The Real Housegirlies

Groceries and one other item are what would be reasonably classed as a fundamental necessity to life - whereby price becomes of little object. Because without food and this one other specific item.... what is there? Well we'll get to that. First we are welcoming Brooke back from Sydney and back to dry land; and Alana back from her big fat family reunion with lots of fun tales and food recommendations to share. Setting the record straight, we are firm on the side of the hard copy - specifically Elle mag (and still desperately looking for some wedding mags to pore over with a martini (or marg...?) Recommendations: Take it or leave it read: Love & Virtue by Diana ReidRead: A certain hunger by Chelsea G Summersand if you can snag anything left - hit the sale of the century https://www.wardrobe.nyc/pages/woman

What's short, awkward and a little bit tipsy? Obviously this episode... it's just two best friends answering your hot little questions about us. No spoilers, but rest assured, there's some relationship, some shopping, some history and a couple of very dirty martinis involved. A lot different and very fun to record - enjoy!

Interestingly the title of this episode is not at all reflective of its contents (aside from a hilarious 1 minute tale). We're reflecting on high school makeup looks - the day to day double wear and the failed formal faces. A lot has changed since then (mostly the shift from full coverage to skin tint) and we're confident that as grown 30somethings we're in a good place to run you through our holy grail makeup products. Remember, for things that don't work out for you, you can return your purchases - for now...The episode is full of recommendations but for ritual's sake:Brookey's rug https://missamara.com.au/products/cabanela-cream-and-beige-distressed-washable-rug?variant=39369377710152Alana's scrubby hand soap https://www.aesop.com/au/p/body-hand/hand-and-body-gifts/reverence-aromatique-hand-wash/Watch: Expats on PrimeWatch: Fargo S5 on SBSWatch: Love is Blind on Netflix

It's always love island time for Brookey; but this week was vacation island time for Alana - so we have to unpack both (though of course the suitcase will remain on the floor until every item makes its way to the laundry basket). Brookey also travelled solo to Sydney and had a delightful dinner for one. Taylor Swift travelled to Vegas to watch the men's fashion runway for some football activity and Usher scooted and sweat his way around on stage. It's February and we don't feel bad about breaking everyone's potential resolutions, because we have a better approach to the year - listen up!Recommendations:Watch: Rupaul's drag raceWatch: MAFS Read: One day we're all going to die by Elise Esther HearstRead: Raised by wolves by Jess Ho

Some commitments are easy, like a new season of Vanderpump Rules or who you're going to back in Megan the Stallion v Nicki Minaj. Others, like a skin care routine, a tattoo, or furniture shopping, are harder to lean into. But rather than live with the repercussions of a bad skin care treatment or live in a semi-finished apartment for 12 months - we're doing our best to make big decisions (whether they're right or wrong... stay tuned). Alana's shopping for vacation and Brookey is still hunting for bedside tables, but here are some recommendations so far:Brooke's skirt https://www.st-agni.com/products/bias-slip-skirt-black?_pos=1&_sid=5da40b3f5&_ss=rAlana's dress https://sirthelabel.com/products/azul-gathered-mini-ice-blueRead: Outback and Paradise by Patricia wolfWatch: Indian Matchmaking

Gone are the delulu manifestation barbies; the new life goal is to be a really well managed Sim. Alana has the nightclub extension pack installed and is living life. Meanwhile Brooke has gotten engaged (wait, what) and spent the last week deep in couture week and we're deconstructing the Schiaparelli; Gaultier; Margiela looks that were serving the return of fashion to the world. Fashion is back baby! Evidently bubble skirts are too - we're on the fence, because we are strong opinions loosely held and often wrong. Perhaps a bubble wedding dress in our future? A couple of less interesting events took place - hottest 100 and the AO - we don't have a lot of expertise to share but still happy to talk smack about everyone and everything. Recommendations:Ksubi jeans via glue store (not these but love these) https://www.gluestore.com.au/products/relax-jeans-in-heritage-blueBrooke's loafers https://www.dior.com/en_au/fashion/products/KDB862ACA_S900-dior-boy-platform-loafer-black-brushed-calfskinAlana's R&Co hack https://www.davidjones.com/product/r-plus-co-television-perfect-hair-collection-26325678?nav=926983Read: Down the Drain by Julia FoxMaybe don't read: Yellowface by R. F. KuangWatch: Dance LifeWatch: Only Murders in the Building

