The Three Gaffers Podcast

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The Three Gaffers Podcast

Three clubs. Three opinions. One beautiful game."The Three Gaffers Podcast" brings you football talk from three hilariously deluded fans. Edward Brookes (Arsenal), Joe Lowden (Newcastle United), and James Francis (Manchester United) debate the biggest matches, drop wild opinions, and deliver plenty of laughs. From Premier League drama to ridiculous predictions, nothing’s off-limits. Tune in weekly for raw banter, bold takes, and beautiful chaos from three totally biased gaffers.

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    GUNNERS BOTTLE FINAL!!!

    GUNNERS BOTTLE FINAL!!! | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 27The Three Gaffers are back for another huge episode packed with Premier League drama, European action, and plenty of chaos. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this week’s show covers all the fallout from Gameweek 31 — and there is a LOT to get into.We start with the big talking point… Arsenal’s disastrous cup final. Despite progressing in Europe, the Gunners suffer a crushing 2–0 defeat to Manchester City in the Carabao Cup Final. Have Arsenal bottled it on the big stage once again? The debate gets heated as the Gaffers break it all down.On the European front, it’s a completely different story for Ed, as Arsenal advance to the Champions League Quarter Finals where they’ll face Sporting Lisbon. Meanwhile, Joe is on the receiving end of absolute carnage as Newcastle are humiliated 7–2 by Barcelona, crashing out of the competition in brutal fashion — and yes, he doesn’t hear the end of it.Across the Premier League, there were massive results everywhere. Gaffer James’ Manchester United are held to a 2–2 draw by Bournemouth, Liverpool fall to a 2–1 defeat away at Brighton, and Everton stun Chelsea with a dominant 3–0 win. Fulham beat Burnley 3–1, Aston Villa secure a 2–0 win over West Ham, and Sunderland beat Newcastle 2–1 AGAIN, piling even more misery onto Joe. Is it time for the awkward conversation “Eddie Howe IN or Eddie Howe OUT?!?”. Spurs’ nightmare continues with a heavy 3–0 loss to Nottingham Forest.To wrap things up, the FPL segment returns with the title race tighter than ever. Edward posts the highest score of the week, bringing him level and making it a neck-and-neck battle for top spot, while Joe drifts further and further away at the bottom of the table.Plenty of laughs, heated debates and classic Three Gaffers chaos throughout.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    CITY SLIP UP!!!

    CITY SLIP UP!!! | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 26The Three Gaffers are back for another massive episode as the Premier League title race takes yet another dramatic turn. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this week’s show covers all the chaos from Gameweeks 29 & 30 — and the pressure at the top is reaching new heights.Gaffer Ed is absolutely loving it as Arsenal secure a 2–0 win over Everton, with history being made as Max Dowman scores a last-minute winner to become the youngest EVER Premier League goalscorer. With Manchester City slipping up and drawing 1–1 with West Ham, Arsenal now sit 9 points clear at the top — with City only having a game in hand. Is this finally their year?James is back in full voice after Manchester United’s impressive 3–1 win over Aston Villa, while Joe finally has something to celebrate as Newcastle pull off a big 1–0 win over Chelsea. But throughout the episode, it’s James vs Joe as the two constantly go at each other with non-stop wind-ups — the big question is, who actually comes out on top?The Gaffers break down all the key results, talking points and what it means for the title race heading into the final stretch of the season.To round things off, the FPL segment returns with the mini-league tighter than ever. Edward claws it back to go level with James at the top, while Joe remains adrift in last place, hoping for a late comeback. The Gaffers run through their teams, big decisions and what could decide it all.Plenty of laughs, heated debates and classic Three Gaffers chaos throughout.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    SPURS GOING DOWN?!?

    SPURS GOING DOWN?!? | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 25The Three Gaffers are back for another chaotic week of Premier League drama, banter and big talking points. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this episode dives into everything from Gameweek 28 — and the headlines are getting bigger every week.Gaffer Ed is in great spirits after Arsenal secure a huge 2–1 win over Chelsea, strengthening their position at the top and keeping the momentum firmly with the Gunners. The debate continues… could this finally be Arsenal’s year?James is celebrating as Manchester United pick up a 2–1 win away at Crystal Palace. Let’s just say it might not have been the prettiest victory, but three points are three points — and James is more than happy to take them.Meanwhile, Joe has a rough week as Newcastle suffer an embarrassing 3–2 defeat at home to Everton, giving Edward and James plenty of ammunition to wind him up throughout the episode.The Gaffers also dive into one of the biggest stories of the weekend — Spurs losing 2–1 to Fulham, leaving them dangerously close to the relegation zone. Could Tottenham actually be dragged into a relegation battle this season? The debate gets lively as the boys break it all down.To wrap things up, the FPL segment returns with the mini-league tighter than ever. Edward claws back the gap on James and the two are now level at the top of the table, while Joe finds himself sitting alone at the bottom trying to mount a late comeback. The Gaffers run through their teams, big decisions and what could decide the title in the final stretch.Plenty of laughs, heated debates and classic Three Gaffers chaos throughout.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    NORTH LONDON IS RED!!!

