This Movie Might Kill Me

What better way to celebrate the birth of Christ than to debate whether or not his dad would be a good baseball GM? Welcome to one of the most memorable-yet-stupid debates in the history of this movie club.

Can't blame a Citrus time loop for this one, but better late than never! We're talking about one of the most beloved and quotable movies of all time: Dirty Dancing! Merry Christmas, Mrs. Grime!

We fell into a time vortex on October 6, 2024 and popped out in Medieval England. After saving the world from certain destruction, Citrus counted wrong and we ended up getting sent back to October 6, 2025. It happens. Citrus leads the discussion.

Get in losers, we're escaping from hell. The TMMKM Crew team up with Nic Cage and Amber Heard to take down an evil cult, battle the forces of hell, and look cool doing it. Someone Else Chose This (SECT) round has now begun, and JC's wife has gifted (or perhaps cursed?) us with 2011's Drive Angry. JC's wife's husband leads the discussion.

We're back! And we're taking a trip to the Canadian Bronx to see if Jackie Chan has what it takes to win the girl, protect the store, and restore order to the city in a movie that was rated #1 in Optimus's grandma's house. OptimusGrime leads the discussion.

The TMMKM crew load up in our Metallic Pea Truckster and hit the open road for a good ol' fashioned Vacation. From roadside attractions to crazy cousins to the Wally World National Anthem, we're hitting all the highlights as we discuss what may be Chevy Chase's most pivotal role. Snake leads the episode.

We've been activated in order to protect the constitution, but just who are we working for? Shia LaBeouf helps us find the answers and thwart a plot to destroy America, as we go back into the 2008 zone for Eagle Eye. Chiri leads the discussion.

Travolta visits Chiri's hometown for one last score, and we should've known what we were in for when Travolta wasn't wearing a wig. Heist tropes, Snake singing, hometown tours, this episode has it all. JCVD leads the dsicussion.

We're staying in 2008 a little bit longer to experience one of the movies ever made. Starship Troopers 3 reminds us that it's a good day to die, and that's great to know because this movie might actually kill us. Citrus leads the discussion.

We're headed to Hawaii to get over a bad breakup. Hope no one we know is there.... Optimus leads the discussion. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thismoviemightkillme/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThisMovieMightKillMe Email us: [email protected]

It's Equalizin' Time! Denzel Washington takes us on a justice tour of Boston as the TMMKM crew tackles our first Denzel movie. Will the Equalizer prove it deserves a spot in the action-movie pantheon, or will its scores get equalized down to size? Citrus leads the discussion. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thismoviemightkillme/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThisMovieMightKillMe Email us: [email protected]

What ever happened to bearer bonds? They used to be the McGuffin of choice. Anyway, we're heading out to California to team up with a Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, and the Beverly Hills PD as we cover a classic 80's banger. JCVD leads the discussion. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thismoviemightkillme/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThisMovieMightKillMe Email us: [email protected]

Baseball season is upon us, and you know what that means? Bad news for the TMMKM crew, as we attempt to help Walter Matthau and the last place Bears make it all the way to the championship. Discussion led by Snake Plissken. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thismoviemightkillme/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThisMovieMightKillMe Email us: [email protected]

It's championship week for college basketball, and what better way to celebrate than with Blue Chips? We join Nick Nolte on a cross-country recruiting trip to save the program and retain the likes of Shaquille O'Neal, Penny Hardaway, and Ricky Roe. OptimusGrime leads the discussion. Editor's Note: This was recorded as a test episode before the official start of the podcast. Our next episode will still be Bad News Bears (1976).

We practice the art of fighting without fighting with Bruce Lee's classic martial arts film Enter the Dragon. Discussion led by Snake Plissken. Send complaints, comments, and cancellations to [email protected]

The world has gone to shit, and just when things couldn't get any worse, JCVD arrives to save the day. But can he save this movie? Find out, as we try to survive 1989's Cyborg. Discussion led by Citrus. Send complaints, comments, and cancellations to [email protected]

It's exactly what you think it is. Due to unforeseen circumstances, Cyborg has been delayed until next episode. In it's place, we see if Ernest has what it takes to return the Eyes of Egoli, win the love of his would-be girlfriend, Rene, and win a place as the official substitute teacher of This Movie Might Kill Me. Discussion led by Snake Plissken. Send complaints, comments, and cancellations to [email protected]

Dennis Quaid and Lou Gossett Jr. become unlikely friends when stranded on an alien planet, as JCVD (no relation) leads our discussion of 1985's Enemy Mine. Send complaints, comments, and cancellations to [email protected]

John Cusack plays the world's most unlikable leading man, and this movie really might kill us, as we discuss the 2000 cult classic High Fidelity.