The Stuart Bedasso Show

If there's a hell below, Lindsey Graham is having a cotillion there!  Eff you, bitch!  If you had all the money in the world, what would you do?  Probably not invent a space dick.  Dave has fish hands.  Zionists try to intimidate.  Not so fast losers.  Listen to Stuart Bedasso Radio at www.StuartBedasso.com.

2/3 of the hosts did not take their meds today.  Can you tell which ones?  What's the most ridiculous fashion trend you've tried?  Who or what has the algorithm tried to sell you?  We talk Civil War medicine.  Use your library; buy used media; eff The Man!  But listen to Stuart Bedasso Radio at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Why are all the zionists so damn ugly?  Sign up for the General Strike at https://generalstrikeus.com/.  Don't get sheepdogged again.  No dem will bring the structural changes we need.  Who's cleaning your hard drive when you die?  Listen to Stuart Bedasso Radio at www.StuartBedasso.com.

If you're out there trying to make a difference, you're probably going to have "imposter syndrome" hit you at some point - or all the points.  Whatcha gonna do?  The people running our stuff would be funny like a clown if people didn't die because of their shenanigans.  Weed saves!  Find out how.  Listen to Stuart Bedasso Radio at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave's digging the clips of the new Rush concerts, but not enough to pay $400 for a ticket.  Democrats would rather have no parties than admit Greens are right.  Activism is hard.  We show you in real time just how hard it is for folks to unite to fight The Man.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We find a yucky blast from the past.  What famous person have you peed next to?  Tell us!  You'd think that folks buying weed would be chill, but there's always a douche that ruins things for everyone.  Dave almost ruins a (different) good thing.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

It's a conspiracy!  Don't let Big Gluten win!  Let's talk about our food.  Spoiler Alert: If you don't want to know how 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche ends get ready to fast forward.  We model how to change the world.  We re-invent chess.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Melyssa tells us about her weed dream job.  Is it actualization?  One of Dave's doors has closed so he's run through another one.  Shocking.  What happens when you hang around Commies? Find out on this week's podcast!  Stick it to The Man at www.StuartBedasso.com

Dave has an unclaimed Clone-A-Willy.  Are revolutionaries doomed to only follow futbol?  People take video of random things on the street...then what?  We're waiting for Huckleberry Finn and Friends, literally.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

How do you find joy?  We try to make Carrie a woman.  We're in a dystopia, how are you going to deal with it?  We have ideas.  You can check out https://www.kloudforcongress.com if you're looking for something to support.  And as always, check us out at www.StuartBedasso.com.

More from Day 2 of REAF.  Our old friends, Martin from FFFunFurniture and the Pretty Kitties Burlesque Troup are back.  New friends, HiThereCatsuit and HeidiHeelz join us and are fantabulous!  You can find Fun Furniture at https://FFFunfurniture.com.  Add Pretty Kitties to your SB at https://www.instagram.com/prettykittiesburlesque/.  Listen to Authentically Kinky at https://authenticallykinky.com/the-podcast/.  And support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Who knew; recording audio next to the electrostim guy would mess with your sound.  We're back at REAF! With friends new and old.  This year we're not in strict chronological order...just because.  Check out Roc Pole and Fitness at https://www.rocpolefitness.com/.  Savage Madness is at https://www.etsy.com/shop/SavageMadness.  EnbyChain is at https://www.instagram.com/enbychain/.  More audio from REAF next week as well!

Melyssa's the Pusherman.  God Damn.  Once again, our pals at Empire Labs come through.  Clone that Willy, y'all!  We're down with Afroman.  The music's ok, but the suit rocks!  Sign up for the General Strike at www.generalstrikeus.com and support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave's having activist ennui.  Hide your children - he's going to write a children's book!  Who doesn't love Drag Bingo?  If it's you, you need to step out more often.  Learn a new language, any way you want to.  Don't forget to sign up for the General Strike at www.generalstrikeus.com then support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We keep getting pitches for absolutely horrible guests, when all we want is Codi Vore.  (hint, hint)  Everyone loves a parade; even if it's cold as you know what out.  Get ready geeks!  We're going to Linux.  Tech gods help us.  We miss Kellye Gray.  Peace.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Keep sharing the Epstein Files stuff.  You can find a CSA at https://www.localharvest.org/.  Then, contribute to candidates who will do what they say.  Brian McGinnis is at https://brianmcginnis.org/ and Butch Ware is at https://www.butchware4gov.com/.  Let's do this!  If you want the world to change, stop buying things to make yourself happy.  Reuse.  Fix things.  Use the library.  And of course, listen to Stuart Bedasso Radio at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave apologizes to Cynthia McKinney.  She was right.  Support her at https://mckinneyforgeorgia.com/.  News sources that aren't tied to zionists are at https://www.coolcatsforchange.com/p/news-sources.html.  We talk french fries.  We love us some fries.  You should be listening to Stuart Bedasso Radio at www.StuartBedasso.com.