Not only an iconic line from Family Guy (and very true about some of our fake tan habits); we discover some new lifestyles in this ep. Mob Wife replaces Clean Girl in the aesthetic realm - and the internet is torn - is it a trend to pop your faux fur coat on for, or is it a long standing legacy lifestyle being exploited for views? Turns out going clubbing in your 30s can also become a lifestyle, though we're not sure Alana will lean into that... at least not until the next time she gets free tickets to a male strip show.Brookey is more in her wholesome vibe - going to the movies; brushing up on early 2000's pop culture etc. so we get a gorgeous trip down memory lane and deconstruction of the revamped Mean Girls movie. A moment of panic for an existential question: do the Sephora-vandilising-tweens of today even know who LiLo is?Recommendations:Brooke's glycolic scrub https://www.mecca.com/en-au/necessaire/the-body-exfoliator-eucalyptus-I-054718/Alana's glycolic scrub https://www.mecca.com/en-au/frank-body/glycolic-body-scrub-V-056148/?cgpath=bodypersonalcare-bodyscrubsexfoliatorsAlana's CR shoes https://www.countryroad.com.au/lia-heel-60287661-1

We don't have any new year new us resolutions girls and boys - if anything we're resolved to remain as chaotic and catastrophic as last year. We know you missed us over the holidays, but you didn't miss much - we shopped, sunned, snored and for Brookey - sanctioned screen time.Whilst we were off duty, Hollywood was working overtime: between Saltburn and Salt Lake City, wow there's a lot for us to discuss. Brookey fills Alana in on the pop culture sensation that is Gypsy Rose Blanchard, the highly esteemed motherkiller. We did only a spot of shopping, but here are some recs for you anyway:Read: I have some questions for you by Rebecca MakkaiRead: Down the drain by Julia FoxRead: Promising young women by Caroline O’DonohughRead: Yellowface by R. F. KuangBrookey's de-mineralising spray https://www.hairhouse.com.au/products/color-wow-dream-filter-pre-shampoo-spray-200mlRHG Signature cleanser https://www.mecca.com/en-au/korres/greek-yoghurt-foaming-cream-cleanser-pre-probiotics-150ml-I-056981/?cgpath=brands-korresAlana's elbow length t-shirts https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E455359-000?colorCode=COL00&sizeCode=SMA002

Forewarning - we're done with 2023. Your girls are tired and we are manic in this fun giggly episode. Leave your woes (and potentially some of Brookey's favourite trends) behind when you step into the new year and get ready because there are certain things that are definitely IN for 2024. Unsure if this has actually become satire, here's a taste of some things we're saying goodbye to: restaurants; sambas; euro summer; pants. And some things we're ready to embrace: true blue denim; anklets; drake (TBC) and iceberg.And as if that isn't wild enough - Brooke tells a tale involving a Woolworths chicken; Woodstock cans and spit...Recommendations:Brooke's sold out sparkle jeans (pray for a restock) https://ksubi.com.au/products/playback-token-krystalRead: The Rachel Incident by Caroline O'DonoghueSkip/don't watch: Call me by your name

We know you came here for chaos, so don't be surprised with this topsy turvy episode: Brookey is a horse girl now (or again) after a recent luxe Yarra Valley excursion; whilst Alana is debriefing on the Denise of it all in last week's RHOBH episode. This leads us into a discussion on the Sydney ladies; the Hiltons and the drama of Elf on a Shelf (hence the warning/reminder that this episode is chaotic).We are finally up to speed on the $59m wedding and thoroughly enjoy a spot of speculation. Brooke realises she is living a sliding doors style romcom after rewatching her comfort show for the 100th time and Alana has some vulnerable thoughts to share on the challenging side of Christmas.Recommendations:Alana's natural cotton & sea salt deodorant https://www.wearewild.com/auAlana's teeth strips https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/124048/hismile-pap-teeth-whitening-strips-14-packThe trendy brown sugar lip balm https://www.mecca.com/en-au/summer-fridays/lip-butter-balm-brown-sugar-I-057664/Brooke's shimmer PJs https://www.victoriassecret.com/au/vs/sleepwear-and-lingerie-catalog/1123041800?brand=&collectionId=52f46ac5-b547-4c98-9cad-350015f29a19&limit=180&orderBy=REC&priceType=regular&productId=0c08d0ab-9381-4cd1-b918-33ffd1ac7831&stackId=8eef28c2-6d46-4cc9-8858-38c00448349d&genericId=11230418&choice=63IU&product_position=15&stack_position=1&dataSource=manual-collectionThe ultimate skims dupe https://www.kmart.com.au/product/3-pack-super-soft-g-string-briefs-s163527/?selectedSwatch=Sc%20Lf%20CfRead: Green Dot by Madeleine Grey

