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In this episode, we chat about Aussie World's mysterious flat ride disappearance and everything else happening at the parks.

In this episode, we theorize about the Motocoaster's replacement and talk about cursed traveling rides.

The boys are back in town! We chat Dreamworld, Movie World, global events and the possibility of a Keith road trip.

In this episode, Jake and Kieran chat about what might be happening at our Aussie theme parks in 2026 - just hours before the big news!

In this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined by Riley from That's So Mid to talk about his travels to Europe, the new rides at the Gold Coast and much more!

In this episode, Jake and Kieran chat about their controversial thoughts on the new Wicked movie

In this episode, we go on a roller coaster of different topics... and actually, for once, most of it is about theme parks.

In this episode, Jake chats about his recent trip to China, and what it's like to travel for coasters there

In this episode, Jake and Kieran start chatting, only to realize halfway through that the entire internet has ceased to exist

In this episode, Jake and Kieran chat all about some iconic Australian 90s and 2000s TV moments, and about Jake's upcoming China trip.

In this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined by Mr Yum Yum to talk about terrible movies, awesome theme parks and a lot more! Also, we mourn the loss of Craig at the young age of 26 episodes.

In this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined by ChuckChuckWoo to talk about Australian nostalgia, Don Moseley and the random plan to build a dome at the bottom of the Sea World lagoon

In this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined by Blake from ParkChat to talk about Superman Escape, Fright Nights and much more from the Gold Coast parks!

In this episode, Jake and Kieran talk about the Emmys, the work ongoing at Movie World and Dreamworld, strange movies, and Jake threatens to kill ducks

In this episode, Jake and Kieran start out talking about all the goings on at Australian theme parks, and end up talking about Mario characters for some reason

In this episode, Jake and Kieran chat about Sunway Lagoon - Malaysia's most bizarre theme park and the mortal enemy of Australian enthusiasts.

In this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined by Riley from That's So Mid to chat about his most recent spin-the-wheel trip to Europe!

In this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined once again by Heidi for further conversation about Japan, Korea, and the fact that Jake just says random stuff and forgets that he said it.

In this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined by Heidi to discuss everything that happened on the recent Ejector Beartime Season 2 trip to Japan and South Korea!

In this episode, Jake and Kieran chat about their experiences at Seoul Land, their upcoming video plans, and things that we miss, like Wonderland Sydney and fax machines.

In this episode, Jake and Kieran discuss Dreamworld's new teaser announcement, Ejector Beartime Season 2, and the fact that grapes cause lightning storms in microwaves.

In this episode, Jake and Kieran rank animals based on how awesome they are on a big tier list! We also discuss Luna Park's Wild Mouse, when wombats attack and how giraffes give birth.

In this bizarre episode, Jake and Kieran discuss Australian wildlife and why we have such a bad reputation for poisonous and deadly animals. Plus, we talk Doomsday Destroyer, King Claw, Wild Mouse and much more!

Are you getting deja vu yet? Jake and Kieran are back to talk about Movie World and Dreamworld - this time with a bit of experience and a couple of bones to pick...

Kieran and Jake discuss all the sadness in the world, plus Rivertown, the Wild Mouse and catchphrases!

On this episode, Jake and Kieran are joined by Shane from Jaggs Journeys to discuss the new land openings at the Gold Coast parks, as well as his experiences as one of the largest and original theme park creators in Australia!

We're back! Kieran and Jake talk about their brief hiatus, before discussing the openings of the new rides on the Gold Coast, the imminent reopening of Luna Park Sydney's Wild Mouse and much more!

Kieran and Jake are joined by Heidi, Australia's most successful theme park content creator of all time, who shares her secrets and stories from her time as the illustrious Trans Australian Coaster Channel!

Kieran and Jake review the Wicked movie, and discuss what its success means for Movie World, as well as the amazing bombshells delivered by Dreamworld CEO Greg Yong in his interview with Dane's Theme Park Life!

This week, Kieran and Jake are joined by Dane from Dane's Theme Park Life! We discuss Rivertown, Wizard of Oz, theming in Australian theme parks and our nefarious plan to temporarily invade the township of Keith. Enjoy the show!

Kieran and Jake are back after a week's hiatus to discuss reality TV shows, phobias, strange Iranian roller coasters and the IAAPA Expo.

Kieran and Jake are joined by Luke and Matthew from Mitty Theme Parks to discuss Victorian parks, content creation and the vage hivemind entity known as 'Mitty'.

Kieran and Jake are joined by That's So Mid to discuss his US Spin The Wheel trip, being a content creator, TikTok and much more!

Kieran and Jake discuss the public's perception of coaster enthusiasts, and what it's like to be part of the coaster community.

Kieran and Jake discuss all the new construction projects happening at Australian theme parks right now, from Jungle Rush and the Wizard of Oz to the Big Banana!

Meet Kieran and Jake! They're two Australian coaster enthusiasts who love sitting down and talking an absolute bunch of Total Bearloney!