It's always a fun day on TSBS when Special K sits in.  We address a complaint on our YouTube channel. Want to take the Harvard Implicit Bias Survey?  Go to https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/takeatest.html.  Melyssa derailed a Karen.  White guys - you can learn.  So learn, dammit!  We all miss that thing you do with your tongue.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Alex Vitale, author of The End of Policing is back to talk about the documentary he helped make called Sex Work: It's Just a Job.  We had a great conversation and came away with some action items.  So are you ready for some action?  Check out the movie at https://sexworkfilm.com/.  And support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

What is a leftist?  Could that be you?  We talk about how to change your community.  You can be an activist AND be passive-aggressive.  We're now on Rumble and UpScrolled. Check us out.  As always, support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Don't get what the General Strike on January 30th was all about?  We got you.  Listen up then go to https://generalstrikeus.com and sign up for the big one.  Remember, successful movements aren't always pretty.  If the Melania movie hasn't convinced you to boycott Amazon you are officially a bootlicker.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Social media sucks, but use it to help out activist groups in your area.  Fuck ICE and sign up for the General Strike at https://generalstrikeus.com.  See an unhoused person out in the cold?  DON'T call 911.  Find alternatives in your area.  The Canadian PM's speech at Davos was disgusting and sad.  Support us by listening to Stuart Bedasso Radio at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Melyssa has a stalker.  Join the General Strike.  Some activists can't read a room.  If you want to join a bitchin reading group go get Ecosocialism by Michael Lowy at Haymarket Books.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We really want you to sign up for the General Strike.  Let's stick it to The Man together at generalstrikeus.com.  How the elite educate their kids versus our kids.  Don't let this DJ into your event.  Can you stop violence with violence?  RFK Jr. is why you're sick.  Dave has another idea.  Uh-oh.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

What happens when MAGA's go woke?  There's a new member of the Gym Douches.  Meet DJ Fuck You.  And we need your input on who should be next. There's a holiday update. And support all our friends at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We're still shadowbanned - interact with our social media and stick it to The Man. https://linktr.ee/bedasso.  Michele Singer Reiner and her husband Rob were murdered and that sucks, but Rob sucked sometimes.  Be as conscientious of a consumer as you can - there is no perfect.  You can always do some of your shopping at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Looks like we've been shadowbanned.  Please support us by liking and sharing our social media.  Eff the holidays, don't be a douche all year.  Unity?  With effwads?  Nah.  We show you how small businesses can make a difference.  Time to start thinking community first.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

How many people are in your spank bank?  Not judging, just looking for ideas.  We're NOT going to have the guy who pays people to protest on the show.  Oh, we have the creepy.  Capitalism is killing us.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We really don't care if the Orange Gobblin gives head, sex with children is a no go. Start building communities, don't rely on heroes.  Do NOT use AI - period.  What is treason?  It's probably a myth.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

While there's no such things as "ethical capitalism" shopping at the Costco is better than most.  And speaking of capitalism, Dave's not spending hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on Rush tickets.  Can we slow down on the Momdani hype, please.  Don't wait for a hero, go get your hands dirty.  You should check out Cooperation Jackson. Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Once again, we're baaaack!  We debrief Dave's latest attempt to stick it to The Man.  Melyssa's on legal meth.  You can boof if you want to...cause your friends don't boof and if they don't boof then they're no friends of mine.  PSA: how to keep your sourdough bread fresh.  You're welcome.  Visit us at www.StuartBedasso.com

Once again, go to https://generalstrikeus.com to get on board.  This is where we have power to change the world.  You think you know what should be taught in our schools?  Eff off.  Dave needs help with the TikTok.  Go to @daveforchange to show some love.  Don't get tapped on the head again, ask us for help in finding that button.  Support us and listen to cool stuff at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Yeah, yeah, we know.  We recorded the show a week ago and just getting to posting it.  Dave gets together with most of the old crew.  Party animals they're not.  Unique issues for candidates - lawn sign problems.  Kenny Rogers said it best when it came to Facebook posts...know when to walk away.  The universe is always telling us to eff off, but are we listening?  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

The only thing we have left to change the direction we're going in is a general strike.  Sign up at generalstrikeus.com.  You like books?  We got books.  Use comedy to deal with stuff - but not at the expense of action.  You can support Dave's effort to stick it to The Man at www.daveforchange.org.

