TS TV: A Twin Peaks Podcast

And now…. the thrilling conclusion!Laura puts the ominous painting up, and it gives her a Black Lodge Dream. We learn the following:the little man is The Arm, and he sounds like thishe and the Tremonds/Chalfonts want her to take that green ring, but Dale says NOT to.dead Annie appears in her bed and tells her: “I've been with Dale and Laura. the good Dale is in the lodge and he can't leave. write it in your diary.”It's terrifying!The next evening, Laura is going out tricking/partying with Jacques Renault, and Donna insists on coming with. (also on the way the log lady gives her a heartbreaking log lady intro prophecy.) Laura is like fine Donna come if you want, you can't handle this, fuck you, but then when seeing Donna get date raped, freaks out and takes her home. there's a lot more to the scene but we'll get to it. Leland picks Laura up from Donna's, and while they're driving, MIKE shows up and screams at Leland about creamed corn and “the thread will be torn”. Leland remembers killing Teresa banks after setting up a threesome with her and then realizing it was with Laura.That night, Laura goes to buy cocaine with Bobby, which turns out to be from the shitty deer meadow deputy which I only realized now on like my 4th viewing, and Bobby kills him.Now things get really grim. Leland/BOB drugs Sarah and assaults Laura, during which she finally sees that BOB is truly Leland. the angel in Laura's painting disappears. Laura sobs all day in school and no one cares. and then it's the beginning of the end we know: she meets with James, tells him his Laura went away, that he doesn't know her, that she loves him, then runs off to meet with ronette, Leo, and Jacques. Leo and Jacques rape ronnette and Laura, then Leland shows up, knocks out Jacques, and Leo flees. Leland takes the girls to the train car, followed by MIKE. Bob tells Laura he wants to possess her. Ronette is saved by a guardian angel. MIKE tosses The Ring into the train car, then leaves. Laura puts the ring on, which seems to either force BOB to kill her or prevent him from possessing her. either way, he kills her. After dumping her body, wrapped in plastic, BOB goes to the black lodge via Glastonbury Grove. MIKE and the arm demand all their “garmonbozia (pain and sorrow)”, which BOB manifests as blood from a hovering puppet Leland, which seems to turn into creamed corn. Laura's body is found and a monkey whispers “Judy”.In a final scene that makes me cry every time, Laura is now in the Lodge with Dale, sobbing, and then her angel appears. crying, smiling, laughing, and crying some more, she finds a glimpse of sublime beauty in the heart of unimaginable suffering. ⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Fred and Ginger AstaireThe SopranosSadie’s “Laura Palmer x Himemiya Anthy Toxic Yuri” sonnetThe National Turkey Federation for some fucking reasonThe Great Went Phish.net Pagedoesthedogdie fwwm bisexual cheatingWild at Heat (1990)Karl JungThe Final Exit of the Disciples of Ascensia (2019)“women’s suffering is transcendental” meme  ⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hi everyone! Time to cry watching the best movie ever made!So first things first, we spend the first half hour following FBI agent CHET DESMOND as he investigates the Teresa Banks in Deer Meadow murder a year before Laura Palmer dies. He gets intro’d to the case by Gordon Cole via Dancing Clue Girl, and then the case swiftly goes nowhere as he is rebuffed by every resident of Deer Meadow, which seems to be like an anti-Twin Peaks. Then, when reaching for Teresa's special green ring under a trailer, he disappears!!!Around the same time, at the FBI field office in Philadelphia, Dale Cooper is looking at himself in the security camera because of an unsettling dream he had, when suddenly, “the long lost Phillip Jeffries” appears, played by David Bowie. He says:I'm not gonna talk about Judy. Now who do you think that is there?! (pointing to dale)I've been to one of their meetings. It was above a convenience store. We live inside a dream!and then disappears – or was never there? The scene is overlaid with a nightmarish sequence of “Lodge Entities”, seemingly above said convenience store, where the following things happen:Ms Tremond and her grandson are there. the grandson says “fell a victim” pointing at BOB.The Arm says “this is a formica table. green is its color” and “with this ring i thee wed”A guy in a weird mask jumps and says “electricity”Afterwards, Dale goes to the trailer park where “let's rock!” has been written on Desmond's car. He tells Albert that he's sure the killer will strike again, but knows not where or when. Heartbreaking smash cut to: TWIN PEAKS, ONE YEAR LATER. The intro song plays as Laura walks to school with Donna, does cocaine, and meets Bobby and James. She gives a heartbreaking speech to Donna about falling in space forever and the angels are all gone. She then finds pages ripped out from her secret diary, freaks out and gives the rest to Harold, who doesn't believe her about BOB and all that. She says BOB wants to be her and she has a flash of a scary possessed makeup face. While Laura is preparing to do meals on wheels, Ms Tremond (or Chalfont) and her grandson give her an ominous painting and a message that “the man behind the mask” is looking for her secret diary. She runs home in a panic, finds BOB in her room who snarls at her, then runs out in a panic. When she sees Leland emerge from the house, she realizes he might be BOB.That evening, Leland seems to punish Laura for this by tormenting her at dinner about being filthy and having to wash her hands. PART TWO of our Fire Walk With Me coverage will be out NEXT WEEK!