Whether you're queen of Christmas cheer or the low effort one in your family, this gift guide is designed to bring peace and joy (and alleviate any gift giving anxiety that we all experience). We've got all the girlies covered - from Corporate girlie to the Chef in your life and every Glam; Cool; Fitness and Chic Mom type in between.As girls that resonate with almost all the love languages, it must be said we really thrive when it comes to gifts - giving and getting. There's only two rules to remember: no IOU's are allowed if your aim is to be thoughtful and know your customer - Alana does not like experiences ok.Happy Christmas Shopping girlies. Don't overstretch yourselves. Don't buy when you don't want to and if you do buy, get yourself something too. xoxoAll the Chrissy Gift Guide details including links to products and prices are over here > https://docs.google.com/document/d/1C2qSrO8gI6wjhurE-R99v-9xCaiNCw9g6RLVDXY6njY/edit

There are times in your life where the right person pops in at just the right time. For these two anxious girlies, that guru just so happened to be Michelle - providing pins, patience and all the judgement free health advice we were needing. From corporate girlie to acupuncture & Chinese Medicine practitioner, Michelle has a brilliant story to share and we manage to have a lot of laughs along the way. Periods, what the pins do, peri-menopause, a stint in China, stinky herbs and the power of beef, we hope you learn a little, laugh a little and be a little kinder to your body after listening to this amazing episode.You can find Michelle at Michelle Smith, Acupuncturist and Chinese Medicine Practitioner https://www.instagram.com/michellesmithhealth/ Ova Acupuncture https://ovaacupuncture.au/ The Periodical Pod https://open.spotify.com/show/11U1T1O8wzYpu0vKNZuJGj Recommendations:CalmX Metagenics https://terrywhitechemmart.com.au/shop/product/metagenics-calmx-raspberry-241g Whole Body Collagen Designs for Health https://designsforhealth.com.au/product/whole-body-collagen/ Primal Energy Beef Liver Capsules https://ancestralnutrition.com.au/collections/beef-organ-capsules/products/primal-energy?variant=42599414333598 BooksHealing Pelvic Pain by Peta Wright How the Pill Changes Everything: Your Brain on Birth Control by Sarah E Hill

We don't love therapist speak but some recent feedback has Alana needing to understand more about boundaries. How to flex and experiment in boundaries without getting blocked and deleted is something we're still figuring out. For a crash course in any topic, where better to learn than through Reddit comments ... probably lots of places, but Reddit is where we went, so that's what you get to enjoy. Also enjoy some absolutely rogue and chaotic boundary breaching stories from Alana. Brookey indulged in a luxe deluxe vacation and learns there's always pool politics no matter where you go. And of course she’s shopping so you have better choices.Recommendations:Celine Ava Bag https://www.celine.com/en-au/celine-shop-women/handbags/new/medium-ava-triomphe-bag-in-smooth-calfskin-114493DGQ.04LU.html?gad_source=1LSKD tights (on BF sale!!) https://www.lskd.co/products/flux-full-length-tight-blackLulu bone align shorts https://www.lululemon.com.au/en-au/p/lululemon-align™-high-rise-short-6%22/prod8351150.html?dwvar_prod8351150_color=27597Natto face serum - yet to try https://kbeautyaustralia.com.au/mixsoon-bean-essence/Volufiline - yet to try https://www.amazon.com/Cosmetic-Ingredient-Volufiline-Elasticity-Improvement/dp/B08425KWJC/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3KO6G0GK7CVFR&keywords=volufiline&qid=1700558890&sprefix=volufil%2Caps%2C273&sr=8-3Read: Good Material by Dolly Alderton (male protagonist)Read: West Side Honey by Claire ChristianRead: Prima Facie by Susie MillerRead: Captivated by You by Sylvia Day (smut warning)

