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The Lewis Carroll Library
by Lewis Carroll
Welcome, dear Listener - pray step quietly, for the shelves are dozing.You have found The Lewis Carroll Library: a most respectable collection of unrespectable tales, where words may walk backwards, time may forget its manners, and a sentence will occasionally tumble headlong into a pun. Here we read the books entire - every chapter, every curiosity - turning pages as one might turn a looking-glass: expecting, at any moment, to find the world on the other side behaving rather differently.So settle comfortably, keep a corner of your imagination unbuttoned, and - if you happen to see a White Rabbit hurrying past - do try to listen faster.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 25 - Life Out of Death
In which a mysterious summons brings an old friend from the brink of death back into the warmth of cherished company, stirring reflections on love, faith, and gratitude amidst delicate moments of hope and recovery. Meanwhile, a radiant, magical jewel reveals its changing colours and inscriptions to two entranced children, symbolising the gentle power of love beneath the evening sky.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 24 - The Beggar's Return
In which an unexpected guest, the old Beggar, arrives at a majestic banquet to the amazement of all, unveiling hidden truths and stirring gentle reflections on love and loneliness. Meanwhile, an extraordinary transformation and a curious experiment captivate the court, as children’s whimsical fables and affectionate goodnights weave soft lessons in a realm both sensible and extraordinary.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 23 - The Pig-Tale
In which a peculiar banquet unfolds with recitations of whimsical verses and a comical mishap involving a reluctant poet finding himself stuck in a chimney, while the gentle Bruno engages with curiosities both linguistic and culinary. Amidst tales of a hapless pig and playful jests, an unexpected storm shakes the palace, stirring the assembly into a breathless anticipation of some mysterious visitation.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 22 - The Banquet
In which a quiet country walk leads to a touching encounter with an elderly man and reflections on kindness and loss, followed by a peculiar and warm banquet where children, professors, and a most singular cat partake in curious and whimsical discourse. Gentle humour and innocent observations blend as the little company contemplates the nature of friendship, manners, and the curious ways of mice and cats.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 21 - The Professor's Lecture
In which a learned Professor delivers a curious lecture brimming with curious axioms, peculiar specimens, and fantastical machines that both delight and perplex his attentive audience. The day’s proceedings culminate in a most unexpected explosion, reminding us all that even the most earnest experiments may end in a singularly combustible manner.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 20 - Gammon and Spinach
In which a kindly Professor prepares for a grand banquet and lecture occasion amidst curious preparations, lively dialogue, and the ever-watchful presence of children Bruno and Sylvie. The scene unfolds delightfully with servants’ medicines, a mysterious cupboard occupant, and a surprising dish of spinach, all artfully setting the stage for the entertainment to come.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 19 - A Fairy-Duet
In which the narrator returns to a familiar village, where poignant memories mingle with gentle conversations on the mysteries of reason, instinct, and the unseen world, shared in the quiet company of an Earl and his daughter. Amidst the twilight of a woods cathedral, they witness a tender and ethereal duet sung by children whose voices invoke a wonder that softly touches the soul.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 18 - A Newspaper-Cutting
In which a quiet and grievous tale unfolds of a small fishing village laid waste by a relentless epidemic, and the brave souls who ventured into its silence to bear the last survivors away to safety. With gentle solemnity, the narrative honours those martyrs whose selfless devotion shone as a bright flame amid the shadowed desolation.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 17 - To The Rescue!