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:ColumboFace/Off (1997)Linda Linda Linda (2005)Decision to Leave (2022)The Montreal Expos and their famous mascot “Youpi!”this superposition wave gif Various Doomed Romances (Revenge of the Sith, Berserk, Romeo and Juliet)Revolutionary Girl Utena⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WE MADE IT GANG!! And our reward: one of the best episodes of television ever aired. Half its runtime is a nightmare sequence of Dale Cooper walking in and out of 2 identical rooms witnessing a carousel of visions ranging from unsettling to profoundly horrifying. And it's all held together by a profound return of sauce that the show has been missing and an insistence on bringing tragedy and horror back to Twin Peaks.Let's get the B plots out of the way first. Nadine’s head bonk did bring her memories back, but she's forgotten all about Mike the snake, in a scene that is shocking for how much it's played for straight-faced, tragic pathos. Likewise, Donna's “is Ben my dad” plotline’s only resolution is Doc Hayward punching out Ben Horne, which is convincingly played as upsetting and horrific. Audrey chains herself to the Twin Peaks Bank to protest Ghostwood, which also happens to be where there's a safety deposit box that Andrew Packard realizes the key from the ingot opens up. Inside that safety deposit box: a bomb! Which kills? Everyone? And a replay of the pilot's intro scene to the diner is interrupted when Sarah Palmer returns to deliver a spirit message to Garland Briggs: “I'm in the Black Lodge with Dale Cooper. I'm waiting for you.”Speaking of, Dale follows Windom and Annie into the Black Lodge, which turns out to be the red room from his dream way back in episode 2. He sees the Man From Another Place, the little man from his dream, dance to a soulful jazz song. He sees Laura Palmer, who tells him she'll see him again in 25 years. He sees the old waiter and/as the giant, who brings him coffee, which the Man From Another Place seems to freeze solid then transform into burnt oil. He sees Maddy, who says to watch out for her cousin. He sees a version of the Man From Another Place with cataract-white eyes who says “doppelganger” threateningly. He sees a similarly cataracted doppelganger Laura who does the worst scream in the world. He runs away and realizes he's bleeding. He sees his dead body next to Annie's. He sees Annie, except she's Caroline, except she’s Annie, except she's evil Laura, except she's Windom Earle. Windom says he'll let Annie live in exchange for Dale's soul. Dale immediately agrees. BOB appears and kills Windom Earle. Dale runs away as an Evil Dale doppelganger emerges. Dale sees a Leland Palmer doppelganger who says “I did not kill anybody”. Dale runs and runs and runs from his doppelganger but gets caught. BOB’s face laughs horribly.A full day later, Harry sees Dale and Annie having reemerged from the Black Lodge, both passed out. The next morning, “Dale” “wakes up”, and says he needs to brush his teeth. In the bathroom, he slams his head into the mirror, revealing BOB in his reflection, and repeats “How’s Annie? How’s Annie? How’s Annie?”, heralding the return of evil in the form of Dale Cooper.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Tampopo (film)EXPOSURES MontrealEmile Is Missing (short film)Leaving the Party (podcast)Photos taken by Richard Beymer during the filming of this episodeStrange Fruit (Billie Holiday’s rendition)Songs: Ohia - Crab OrchardTwin Perfect’s Twin Peaks video essay (Lily still can’t watch... no fair)P.T. (game)Little Shop of Horrors (film)Shoplifters (film)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Leo frees Garland Briggs from the clutches of Windom Earle so that he can “save Shelly”. As a punishment, Windom puts Leo in “the spider contraption”. Garland wanders his way to giving Dale some cryptic clues. Dale, who by the way had sex, finally goes oh my god I need to go to the Miss Twin Peaks pageant, having seemingly really just entirely ignored the more obvious clue the Giant gave him last episode. And what do you know, Annie wins the pageant and is immediately kidnapped by Windom Earle, in a sequence where the show gives us its best and its worst, serving really cool strobe light effects and really bad transmisogyny.Speaking of the pageant, most of our B-plots