Final Bravo con thoughts were shared and conspiracies are rife in this ep - targeting our Vanderpump MVPs. We're on to bigger and better things - Love Island, which Brooke is in a committed daily relationship with. Preparations for our Met Gala Monday activities are already underway - the theme has been announced and we are nothing if not speculators in this spectator sport! A convenient unknown caller sparked a conversation about finances, mortgages and investments - maybe this is educational for some, if you just don't look too closely at our math. And then all goes out the window when it comes to gift giving in the Christmas spirit...Recommendations:Perricone MD Hyaluronic Acid https://www.mecca.com/en-au/perricone-md/high-potency-classics-hyaluronic-intensive-hydrating-serum-I-055764/Emma Lewisham RetinOIL https://www.mecca.com/en-au/emma-lewisham/supernatural-face-oil-I-057720/#:~:text=This%20ultra%2Dfirming%2C%20nutrient%20rich%2C%20vitamin%20A%20%26%20E,optimal%20skin%20hydration%20and%20health.Brooke's summer scent https://www.mecca.com/en-au/vilhelm-parfumerie/mango-skin-eau-de-parfum-V-814779/Alana's latest hobby https://www.paintlikefrida.com.auRead: West Side Honey by Claire Christian

Bravocon is on - and Miss Brynn is very quickly chasing down Paris Hilton for the prized place of being our Roman Empire. Enjoy a quick debrief on the best and worst halloween celebrity looks. Then take a journey with us, as Brookey goes full glam stunner for an event and gives us a prep run down. Alana goes to a different event as a vintage discount bride, so there's also that to look forward to unpacking. We're planning our Christmas and summer shopping; but for now passing on the Phoebe Philo prices.... If you want to play a fun game, take a shot every time you hear Alana say divooooon. Recommendations:NARS Light Reflecting Foundation https://www.mecca.com/en-au/nars/light-reflecting-foundation-santa-fe-I-053333/Hourglass Ambient Lighting Edit - Leopard https://www.cultbeauty.com/hourglass-ambient-lighting-edit-unlocked-leopard/14882414.htmlMecca Max Zoom Eyeliner - https://www.mecca.com/en-au/mecca-max/zoom-liner-chocolate-I-043740/By Terry CC serum https://www.mecca.com/en-au/by-terry/brightening-cc-serum-no-4-sunny-flash-I-018658/Alana’s fluffy bag https://www.davidjones.com/product/olga-berg-penny-feathered-frame-bag-24843352Phoebe Philo’s new namesake label https://www.phoebephilo.com/en_gb/READ Dolly Alderton, Good MaterialREAD Jessica Knoll, Bright Young Women

We've all been there - you get called into an office unexpectedly or surprised with a "hi" on Teams that haunts you as time stands still before the dreaded, "can we have a chat" hits. Before you know it, your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy - feedback is on the way and you're not equipped to handle that kind of emotional trauma today.Giving and receiving feedback in work or life is hard - we haven't necessarily mastered it but we're flexing the muscles that we have been training for years in our corporate lives to share some tips and two different perspectives on this important and uncomfortable experience.Thankfully, feedback on Brooke's dinner party was a glowing 5/5! We're hoping she'll accept the unpaid promotion of hosting our Christmas party....Recommendations:Go snag some sale sheets and towels https://www.sheridanoutlet.com.auAlana's lip liner https://www.priceline.com.au/product/41610/maybelline-colour-sensational-shaping-lip-liner-almond-rose-1-2-mlBrooke's lip gloss https://www.priceline.com.au/product/57937/maybelline-lifter-gloss-hydrating-lip-gloss-crystal-5-4-mlRead: Everyone and Everything by Nadine Cohen

