The One Power Podcast

Episode 13: Red flags and toilet wine

Release Date: 9/29/2023

Duration: 81 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: Diving into Episode 2 our hosts have a lot of questions: Was there a Robert Jordan cameo in this episode? Did the basilisk from Harry Potter get cast in the role of the voices in Rand's head? How many red flags can the writers cram into one relationship? Is making toilet wine the best use of the One Power we've seen so far? Kaley and Kevin may not have the answers, but they sure have fun. Let's Ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 12: Magic School Montage

Release Date: 9/29/2023

Duration: 61 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: And we are back! Join your hosts Kevin and Kaley as they dive into Season 2, Episode 1 of the Amazon Prime adaptation of The Wheel of Time. Come along as they break down everything we see on the screen including: fake hands, Egwene's new life as a trash can, proof that the Brown Ajah is living everyone's best life, an extravagant hat, and Loial's inexplicable return from the brink of death. Let's ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 11: Every life is a strand of cosmic spider butthole rope

Release Date: 3/23/2023

Duration: 2658 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: Kevin breaks open some of the source material to explain to us what the "Wheel of Time" actually is in this world. Kaley suffers near mental collapse under the weight of an entirely broken weaving metaphor. What is time? How do wheels work? Can a wheel be a loom? Is this even important?! To save her sanity, Kaley challenges Kevin to distinguish the real, Robert Jordan created sword forms from the ridiculous versions she has come up with. Ready to go from zero to hysterical feminist rant to fart jokes in a tight 45 minutes? Let's ride!  

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 10: A seriously troubling lack of moustaches

Release Date: 3/14/2023

Duration: 72 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: We updated our cover art - did you notice?  Kaley tests Kevin's recall with another installment of Kevin vs. the Word - can Kaley fool him with her sneaky ways? Then we dig into some of the 1-star reviews of the show that have been posted on the world wide web. What could possibly go wrong? Come along for some more inter-season filler. Let's ride!        

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Explicit: No

Episode 9: One Power pod after dark

Release Date: 1/31/2023

Duration: 3035 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: While we wait for the second season of the Wheel of Time show on Amazon Prime, Kaley and Kevin are back with some new segments! Kaley tests Kevins recall by reading out random sections of future books and seeing if he knows which one they came from. She also riles Kevin up by reading out the 1 star Amazon reviews of the first book in the series, The Eye of the World. Wrap it all up with a slightly unhinged "Taste Test" and hey, presto! Let's ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 8: It’s a wave hanger, bro

Release Date: 7/13/2022

Duration: 90 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: This week we ask some pressing questions about the Eye of the World; question whether the Blight is just Florida; shit-talk Game of Thrones a little bit; get swept away in all the feels; and end on a dramatic wave hanger. When can we see Season 2?! It’s the season finale of Season 1 of The Wheel of Time, let’s ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 7: Tam fever dream

Release Date: 7/13/2022

Duration: 3001 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: In this episode we slow down and dig into some feelings; watch the greatest fight scene of all time; discuss the lusciousness of the ways; and commiserate about how hard interpersonal relationships can be when you’re a teen. Let’s ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 6: The b!tch word

Release Date: 6/3/2022

Duration: 3116 Mins

Authors: Kevin Kirkpatrick

Description: It’s episode 6 and we still don’t know what the name of our podcast is! Regardless, we are coming to you this week with hot tea and hot takes about this television program. This episode Siuan Sanche coerces Moiraine into exile with the oath rod, we witness a creepy mist exorcism, the gang gets back together, and we head to the ways! Let’s ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 5: Two funerals and a Teacup Trolloc

Release Date: 5/2/2022

Duration: 3445 Mins

Description: This week Kevin asks: are Ghealdan and the Dharma Initiative from Lost one and the same? Are we in purgatory?! The roots of our Trolloc breeding program to create next year’s hit designer breed, the Teacup Trolloc, start flourishing before your ears. Lan does the actual MOST, and we’re mostly here for it. And Kevin questions whether this episode really had enough blood in it. Let’s ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 4: A heaping pile of exposition with a hot Warder throuple au jus

Release Date: 5/1/2022

Duration: 3047 Mins

Description: In this episode, Kevin was in love, and Kaley was “meh”. We saw warders, Aes Sedai, a fight with a fade, and a supernova finish. Kevin was hyped, and Kaley felt like she was chained to the couch for 8 hours – will we return next week?! (Yes, yes we will, don’t worry). Let’s ride!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Episode 3: The Bermuda Triangle of podcast episodes

Release Date: 4/12/2022

Duration: 2531 Mins

Description: Kaley tries to podcast alone in a closet and by the time we get to the actual podcast part, we have a lot of questions: is Bella dead? Where are the trollocs hiding their genitalia? Would HBO have shown us trolloc dong? What counts as a spoiler? It's episode three, and we promise there is more to it than this gross conversation. Let's ride! 

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Explicit: No

Episode 2: Tits on sharks

Release Date: 3/15/2022

Duration: 2296 Mins

Description: It’s episode 2! Kevin insults your intelligence; Kaley apologizes to the costume designers; we repeatedly ask “where IS Thom?”; we see some White Cloaks and wonder about the influences for their belts; and Kevin defends the Trolloc creature design while Kaley remains skeptical. Let’s ride!

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Explicit: No

Episode 1: Did you just say, "James Rigney?"

Release Date: 3/13/2022

Duration: 60 Mins

Description: Hosts Kevin and Kaley come together with a bottle of wine, an Amazon Prime membership, and a dream. Both have been waiting their whole lives for this TV show, and they have thoughts! World-building; back story; rants about sweater design; and so much excited nerdery you could cut it with a heron-marked blade. Come along for the ride as we start our adventure watching and analyzing The Wheel of Time!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No