Carrie is moving...into her 20's.  Let's have a garage sale!  Melyssa is also selling stuff.  Whatever happened to the Dark Brothers?  Was Jaws a "monster movie"?  Are you good enough for house water?  Get your special drawer stuff at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Melyssa's experiencing working in retail - digital style.  Is Reddit the cesspool we hear it is?  More tales from Dave's campaign for local office.  We ain't scared of your passive-aggressiveness!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Is it end stage capitalism or folks just getting their kicks...or both!  Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap, because...you asked for it?  Carrie's got a new 2nd job.  We're looking up dinglberry porn.  You can jig if you want to.  Support us always at www.StuartBedasso.com

Here's part 2 of our time at the 2025 Rochester Erotic Arts Festival.  We talked to Some really rad folks, including the Pretty Kitties Burlesque cats, Martin from F&F, and more.  In fact, we ran out of time so we'll be posting more audio from REAF on our Patreon page.  Stay tuned.  If you're into the kinky, this show's for you!  As always, support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We're back at the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival.  Part 1 of our conversations with friends new and old.  We've got to try the pancakes in Florida!  One day the 2 of you are going to the prom, 20 years later you're swapping in a hotel.  The latest Hallmark Channel movie?  We talk erotic make-up with a pro.  Shout out to our friends at Clone-A-Willy for hooking us up with the goods once again!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We do what all the cool kids are doing these days...no, not THAT...unboxing!  We find out what Empire Labs sent us to raffle off at the Erotic Arts Festival in a couple of weeks.  We really are OG Podcasters.  How do peons such as us fix this mess of a country?  Two words.  General Strike.  Check out www.GeneralStrikeUS.com.  Then support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

A St. Patrick's Day Parade for the ages!  Dave gets flipped off by The Man.  Melyssa's Medicaid Matters!  We have the best friends; Empire Labs is hooking us up, again!  Nothing sexier than ducks in vans.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

To all you yard freaks out there - don't clean up yet!  There are still pollinators sleeping and we need them.  Wait another month.  Tonic Water is the devil's ass swill.  Bro, if you can't find the Clitoris, don't call yourself out.  Important social etiquette discussion - should you talk to someone while they're peeing?  Peace out, Jensen.  www.StuartBedasso.com.

Let's cut to the chase; there's not a lot of sexy or funny here.  But if you're worrying about the state of things, we're all up in that.  Dave's trying to change things at a local level and that includes parades!. March in a parade!  You can make the one-day boycott a full-time thing; just do it one thing at a time.  Make us focus on our Patreon account by subscribing at www.patreon.com/bedasso.

Carrie and Dave hold down the fort.  Carrie has a doppleganger out there somewhere.  Where are you Carrie II?  We traverse through the boycott jungle.  Be careful or you'll end up smelling like Dave.  We find out after the show that Carrie doesn't actually know what pegging is.  Here's a list of social media accounts you should follow:  https://www.coolcatsforchange.com/p/news-sources.html.  And as always, support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave gets sent to the showers.  It was probably for the best.  There's a lot of cool things about running for office, having to listen to politicians is not one of them.  Yuck.  Bad beer is in the mouth of the beholder.  We kick Target to the curb.  Hello Costco!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com

When it comes to social etiquette we're all trained monkeys; but some of us are more trained than others.  Are you ready to start protesting yet?  An audio podcast talks about sign language.  This should go well.  Know Your Rights.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com

All the bread, but without the carbs!  But don't get us started on apples.  We'll cut you.  So apparently having a place to live is Marxist.  Sure, why not!  Your boy, Bernie.  Yeah, he voted for Marco Rubio to be our Secretary of State.  Still feelin that Bern?  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Pick your nose, at your own risk!  We may have discovered the worst internship ever!  Melyssa's talking about Jen's Artisan Bread in Rochester.  Get your hands on some if you can.  Dave fights Zionism with recycling.  Listen to our 24/7 radio station and more at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Suckhole James Woods says we should burn all the Palestinians, then cries when his house catches fire.  Karma's a bitch DB.  Local electeds who hold "public" hearings during the workday, don't really want to hear from you.  You know who you are.  We're helping Carrie hook-up.  Get YOUR thrills at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Special K is back!  Finally!  And while Carrie isn't here, we still talk about what's inside her, if you catch my drift. Whatever you do, don't turn your back on Nanna; she'll cut your commie ass.  Where do you get your news?  We help out a little.  The ONE time Dave's mind should be in the gutter... there's more at www.StuartBedasso.com.