happen there too: Donna confronts Ben and he doesn't say he's her dad, but she does, so make of that what you will. Lucy chooses Andy as her baby daddy, but he's gotta find Dale to tell him his Petroglyph Discovery. Audrey is strong-armed by Beninto giving a Tree Speech, and Lana does a Racist Dance. As for non-pageant B-plots: Andrew finally shoots open the final ingot puzzle box, revealing…a key!!!! Nadine gives an epic Powerpoint about how good she is at wrestling, but is jealous about Ed and Norma getting married. ⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Hollow Knight: SilksongDark SoulsÉtienne-Jules MareyGéraldine TobeTwin Peaks (restaurant chain)I Think You Should Leave: "Baby Cries" sketchThe Tale of the Princess KaguyaRear WindowDavidsocial.com⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Windom Earle is playing OFF THE BOARD! Which mostly means he’s abandoned his whole chess-murder-revenge-on-Dale thing – which the show retcons as having been just a ruse the whole time – to focus on his true passion, Getting Into The Black Lodge. To that end, he dresses up as a horse with Leo to kidnap Garland Briggs and gets really good at Photoshop. Coop continues to just... have meetings about how Windom Earle is messed up, and keeps romancing Annie, wilfully oblivious to all the clues that he’s getting Spiritually Doomed. And speaking of: the spirits are back! They're making everyone's hand shake and spooky_drone.mp3 play!Meanwhile: Audrey and Jack have a tearful, sexy farewell. Donna keeps finding “Is Ben My Dad” clues without it really going anywhere. Thomas Eckhardt opens Catherine's box; inside he finds another box, and inside THAT box... some sort of ingot? And the Miss Twin Peaks contest is happening real soon, for real you guys, we promise!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Long Story Short (TV show)JandekDemons’ Souls, the original version and remake. Rough timing on this release, tbh – RIP Bluepoint :(Mulholland Drive (Check out our TS TV DVD episode on it!)“Hopelessly reliant on the ingot” Tumblr post⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey listener, do you think Windom Earle’s plans had enough moving pieces yet? OF COURSE NOT! So he puts one of the background guys from Wayne’s World in a giant chess piece, shoots him with a crossbow, and leaves him as a gift at the gazebo where he saw Dale and Annie going on an obscenely romantic date. Meanwhile: Pete tells Catherine that Andrew Eckhard’s epic puzzle box will take YEARS to open, but then he drops it and it opens…. to reveal ANOTHER PUZZLE BOX!!! The Miss Twin Peaks Contest is the site of many contestations, such as Bobby being a shithead to Shelly, Ben trying to make it Environmental, and Lana trying to sex-magic her way into a guaranteed win. Dick Tremayne hosts a wine-tasting event. Donna confronts her parents about the Ben Horne Secret but it doesn’t go anywhere. Audrey’s boy Jack does go somewhere though – but where?? ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode! ⁂ CORRECTIONS: Five Nights at Freddy’s came out after Sadie left high school Gabber is Dutch raver music, not British. Sorry, Dutch people ⁂ Things mentioned: The Sixth Sense Media Club Plus Jandek - Where Do You Go from Here Jacob Geller’s new book, “You’re Not Overthinking It” WPlace.live Les Cowboys Fringants - Break syndical ⁂ Find Sadie: Bluesky Letterboxd Find Lily: YouTube Bluesky Letterboxd Instagram ⁂ Music by Jamie Page Show art by Mya Fernandes-Giles This episode edited by Lily See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The cliffhanger from last episode resolves into a bizarre sex assassination and then is never mentioned again. Weird LOL! Anyway! Dale and Harry have more pressing things on their plates, such as: Windom Earle schemes to kill the winner of the Miss Twin Peaks Contest, their Completely Innocent Bonsai Gift, and checking out a spooky cave. Gordon Cole is back in town, immediately reinstates Coop back into the FBI, and then they both fall in love with diner babes.Meanwhile: Audrey is gonna go on a “full fucking flight and dinner” with Jack but gets redirected to becoming the Horne Business New Good Deeds Lady. She also teams up with Donna a bit to investigate Ben’s mysterious dealings with Donna’s mom. Donna gets a postcard from James. Coop REALLY hits it off with Annie, and Andy and Windom Earle do some crazy shit to a cave.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Backxwash/Clipping./Cooling Prongs Black Eyes (band)Ice T presents: Mac Book repairFather John MistyWilliam Friedkin – Sorcerer (also Cruising)JandekLady Emily⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Windom Earle has upped his costume budget HUGELY, busting out 2 frankly convincing disguises to phreak out Donna and spy on Shelly and Dale. Also he’s so mad that Dale is outsourcing his chess to Pete. But Dale has no time for chess! He has to listen to the Log Lady tell him about triangles. Harry is not taking Josie’s death well, and spends the whole episode in “Sicko Mode”. Then Eckhard’s former assistant tries to sleep with him I guess.Meanwhile: Norma’s sister Annie arrives in town! Coop loves her coffee, and maybe also her big blue eyes?? Andy doesn’t know jack about chess. Audrey does know Jack, and they go on a picnic. Nadine and Ed go to divorce therapy. Ben is seemingly actually reformed? And DICK TREMAYNE is back to MC The Stop Ghostwood Save The Weasel Fashion Show, in which Andy and Lucy SLAY!!!!!!! and the beloved weasel runs amok!!