    NORTH LONDON IS RED!!! | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 24The Three Gaffers are back with another huge Premier League roundup as Gameweek 27 delivers drama at both ends of the table. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this week’s episode is packed with derby dominance, title race twists, and plenty of classic banter.Gaffer Ed is flying after Arsenal dismantle local rivals Spurs 4–1 in a ruthless North London derby performance. Eze grabs a brilliant brace — he really does love playing Spurs — while Viktor Gyökeres steals the headlines with a brace of his own and a commanding man-of-the-match display. North London is red once again, and the celebrations are in full swing.James is equally upbeat as Manchester United grind out a narrow 1–0 win away at Everton, continuing Carrick’s incredible start in charge. The momentum is building at Old Trafford, and James isn’t shy about reminding everyone.Meanwhile, Joe’s Newcastle push Manchester City all the way at the Etihad but fall to a 2–1 defeat, with an O’Reilly brace keeping the title race alive and piling even more pressure on Arsenal at the top.To wrap things up, it’s time for the FPL segment. James remains top, Ed closes the gap slightly, and Joe makes up ground after a strong week. With the mini-league tighter than ever, the Gaffers break down their teams, big calls and what could decide it all.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    CITY SMELLS BLOOD!!!

    CITY SMELLS BLOOD!!! | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 23The Three Gaffers are back in full force as the Premier League title race takes another dramatic turn. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this week’s episode breaks down all the fallout from Gameweek 26 — and the pressure at the top is rising fast.Arsenal’s lead is cut to just four points after Gaffer Ed’s side are held to a frustrating 1–1 draw away at Brentford. Meanwhile, Manchester City send a statement to the rest of the league with a dominant 3–0 win over Fulham, and suddenly the momentum feels like it’s shifting. Has the title race officially swung back in City’s favour?James sees Manchester United’s winning run come to an end with a disappointing 1–1 draw against relegation-battling West Ham, while Joe can finally celebrate as Newcastle secure a much-needed 2–1 victory over struggling Spurs. Relief all round — but can they build on it?The episode wraps up with the FPL roundup, where James remains top of the mini-league, Ed is close behind keeping the pressure on, and Joe sits 20–30 points adrift but still hopeful of a late surge. The Gaffers break down their teams, big calls and what could decide the run-in.Plenty of debate, big reactions and classic Three Gaffers banter throughout.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    TITLE RACE BACK ON!!!

    TITLE RACE BACK ON!!! | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 22The Three Gaffers return for another huge Premier League breakdown as the title race takes yet another twist. Hosted this week by Edward Brookes and Joe Lowden — with James Francis away on holiday — the lads dive into all the talking points from Gameweek 25 and there’s plenty to unpack.Arsenal continue to set the pace at the top of the table, with Gaffer Ed’s side cruising to a comfortable 3–0 win at home to Sunderland to remain six points clear. However, the pressure is back on after Manchester City produce a massive statement result, beating Liverpool 2–1 away at Anfield to keep the title race alive. Aston Villa drop points once again with a 1–1 draw against Bournemouth, further shaking up the top end of the table.Elsewhere, James’s Manchester United — even without him in the studio — extend their winning run to four games with an impressive 2–0 home win over Spurs. Meanwhile, Joe’s Newcastle United suffer another painful setback, losing 3–2 at St James’ Park to Brentford in a result that sparks plenty of frustration and debate.The episode wraps up with the FPL segment, where James has moved top of the mini-league despite being away, Ed is hot on his heels, and Joe finds himself around 30 points adrift. The Gaffers break down their teams, decisions, and where it all went right or wrong as the fantasy battle heats up.Plenty of laughs, analysis, and classic Three Gaffers banter throughout.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    TITLE RACE CHAOS!!!

    The Three Gaffers are back for another huge week of Premier League drama, big results, and elite banter. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this episode breaks down everything from a chaotic Gameweek 24 that has completely shaken up the title race.Arsenal extending their lead at the top of the table, as Gaffer Ed’s Gunners go six points clear after a dominant 4–0 win away at Leeds. Manchester City drop points with a 2–2 draw against Spurs, while Aston Villa suffer a shock 1–0 defeat to 10-man Brentford, giving Arsenal a massive advantage in the race for the title.James is in high spirits once again as Manchester United edge past Fulham in a narrow 3–2 victory, continuing their impressive winning run — and yes, James is getting more carried away by the week. Meanwhile, Joe’s misery continues as Newcastle United are thumped 4–1 at Anfield, providing plenty of ammunition for the wind-ups.The episode wraps up with the FPL segment, where things are tighter than ever. Ed and James are now level at the top of the table, while Joe sits around 30 points behind them both. The Gaffers break down their teams, their decisions, and where things went right (or very wrong).Plenty of laughs, heated debates, and classic Three Gaffers chaos throughout.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    CUNHA BELIEVE IT!!!

    CUNHA BELIEVE IT!!! | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 20The Three Gaffers are back for another blockbuster episode packed with Premier League drama, outrageous results, and relentless banter. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this week’s show covers all the chaos from Gameweeks 22 & 23 — and it might be fair to say Gaffer James is absolutely loving life.The lads dive into a perfect couple of gameweeks for James, including Liverpool drawing at home to Burnley, Manchester United beating rivals Manchester City 2–0, Liverpool then losing to Bournemouth, and the biggest talking point of all… James’s Manchester United going to the Emirates and beating Edward’s Arsenal 3–2 in a thrilling encounter. The big question gets asked — is this the beginning of Arsenal bottling the league, or simply a bump in the road?While James is flying, things couldn’t be more different for Joe. Newcastle stumble to a 0–0 draw with bottom-of-the-league Wolves before suffering a disappointing 2–0 defeat at home to Aston Villa, leaving Joe under heavy fire from the other Gaffers as his misery continues.To wrap things up, it’s time for the FPL roundup, where James has clawed himself back to just two points behind Joe, while Edward stretches his advantage over Joe to 18 points — but with plenty of the season still to play.Plenty of laughs, big reactions, and classic Three Gaffers chaos throughout.
Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe, and join us next week for another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    FA CUP HAT-TRICK!!!