In which a sleepy Bruno insists on a soothing song to delay bedtime, and the gentle Sylvie weaves a lullaby full of whimsical creatures and nursery nonsense before settling him to rest on a magical leaf. Afterwards, somber tidings from a fever-ridden harbour cast a sombre shadow, as kind souls prepare to face an uncertain and perilous duty with quiet resolve and tender farewells.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 16 - Beyond These Voices
In which a charming social gathering is enlivened by a mysteriously vanishing song and the inexplicable disappearance of two children and their belongings, leaving the guests puzzled and searching in vain. Afterwards, a thoughtful discourse unfolds by the fireside on the nature of eternal knowledge and the enduring joy of growth and change beyond mortal life.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 15 - The Little Foxes
In which a whimsical tale unfolds on a hilltop picnic, where a lamb’s innocent trust leads it into the company of some rather mischievous foxes, and a brave lion intervenes with a dramatic roar and a decisive battle. Following this escapade, the lively characters partake in moral instruction and entertaining speeches, culminating in lessons on obedience and the penalties of naughtiness that are as amusing as they are educational.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 14 - Bruno's Picnic
In which two young storytellers engage in a lively exchange of whimsical tales, gently correcting each other's words and imagining curious creatures with peculiar habits, all the while weaving a delicate narrative of picnics and polite interactions between animals and boys. The tale unfolds with a tender mixture of innocence and playfulness, capturing the sweet confusions and earnest imaginations of childhood in a most charming fashion.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 13 - What Tottles Meant
In which a lively song and a curious manuscript lead to a reflective discourse on the peculiar customs of politics and education as observed in a far-off land, where two opposing parties thwart progress and a strange examination system prevails. The tale is gently interwoven with touches of humour and melancholy, revealing the quirky consequences of adopting foreign ideas with uncritical zeal.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 12 - Fairy-Music
In which a musical prodigy named Sylvie enchants an assemblage with her delicate, bird-like piano playing, captivating all present despite her initial shyness. Subsequently, the narrative turns to a whimsical discourse on the follies of academic examinations and the curious antics of scholar-hunting at the universities—recounted with a gentle mixture of satire and fond reminiscence.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 11 - The Man in the Moon
In which a genial old gentleman with eyes deep as time itself regales children and their guardian with whimsical tales of a land where people are lighter than water, maps are made on a grand and puzzling scale, and battles are fought with curious rules that turn common sense delightfully upside down. As conversation drifts, his words shimmer with an unusual earnestness, imparting reflections on the ceaseless cycle of change in education and the spirited pursuits of youth.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 10 - Jabbering and Jam
In which a party of gentlemen engage in a most curious and earnest debate over the subtleties of jam, while the arrival of two small children introduces a gentle disruption, full of innocent wit and charming misunderstandings. The evening unfolds with a display of piano-forte music that, though technically accomplished, reveals the absence of true feeling, prompting reflections on the nature of art and society’s finer distinctions.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 9 - The Farewell-Party
In which a lively dinner party unspools with curious discussions on music, lunacy, and the virtues of small stakes at whist, all enlivened by a spirited debut of new acquaintances and scholarly foreigners. Amid witty banter and thoughtful reflections on conversation’s fleeting nature, the guests explore imaginative entertainments, culminating in an amusing tale of a Revolving-Humorist to delight even the most jaded diner.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 8 - In a Shady Place
In which a leisurely afternoon at the Hall unfolds into a thoughtful discourse on the nature of moral responsibility and human sin, framed by playfully imagined roles and a gentle teasing of letter-writing conventions. The tranquil scene is quietly unsettled by news of a mysterious and virulent fever in the nearby town, stirring sombre reflections amidst the coming festivities.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 7 - Fortunatus' Purse
In which a delightful afternoon unfolds with Lady Muriel, whose innocent joy and childlike wonder illuminate the mysteries of a peculiar purse and the curious mechanical marvels of a stranger named Mein Herr. Together they explore whimsical notions of time and motion, bridging the fantastic with the familiar, whilst the gentle presence of an inscrutable visitor lingers in the background.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 6 - Willie's Wife
