Trash Turtle Football

The Examination is a short form podcast series in which I will quickly dive into the 2022 WR class after their first year in the league.

The Examination is a short form podcast series in which I will quickly dive into the 2022 WR class after their first year in the league.

The Examination is a short form podcast series in which I will quickly dive into the 2022 WR class after their first year in the league.

The Examination is a short form podcast series in which I will quickly dive into the 2022 WR class after their first year in the league.

The Examination is a short form podcast series in which I will quickly dive into the 2022 WR class after their first year in the league.

Bootz and Chris return to give a mid-late season update on their rather impressive FFPC Footballguys Players Championship Roster. Thye debate the RB2 position, Pollard vs London, tilting live (again), and navigating kicker bye weeks.

After years of watching others have all the fun and theorizing on our own, Bootz and Chris decide to join forces and attack the FFPC Footballguys Players Championship. Through this epic of an episode they tackle player takes, tournament formats and how to attack them, and Chris live tilting.

Bootz and ikyn are back and drafting a Best Ball Mania team on Underdog

Bootz and ikyn are back blending their brains together to provide you with a beautiful, concerningly smelly, fantasy smoothy. In this episode they break down their thoughts on Rashod Bateman, Mark Andrews, and the future of the Ravens. Then Bootz corrupts ikyn with Best Ball, tournaments, DFS, and discusses ranges of outcomes by bringing in the possibility that a supernova could destroy us all.

Bootz and drtrashdad give their thoughts on the NFL draft while discussing rookie WR player props, ask themselves if size matters, and the meaning of life.

Bootz and drtrashdad jump head first into the NFL draft while navigating through bust, charlatans, and future used car salesmen.

Bootz and drtrashdad dive into the metrics and methodology of measuring rookie prospects for dynasty drafting before the draft order is known.

What makes a great Tight End? Is it speed? is it athletics? Is it bars? Is it squats and yoga pants? Bootz joins dr.trashdad to continue the conversation from last year and see how the stack up. Also explosive shrimp alfredo.

Bootz and Dr. Trashdad return after a week long hiatus to discuss which teams are squads and total frauds. They bring in up and coming Podcaster, future ESPN commentator, future ex-ESPN commentator (fired with cause), and proud owner of an Apple Store banning, Busty, aka Chuck Bass.

Bootz and dr.trashdad examine the possibly changing meta of the now meta of "QB streaming" as made popular by JJZ. Then we play a game of making the best defense possible by moving two pieces.

Dr.trashdad's return from his humanitarian mission, coach of the year talk, and a way-too-early 2022 Rookie Superflex draft discussion to earmark our favorite players and see where they end up in the draft.

Bootz is joined this week by Chris as a guest host, and the two data guys spend a lot of time talking about PFF's film-based passer ratings and how they are predictive in terms of season-long team-level offense. We also spend some time discussing an interleague fantasy football tournament, and ways to keep your leagues from going stale over the years.

Spooky season! We're here to talk actionable advice for you and your injury-riddled team. Mostly fringe-relevance RBs, but QBs and ghosts get mentioned too.

Through the eyes of spreadsheets, scotch, and absolutely zero film, we find that some trends are solidifying. It's a great time to look deeper and determine if those trends have true staying power. Chris, our resident Discord mod and technical MacGyver, joins us to talk about the rookie wide receivers and what underlying stats are telling us about their season-long potential. We'll also investigate the running game across the NFL, and discuss early outcomes of JJ Zachariason's Ambigous RB theory.

Find those panicking fantasy managers and take advantage of them! The dynamic duo delves into the notion of finding those players that managers are panicking over and seeing who is a buy low, and who is just cooked. What to do with Bobby Trees, CEH, and George Kittle? Is Darnold a buy now? Tune in and find out!

Bootz and trashdad gather some interesting trends based on 2 weeks of data. Progressing through each position, they find some surprising and disappointing useage of our favorite players and talk about where to go from there.

Bootz and trashdad take a look the flaming garbage heap that was a preseason and try to read the ashes like tea leaves to see what we can figure out for the upcoming 2021 season. DUME returns as our voiceover! We're glad to have him back. Get your kiddie pools back out because a.) summer isn't quite over yet and you still haven't fulfilled your dream of filling the entire thing with mojito and drinking yourself into nirvana and b.) these hot takes will make you want to drink a kiddie pool full of mojito. Still not as bad as Twitter. Enjoy!

Bootz and trashdad return for Season 2! We discuss parts of the draft, Bootz's shower habits, CDCarter's intern bathroom habits, rookie feelings, best ball, draft ADP changes, Brando's milk tastes, Discord league announcements, and Over/Under hype reactions. We're so happy to be back and we're really hoping that you're reading this on Spotify or Apple podcasts!!!

Bootz, ikyn and Noro talk about draft prospects and the draft. Will we even know if anyone will be alive tomorrow for the draft? Only time will tell.

Our first installment of a regular segment going forward, we'll be talking about who we think are FRAUDS, and those players/teams we think are SQUADS meaning they are great and will continue to be great.

With Bootz on special assignment, dr trashdad brings in the CEO of DudeKidsLocksInc and Noro to talk about Tight Ends and how to crack the code there since it's such a wasteland.

Bootz and dr trashdad talk about the trends we've seen so far now that we've hit mid season. What to look for going forward to help you win your league!

Our DFS special, we have Chandlerbing the recent winner of a GPP DFS pick and we talk about DFS strategy and options

Bootz and dr trashdad talk streaming options for Week 4

2020 The dynamic duo continues the discussion for week 3 transactions with our guest from the discord, DUME.

2020 Week 1 Buy and Sell discussion (from the archives) featuring Noro, our resident sacko.

2020 Season Predictions (from the archives) featuring "christhrowsrocks" the Commissioner of the FlexspotFF Discord leagues