What do a group of rich white ladies; Austin, Texas and Alana's sunburn have in common?... Sydney! Brookey has just returned from SxSW; Alana has returned from eating and the Real Housewives are back on the small screen meaning there's LOTS to unpack (physically and metaphorically). Who will ultimately make the move?... Recommendations:Brooke's bronzer https://www.mecca.com/en-au/westman-atelier/face-trace-contour-stick-V-812850/Shopback for the deals https://www.shopback.com.auBrooke's new C&M dress https://www.camillaandmarc.com/products/petra-mini-dress-blackAlana's body sunscreen https://www.wearefeelgoodinc.com.au/products/coconut-sunscreenBrooke's body sunscreen https://www.mecca.com/en-au/mecca-cosmetica/to-save-body-spf30-radiant-sun-mousse-I-059894/Read: Back Row https://amyodell.substack.com/Read: Dirt Town by Hayley Scrivenor

In the spirit of Glossier shipping to Australia, we get caught up exploring this phenomenon of the rise and fall of "girl bosses" (not a term you'll catch us saying very often). Brookey gives us a deep dive into what's hot and not in Glossier's repertoire of products and Alana somehow manages to bring up Vaseline AGAIN. You're welcomed, if not encouraged, to have a laugh at the mishaps and misadventures of Alana's life; but honestly take all of her life and dating lessons with a grain of salt - just don't pay anyone else's bills...Recommendations from the ep:Brooke's scalp massager https://www.kmart.com.au/product/shampoo-brush-blush-43197620/Alana's snail mucin https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/cosrx/cosrx-advanced-snail-96-mucin-power-essence-100ml.htmlAlana's rice toner https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/im-from/im-from-rice-toner-150ml.htmlGummy Bear lip mask https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/laneige/laneige-lip-sleeping-mask.htmlDon't forget book club wraps up next week! Book: Something Bad is Going to Happen by Jessie Stephens.

Spring cleaning is all the buzz here and the question is do you replace your toothbrush heads and pillows often? Yeah, maybe time to clear out the old and bring in the new. We are happy to closely examine our roles in the family pecking order (that oldest child energy is real in Brookey and well Alana is an only child so ... honestly who knows). A family debacle in the Kardashian camp leads to a debate between our two debating champions on who was in the right - are you team Kourtney or team Kimmy?This week's recommendations:Tongue scraper https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/keeko/keeko-premium-copper-tongue-cleaner.htmlHourglass Veil Skin Tint https://www.mecca.com/en-au/hourglass/veil-hydrating-skin-tint-2-I-062085/

Sometimes in life you find yourself asking "how did we get here?". Like in today's episode.... how did we manage to go from catch up chit chat to unpacking a break up and exploring being single at 30 (which it turns out is totally fine and gorgeous). Alana's turn to get deep and uncomfortable as she talks about some major life changes from this year.We still manage to get through a heap of recommendations:Ova Acupuncture in Brisbane https://ovaacupuncture.au/Candy Claws - Press on nails https://candyclaws.com.au/Viktoria & Woods Kingmaker Skirt Vintage Wash https://viktoriaandwoods.com.au/products/kingmaker-skirt-vintage-washViktoria & Woods Saxophone Top https://viktoriaandwoods.com.au/products/saxophone-top-black?variant=39947961106566Viktoria & Woods Anthology Blazer https://viktoriaandwoods.com.au/products/anthology-wool-blazer-pin-check?variant=39947598856326Saint Laurent Nova Sunglasses https://www.ysl.com/en-au/sl-634-nova-758461Y99561000.htmlBrooke's sunscreen: MECCA COSMETICA To Save Face SPF50+ Brightening Sun Serum 50ml https://www.mecca.com/en-au/mecca-cosmetica/to-save-face-spf50-brightening-sun-serum-50mlAlana's sunscreen: SkinCeuticals Ultra Facial Defense SPF50+ 30ml https://www.adorebeauty.com.au/p/skinceuticals/skinceuticals-ultra-facial-defense-spf50-50ml.htmlStay: Bannisters Hotel in Mollymook https://www.bannisters.com.au/mollymook/Do: Hijinx Hotel https://www.hijinxhotel.com.au/Listen: Reset with Liz Tran - How to figure out what you want https://open.spotify.com/episode/50Wzap6pmJXb4agKvcfHRc?si=4fbbaa3fe8b44bb9Watch: Sex Education https://www.netflix.com/title/80197526Read: Limelight by Daisy Buchanan https://www.booktopia.com.au/limelight-daisy-buchanan/book/9781408725603.htmlReminder: Book club - we're reading Something bad is going to happen by Jessie Stephens