In which a resolute gentleman named Willie, aided tenderly by two children, resists the lure of drink to confront the heavy sorrows and hardships awaiting him at home, where love and despair entwine beneath a humble roof. Meanwhile, the observer finds himself drawn into a quiet domestic scene before stepping into the radiant, almost celestial, transformation that illuminates a certain Doctor’s countenance and spirit.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 5 - Matilda Jane
In which a kindly farmer’s wife hospitably welcomes visitors and offers a slice of cake, whilst her children and their simple worries gently unfold amidst rustic charm and a doll named Matilda Jane; we witness quaint musings on poetry and drink, and the tender interplay of childhood innocence with the realities of grown-up troubles. The scene settles upon a village pub where laughter and song mingle with sombre shadows, reflecting the delicate balance of mirth and melancholy in this curious corner of the countryside.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 4 - The Dog-King
In which the whimsical party navigates puzzling encounters with invisible and audible companions, engaging in charmingly absurd misunderstandings and a playful chase with a thieving youth aided by a magical dog. The journey leads them to Hunter’s farm, where kindness and gentle confusion mingle amid curious observations and endearing exchanges.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 3 - Streaks of Dawn
In which a thoughtful discourse unfolds on the nature of wealth, idle mouths, and the morality of charity, punctuated by whimsical interludes with invisible sprites and a gentle intervention to bring two souls together. The conversation wanders through notions of justice, divine duty, and the true measure of good deeds, all set against the quiet backdrop of a sunny country lane and the subtle presence of unseen companions.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 2 - Love's Curfew
In which a journey rekindles tender memories on a solitary platform bench, leading to a candid reunion filled with gentle wit and sober reflections. The conversation meanders through delicate matters of duty, faith, and broken promises, while the countryside and its simple comforts offer a quiet backdrop to hearts entangled in doubt and hope.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Chapter 1 - Bruno's Lessons
In which the narrator, feeling the dull ache of solitude in town, unexpectedly encounters his whimsical fairy-friends Bruno and Sylvie once more, whose playful lessons and quaint conversations bring a gentle sparkle to a dreary afternoon. As a sudden storm causes them to vanish, a telegram arrives, hinting at stirring tidings and prompting the narrator to prepare for a forthcoming journey.
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Sylvie and Bruno Concluded Preface
In which the author, with a gentle blend of gratitude and candour, addresses critics and curiosities regarding his previous volume, enlightening readers on the curious origins and peculiarities woven into the fabric of his tale. He further expounds on delicate subjects such as the morality of sport and the reverence due in sacred observances, inviting thoughtful reflection alongside the whimsical narrative.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 25 - Looking Eastward.
In which a gentle conversation unfolds on the nature of the Sabbath, free will, and the power of prayer, accompanied by reflections on the joys and sorrows that interlace human life with hope and faith. Meanwhile, thoughtful musings on the making of stories and the sacred and secular texts suitable for young minds weave a delicate tapestry of gentle wisdom, music for both the innocent hours of childhood and the solemn cadences of life.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 24 - The Frogs' Birthday-Treat.
In which a lost Royal Baby and a fête for frogs lead to a curious theatrical performance, complete with queerly cooked soup and whimsical enactments of Shakespearean heroes by a most unconventional actor. The ensuing tale, full of lively chatter and delightful absurdity, unfolds amidst amphibian audiences and a moral that remains deliciously elusive.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 23 - An Outlandish Watch.
In which an inventive Magic Watch allows the narrator to pause, repeat, or even reverse moments in time, revealing both the charm and melancholy of attempting to undo misfortunes. Meanwhile, curious scenes unfold in reverse—from undone needlework to un-eaten dinners—before sombre reflections on thwarted hopes and distant farewells cast a gentle shadow over the narrative.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 22 - Crossing The Line.
In which a gentle party of friends gather at the railway station to await news, passing the time with whimsical dramatizations and reflections on the theatre of life as observed through the bustle of everyday scenes and the wisdom of an aged Earl. A sudden and heart-stirring episode on the railway lines draws them into a moment of peril and relief, where the bonds between children and their protectors are tenderly revealed.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 21 - Through The Ivory Door.
In which the tender and playful Sylvie and her brother Bruno embark on a curious expedition through the enchanted Ivory Door, encountering whimsical sorrows and small adventures amongst dindledums and blackberries. Meanwhile, a learned Professor reveals a marvelous watch that bends the flow of time, offering delightful contemplation on reversals and the gentle mysteries of nature’s tender creatures.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 20 - Light Come, Light Go.