    FA CUP HAT-TRICK | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 19The Three Gaffers are back with another action-packed episode full of Premier League drama, FA Cup chaos, and plenty of banter. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this week’s episode covers everything from Gameweek 21 to a wild round of FA Cup fixtures that delivered some huge talking points.The lads break down all the FA Cup action, starting with Arsenal’s emphatic 4–1 win over Portsmouth, where Gabriel Martinelli silenced his critics with a stunning hat-trick after the criticism he received last week. Newcastle survive a nervy tie against Bournemouth, scraping through on penalties thanks to some huge saves from Aaron Ramsdale. And then there’s Manchester United… crashing out of their final remaining competition after a 2–1 home defeat to Brighton, leaving the Gaffers asking James the brutal question — can it get any worse from here?Alongside the cup drama, the episode also features a full Premier League Gameweek 21 roundup, with analysis, reactions and the usual Three Gaffers chaos throughout.To finish things off, it’s time for the FPL update, where the table has been flipped once again. Joe has surged past James to climb into second place, James finds himself rooted to the bottom, and Edward is just about clinging on at the top.Plenty of laughs, debates and classic wind-ups in this one.Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe, and join us next week for another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    AMORIM GETS THE SACK!!!

    AMORIM GETS THE SACK | The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 18The Three Gaffers are back for another explosive week of Premier League drama, big headlines, and nonstop banter. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, this episode centres around the news that has completely rocked English football — Rúben Amorim has been sacked as Manchester United manager. James has plenty to say on the situation, while Joe does his best to shut him down before things spiral… with mixed success.The lads then break down all the Premier League action from Gameweek 20, including Arsenal’s huge 3–2 away win at Bournemouth, a solid 2–0 victory for Newcastle against Crystal Palace, and Manchester United being held to a frustrating 1–1 draw by relegation-battling Leeds. There’s plenty of reaction, debate and analysis as the Gaffers unpack what these results mean heading into the business end of the season.To round things off, we dive into the FPL segment, where the banter ramps up once again and the league standings start to take shape.As always, expect laughs, arguments, hot takes and classic Three Gaffers chaos throughout.Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe — and join us next week for another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 15 - LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!The Three Gaffers are back — and this time, we’re LIVE! Join hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden for a special Christmas edition of the podcast, filmed in front of a live studio audience. This festive episode is filled with energy, laughter, and unforgettable moments as the gaffers bring the chaos, banter and football talk to an audience.We kick off with the full Premier League round-up, breaking down all the key results, shocks and storylines from the week. With a studio audience reacting in real time, every debate, hot take and prediction becomes even more entertaining.The episode also features our Live Q&A Session, where members of the audience put their questions, opinions and football hot takes directly to the gaffers — no script, no filters, just unfiltered football chat.We round things off with a lively FPL segment, as the battle in The Three Gaffers mini-league heats up. Ed, James and Joe review their gameweeks with plenty of laughs, reactions and audience involvement.Packed with festive cheer, behind-the-scenes moments, bloopers and plenty of Christmas chaos, this episode is easily one of our best yet.Make sure to like, comment and subscribe, and join us again next week for another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast!

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    UNITED REVIVE TOP 6 HOPES!!!

    UNITED REVIVE TOP 6 HOPES!!! | The Three Gaffers Podcast – Series 2 Episode 14Welcome back to another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast, hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden.This week, the Gaffers dive into a huge set of Premier League results. Joe finally has something to smile about as Newcastle smash Everton 4-1 away from home, giving their season a much-needed spark. James is buzzing after Manchester United revive their top six hopes with an impressive 2-1 win over Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park, praising the team’s resilience and improvement. Edward breaks down Arsenal’s hard-fought draw at Stamford Bridge, where both the Gunners and Chelsea felt they could have taken all three points. Arsenal remain five points clear at the top of the table — but with pressure building, the question remains: can they finally get the title over the line this year, or is another late-season heartbreak looming?The boys also look over all the remaining results from around the league, discussing the key storylines, standout performances and the shifts taking place across the table.The episode wraps up with the FPL segment, where things are getting tense. Edward still leads, James is closing the gap fast, and Joe is slipping further behind — to the point the lads can barely hear him from the top of the table. It’s shaping up to be a dramatic finish as all three gaffers push for that number one spot.Make sure to tune in next week for our Christmas Special Live Episode.Don’t forget to like, comment and subscribe, and join us again for another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast.

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    EZE PAINTS NORTH LONDON RED!!!

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 13 – EZE PAINTS NORTH LONDON RED!!!The Gaffers are back for another massive week of Premier League madness, and this episode has everything — drama, shock results, derby destruction, and FPL chaos. Hosted by Edward Brookes, James Francis and Joe Lowden, with Joe tuning in all the way from Marseille as he travels for Newcastle’s Champions League clash at the Stade Vélodrome!We kick things off with Liverpool’s humiliating 3-0 defeat at home to Nottingham Forest, a result that sends shockwaves through the league. Then it’s Joe’s Newcastle pulling off a stunning 2-1 win against Manchester City, giving the Toon Army a glimmer of hope at last. But the headline moment of the week belongs to Edward’s Arsenal as the Gunners smash Spurs 4-1 in the North London Derby, with a sensational hattrick from Eberechi Eze painting North London red and sending Arsenal seven points clear of City and six clear of Chelsea!James doesn’t escape the pain either, as Manchester United suffer an embarrassing 1-0 defeat to ten-man Everton at Old Trafford — definitely a day to forget for the Red Devils and one James won’t be allowed to move on from anytime soon.We break down all the major Premier League results, the title race picture, derby reactions, Joe’s French adventure, and all the laughs and arguments you’ve come to expect from The Three Gaffers.To wrap things up, the FPL segment returns — and things are heating up fast. Edward pulls ahead in the league table. With tensions rising and bragging rights on the line, who will finish top come the end of the season?Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe — and join us next week for another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast!

