The Riv & Landin Show

With Landin on the shelf, Riv goes solo with some short, but not so sweet shows to discuss morning wood, Taco Bell blow-jobs, Tinder Terrors, Creepy Facebook messages from creepy fellows, and God-only-knows what else. I mean Riv is a lunatic, after all.

Riv and Landin are back and even though you're probably sick of hearing it we're going to chime in with our thoughts on the Trump inauguration and the women's march. Don't worry, we'll make it good. We'll also discuss the WWE United Kingdom tournament, the little-covered Juggalo March, Randy Orton vs. gym fans, a prostitution ring in Landin's hometown, and we'll be joined by special guest Briana Brandy to talk music, mixed martial arts, wrestling and a whole lot more!

After two weeks off for the holidays, Riv and Landin return and we got a third man! Special guest TJ Marconi will be joining us as we talk crazy current events - did any of the 2016 celebrity deaths move us? When does Santa stop existing for our kids? We'll also discuss the upcoming boxing match between Soulja Boy and Chris Brown, the mysteries of the alleged Sinbad Genie Movie, Nikki Benz' allegations against Brazzers, and will 2017 be the year of Naked Caitlyn Jenner?

Zombie Sailor Toys will be joining us to discuss those amazing and now-obscure collectibles from our childhood we all love and miss. Also Riv and Landin will talk the meeting of the minds between Donald Trump and Kanye West, their all-time Top 10 list for videogames, the strange omission of Derrick Bateman from the WWE Encyclopedia, Star Wars Rogue One Hype, Russian Hackers, and the upcoming holiday season and our thoughts on it thus far!

Special Guest Barbi Hayden returns to answer the tough questions with Riv and Landin! Also we'll discuss the hard hitting topics! Fidel Castro is dead! We'll discuss our thoughts on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Taboo Tuesday or whatever-the-hell day it is people shop for Christmas gifts, the Kanye West nervous breakdown, Why is Donald Trump's youngest son getting his own manga? And who was on what kind of drugs when they decided that Amy Schumer should be cast as Barbie?

Riv and Landin take an early day to discuss cuffing season, why Kanye West and General Zod are still talking about the election, why Taylor Swift is coming out with a rap album, why we have almost no interest in the WWE lately and more. We'll also take a stroll down memory lane and revisit our interview with Konnan from the original Asked with Riv & Landin archives!

Tonight Riv and Landin will be joined by special guest, comedian Bread Foster, and believe us when we say you won't want to miss all the wacky antics, crazy callers, and wisecracks that are sure to trigger anyone still butt-hurt over the U.S. Presidential Election. We will also discuss the woman selling her virginity at the Bunny Ranch, has anti-Donald Trump protesting gone too far in the new Star Wars franchise, the stupid brand new photo trend known as the "mannequin challenge," and more!

Tonight Riv and Landin discuss Hillary Clinton getting off, Syrian Refugees, Hillary Clinton getting off on Syrian Refugees, why are all the fictional characters on television homosexual? Why are all the actors on television acting like homosexuals? We also diss the obsession with being outraged with Halloween costumes on college campus and will exchange words with independent women's wrestler Gemma Cross, but can Cross handle the Asked Asylum of crazy callers? All this and a cameo from former Riv and Landin co-host Brian Roth!

Because you demanded it, Riv and Landin are back! They'll discuss the why Snapchat is overrated, the obsession with Halloween, everyone's fascination (and outrage) with the Walking Dead and politics, as well as give their rundown on who each host thinks ranks among the hottest chicks of all-time. Add some crazy callers to the mix, a scary white guy trying to rap to Riv, and a man who donated his organs to a woman to get laid, and you have the craziest first episode to welcome Landin back into the mix!

We were honored to conduct an interview with underground hip-hop artist and icon, Esoteric in an hour where we discussed the music scene, comic books, superheroes, wrestling, and what it is about the mainstream that irks us! We'll also continue to bring you the callers, crazies and crude humor that you've come to know and love (or hate and despise). Why are the catfish out in full force to get Riv and Landin? Will Tinder going pay prevent us from getting a lay? And it's the Pazuzu Bomb heard around the world, as independent wrestling star Chris Dickinson goes viral for the way he finished off Kimber Lee! What are our thoughts? Of course we have a lot of crazy news stories to keep you entertained, disgusted, and disturbed. The vaginal selfie stick is a thing. Would YOU use one? ISIS wants to murder the CEO of Twitter - find out why! The LAPD is in trouble for shooting someone again, and find out why a woman would dick up her father's corpse 11 years after his death!

