uncover faults amidst the literary harvest. With a tone both reverent and satirical, the discourse sets forth the critic’s nature, office, and enduring character, preparing the way for the tale’s further progress.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 2
In which three young brothers inherit plain yet extraordinary coats from their late father, destined to grow with them and to be worn strictly according to his precise will, as they embark on their adventures amidst the capricious fashions and fancies of society. In an age where attire is both law and language, these gentlemen grapple with ever-changing modes and casuistries to maintain their father's injunctions while courting high society, their fortunes and follies entwined with ribbons, lace, and the subtle art of interpretation.
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A Tale of a Tub Section 1
In which the labourious art of raising one’s voice above the multitude is dissected through the allegory of three oratorical machines—the pulpit, the ladder, and the itinerant stage—each symbolising distinct modes and merits of public discourse. This prelude further ventures into the delicate rivalry among literary societies, the veiled wisdom of fables, and the author's ambitious programme to unveil the profound knowledge hidden beneath popular tales and writings.
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A Tale of a Tub Introduction and Preface
In which a bookseller assumes the noble office of dedicating a certain treatise to a distinguished lord, comically meditating on the nature of praise and the commonplaces of dedications, while also lamenting the precarious fate of contemporary authors and the swift oblivion their works often suffer. The preface further expounds upon the proliferating wit of the age, the subtle art of satire, and the delicate balance between enduring fame and fleeting fashion, setting the stage for the ensuing labyrinth of learning and humour.
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The Battle of the Books - Thoughts on various subjects
In which the narrator meditates upon the inconsistencies and follies of mankind, reflecting with delicate irony on human nature, society, and the pursuits that engross men’s fleeting attention. This collection of observations ranges from the vanity of men and the imperfections of providence to the peculiarities of learning, ambition, and the delightful contradictions of life itself.
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The Battle of the Books - Hints towards and essay on conversation
In which the art of conversation is examined with keen observation and gentle critique, exposing the common faults and follies that mar this most social of pleasures, and advocating for a genteel and sincere discourse as a means to civil delight. The narrative wittily unfolds the various humours and habits of men who engage in talk, revealing how virtues and vices alike shape the manners of company and the refinement of society.
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The Battle of the Books - An argument to prove that the abolishing...
In which a cautious and dissenting voice reflects on the widespread proposal to abolish Christianity in England, considering its purported benefits and possible inconveniences with a measured and satirical eye. The discourse examines how religion, though often ridiculed and deemed antiquated, serves as a social instrument shaping liberty, order, and even the pursuits of wit, warning of unforeseen consequences should it be suddenly discarded.
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The Battle of the Books - The Beasts' confession (1732)
In which various beasts, taking on human-like faculties of speech and conscience, offer earnest confessions before their sovereign, each revealing peculiar virtues and follies in a manner that mirrors the complexities of human character. Through this allegorical assembly, a gentle critique unfolds of the vanity, pretence, and self-justifications commonly found within mankind’s own social and moral discourse.
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The Battle of the Books - The second prayer was written NOV. 6, 1727.
In which a humble and devout supplication is offered, beseeching divine mercy and strength for a suffering soul enduring prolonged affliction. The prayer gently beseeches patience, forgiveness, and the grace to find solace in faith amid the trials of mortality, whilst also seeking comfort for those who mourn.
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The Battle of the Books - The first he wrote OCT. 17, 1727
In which a deeply devout prayer is offered for the restoration and comfort of a cherished individual enduring a long and fragile illness, beseeching divine mercy, patience, and strength for both the sufferer and those who hold her dear. The plea reflects a gentle resignation to the mysteries of Providence, extolling virtues and seeking solace in the hope of eternal peace beyond worldly affliction.
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The Battle of the Books - To Stella
In which a devoted friend extols the virtues of Stella, a lady whose wit, honour, and courage transcend the common prejudices of her sex, illustrating true nobility of mind with a gentle yet firm voice. We are also tenderly given a glimpse into the intimate care and profound affection shared during a time of illness, underscoring the sincerity of friendship beyond mere words.
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The Battle of the Books - Stella’s Birthday, March 13, 1726
In which a reflective and tender birthday meditation gently unfolds, extolling the enduring comfort found in a life well lived and the virtue that nourishes the mind beyond bodily decline. The verses contemplate the stoic courage of a beloved friend, inviting solace in past deeds of kindness and the hope of a tranquil future state.
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The Battle of the Books - Stella’s Birthday, 1724
In which the speaker, reflecting with gentle melancholy on the passage of time, contemplates the fading of youthful beauty and poetic inspiration as he celebrates a beloved lady’s birthday with heartfelt prose rather than rhyme. Despite acknowledging nature’s inevitable changes, he affirms the enduring virtues of honour, wit, and friendship, which remain untouched by age or outward appearance.
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The Battle of the Books - Stella’s Birthday
In which a devoted poet struggles mightily to compose an annual ode in honour of Stella’s birthday, wrestling with his diminished inspiration and the fear of public reproach. He seeks Apollo’s divine counsel, who prescribes a ritual involving a long-hidden bottle of wine and the assistance of faithful friends to rekindle the muse’s favour and prompt the verses Stella deserves.
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The Battle of the Books - Stella’s Birthday, 1720.
In which a charming ode is offered to Stella’s enduring allure, lauding her wit, sense, and hospitality that outshine mere youthful beauty or superficial appearance. The poem gently mocks rival establishments and idle gossip, suggesting that true charm and substance will always draw the discerning visitor.
