The Podcasket

After yet more days away from the 'pod (they are no longer calling it this. we're falling behind on the times), we have returned in your hour of oversupply to deliver the much awaited part 2 to the season 3 premiere of The Podcasket. In this episode, its just the Onion Game (c), that's pretty much it.Ryan performs fucked up multi-level mindgames to meticulously destroy Gabe's psyche, and Gabe gets things confidently wrong. Alot.

After yet more years away from the 'pod (what they are calling podcasts these days), we returned in your hour of need, to bestow upon you our first actually edited episode of The Podcasket, because the recording was too long and I just. couldn't fucking help myself. I spent hours on this. Cut out a massive chunk. If I get anything but immense praise and appreciation for my efforts, none of you will live to see the 2nd part of the episode. Yes there are two parts.In this first episode, Ryan goes on an extended rant about The Beatles and Gabe gives incorrect opinions on The Beatles. They then begin playing the beloved favourite Onion Game (tm) and much joyous ribaldry and witty japes are exchanged. Fun times for one and all. Please free me. I have been robbed of my liberty.

Why does gabe keep forcing me to make these- the last one got literally 2 listens like wh- who even listens to this anymore. Yea anyway we talk about conservapedia or some shit I don’t know anymore, free me from this prison of my own creation.

At the request of our 5 adoring fans, we have returned to give unto you another episode of the worst podcast known to man. In this episode, Rye attempts, and fails, to talk about mass effect, and Gabe starts a private militia.

We made another one and i hope to fuck we dont make any more. In this one, Rye joins the greek mafia and Gabe shares some.... interesting stories. Why do people keep listening to these. Like our last one got way less listens but it still got listens like how tf are we still getting listens???? Please free me from this prison of my own creation.

We made another one, why did we make another one. Yeah we’re back. Ted Cruz makes a clone army in this one. I have no words. Gabe is keeping me hostage and keeps forcing me to make these episodes please send help.

Welcome back to the podcasket! Its been a while, mostly because episode 4 is a lie and will never be uploaded! In this episode, Rye rants about the 20 different games he’s been wasting his life on recently, and Gabe spends the majority of the episode looking at reddit for news articles.

Rye and Gabe play another round of the onion game, and share a reading of the shrek script with our guest Liam.

Rye reads out stupid news headlines and talks about no mans sky, and Gabe repeatedly insists on searching for random things on eBay.

Rye tries to have a normal conversation and stop us from getting sued, and Gabe harasses celebrities on twitter.

The Pilot episode to the new podcast series: The Podcasket. In this episode, Rye reads out John McAfee tweets while Gabe does dogecoin mining, and a mysterious caller tells a tale about their magnolia tree.