With Landin sick and on his period this week, we're going old school as Riv & EdWood bring you the show - but that doesn't mean we don't have a special guest for you: Our guest this week is no stranger to the craziness of Asked with Riv & Landin - long-time friend of the show, Adam Pearson co-stars alongside one of Hollywood's top leading ladies, Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming horror/suspense/sci-fi film Under the Skin in U.S. theaters on April 4th. For more information on the film check out http://undertheskinmovie.com/ !

This week's Asked with Riv & Landin will have special guest, an icon from the world of hip-hop Bizarre joining us for this milestone episode to talk about music, entertainment, and other assorted madness! Be there as one of hip-hop's biggest icons joins our show! Malaysia Flight 370 has been found... in the ocean. Are we shocked or did we expect it? We'll discuss the "Quicksilver Dilemma" caused by the character being in two different comic book movies - will it ruin the Avengers & X-Men movie franchises? We will definitely have words regarding a millionaire who is making sure that when he dies his children don't see a dime. What's his motivation? We'll talk about Brazil's grizzliest deaths this week, and discuss the waste of a hot chick who helped her boyfriend murder a cop and then murder themselves - and speaking of chicks we'll talk about exactly who got to see Johnny Landin naked last week and how that went down.

Legendary UFC fighter, and former WWE Intercontinental, Tag Team Champion & King of the Ring, Ken Shamrock talks with Riv & Landin discussing why the invite to Old School RAW keeps getting lost when it comes to the World's Most Dangerous Man, as well as the differences between working for Dana White & Vince McMahon, his thoughts on CM Punk's flirtations with transitioning into MMA, his work in self-defense and bodyguarding the top celebrities in the world, and a whole lot more. Special thanks to JayT WARSH from the inner circle agency in Toronto Canada & member of Tito ORTIZ's team punishment (@JayTWARSH on Twitter) for setting up this interview for us. Also be sure to follow Ken Shamrock on his Twitter account, @ShamrockKen.

Special guest Gabe Tuft (former WWE Superstar Tyler Reks) joins us to discuss his new and upcoming projects, crazy stories from the ring & life after wrestling. We might even ask him how to HALO hard enough on X-Box Live! Be sure to check out Gabe's newest project, fitness website http://www.bodyspartan.com/ Current Events: One of the original Ghostbusters is now a Ghost – we’ll say goodbye to Harold Ramis! Uganda passes a stringent Anti-Gay law – is it our place to tell them what they can and can’t do? Will Arizona be far behind with their “freedom of religion” bill? Also what are our thoughts on the WWE Network, and does it matter to us at all? The DoD wants to scale back the Army to the size it was in 1940 – should we be alarmed? Mexico's largest drug lord, El Chapo has been arrested – how did it all go down? Why is it legal to send pictures of your genitals in Georgia? Also why are desperate men doing desperate things with cattle? And is Justin Bieber Riv’s new neighbor?

Special guest Brandon Watts (@OhMyWatts) of New York Wrestling Connection fame joins Riv & Landin, and we also take a moment of the show to remember Nelson Frazier Jr. a.k.a. Mabel/Viscera the World's Largest Love Machine & memorable moments and antics in his wrestling career. Current events we will discuss tonight include Justin Bieber wanting to move to Atlanta and change his name to "Bizzle," Shakira has been deemed too offensive for Colombia, and North Korea is guilty of crimes against humanity - so what are we going to do about it? The Target fraud scandal causes America to FINALLY get "new" Credit Cards... that have been out in the rest of the world for 15 years - what took us so long to adapt? Which soccer star was brought to tears by racism? Who in America is having the "most orgasms" according to recent studies? (We already know it's not Riv or Landin) CVS pharmacies put an end to the sale of cigarettes - is it a bad business decision or a smart moral decision?