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The Battle of the Books - Stella’s Birthday, 1718
In which a genteel and affectionate verse marks the celebration of Stella’s thirty-fourth year, tenderly reflecting on the constancy of her beauty and wit since youth. The poet wistfully muses on the enchanting qualities of his beloved, wishing to divide his admiration so as to honour two gracious nymphs alike.
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The Battle of the Books - Candenus and Vanessa
In which the mighty goddess Venus strives to restore the waning power of love by crafting a paragon of virtue and wit named Vanessa, only to find her design confounded by the mingled influences of wisdom and human folly. Amidst courtly pleasantries, learned debates, and the subtle darts of Cupid, Vanessa’s uncommon mind both challenges and puzzles those around her, revealing the enduring complexities of affection and reason.
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The Battle of the Books - The puppet show
In which the art of the puppet-show is employed as a cunning metaphor to reflect the follies and foibles of mankind, portraying life as a pageant of wooden figures manipulated by invisible strings. Through a satirical lens, the poem reveals how men, from princes to peasants, are but actors in a farcical display, their pretensions and passions no more than the movements of lifeless puppets.
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The Battle of the Books - The logicians refuted
In which the esteemed Logicians, with much learned discourse, dispute the nature of reason and its possession by mankind, whilst the author humbly suggests that instinct may surpass the vaunted faculty of human rationality. Observing the follies of men and their courtly mimicries, he portrays the animal kingdom as free from such base affectations, save for the ape whose malice and mimicry are but a pale shadow of our own social prevarications.
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The Battle of the Books - Baucis and Philemon
In which two saintly brothers disguised as beggars seek lodging in a cold and unwelcoming village, finding kindness only from the humble couple Baucis and Philemon, whose simple cottage miraculously transforms into a splendid church. The saints reward the couple’s hospitality by elevating their station and dwelling, resulting in a quaint yet miraculous tale of transformation and enduring devotion.
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The Battle of the Books - The Accomplishment of the First of Mr. Bickerstaff’s Predictions…
In which a detailed account is given of the curious and melancholy death of Mr. Partridge, the almanack-maker, whose demise was foretold by the predictions of a certain Mr. Bickerstaff, provoking reflections on the power of imagination and superstition. The narrative conveys an air of sober inquiry mingled with a gentle scepticism towards astrology and the impressions it leaves on the credulous minds of ordinary folk.
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The Battle of the Books - Predictions for the Year 1708
In which a diligent observer, perturbed by the vulgar falsehoods of common astrologers, sets forth a series of precise and sober predictions for the coming year, aspiring to reclaim the ancient art of astrology from illiterate impostors and reckless almanack-makers. With a measured tone and careful calculation, he chronicles expected events both at home and abroad, tendering his reputation as a gentleman to the test of time and truth against the rash claims of popular scribblers.
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The Battle of the Books - A Meditation Upon a Broomstick
In which a humble broomstick is observed in its decline from a flourishing tree to a worn tool of drudgery, serving as a poignant metaphor for the human condition and its inevitable fall from natural grace to affected artifice. Through this comparison, a gentle satire unfolds, revealing man's vanity and folly as he attempts to mask his decay and assumes the role of a reformer while sharing in the very corruptions he condemns.
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The Battle of the Books - The Episode of Bentley and Wotton
In which the valiant but ill-favoured Bentley and his dear companion Wotton, driven by discontent and ambition, set forth stealthily amid the chaos of battle in hopes of seizing advantage from the slumbering foe. Their ventures lead them to encounters both fortuitous and fatal, where fate and divine intervention interlace, culminating in a tragic yet heroic close to their endeavours.
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The Battle of the Books - A full and true account... Part 2
In which the bees and spiders represent the Ancients and Moderns, respectively, each deploying their crafts and arts in a learned dispute that culminates in preparations for a grand and momentous battle between these rival factions of books. This clash, witnessed by gods and influenced by allegorical deities such as Criticism and Dulness, unfolds with heroic leaders and martial encounters that echo the grandeur and folly inherent in the contest of letters.
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The Battle of the Books - A full and true account... Part 1
In which the ever-contentious strife between the venerable Ancients and the ambitious Moderns is described as a learned war of portentous quarrels over intellectual supremacy, conducted with pens as their weapons and writ in books of controversy chained in libraries. Amidst this fierce contention, a curious and spirited debate unfolds between a prideful spider and a diligent bee, exemplifying the greater themes of invention, nature, and the merits of labour versus mere boastfulness.
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The Battle of the Books - Introduction, the bookseller to the reader, & the preface of the author
In which the life and education of Jonathan Swift are laid forth with gentle detail, tracing his early struggles, friendships, and formative influences that shaped the author’s wit and resolve. Also revealed is the spirited literary quarrel between the ancients and moderns, wherein Swift’s playful yet pointed contribution sets the scene for a lively contest of intellect and taste.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome, curious listener, to The Jonathan Swift Library, a most serious repository of voyages, follies, and uncomfortable truths. Within this auditory cabinet you shall find entire books read aloud, as if rescued from the dust of some neglected Enlightenment shelf. Expect giants and tiny emperors, philosophers both wise and ridiculous, and the occasional reminder that mankind, for all its claims to reason, remains delightfully absurd. Pray sit upright, adjust your headphones with dignity, and prepare to be entertained, corrected, and perhaps gently mocked.
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