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    CITY CLOSE GAP ON ARSENAL!!!

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 12 – CITY CLOSE GAP ON ARSENAL Your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden are back with another jam-packed week of Premier League chaos, banter, and big talking points.We kick things off with Manchester United’s dramatic 2-2 draw away at Spurs, despite going down to ten men. James is buzzing with United’s resilience as they fight until the last whistle. Arsenal are held to a 2-2 draw at the Stadium of Light, with Sunderland showing they’re not just here to survive the Premier League—they’re here to compete. Meanwhile, Joe’s Newcastle somehow find a way to make things even worse, suffering another painful defeat, losing 3-1 to Brentford in what was a truly embarrassing performance.We also dive into Manchester City’s emphatic 3-0 win over Liverpool, a result that may well knock Liverpool out of the title race and put City firmly on Arsenal’s tail. Let’s just say Ed is absolutely NOT thrilled about the idea of City catching Arsenal for the Premier League title.The Gaffers go through all the other results from this week’s Premier League action, delivering plenty of banter, laughs, and in-depth football analysis along the way.We wrap things up with the intense FPL segment, where all three Gaffers are neck and neck as the season heats up. Is this going to go right down to the wire? It’s looking like an incredibly close finish.🎧 Tune in for elite banter, bold takes, and plenty of chaos — and let us know in the comments: Can City catch Arsenal and win the Premier League Title?

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    EDDIE HOWE OUT?!?

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 11 – EDDIE HOWE OUT?!?Your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden are back for another chaotic and hilarious week of Premier League drama!In this episode, the Gaffers break down all the biggest moments from the weekend’s fixtures — including Joe’s Newcastle’s embarrassing 3-1 defeat to West Ham, Ed’s Arsenal cruising to a 2-0 win at Turf Moor to stay top of the table, and James’s Manchester United salvaging a 2-2 draw against Nottingham Forest. Let’s just say Joe doesn’t escape lightly this week as the lads lay into him for his endless Newcastle optimism. Ed’s convinced it’s finally Arsenal’s year (again), while James fires back to the top of the Three Gaffers FPL table after a massive week — leaving Joe in the mud after captaining one-point wonder Woltemade!Packed with banter, analysis, and plenty of laughs, this episode is one you won’t want to miss.Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and tune in next week for another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast

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    CAN CITY STOP ARSENAL???

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 10 – CAN CITY STOP ARSENAL???The Gaffers are back with another brilliant episode full of chaos, banter, and Premier League madness! Join your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden as they dive into all the biggest stories from another wild week of football.We kick things off with a full Premier League Round-Up, covering all the major talking points. Joe’s Newcastle grab a solid 2-1 win against Fulham, Ed’s Arsenal keep their title charge alive with an iconic 1-0 victory over Crystal Palace — featuring a goal from Eze against his former club — and James’s Manchester United put on a show, beating Brighton 4-2!The big question of the week — Can Manchester City stop Arsenal? Ed certainly doesn’t think so, as he passionately declares this could finally be Arsenal’s year to win the Premier League. With Arsenal now six points clear of City and seven ahead of Liverpool, the title race is heating up fast! Of course, the banter doesn’t stop there. “Jealous Joe” keeps interrupting and trying to silence Gaffer James, tempers flare as Joe loses it at Van de Ven during the FPL segment, and Ed just won’t stop bragging as his so-called “master plan” finally pays off — putting him top of the Gaffer FPL table!It’s another hilarious, unpredictable, and debate-filled episode full of laughs, football chat, and the classic Gaffer energy you know and love.🎧 Tune in for elite banter, bold takes, and plenty of chaos — and let us know in the comments: Is this finally Arsenal’s year to win the league?

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    UNITED HUMBLE LIVERPOOL!!!

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 9 – UNITED HUMBLE LIVERPOOL!!!The Gaffers are back with another massive episode full of laughs, chaos, and Premier League drama! Join your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden as they dive into all the biggest stories from the weekend’s action.We kick things off with the full Premier League Round-Up, and what a week it’s been! Joe’s Newcastle suffer an embarrassing defeat to Brighton, Ed’s Arsenal grab a gritty 1-0 away win against Fulham to stay top of the Premier League, and the headline of the weekend — James’s Manchester United HUMBLE Liverpool at Anfield in one of the biggest shocks of the season! HARRY MAGUIREEEEEE!!!We also break down all the other key fixtures, including the game of the weekend: Crystal Palace 3-3 Bournemouth, a true goal-fest that had everything — “BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, Mateta’s in the room!”As always, there’s no shortage of banter between the Gaffers. Jealous Joe keeps interrupting and trying to silence James after United’s huge win, while Ed passionately preaches that this is finally Arsenal’s year to lift the Premier League trophy.Expect wild takes, hilarious debates, and endless laughs as the lads deliver another unforgettable episode packed with football chat and chaos from start to finish.🎧 Tune in for all the action, banter, and madness — and let us know in the comments… is the title race back on, and have United just changed everything?