Learnt, or still learning... but hopefully helpful nonetheless. Whether you're a baby or a boomer millennial like us; you'll know the struggles - skincare; travel; finances; big decisions; dating; credit cards - all that fun stuff. Maybe we've made mistakes or maybe we're just learning and still doing ok (that's what we prefer to think). Some lessons you have to learn yourself no doubt, and some you can probably learn just from listening to other people's bloopers - we hope you enjoy ours. Better still, call us and tell yours, so we feel better...

A Real Housegirlies Book Club Review: the perfect place to discover what we really think (and what some of our book club members are thinking too). Equally, a great place to come to for a brief synopsis of a book that you may or may not ever read. This month we read and reviewed Romantic Comedy by Curtis Sittenfeld. That's really all we can say about that for now - you'll have to listen to find out more.

Something a little different - there's still laughter but we're feeling open, vulnerable and a little more serious off the back of last week. Brooke's major recommendation for a wellness retreat sparked a conversation in this week's ep to dive into her journey to burnout. We talk about stress - good v bad; what it's like to be drowning in the thick of it; and what you can do to try to look after yourselves because really, if you don't, who will?Hope you all love hearing Brookey open up as much as Alana did in this ep. Oh and just for chaos - you'll also get some fun Real Housewives chat before the juicy stuff, because BALANCE.

If we followed every TikTok beauty trend we'd probably all be broke, exhausted and hideous. So, you're welcome in advance, we've made a list of high maintenance to be low maintenance activities: the ones we need to break up with; the ones we love; the ones we have done and hate or would never do; the ones we need want to start doing. Embark on this journey at your own pleasure.... and then let us know what we've missed!We're breaking up:Fake tanningNails doneHair coloured (high vs low maintenance colour)Worth it:OsteoGood haircutLaserBotox Brow microbladingGood skincare at homeGoing on a wellness retreatDitched/not interested:FacialsLash extensionsHair extensionsFillersDermaplaningEyebrow laminationEntering the roster:Regular massagesTherapyTeeth whiteningLash lifts

We're spilling secrets and debunking hair myths with very special guest Ben Wright, hairdresser to the pod (and fashion weeks... and models...). The questions on the girlies' lips: how much heat styling is too much? is Pantene really so bad? how did a 14 year old boy from Mt Isa become a top hair stylist and educator and where did he get his dance moves?Find Ben @benwright_rixonhair and shop Brookey & Alana's R & Co essentials via https://rixonhair.com.au/shop/

Who knew water (and all the things you can add to it for your health) would be such an interesting or funny topic. Alana manages to make slowing down a flex and Brooke is, as always, supportive. We've been busy watching TV and unpack our favourite shows of the moment; did you know Love Island is on ep 52 of the season?You don't want to miss the new recommendations from Brookey - she's on a supps kick but still a skin care girlie at heart:Brooke's pre-workout https://bit.ly/3OWvwNJBrooke's BCAA's https://bit.ly/45yqPRtAlana's electrolytes https://bit.ly/45ufKRxThe elite water filter https://bit.ly/3qSPGAwBy Terry drops (Sunny Flash) https://bit.ly/3PftB8mTv Shows you really should get into:Made in Chelsea (Corsica only if you have enough context of the cast)The Bear - might just be the best show everLove Island (Brooke's comfort show)and just like that

From Big 4 to the big stage, introducing a very special friend of the pod - Jacob Amos. By day he's a consultant turned COO. By night (and every Sunday) the world is gifted with the tall, skinny, entertainment of Lulu Lemans. In a very giddy conversation, we learn Jacob's view on what it takes to leap into your dreams; how to build a personal style guide & brand; tips on networking or at least surviving small talk and of course, the three of us together wouldn't be complete without some gentle mean girl spirit - mostly aimed at Alana's feet. Hold on to your weaves - this one is fun!