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Joyce WielandSadie doing painting (I ended up not putting a picture in here cuz it’s still too in progress hehe)alex trebek genreFinal Fantasy VIIMcKinley Dixon – Magic, Alive!Formless StarNeil Cicierega – Wndrwllthat do you regard this man with respect or disgust postW.B. Yeats – The Second ComingJeremy Fragrance⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damn, this episode sucks!Pete cooks up a stalematey chess move for Dale, the girls put together the poem Earle wrote for them, and over at the catboy shack Windom tells Leo he loves poetry and making arrows...? Nadine dumps Ed, who for real this time proposes to Norma, who dumps Hank, who’s off to jail for real this time. A Hot Guy shows up with Audrey’s name on him...! Finally, Josie Packard, and her plotline, meet a bitter, racist, uninspired end.Also: ableism leaves a foul taste in Sadie’s milf, Lily does NOT say the F-slur, and your illustrious hosts debut a new segment: TWIN PEAKS BINGO!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:"Songs in the Key of Z" by Irwin ChusidBlue Corpse (Jandek album)Daniel JohnstonThe Devil and Daniel Johnston (documentary)House (film)Face Like a Frog (short film)Marina Abramovic's pieces “Rest Energy”, “Lovers”, and "The Artist Is Present"⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

FIRST THINGS FIRST: WE ARE NOT FREE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!! I REPEAT, THERE HAS BEEN NO ESCAPE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!!!!!! GET BACK IN THERE JAMES HURLEY YOU POUTING LITTLE SLUT!!!!!!!!!Anyway, Windom Earle decided just the one chess-based high-concept fucked up clue delivery system wasn’t enough, so he sent pieces of his dead wife’s wedding dress to a bunch of cities that make a big C on a map. He’s still doing the chess thing though, which Dale deals with by contracting Pete, who it turns out has secretly been a chess genius the whole time? But other important Earle news: he’s really into playing the flute now? And has decided to keep Leo as a boy pet. Also he’s giving some message to Donna, Audrey, and Shelley, and leaves a spooky death mask for Dale but that’s less important.Meanwhile: Hank is getting sent back to the slammer for shooting Leo. Nadine invents polyamory when she walks in on Ed and Norma in the afterglow. The cops suspect Josie probably shot that guy. But Catherine seems ready to sell Josie to Thomas Echkardt as I guess a sex slave, in what continues to be the worst plotline on the show. And last but not least, Audrey, Jerry, and Jacoby bring Ben back from civil war land by having him win the civil war for the South ????????????⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Sadie’s grandma Claire, and birdsBirdNoteThe Fall (2006)Ribbon Skirt – Bite Down“The Cohost Sheev Palpatine Pivot! Post”Star Trek: Deep Space NineThe First Wives Club (1996)The “wrow” vineCliff Blazinksi’s dumb Bioshock: Infinite Roger Ebert death post lolHundreds of Beavers (2022)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A pretty bad episode of Twin Peaks makes for a killer episode of TS TV. Coop spends a lot of time telling us about how Earle is so epic and twisted. Leo becomes a slasher villain for a scene and then runs off into the woods like Frankenstein's monster. Ben is still doing the civil war. The “old cranky mayor who is mad his brother died from f***ing this preternaturally hot woman” plotline resolves in the most insane way imaginable. Finally, Lily forgets the mill burned down and Sadie doesn't correct me– I mean her? What gives, Sadie??⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Jackson Galaxy Mount EerieXiu XiuCastration MovieI Saw the TV Glow (check out our episode on it!)Reason Over Passion (film)Reason Over Passion (quilt)Joyce Wieland’s “What They Do at Sunrise”Sherilyn Fenn’s Instagram account“The dogshit Obi-Wan Kenobi show”Jeffrey Marsh (evil Twin Peaks character)Jeffrey Marsh (2010s nonbinary influencer)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coop gets the lowdown from Major Briggs on his space spirit journey, and learns of some pretty rad visions and not too much else. Then he and Denise initiate Operation Boymoder to snag the nefarious Canadians, with a TS Gambit in the back pocket for when Ernie's profuse sweat makes things go south. Meanwhile: Dick and Andy launch their own investigation into whether Little Nicky is the devil from da bible. Ed and Norma MAKE OUT!!!!!! Then Hank beats Ed up!! Then Nadine beats Hank up!!!!!!!! Ben Horne is all in on the civil war. Harry continues to be kinda gross and useless to Josie. LEO WAKES UP!! And in Fuck Mansion James is…getting played…. on some Lannister twins shit????? And Windom Earle sends his next move…….in the form of MURDER!!!!