In which a visit to a stately home takes an unexpected turn as a curious bouquet of exotic flowers causes quite a stir among its botanical aficionados, while the children quietly vanish to avoid awkward questions. Amidst whimsical debates on the sizes and shapes of various imagined races, the company’s musings are suddenly interrupted by a mysterious cry, lending an air of gentle enigma to the otherwise sunny garden scene.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 19 - How To Make A Phlizz.
In which a quiet country Sunday reveals a refreshing, unadorned church service that gently stirs reflections on the nature of selfishness and the earnestness of true generosity. Later, a chance encounter by the station leads to a whimsical reunion with Sylvie and Bruno, whose ethereal nursemaid and otherworldly antics invite a charming departure from the ordinary.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 18 - Queer Street, Number Forty.
In which a cheerful company picnics near the ivy-clad ruins, where the introduction of a handsome young soldier stirs a medley of moods and philosophical musings on nature and logic lightly pastime the afternoon. Afterwards, a whimsical figure calling himself the Professor, accompanied by lively children, endeavours to locate the mysterious Outland, making acquaintances and engaging in quaint adventures that sparkle with gentle nonsense and charming camaraderie.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 17 - The Three Badgers.
In which a picturesque picnic unfolds amidst old ruins, enlivened by the gentle banter of kindred spirits and punctuated by a solemn yet rather tedious discourse on art and nature. The company’s amusements take a whimsical turn as songs about badgers and herrings are sung with quaint accompaniment, evoking both laughter and the subtle marvels of childish music.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 16 - A Changed Crocodile.
In which the commonplace humbly reinstates its reign, and a charming invitation to a woodland picnic brings together familiar faces and new tiny acquaintances, lending the hour a gentle sparkle of delight. Here, amidst tales of curious machines and miniature adventures, the playful discourse of Sylvie and Bruno dances lightly, inviting one to ponder the peculiarities of both crocodiles and childhood.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 15 - Bruno'S Revenge.
In which a diligent little gardener named Bruno unveils his curious methods and delightful fairy acquaintances, including preparations for a Fairy-King’s dinner-party and a charming musical performance with hare-bells. Amidst tender moments of friendship and heartfelt emotions in a lovingly tended garden, the gentle bonds of affection and innocent secrets are softly revealed.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 14 - Fairy-Sylvie.
In which a warm, languid summer day reveals the secretive affections of a young man and introduces us to the gentle, diminutive Sylvie and the mischievous Bruno, Fairies whose garden and quaint manners enchant with quiet delight. Through playful dialogue and tender observation, we glimpse the curious ways of these small folk as they contend with lessons, revenge, and the nurturing of their magical realm.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 13 - A Visit To Dogland.
In which Sylvie and Bruno, weary travellers, seek refuge in an extraordinary palace governed by dogs, where courtly ceremony mingles with playful affection, revealing charming insights into canine society and the nature of friendship. Meanwhile, a quiet evening unfolds with heartfelt reflections and hopeful news concerning the prospects of love and fortune, casting gentle shadows over the thoughts of a thoughtful gentleman.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 12 - A Musical Gardener.
In which a wise Professor, a vigilant Other Professor, and their little companions ponder the curious nature of dividing a bumble-bee and the length of a day, while lamenting small miseries and the strictness of their surroundings. Together, they seek the Gardener’s permission to venture beyond the garden-door, embarking on a quaint and gentle exploration that hints at adventures just beyond reach.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 11 - Peter And Paul.
In which a carefully detailed tale unfolds of Peter’s trials with a most inconvenient loan, where promises and punctualities play a curious game, and the nature of generosity is examined with quaint, poetic grace. The dialogue, rich in whimsical verse and gentle reproach, offers a delicate meditation on friendship, duty, and the sometimes trying conditions of conscience.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 10 - The Other Professor.