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    CHELSEA BREAK SCOUSE HEARTS!!!

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 8 – CHELSEA BREAK SCOUSE HEARTS!!!The Gaffers are back — and this time, it’s LIVE! 🎙️Join your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden for the first ever Three Gaffers Live Audience Episode! The crowd was electric, the banter was flying, and James got plenty of cheers from the fans.We kick things off with a full Premier League Round-Up, covering all the biggest games from the week. Chelsea break Scouse hearts with a dramatic late win over Liverpool, Manchester United finally look strong again after a 2-0 win over Sunderland, Joe’s Newcastle claim a solid 2-0 victory over Nottingham Forest, and Ed’s Arsenal keep the pressure on at the top with a 2-0 win against West Ham.For the first time ever, we bring in a Live Audience Q&A Segment, where fans got to ask questions, share opinions, and challenge the Gaffers on everything from their clubs to wild football takes — and let’s just say, it didn’t disappoint!We wrap things up with the much-loved Three Gaffers FPL Segment, where Ed and Joe both had incredible gameweeks, catching up to James and narrowing the gap to just 7 points between all three Gaffers.Expect laughs, live reactions, top-tier football chat, and of course, Ed’s rambling delusions about Arsenal winning the league. This episode truly has it all — football, chaos, and comedy at its finest! ⚽🔥🎧 Tune in, join the banter, and don’t miss out on one of our most entertaining episodes yet!

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    TITLE RACE IS BACK ON?!?

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 7 – TITLE RACE IS BACK ON?!? The Three Gaffers are back with one of our best episodes yet — and this week we’re celebrating James’s birthday in style! Expect balloons, a card, a heartfelt (and slightly chaotic) birthday song, and plenty of laughs before we get stuck into another huge week of football.We kick things off with our Premier League Gameweek Roundup. Manchester United fall to an embarrassing 3-1 defeat against Brentford, sparking serious questions about Amorim’s future and whether this could be the beginning of the end. Liverpool also suffer a shock 2-1 loss away at Crystal Palace, with ex-Arsenal man Eddie Nketiah grabbing a dramatic late winner to blow the title race wide open. Edward’s Arsenal make the most of Liverpool’s slip-up by clinching a massive 2-1 victory over Joe’s Newcastle at St. James’ Park, thanks to Gabriel’s late goal. Safe to say Ed is buzzing while Joe spends much of the episode whining about referee decisions.From there, the Gaffers dive into their FPL segment, where all three have plenty to brag (or cry) about. Joe gambles on his Free Hit, and for once it actually pays off brilliantly, much to his delight — and to Ed and James’s frustration.Between James’s birthday chaos, Joe’s constant complaints, and Ed celebrating another Arsenal win, this episode is packed with football analysis, banter, and classic Gaffer roasting.🎧 Tune in for laughs, heated debates, and plenty of drama — and stick around for the announcement of next week’s very first live audience episode!

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    ARSENAL LEAVE IT LATE

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 6 – ARSENAL LEAVE IT LATE Your hosts Edward Brookes, Joe Lowden, and James Francis are back with another episode full of Premier League drama, Champions League action, and plenty of banter.This week, we kick things off with a full Premier League Gameweek roundup. Arsenal left it late against Manchester City as Ed’s starboy Gabriel Martinelli snatched a dramatic equaliser. Newcastle and Bournemouth served up the most boring 0-0 of the season, while James’s Manchester United finally gave him something to smile about with a 2-1 win over 10-man Chelsea.Then it’s on to the Champions League: Arsenal beat Athletic Bilbao 2-0 with another Martinelli goal, Joe’s Newcastle fell 2-1 to Barcelona, and… well, James’s United still aren’t in Europe at all.To wrap things up, we check in on our FPL Gameweek results, where all three Gaffers had strong weeks — the mini-league is heating up fast!Plenty of football chat, laughs, and classic Gaffer roasting throughout — you don’t want to miss this one.🎧 Tune in and let us know: who impressed you this week, and who bottled it?

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    LUCKY LIVERPOOL STRIKES AGAIN

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 5 – LUCKY LIVERPOOL STRIKES AGAIN Your hosts Edward Brookes, Joe Lowden, and James Francis are back for another week of Premier League chaos, Champions League chatter, and plenty of banter.We kick things off with a full Premier League Gameweek roundup, including Arsenal’s dominant 3-0 win over Nottingham Forest, Newcastle finally scraping by Wolves to grab their first win of the season, and the big talking point — James’s Manchester United suffering a painful 3-0 defeat to rivals Manchester City. Let’s just say the banter doesn’t stop there.The Gaffers then dive into the start of the Champions League campaign: Ed’s Arsenal take on Athletic Bilbao, Joe’s Newcastle face Barcelona, and well… James’s United aren’t in Europe at all.To wrap things up, it’s time for our FPL Gameweek review, where all three had impressive scores. James storms ahead in the mini-league, while Ed just wants to storm through his team.Plenty of football talk, laughs, and classic Gaffer roasting throughout — don’t miss this one!🎧 Tune in and let us know: who impressed you most this week, and who bottled it?

