The Kids' Table Podcast

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! July has been *insane* and we apologise for the break. But we're back on our regularly scheduled movie watching schedule, and happy to bring you this week's flick WARRIORS OF VIRTUE. Want to watch along? We posted the movie on our Twitter, @kidstabepod! Tune in to here our NPR voices, thoughts on kangaroo warriors, and our very hot takes on the concept of Otherkin. [[email protected]]

Kendra and Matt are joined by writer Dianca London (@DiancaLondon on twitter) to discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie, HALLOWEENTOWN. Along the way we chat about every 90s girl's Wicca phase, writing our lovers' names in period blood, and the incomparable Debbie Reynolds. As accompaniment, check Dianca's interview with THE CRAFT's Rachel True here: http://www.lennyletter.com/culture/interviews/a707/the-lenny-interview-rachel-true/ @kidstablepod [email protected]

This week Kendra made the mistake of scheduling a podcast recording and a Youtube shoot at the same time and in the same pace. She will never make that mistake again. (Much like THE RETURN OF JAFAR, this episode is a mess.)

"The Little Rascals is a movie for cucks!" Someone on Red Pill Reddit, definitely.

Image: A portrait of Matt when Kendra told him that he had to stick around and record a second episode after The Never-Ending Story. Why? Because we're both on vacation this week, but if we don't produce content, do we truly exist? Here's a quick minisode. We'll be back next week with more movies!

Don't Watch This Movie. @Kidstablepod [email protected]

This week, Kendra and Matt are taking on ANTZ, the 1998 Dreamworks animated film that... DEFINITELY IS NOT FOR CHILDREN, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, DREAMWORKS????? @kidstablepod [email protected]

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can we (Matt, Kendra, and special guest Gita Jackson of Kotaku @xoxogossipgita) take your order? Qs, comments, suggestions? @kidstablepod, [email protected]

Kendra and Matt welcome friend and comedian Katie McVay (@KatieMcVay) to the table this week! It's all about touching horses, touching boys, and touching hearts. @kidstablepod [email protected]

It's just Matt and Kendra this week discussing BLANK CHECK from 1994. Join us as we explore more questionable romances between children and grown adults, and ponder just how much OJ Simpson influenced 90s kids film fare. Please rate, review, and subscribe in the Apple store! And don't forget to follow @kidstablepod or email questions/comments to [email protected].

Spoilers: The cats are Black people. With special guest Raven Thigpen (@batsignals)! @kidstablepod [email protected]

Ernest Scared Stupid by Kendra and Matt

Kendra and Matt welcome GQ's Entertainment Editor Ashley Fetters (@AshleyFetters) to the table to discus childhood favourite The Parent Trap! A film chock-full of young Lindsay Lohan, summer camp hijinks, evergreen music, and frankly reprehensible parenting choices. @KidsTablePod [email protected]

We've got Matt's brother, Jake (@jrtorpey) with us discussing THE METEOR MAN ('93, Robert Townsend) this week. Because what's Black History Month without two white dudes talking the politics of Black superheroes? (Kendra is very sorry.) (Also, Trigger Warning: This is a Bill Cosby episode.)

Matt and Kendra are joined again (for the first time?) by Matt's brother Jake (@jrtorpey) to drink sour patch kids flavoured vodka and talk animation, children's lit, and Michael Jackson.

Tarzan: A movie about autoeroticism. (Also, Matt sings a little and Kendra gives a short primer on how your small white child can be Mace Windu for Halloween)

This week we're taking a minute to say thanks and answer a missed listener question! Matt would like Kendra to tell you all up front that only reason this episode exists is because she is way, way, way too embarrassed about the quality of THE PAGEMASTER episode that we'll be releasing tomorrow. (Spoilers: We Got Too Drunk.) Longer episode drops tomorrow! In the meantime hit us up, @kidstablepod and [email protected]!

Kendra and Matt are late this week, and it's all Kendra's fault. But we're so pleased to be joined by Victoria McNally (@vqnerdballs, currently of @pajiba, formerly of @revelist, @themarysue, and @mtvnews!) to talk about this month's latest remake-nostalgia victim.... MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS! @Kidstablepod [email protected]

Yet another episode where we get to TW because the 90s were a (not so?) different time. This week we watched SIDEKICKS, a lesser KARATE KID, and discuss Chuck Norris, 90s gym classes... and racism. TW: Yellowface and slurs. Check the results of the poll this episode inspired here: https://twitter.com/KidsTablePod/status/849800691778547714

"This was not the FENCES of its time." @kidstablepod [email protected]

Matt and Kendra are super excited to welcome their friend Patrick Willems to the podcast this week! Episode 6 is the lauded classic SPACE JAM, starring (actor?) Michael Jordan and Bill Murray, and Toon stars Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Kendra tries to add depth where there is none. Matt reluctantly follows along. Patrick finds humour in none of it. Questions, comments? [email protected] or @kidstablepod on Twitter!

We don't know much about basketball, but we know a whole lot about Colin Farrell's sex tape. @kidstablepod [email protected]

Two friends revisit their favourite kids movies of the 1990s. Episodes 1-whenever get tired of this! @kidstablepod [email protected]

Two friends revisit their favourite kids movies of the 1990s. Episodes 1-whenever get tired of this! @kidstablepod [email protected]

Two friends revisit their favourite kids movies of the 1990s. Episodes 1-whenever get tired of this! @kidstablepod [email protected]