In which the eccentric Professor befriends Sylvie and Bruno, amusingly confusing rabbits for clocks and discussing the peculiar habits of the Other Professor, who is both dreamy and devoted to his books. Together they explore mysterious passages and prepare for a curious gathering, all the while exchanging whimsical observations on music, poetry, and the curious rules of noise and sobriety.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 9 - A Jester And A Bear.
In which the garden’s peace is once again displaced by a charming chaos of lessons refused and disguises donned, with bears and fools making merry appearances in the library’s confines. Amidst whispered conspiracies and lively repartee, the household contemplates an election with a sense of puzzled gravitas, whilst youthful escape and earnest concern intertwine in the sprawling scene.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 8 - A Ride On A Lion.
In which a peaceful afternoon at Elveston Hall unfolds with amiable conversation about curious paradoxes of weight and falling objects, followed by a serene seaside stroll where attentive eyes explore a lively poolside world and catch the echoes of a whimsical song. Later, Sylvie and Bruno, guided by a magical locket's caprice, embark on an enchanting forest journey astride a noble lion, culminating in a solemn incantation that promises hope against the shadow of worldly troubles.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 7 - The Barons Embassy.
In which a tender-hearted lady devises a delightful woodland picnic for two bewildered children, while a proud visitor is introduced to the varied talents of a clever boy amidst a garden of curious song and whimsical antics. Meanwhile, the family’s subtle manoeuvrings and an exquisite piano sonata weave a quietly humorous tapestry of guests, good-humour, and impending farewells.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 6 - The Magic Locket.
In which a fairy-tale journey carries Sylvie and Bruno through the mystical province of Elfland, revealing curious fruits that defy taste and treasured lockets that speak softly of love’s delicate balance. Meanwhile, in the bustling world beyond, courteous servants and clandestine discussions hint at the delicate arrangements necessary to guard precious secrets from watchful eyes.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 5 - A Beggar'S Palace.
In which a chance meeting on a railway platform sparks a lively conversation about ghosts, literature, and the curious habits of early birds, leading our narrator and two children into a mysterious garden where unexpected transformations await. Amidst enchanting music and a magical descent into a jewel-lit chamber, the tale gently unfolds with that peculiar blend of whimsy and wonder only a dreamer’s eye can see.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 4 - A Cunning Conspiracy.
In which a succession of officialdoms and legal parchments set the stage for an amusingly cunning scheme, played out under the very noses of those who fancy themselves in command. Meanwhile, the innocent sorrow of two children and the pitiful persistence of an old Beggar quietly stir a poignant contrast amid the bustling intrigue.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 3 - Birthday-Presents.
In which a dignified assembly grapples with the confounding cries of the populace and the curious machinations of governance, attended by the charming antics of children and the lively discourse of learned Professors. Amidst misunderstandings and whispered urgencies, the evening unfolds with gentle reprimands and the quiet joys of a birthday, painting a quaint picture of order and mild commotion.
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Sylvie and Bruno Chapter 2 - L'Amie Inconnue.
In which we find ourselves aboard a rumbling train, where a mysterious veiled lady ignites a curious experiment in telepathy, gradually revealing the sweet visage of little Sylvie amidst reflections on science, books, and the riddle of Fate. Our company expands to include a learned Professor and his amusing notions—such as the ingenious contraption of an Active Tourist’s Portable Bath—whilst familial ties and jovial discourse set the stage for impending arrivals.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome, dear Listener - pray step quietly, for the shelves are dozing.You have found The Lewis Carroll Library: a most respectable collection of unrespectable tales, where words may walk backwards, time may forget its manners, and a sentence will occasionally tumble headlong into a pun. Here we read the books entire - every chapter, every curiosity - turning pages as one might turn a looking-glass: expecting, at any moment, to find the world on the other side behaving rather differently.So settle comfortably, keep a corner of your imagination unbuttoned, and - if you happen to see a White Rabbit hurrying past - do try to listen faster.
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