A Real Housegirlies Book Club Review: the perfect place to discover what we really think (and what some of our book club members are thinking too). Equally, a great place to come to for a brief synopsis of a book that you may or may not ever read. This month we read and reviewed Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner. That's really all we can say about that for now - you'll have to listen to find out more.

Would you line up for a Gucci store? Probably not, but in this week’s ep, Brookey teaches us how to score and save big at a warehouse sale. We reminisce on our Y2K roots as the 20 year anniversary for the premier of the OC rolls around and realise that we’re now at that age that it’s an effort to make friends. How do you make friends as an adult? Pilates? Apps? Flirting on IG? Work? What the f*$% are we doing? And once you have a friend - how do you be a good one;. how do you break up with a bad one - the questions are endless, but we answer them all and even maybe benefit from a mini therapy session about our own friendship.

SPOILER ALERT: It's our Barbie debrief episode - opinions, memories, highlights, pain points and the rest are all discussed in varying degrees of detail. In Brooke's news room, we're unpacking alleged counterfeit activities at Cosette; revisiting the return of Aidan; and Alana shares a short history of a Miami housewife divorce. Book Club book for the month: Romantic Comedy by Curtis Sittenfeld Shop our recommendations:The Cerave TUB https://bit.ly/3KoGLxcAveeno Spray Mist - for use wherever you feel safe spraying https://bit.ly/3Kmi1FS

Back on our BS this week. Alana is getting into the new season of RHONY; whilst Brooke takes us on her food tour of Sydney. Of course, no trip is complete without some scandal and a touch of drama - the seat belt sign is on, you'll need to buckle in for that tale. Does everyone but Alana know what a girl dinner is?This week's recommendations:SYDNEY@[email protected] [email protected] https://bit.ly/44OBV4aSunnies https://bit.ly/3K4t7PBBelt https://bit.ly/44u2ifVAspect Photostat https://bit.ly/3rvElpPAspect Gentle Cleanse https://bit.ly/3DluoxYBrooke’s HA https://bit.ly/3OmVPhjAlana’s HA https://bit.ly/3rAxxHC

Having uncomfortable conversations is something we surprisingly excel at. The great news is - this wasn't one of those "you're in trouble" conversations. We had a safe space, all dummies invited, ask and learn sesh with our beautiful sustainability expert, Izzie. The theme: sustainable fashion (aka. threads). The news of the week: the rise of the Threads (aka. Instagram's Twitter). Go find and follow Izzie's recs:@ajabarber – author, consultant, slow fashion stylist (borrow the book "Consumed")@venetialamanna – fast fashion campaigner@whitneyrmcguire – Director of Sustainability at the Guggenheim Museum@alecleach – The world is on fire but we’re still buying shoes (borrow the book!)@remakeourworld – remake, global advocacy org fighting for fair pay and climate justice@thesustainablefahsionforumBorrow the book: The day the world stops shopping by JB MacKinnonIf you NEED new threads, check out TALA & Outland Denim as some of the do-gooders in this world <3

Girlies have hobbies... if running is a hobby? We're deep diving on Brooke's new routine but not before we address the plethora of Real Housewives news that decided to pop up in time for our pod launch. Andy Cohen sure does stay busy. Oh and it wouldn't be right to ignore BARBIE MANIA when our logo is barbie pink .... so enjoy our giddy excitement on all things Margot, merch and childhood memories. And we kick off book club in this ep - we're so excited to be able to read & review with you, weeee!For products recommended during the ep:Brooke's runners https://bit.ly/3PNqOUDApple Watch https://apple.co/3rhFbX3MCo Beauty Mascara (aka Kevin doooooop) - has to be black brown https://bit.ly/43eTXeEBlow dry brush blow dryer thing! VS Sassoon https://bit.ly/3rloJ8vBook: It starts with usBOOK CLUB: Crying in H Mart

You know the drill, it's a tale as old as time: two twenty something girls meet at work; naturally trauma bond over their shared experience; form a forever friendship and seven years later, launch a podcast. This is that podcast. In this episode, get to know the girlies behind The Real Housegirlies, the chaotic internet best friends you did not know you needed. Love ya!