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Universal Language (2024)La Chimera (2023)The Brutalist (2024)I Saw the TV Glow (2024)The Twentieth Century (2023) (and its bizarre wikipedia article LOL)Lily’s notes on vanishing VideoEl GhourabaaLeila Marshy – My Thievery of the PeopleSuper Mario OdysseyXiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (1998)wendy carlos boymoding videoThe Straight Story (1999)Jonni Peppers' movies Wasteland (2019) and Barber Westchester (2021)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale decides to buy a house in Twin Peaks, and settles on the insanely cursed Dead Dog Farm. But oh mon dieu…. there was a cocaine deal done right there?? And they left their coke lying around and it could clear his name !!!! What a deus ex machina! The only thing crazier would be if Garland Briggs reappeared in the middle of the night wearing a pilot’s outfit! Now let me take a big sip of this water….Meanwhile: old newspaperman Dougie Milford dies from a heart attack from fucking too good. His brother wants to press charges but all the boys in town are too enamored with his newlywed widow Lana so they act out a renaissance painting of fawning over her, to Lucy’s chagrin. Nadine joins the wrestling team and nearly kills Mike the snake. James continues to get drawn deeper into his bizarre softcore porn/gothic novel subplot. Audrey has a shockingly bisexual reaction to meeting Denise. Ed has a new domino??? And last but not least: Andy and Dick Tremayne become convinced that Little Nicky IS the devil from the bible!!!!⁂CONTENT WARNINGS FOR NEXT EPISODE: I have covid so I can’t record the next episode content warning without sounding like a Ghoul but it’s basically just the show continues to be gross to Josie and the specter of Leo’s violence arises. Usual Twin Peaks fare otherwise!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Samuel Delany – DhalgrenMoby DickJoyce WielandFiona Apple – Fetch The Bolt CuttersDionne Brand – ThirtyDavid Guetta Ends Racism (note this is not the original song he actually dropped but the original is not much better tbh)Lust, Caution (2007) (NOT Lust, Passion I said it wrong lol)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TS Denise Bryson, FBI top dog, sashays into Twin Peaks to harsh-but-fairly investigate Cooper's case, and get in a lil dancing on the side. Garland's disappearance might have something to do with the Black and White Lodges. Nadine has the hots for Mike The Snake which gets her recruited into the wrestling team. James rides his big dumb motorcycle directly into softcore 🌽 (sorry, don't want this episode to get blocked). Andy and Dick Tremayne’s dad competition is complicated by the fact that Dick’s “Happy Helping Hand” foster boy loves Looney Toons antics and pranks. Hank dumps Ben Horne, who gets a bit loopy about it. Statler gets married even though Waldorf doesn’t like it. And Josie’s back! Unfortunately, the show puts her in the worst subplot of all time.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:1000xResistAbnormal Mapping’s episode about 1000xResistLorelei and the Laser EyesWild at HeartMovie Recs by LexPhil Elverum (and his album Night Palace as Mount Eerie)Kentucky Route ZeroXiu Xiu Plays the Music of Twin PeaksGilmore Girls⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The show opens with an offputtingly serene Leland funeral sequence, where we also learn that Dwayne and Dougie Milford, the mayor and the publisher of the local newspaper, are brothers and angry at each other?Coop is very sad to have to say goodbye to Twin Peaks, but duty calls and he’s off to do FBI stuff….. or is he??? Turns out he’s under investigation, sponsored by Jean Renault and the dastardly RCMP! To take the edge off, he goes fishing with Garland Briggs, who…disappears?!Meanwhile: Jacoby, Catherine, and Josie all reappear with varying degrees of explanation, Nadine is the best, most throwingest cheerleader Twin Peaks High has ever seen, Andy and Dick’s dad contest begins, Bobby has a new get rich quick scheme but gets distracted by getting his dick sucked, Norma’s mom is MT Wentz, and her husband is talked by Hank and Jean into doing CyberCrime.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:The death of David Lynch :( (and also like all of his movies)Lily’s really good DIY HRT videoAnne Anlin Cheng – “Ornamentalism”Roland Barthes’ idea of the “punctum” in photographyyou bitches can't even spell praguestranger things – the lost sister, which DOES EXIST!!⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s another Big Episode! It starts with Dale announcing He Will Find The Killer Today, and the boys telling to do a vision quest about it, as they all turn to the camera and say what the episode will be. He investigates the mysterious Mrs. Tremond with Donna’s help, but it turns out she maybe never existed? But the new Mrs. Tremond gives him a page of Laura’s diary where she foresaw her death after having the same dream Dale had way back in episode 2. Inspired by this, Dale talks to MIKE, who reminds him of his ring he gave to the Giant. This inspires him to gather all the men in town at the roadhouse, including Leland, who would have gotten away with killing Donna if it weren’t for that meddling Coop. At the roadhouse, the Giant-attendant waiter guy gives him the final Gum Clue he needs to remember the part of the dream where Laura told him that her father killed her. Coop pulls off the “lawyer’s gambit” to get Leland in a jail cell, where he immediately goes full BOB sicko mode, lore dumps, and kills himself/is killed by BOB. He’s wet when he dies because of Dick Tremayne’s gay ass smoking habit. Finally, the boys ruminate on how the patriarchy is messed up, man, and how maybe BOB is an owl now.Don’t worry though, we had some time for B-plot! James proposes to Donna but then rides off into the sunset to chase true dream of sulking about women forever. Lucy is keeping the baby and has a Father Competition planned for Dick and Andy. And Catherine reveals herself to certified foot freak Ben Horne, who signs everything away to her for another chance at those toes.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Nosferatu (2024)Memento Mori (1999)Rise of the Golden IdolTunic (the 2022 videogame not the loose-fitting garment or surcoat)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound Productions2See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Around the town: Bobby has a new dumbass get rich quick scheme: blackmail! Norma's mom is in town, with her new husband, Ernie “The Professor” Niles, who it turns out Hank knows from prison. Jerry is doing a horrendous job as Ben’s lawyer, but at least the brothers can reminisce about Louise Dombrowski’s sexy flashlight dance. His day gets even worse when Pete, now in sicko mode, shows up to deliver a recorded extortion from Catherine. Lucy is back with her sister, Gwen, and Gwen’s baby, as the show keeps the “is Andy a father or not” plotline ricocheting between yes and no.Meanwhile, Coop continues his prodigious taking L’s streak, failing to apprehend Leland at every opportunity. He’s changed his mind about Ben being the killer after Ben fails MIKE’s BOB detector test, but Harry insists on charging him based on the hard evidence, not the dreams. He gets a visit from Audrey who wants to ask if her father is the killer and assure Coop that she’s still a virgin, but is interrupted by Coop hearing that Maddy has been found on a beach, dead, wrapped in plastic.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:imma keep it with you special agent dale cooper your belief in the goodness of america makes you unable to ever truly fix the evil at the heart of americaDonna Harraway – “Cyborg Manifesto”, also “Situated Knowledges: The Science Question in Feminism and the Privilege of Partial Perspective”me? gongagaInfernal Affairs (2002)Tampopo (1985)Morn from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine1 day blinding soup⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, here we are: THE episode of Season 2. Shelly has to quit her job at the diner. Bobby looks for Leo’s stash of drug money, and instead finds a mysterious cassette tape. Mr Tojamura sheds his disguise. Harold has killed himself. Dale arrests Ben Horne for the murder of Laura Palmer. And finally... it happens again.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Blank Check with Griffin and DavidJourney (game)BoJack HorsemanStar Wars: Revenge of the SithLady Emily (human being)Piper Laurie on “Twin Peaks” (snippet starts at 1:30)Revolutionary Girl UtenaXiu Xiu's interview with ourculture⁂Find Riley:Goddamn Gamecube podcastInstagramFind Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale brings the rescued Audrey to the Bookhouse, where she says some very almost-incriminating things about her father. He starts feeling bad about endangering Audrey with his cross-border raids, but Harry says ehh just don’t think about it. Then his boss and best friend, Gordon Cole, shows up! With CLUES! Yayy! And a spooky chess note from Windom Earle… oh no…. AND they find the one-armed man, who gives us a real lore dump about the Spirit World, and the cliffhanger that BOB is…. in the great northern!!!!!Meanwhile: Donna and James are I guess back together? Because btw Maddy says she’s going to leave the show. Josie also says SHE’s going to leave the show. The Specter Of Incest Looms. Mr Tojamura makes Ben sweat, and rebuffs Pete’s cruising attempts. And last but not least, ladies and gentlemen: Nadine is Ready To Fuck.