Leva Bates joins us on her last stop before SHINE on January 24th where she'll take on Nevaeh! We'll discuss comic books, wrestling, video games, cosplay and more - can Leva Bates pass the "Nerd Test" from Riv & Landin tonight? You'll have to listen to this show to find out! Current events tonight will include Riv & Landin discussing the lead singer of Against Me changing his gender – and why it’s just a little creepy. One Direction is on Sesame Street – will their fans finally learn to spell correctly? Richard Sherman: is the trash talk justified or just stupid? The Royal Rumble is upon us - who are our picks to win and will the infamous Dolphin Predictions come true? If the economy is improving, why is JC Penney about to lay off 2000 people? Three new planets have been discovered - can life on other planets be far behind? All this and more!

Anarchy Championship Wrestling & NWA Houston's own Barbi Hayden returns to Asked with Riv and Landin because she's so nice we had to do it twice! What's new with Barbi Hayden and will she win next week's Hottest Guest of 2013 awards? Be there and find out! More school shootings confirm Colorado is the worst place on earth! We'll talk about Kim Jong Un executing his uncle, bricked X-Box Ones and sexual intercourse on the PS4? Feeding your students hot-sauce-covered crayons on Florida won't cost you your teaching job, and why online shopping isn't all its cracked up to be for the holidays. Why is Dylan Sprouse naked? Who IS Dylan Sprouse anyway? Satanists want a monument in Oklahoma? Find out why. The NSA gets struck down, R-Kelly goes wrong on Twitter, Chris Brown might be going back to jail, and Jennifer Lawrence thinks calling people fat on television should be illegal - do we agree or think she's a moron?

SPECIAL GUEST: Iconic Howard Stern Wack-Packer Fred the Elephant Boy will join us for a speical interview, offbeat shenanigans and unabashed hijinx. Be there with this cornerstone of radio as he joins us this week! Current Events this week are insane: Nelson Mandela is dead - long live the NEW Nelson Mandela, Kanye West? Why exactly is Tila Tequila spewing Nazi propaganda all over the Internet? The sleaziest guy on Twitter, Hunter Moore closes shop - what made him do it, and now how will men on Twitter get naked photos? Also with the year-end Asked Awards coming up, tensions heat up between former Asked guests such as Konnan and Ethan Carter III (Michael Hutter) - we'll discus the controversy as both men are candidates for the most prestigious podcast award on the planet! On top of this we'll talk holidays, whether or not Toddler iPads are a good idea, Dengue Fever's rise to prominence in piss-poor countries, CM Punk's bowel movements in the ring, and Marty Jannetty!!!

Our special guest is the voice of JCW, Kevin Gill - a man who is very opinionated, and pulls no punches when it comes to anything he has to say, so we're pretty sure he'll fit right in with Riv & Landin who are back on their home time-slot of Wednesday nights! In celebration of Riv's birthday, Landin has a special "birthday surprise" in store for Riv. How bad will it be? Tune in to find out. Current events we'll discuss this week will be the tragic accident that led to the passing of Paul Walker, and what this terrible incident means to us. What will Krispin have to say about it? Chris Brown doesn't seem to realize what rehab is all about. Just who in the hell is "Sharkeisha" and why should we care? Did we partake in Black Friday madness, and how did we spend our Thanksgiving? Also we'll discuss why exactly we deserve to have our podcast while other people and annoying celebrities don't. All this and a Happy Hodgenick, too!

Joining us is special guest, Jay Tesoro, stand-up comedian and impressionist, often featured on the Howard Stern Show and when he joins us with his spot-on impressions it means we don't just have one guest, we have several! Be sure to check him out on www.jaytesoro.com! Current events this week: Marriage for Charles Manson? It's the 50th anniversary of the assassination of JFK and Dr. Who - who cares? Who the hell decided Adam Lambert was the sexiest man alive? We weigh in on George Zimmerman being back in the news, Aaron Carter's surprise bankruptcy, why psychics can't predict their own deaths, gimmicks in football getting as over the top as gimmicks in wrestling, X-Box One vs. PS4 & how Farrah from Teen Mom "broke up" with her kid! We also talk Black Friday shopping, sex changes getting billed to medicaid, and Indian Fever gets proven NOT to just be a recurring joke on this program! All this and a whole lot more planned for our FINAL Sunday episode before we return to Wednesday!