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    HEATED TRANSFER DEBATE

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 4 - HEATED TRANSFER DEBATEThis might just be the most heated, argumentative, and funniest episode yet of The Three Gaffers Podcast! Hosted by your three Gaffers — Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden — all three are on the wind-up, all convinced their clubs have had the best transfer window… but let’s just say, not everyone agrees.The episode kicks off with a look back at the international break results and all the biggest news in world football this week, before the lads dive into their Premier League Gameweek predictions for next weekend. Things really explode, though, when the Gaffers launch into their brand-new segment: the Premier League Transfer Window Tier List. Expect chaos, hot takes, and full-on meltdowns as the debates get fiery, Joe defends his beloved Newcastle to the point of tears, while Edward and James can’t stop gloating about Arsenal’s and Manchester United’s “perfect” windows.Plenty of laughs, arguments, and classic Gaffer banter from start to finish — this is one you don’t want to miss!🎧 Tune in, join the debate, and tell us in the comments: who really had the best transfer window?

  23. 16

    MAN UNITED ZERO TO HERO

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 3 – MAN UNITED ZERO TO HERO One of the funniest episodes yet! Your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden are back for another chaotic week of Premier League chat, banter, and meltdowns as the Gaffers wind each other up over their clubs’ results.This week, Manchester United suffer a historic embarrassment, crashing out of the EFL Cup to League Two side Grimsby Town—and let’s just say James doesn’t hear the end of it. United are able to get their first win of the season against Burnley which takes them above rivals City. Meanwhile, Joe’s Newcastle are still searching for their first win of the season after drawing with Leeds, leaving him desperate for a breakthrough in the 2025/26 campaign. As for Ed, he’s not in the best mood either, with Arsenal slipping to a 1-0 defeat against Liverpool at Anfield—"Second again, ole ole!"Alongside the chaos, the lads also break down the rest of the Premier League Gameweek results, give their thoughts on this summer’s transfer window, and reflect on the biggest deadline day deals. Expect plenty of football insight, even more laughs, and some classic Gaffer roasting throughout.

  24. 15

    NEWCASTLE FALLING DOWN

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 2 – Newcastle Falling Down We’re back with another episode of The Three Gaffers Podcast with your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden! Gameweek 2 of the Premier League had it all: Arsenal smashed Leeds 5-0 to go top of the table (Ed won’t shut up about it), James’s Manchester United are still searching for their first win after drawing away to Fulham, and Joe is fuming as Newcastle fell to a last-minute defeat against Liverpool while down to ten men. We also get stuck into the transfer news, including the huge headline of Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, before finishing with The Three Gaffers FPL, where we reveal our scores and see who’s off to a flying start and who’s already struggling. Loads of football talk, plenty of laughs, and classic Gaffer banter from start to finish—don’t miss it!

  25. 14

    ARSENAL SCHOOL UNITED

    The Three Gaffers Podcast | Series 2, Episode 1 – ARSENAL SCHOOL UNITED We’re back! Your hosts Edward Brookes, James Francis, and Joe Lowden return for the start of Series 2 just in time for the brand new Premier League season.In this episode, the Gaffers dive into all the drama from Gameweek 1—from heroic wins and shocking upsets to standout performances and big talking points. The banter is flying straight away as Edward’s beloved Arsenal take all three points at Old Trafford, leaving James fuming after his Manchester United side fell short on opening weekend.Expect plenty of laughs, cheeky digs, proper football analysis, and classic Gaffer chaos throughout.🎧 Sit back, tune in, and let us know your thoughts on the opening weekend—who impressed you the most, and who bottled it?

  26. 13

    FPL & PREM PREDICTIONS

    Your hosts Edward Brookes and James Francis are holding down the fort in the studio, while Joe Lowden joins all the way from sunny France via video call for another chaotic episode of The Three Gaffers.In the first half, the lads give their Premier League Top 6 predictions for the 25/26 season—and let’s just say there are some very controversial takes and bold shouts that are bound to ruffle a few feathers.In the second half, it’s time for our brand new FPL segment! The Gaffers run through their individual Fantasy Premier League drafts, showing off their “elite” ball knowledge…well, except for Joe, whose draft might just be more comedy than competition.While Joe’s living it up on holiday, Edward and James are having a laugh in the studio—expect plenty of banter, questionable opinions, and a few hot takes you’ll want to argue with in the comments.🎧 Watch, listen, and let us know your Top 6 predictions and FPL tips for the season!

  27. 12

    TRANSFER TALK - EP6 | TURMOIL FOR NEWCASTLE

    It’s all kicking off on this week’s Transfer Talk with Edward Brookes, Joe Lowden, and James Francis, and trust us—this is easily our best episode yet!Things go from bad to worse for Joe as rumours swirl that Alexander Isak has requested to leave Newcastle, and to make matters worse... they’ve missed out on every major transfer target this summer. Edward and James are relentless with the wind-ups, and Joe is barely holding it together.But it’s not all pain (well… mostly for Joe). We take a moment to celebrate the incredible Lionesses, who made history by winning back-to-back Euros—a proud moment for English football and an absolute buzz for fans across the country.Meanwhile, Edward is practically levitating as we discuss the “HERE WE GO” for Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal. Has Arteta finally found his striker? One thing’s for sure—Ed is not keeping it chill.We also break down the latest Premier League and European transfer rumours, from realistic moves to ridiculous links, all with that signature Gaffers banter and no-filter opinions.Tune in for the laughs, the takes, and the top-tier football chat. And yes, Joe gets roasted. Again.

  28. 11

    TRANSFER TALK – EP5 | NO NEWS-CASTLE?!