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Indoor skydivingLook BackThe Big LebowskiReal Housewives of Orange County (lol)David Lynch’s love of combos⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Sadie See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a very special episode of TS TV DVD, we talk about every movie we watched at Fantasia, North America's premier genre film festival. We've got a Soviet musical about the devil, an assortment of animated gems, a surreal abortion flick featuring SHERYL LEE (aka Laura Palmer), and two horror movies about – gasp – being Australian 😱Which lucky movies will earn our inaugural PALME D'OLL awards? Stick around and find out!⁂Films reviewed in this episode:The Serpent’s SkinThe WailingFuck ToysI Live Here NowA Grand MockeryLoca!Dreaming of a WhaleMamiko's PoopDungeons & Television (D&TV: We Are Television)RedmanBeyond the TrailThe Devil’s Bride⁂Support the show on Patreon for more movie review episodes like this one!Follow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:"Berthe Weill, Art Dealer of the Parisian Avant-garde" exhibit at MBAMChungking ExpressThe Beast"My foam !" postInland EmpireSlacker"Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom!" video⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale learns where Audrey by changing his perspective and finding her sexy letter. He gets a few clues about lesbians living next to the old Palmer house and Philip Gerard(?) living at a motel taking medicine. Then him and harry plan a daring heist into One Eyed Jack’s and rescue Audrey. While that happens, Jean kills Blackie and then captures Hank, er, “Daryl Lodwick”. In a mirror heist, Donna and Maddy try to steal Laura’s diary from Howard, which goes horribly.Meanwhile, Leland is released on his own recognizance, Leo is declared unfit for trial but fit for contraption, Andy has so many sperms, post-its, and either one or zero children-in-utero, Ben gets the deal of a lifetime from Mr Tojamura, and Nadine is BACK BABY!!!!!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned: we’re both uploading this From Vacation on the beautiful st laurence river so you dont get a list of things this time. listen and you will find them :) ⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale gets a confession from Leland for the murder of Jacques Renault, and puts him up for trial. Donna investigates Harold’s having Laura’s diary, is mostly just sad, but it’s weird that Harold is so insistent on NOT giving it to the cops.Meanwhile, the elusive travel writer M.T. Wentz is visiting the town, the show gears up to get really racist with Josie’s continuing plotline and the introduction of Yellowface Guy, Hank is up to no good and gets beat up, and Andy is jorking it... and by it, well, let’s just say…. heh heh… his peanits.⁂Follow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coop will not leave Ronnette Pulaski alone, but it’s worth it guys: he found a letter “B”. He fills Harry and Albert in about his giant visions, and then Harry and Albert go enemies to lovers. Leland tells Coop about his childhood memory of Bob, with new information for us: he wanted to “play with fire”. Blackie and (gasp!) Jean Renault concoct a frankly insane scheme to get Audrey addicted to heroin and ransom her to Ben Horne. Jean wants Dale, presumably because he thinks he killed his frere Jacques. But wait! With Jacoby’s meditative help, Coop and Harry find out Leland killed Jacques. Anyway! One-armed Philip Gerard shows up, but when he sees a picture of Bob he freaks out and tries to take some medication. Without it, he points… but to where?Meanwhile, Lucy’s baby daddy Dick Tremaine is introduced, the guy they wrote the Legally Blonde  musical “Gay or European?” song about. Dale is onto Shelley, but not the Asian Man watching him. Nadine is out of her coma, and ready for senior year. Donna is so pissed off that James and Maddy keep making the insane love song from last episode play in the soundtrack. She complains about it to her new friend, Laura’s shut-in meals on wheels confidante Harold Smith… but he has Laura’s diary??? ⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Xiu XiuModel/ActrizToni Cade Bambara – The Salt EatersRevolutionary Girl UtenaMoby DickFBI Martin Luther King LetterA Lycanthrope…HmmmJames Big Head INTJ Stare’Fargo (movie AND TV show)1995 Quebec referendum⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Garland Briggs has a special message for Dale – from space! And he gets a phone call from Audrey, who’s used her wiles to get info on Laura from Emory Battis, the perfume counter creep – but she just might be caught!Meanwhile: Donna’s meals on wheels quest introduces her to an old lady, a magician boy, and a recluse. Andy’s sterile, but he still has to take baths. Leo’s in a coma – for now – and Bobby sees dollar signs in 1990s America’s famously lavish disability aid program. The show is still insistent on being threatened by the presence of an Asian man. And to cap things off, Donna and Maddy compete for James’ affection in an insane song, but are interrupted by a profoundly disturbing vision of BOB. ⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Xiu