Special Guest: The infamous adult film star known for eating gross foods while banging hot chicks, Doron the Minion! We're going to find out the origins of the Minion, how he came into the adult industry, who he most wants to work with, how to score chicks with minimal effort and what the weirdest thing he's ever eaten during a video is! You won't want to miss this one as Riv & Landin do what they do best - entertain and offend simultaneously! Current events and craziness will also ensue as we talk about news and current events: Does Justin Bieber buy hookers overseas? Why is San Francisco turning into Gotam City from Batman? Is Brutus The Barber Beefcake trying to do coke with the Mayor of Toronto? And what are our thoughts on the Macy's Christmas Tree in New York "Going Green?" All this and... what ever happened to our old friends The Yung Moolies? We'll get to the bottom of this and more on another incredibly entertaining episode of Asked.

We start November off right with Special guest Jasmin St. Claire who has done it all: film & movies, wrestling, heavy metal vj - tonight she joins Asked with Riv & Landin in a very special interview! We'll talk about movies, music, current events, crazy news stories (and believe us when we this has been a crazy week) and a whole lot more! Be sure to call in and be a part of the action via Skype or dialing 646-727-2364 to join us on the air! We also have Ben Gordon of our very own CSTC Network's Programme with Matt & Ben squaring off against VOC Nation's Nani & 3 Man Booth's Langdon Alger square off in a special "King (or Queen) of the Wrestling Dirtsheets" trivia game! Who will survive and what kind of weird prizes will they win?

Weirdest timeslot ever for Riv & Landin? Will Riv even be AWAKE? We've got no choice! Special guest Bread Foster returns and joins the dreaded "third chair" as we answer questions about current events, entertainment, and a whole lot more. Charlie Hunnam drops from the 50 Shades of Grey film - who would WE choose to be Christian Grey? Riv will also chime in with a brief review of this weekend's remake of Carrie! The government shutdown ends so is Obama still tweeting like a little girl? Who swung an air conditioner at Michael Bay's head and why? Austin Mahone's hospital stay, does Kim Kardashian belong on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, why we will (or won't) be buying WWE 2K14 the videogame, should the Washington Redskins football team change their name? --All this and a woman who writes sexual novels about dinosaurs? You will definitely want to listen to this show and tell all your friends that this is the most offensive thing to happen to Saturday afternoon.

SPECIAL GUESTS: women's wrestling icon Sassy Stephie, Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick, plus a special appearance by Seleziya Sparx of Ring of Honor and AIW! Everybody wants to talk to Riv & Johnny Landin this week and we've made sure to deliver! It's a Triple Interview night! In the first hour, Sassy Stephie joins us to talk about her career, upcoming events, crazy stories from the world of wrestling and a whole lot more. Hour two features former MTV Jersey Shore star turned wrestling diva Angelina Pivarnick joins us to talk about her transition from the world of reality television into the world of professional wrestling! Finally, to top it off Ring of Honor's Seleziya Sparx has an exclusive announcement for all her fans regarding the future of her career? What can it be? You'll have to listen to this show to find out!

Special Guest: Grammy Award Winning Contributing Artist and rapper Whitney Peyton will talk to us about her music career, her performances on film and television, anti-bullying, current events and more! Riv and Landin are going to discuss the crazy topics and stories in the news - women driving into the White House & the Capitol - terrorist attack or just really bad driving? For that matter why is Obama tweeting like a teenage girl this week? We'll talk wrestling for a moment: Who is TNA's "Ethan?" and why does that "stupid haircut" look familiar? Is imitation a form of flattery or just flat-out ripping people off? We'll discuss Asked clones and why podcasting is the new public access television. How did Grand Theft Auto V go from "best video game ever" to "worst video game ever" the second Riv said anything nice about it? Latin America remakes Breaking Bad; will the masses go insane over it like they did in the USA? And what does chivalry on social networking really get you?

Special Guest: New Jersey comedian Bread Foster joins Asked to tell dirty jokes, talk about his Twitter Celebrity Status, hand out some ProSexTips and a whole lot more to open the show! Riv, Landin, and Krispin discus news, current events and more: what's better? Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or Agents of V.A.G.I.N.A.? And why is Comissioner Gordon getting his own TV show? Who ended up on Johnny Landin's blacklist and is picking up on Tinder an victory for all mankind or an epic fail? We'll have an update on the girls Johnny Landin make fill out a girlfriend application on last week's show. Why is it Obamacare is such a big flop? Billion dollar business for Grand Theft Auto V, Shaul Guerrero is back in the WWE, and a big announcement that will change the future of this podcast! You won't want to miss this episode!