    TRANSFER TALK – EP5 | NO NEWS-CASTLE?! The Gaffers are back for another round of football chaos in Transfer Talk – Episode 5, and this one’s full of laughs, rumours, and classic Gaffer wind-ups.This week, things get awkward for Joe as Newcastle United go completely silent in the transfer market... so naturally, Ed and James take full advantage, roasting him at every opportunity. Is the No News-castle era upon us?We also dive into the big question: Will Arsenal finally get their man in Viktor Gyokeres Will Alexander Isak leave Newcastle this summer? Joe’s clinging to Isak like it’s GCSE results day, and the Gaffers aren’t holding back.Plus, we break down the latest breaking transfer news from around the football world—who’s moving, who’s stalling, and which clubs are quietly making big moves. From gossip to serious speculation, we've got it all covered.Expect plenty of banter, unfiltered opinions, and that perfect blend of football chat and chaos that only The Three Gaffers can deliver.

  29. 10

    TRANSFER TALK - EP4 | START, BENCH, SELL?!

    The Gaffers are back! Join your hosts Edward Brookes, Joe Lowden, and James Francis for Episode 4 of Transfer Talk—and this one’s a belter.We kick off with a tribute to one of the biggest comebacks of the decade... the Oasis reunion. The dream is real, and the lads couldn’t be happier (well, two of them anyway).Then it’s into the football—starting with a quick recap of last week’s drama before breaking down the transfer business at Arsenal and Newcastle. Who’s doing smart work, who’s stalling, and who’s just being plain quiet? (Looking at you, Manchester United 👀)We dive into United’s transfer silence and the ongoing dressing room chaos—it’s messy, it’s entertaining, and we’ve got a lot to say about it.To wrap things up, we play a fiery round of Start, Bench, Sell with some of the biggest transfers of the summer so far. Expect hot takes, serious debate, and a few laughs at James' expense (as always).🎧 Tune in for top football chat, Gaffer banter, and your weekly dose of transfer talk chaos.

  30. 9

    Transfer Talk - EP3

    Transfer Talk – Episode 3 | Jota Tribute, Dream Signings & Transfer Rumours Heating Up 🔥In this powerful episode of The Three Gaffers Transfer Talk, Edward, James, and Joe begin by paying tribute to Diogo Jota, following the heartbreaking news of his passing. Then it’s back to the transfer madness, as we reveal our dream signings for our clubs—Manchester United, Arsenal, and Newcastle United. Who’s being realistic, who’s dreaming big, and who’s just plain deluded?We also dive into all the latest transfer rumours and headlines, including:* Will Viktor Gyökeres finally make the move to Arsenal?* Could Rodrygo really be on his way to the Emirates?* Will Anthony Elanga flop or flourish as Newcastle’s first signing of the summer?* And is Bryan Mbeumo the answer to United’s wide problems?Plus, plenty of banter, heated debates, and classic Gaffer chaos.
🎧 Available on all platforms – watch, listen, and get involved in the comments!

  31. 8

    Transfer Talk - EP2 | DREAM SIGNINGS & TRANSFER CHAOS!!!

    Transfer Talk – Episode 2 | Dream Signings & Transfer Chaos!The Gaffers are back with another episode of Transfer Talk, diving into all the latest rumours, deals, and madness from the transfer market across world football.This week, Edward Brookes, Joe Lowden, and James Francis each reveal their dream signings for their clubs—Manchester United, Arsenal, and Newcastle United—and let's just say... some of the picks are ambitious, some are outrageous, and one is definitely wishful thinking.We also break down all the biggest transfer news from across the globe, from potential blockbuster moves to sneaky under-the-radar deals you need to know about.Top-tier chat, loads of banter, and of course, a classic Gaffers finish—don’t miss it.

  32. 7

    Transfer Talk - EP1

    Welcome to Transfer Talk – a brand new series from The Three Gaffers Podcast!Join your hosts Edward Brookes, Joe Lowden, and James Francis as they dive into all the latest buzz from the transfer market around the world of football—rumours, confirmed deals, and the wild ones that might just happen.This week, the Gaffers also touch on the Nations League final, where Portugal claimed victory over Spain, adding yet another international trophy to Cristiano Ronaldo’s legendary career.Plenty of laughs, some top takes, and—believe it or not—James delivers his best outro yet. You won’t want to miss it.

  33. 6

    UCL FINAL OR TRAINING MATCH?!?

    In this week’s episode of The Three Gaffers, we dive into a Champions League final that barely felt like one. PSG made history with a dominant 5-0 win over Inter Milan—the biggest margin ever in a UCL final—and we break down exactly how it went from football spectacle to glorified training session.We also look back at the Champions League campaign as a whole—who impressed, who flopped, and how the competition played out this season. Then it's time for the Three Gaffers Champions League Team of the Season, and let’s just say… there are a few picks that sparked some heated debate.We briefly touch on Chelsea’s 4-1 win over Real Betis in the Conference League final—because, yes, apparently Chelsea win trophies now too.For the first time ever, we kick off our Transfer Talk segment, where we cover all the latest news and rumours from the world of football—including a wild one with Manchester United reportedly tipping Newcastle to Bryan Mbeumo. Make it make sense.There’s laughter, chaos, and the usual wind-ups throughout—and in a twist nobody saw coming, Joe finally takes the outro away from James… and nails it? You’ll have to listen to find out.

  34. 5

    MAN UNITED BOTTLE EUROPE!!!