Special guest this week, "The Reverend" Bob Levy, long-time entertainer, comedian and radio personality will be a guest on our show! We're working with the best to put on a great episode of Asked tonight! Also we'll answer all the crazy questions this week: Barack Obama turns evil? Is swimming from Cuba to Florida - is it really a big deal? Summerslam takes priority over pregnancy, Tommy Morrison's passing, 50 Shades of Grey gets cast, and Dennis Rodman is BFFs with Kim Jong Un! All this and we're even going to help a charitable cause at the start of the show! Which one? Well you'll just have to listen to another fully stacked episode of Asked that's sure to entertain!

SPECIAL GUEST: The Absolute Intense Wrestling Champion, All Ego Ethan Page joins the Asked panel. We'll talk about his upcoming title defense in a fatal four way against Michael Hutter, Eric Ryan & Collin Delaney on the Aug. 30 show Gleaming The Cube, as well as his side projects, his new YouTube show, comics, videogames, surviving the road with Seleziya Sparx. We might even have a few surprise guests and callers joining the line! All this, a whole lot more, crazy questions, crazier answers, and the craziest callers and guests.

As usual, we've got crazy questions, current events, who fed it and who ate it in the world this week and a special 2-hour show with 2 special guests. In the 1st hour we'll talk to wrestling super-fan, Frank the WWE Clown, about his various anecdotes, experiences in the wrestling world, let him tell us the origin of the clown costume and how truth is stranger than fiction in the world of wrestling. Our 2nd hour features Damien Darling, who is here to set the record straight after media attacks and accusations from former girlfriend, WWE Hall of Famer Tammy "Sunny" Sytch. He'll discus his recent car accident, the road to recovery, his suspension from FWE wrestling and a whole lot more as Damien gets to tell his side of the story, and his point of view. You won't want to miss this episode of Asked live! And if you do this is a must-download episode! Be there!

Special guest Seleziya Sparx joins a special 8 PM edition of Asked! In her first-ever podcast experience, Riv, Landin, and Chris will talk about Seleziya's appearances in ROH and AIW, her recent betrayal of Collin Delaney at Absolution 8, who she'd like to work with most in the world of wrestling, what the future holds for this young woman's career, and we'll even ask her questions about her dog, and Johnny Landin will probably propose marriage all on another great episode of Asked! Also TJ Marconi, of Beyond Wrestling makes an appearance and answers a few questions with us all on another exciting episode of the show!

SPECIAL GUEST: Playboy Live's Sarah Starr (@PlayboySarahS) joins the panel to answer crazy questions. What will happen when she meets our dirty Puerto Ricans, the Crippler, Brian Roth, and even crazy callers like CelesteBoninFan & a few weird bible thumping evangelists? We're gonna cut the Clorox and get back to business. Audible shock therapy for Brian Roth has arrived. Since Florida banned all computers and cell phones will Johnny even be here? What country allows stonings and beheadings at soccer games? What's with all these stupid pointless new cellphone apps? Riv will talk about his hand in the Kaitlyn stalker situation, "How To Be Honey Boo Boo?" All this discussed and a whole lot more on the show where we answer anything and talk about everything while holding nothing sacred.

SPECIAL GUEST: former WWE Diva, FCW Women's Champion, Ashley Miller (a.k.a. Audrey Marie) breaks her silence and joins us for a special interview. We'll talk with Ashley about her experiences on WWE NXT, what the future holds for this gorgeous young lady inside and outside the ring, bring up some current events, even more dealbreakers, and try to convince her to adopt Johnny Landin & feed him chicken 6 times a day. It's all in good fun with our favorite women's wrestler! All this and a possible return appearance by Michael Hutter? You won't want to miss this two hour special episode!

Former WWE NXT Superstar and current independent wrestling superstar Michael Hutter (formerly known as Derrick Bateman) is on a collision course June 30th, 2013 with Tim Donst at AIW Absolution 8, but first he makes a stop here on Asked to join us answering all the hard-hitting questions that people want to know the most such as "what is your favorite memory of your mother" and "when is the last time you ate a crayon?" All this and more - you won't want to miss this very entertaining guest on tonight's show!