    *End of Season Review*The season may be over, but the drama is far from done. In this episode of The Three Gaffers, we kick things off with Manchester United’s spectacular bottle job in the Europa League final, losing to Spurs in Bilbao in truly heartbreaking (and hilarious) fashion. Let’s just say Joe and Ed had a field day.We then round up all the action from the final Premier League gameweek—twists, turns, and table-shaking results as the season came to a close. But the big debate? Our Three Gaffers Premier League Team of the Season—expect hot takes, a few controversial picks, and the usual chaos when we don’t all agree.Next up, it’s time for the first-ever Gaffer Awards: the most prestigious, totally unofficial honours in football. From Best Player to “Biggest Flop” and “Funniest Moment of the Season,” nothing is off-limits.We wrap things up with the latest Premier League transfer rumours, who’s on the move, and which clubs need a serious summer rebuild. Throughout the episode, All the Gaffers are absolutely relentless on the wind-up, James gets rattled more than once, and Ed just sits back and takes the shots.And, of course, James still can’t manage a decent outro. Some things never change.

  35. 4

    ALL OR NOTHING IN BILBAO!!!

    The Gaffers are back and things are getting spicy. We kick off with a Premier League round-up as Ed’s Arsenal beat Joe’s Newcastle United 1-0 to secure 2nd place and the season reaches boiling point, then dive headfirst into the transfer rumour mill—could Viktor Gyökeres be the missing piece for Arsenal or Manchester United? We break down the potential move and who needs him more.The big talking point this week? The Europa League final between Manchester United and Spurs. Neither side has impressed in the league, but somehow both have stumbled their way to Bilbao, and it’s truly all or nothing—A spot in the Champions League for the winner, total European exile for the loser. How did they get here? And who will bottle it on the biggest stage? The Gaffers also celebrate Crystal Palace’s impressive FA Cup Final win against Manchester City, with the Eagles defying all the odds.We also pick a combined XI between Spurs and United… and it gets heated. Arguments fly, James gets seriously rattled, and Joe is on absolute wind-up mode from start to finish. Meanwhile, Ed sits back and laughs as the chaos unfolds.And of course—because some things never change—James bottles the outro. Again.

  36. 3

    ZUBIMENDI TO ARSENAL!!

    The Gaffers are back for another week of football chaos, bold takes, and proper wind-ups. We kick things off with our usual Premier League round-up before diving straight into the rumour mill—and the big one’s already confirmed: Martin Zubimendi is heading to Arsenal! We break down what that means for the Gunners and whether it’s a game-changing move or just more Arteta tinkering.From there, we discuss Arsenal's disappointing Champions League exit at the hands of PSG and whether it’s another season of "so close, yet so far." Meanwhile, Harry Kane finally breaks the curse and wins his first-ever trophy with Bayern—about time, right? We also react to the huge news of Carlo Ancelotti being confirmed as Brazil’s next national team manager, and what that could mean for the Seleção.The episode wraps up with our takes on the upcoming European final between Manchester United and Spurs—including some fiery predictions—and of course, some signature Gaffer chaos. Joe and James spend most of the episode winding up Ed by hanging up on him mid-chat (multiple times), and yes, Ed gets properly rattled.Oh, and in classic fashion… James bottles the outro. Again.

  37. 2

    MERSEYSIDE TURNED BLUE?!

    In this week's episode of The Three Gaffers, the lads are back with another dose of football takes, wild hypotheticals, and plenty of banter. We kick things off with a Premier League round-up before diving into one of the pettiest and most hilarious stories of the week: Everton fans selling blue flares to Liverpool fans for their title celebrations. Is it shithousery or genius? We’ve got thoughts.We also take a look at Arsenal’s embarrassing attempt at a Tifo for their Champions League semi-final—spoiler alert: it didn’t land. There's a special Q&A segment where we answer listener-submitted questions, including one that spirals into absolute chaos: who wins in a fight—one gorilla or 100 men? Trust us, this goes off the rails.We also debate who the most underrated manager in the Premier League is right now, and break down the Europa League journeys of Manchester United and Spurs—two clubs trying to make sense of their seasons. Plus, Joe gets a bit salty over James and Ed’s ever-growing bromance, adding to the laughs.As always, expect unfiltered opinions, terrible takes, and a great laugh from start to finish.

  38. 1

    Pilot Episode: TRENT MADRID BOUND?!?

    Welcome to the very first episode of The Three Gaffers! In our debut outing, Edward, Joe, and James dive headfirst into all the chaos and talking points from the world of football, starting with a full Premier League round-up. We discuss the growing rumours around Trent Alexander-Arnold potentially making a shock move to Real Madrid, and things get spicy when the topic of Jude Bellingham comes up—let’s just say not everyone thinks he’s the golden boy the media makes him out to be.The lads also lay down their (probably questionable) predictions for next season, with Arsenal, Manchester United, and Newcastle United all getting their moment under the microscope. Joe doesn't hold back on his deep-rooted hatred for Sunderland, which leads to some classic gaffer banter, and Ed shares stories from his recent football-inspired trip to Milan, for the AC Milan - Inter derby. We also take a look at Xabi Alonso’s managerial future and where he could end up next season.It’s opinionated, it’s passionate, and it’s completely unfiltered. Whether you’re here for the takes, the laughs, or just to see how wrong we’ll be in a few months—strap in and enjoy the ride.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Three clubs. Three opinions. One beautiful game."The Three Gaffers Podcast" brings you football talk from three hilariously deluded fans. Edward Brookes (Arsenal), Joe Lowden (Newcastle United), and James Francis (Manchester United) debate the biggest matches, drop wild opinions, and deliver plenty of laughs. From Premier League drama to ridiculous predictions, nothing’s off-limits. Tune in weekly for raw banter, bold takes, and beautiful chaos from three totally biased gaffers.

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