Xiu - 13" Frank Beltrame Italian Stiletto with Bison Horn GripsLost HighwayThe Boulet Brothers' DragulaRadiolab - The Middle of Everything EverThe Star Wars prequelsA More Civilized Age: A Star Wars PodcastMulholland Drive (AGAIN!!!!!)Revolutionary Girl Utena⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Twin Peaks S2E1: May The Giant Be With YouDale’s been shot! What a cliffhanger! It’s September 1990, and I’ve been itching for some narrative resolution all summer! But David Lynch says no no no – instead, you get the slowest glass of warm milk in the world, and some Giant Prophecies! After (kinda) recovering, Coop gets brought up to speed on the crazy events of the finale and learns the following clues:Laura knew some weird poetryJacoby had her necklaceLeo has an alibiWhoever killed Jacques Renault smelled like engine oiland Jacques’ body was in a… smiling bag‼️He focuses the case on finding the “third man” present at Laura’s murder. Also, Albert’s back, and he’s still an asshole.Meanwhile, Audrey barely fends off her father at One-Eyed Jack’s with the help of a Venetian mask, but is locked in her room for it, as her subplot makes the official tone switch from saucily playful to ominously dire. Leland’s hair turns white overnight, and he’s joined a barbershop quartet about it – and by the way, Maddy had a weird rug dream? It really freaks her out. She gets in an “act like Laura” contest with Donna about it. Other stuff: We learn about Ed and Nadine’s backstory. Bobby has a surprisingly touching moment with his father. Josie’s in Seattle… shopping? But a mysterious man wants to talk to her. The hospital food will kill ya. And last but not least, coma-bound Ronnette Pulaski has a vision/flashback of Laura’s murder, in the most genuinely terrifying sequence on the show to date.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:That mf waiter winkingColumboFred Jones saying "Treasure"The book of Revelations lol⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Season 1 goes out with a bang, with as much capital-p Plot as almost the rest of the season combined. Jacoby gets the shit beaten out of him! Coop catches weaselly Jacques Renault, with the help of Andy’s surprisingly straight shooting – but then Leland kills him! Andy’s gunplay gets him a conversation with Lucy, and she’s pregnant! Leo burns the mill down, with Shelly and Catherine in it! Then he gets shot – again! James gets grilled by the cops after listening to Laura’s tape with Maddy and Donna! Catherine and Pete kinda make up! Hank is a piece of shit to Josie, but at least he shot Leo! Nadine tries to kill herself! Audrey may have bit off more than she can chew with her “do sex work at the high concept brothel her dad secretly owns” plan! And to wrap things up, somebody shoots coop!!!! WHAT AN EPISODE!!!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and our exclusive movie review show, "TS TV DVD"Follow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Laura (1944 film)I Think You Should Leave - “Diner Wink” sketchUminekoglastonburygrove.netLa Ziguezon⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale Cooper becomes the world’s first cop to not try to sleep with a high schooler. Audrey pursues her investigation, following the trail from the Horne store perfume desk to One-Eyed Jack’s. Donna, James, and Maddy disguise Maddy as Laura to lure out Dr. Jacoby, but they’re being followed by Bobby, who’s being followed by... someone?Also: a history lesson on the sick freak who invented motion pictures, and a (pretty long) tangent on Officially Catholic bouncy castles. We recorded this before Pope Francis died, but hope he's bouncing with Jesus now.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Costanza PolastriCJ the XDisco Elysium (SPOILERS from 0:05:53-0:16:10)Laura (1944 film)Vertigo (film)Humbert Humbert (from Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita")Rebecca Solnit's book "River of Shadows: Eadweard Muybridge and the Technological Wild West"My video “Cinema’s First Kiss Was Between Two Women” (AKA Zoopraxography for Lovers)NOPE⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by LilySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DISCO ELYSIUM SPOILERS TALK 2:33-11:51The Log Speaks! The Investigation makes headway both mundane and uncanny, finding out that Jacques Renault was managing advertisements for both Laura and Ronnette in Flesh World. In terms of the spirit world, however, the log is now ready to speak, and reveals potent clues about the night of Laura's murder. The boys then find TWO cabins, the second containing the scene of at least some of the crimes done to Laura.Meanwhile, the Icelanders are coming, Leland tries and fails to be normal, Audrey gets deeper into both her investigation AND Dale's bedsheets, James and Donna team up with Maddy even though James is sad that is mom is a slut, Bobby has a no good very bad therapy session, Josie is on some double triple scheme shit, and, say it with me folks, LEO JOHNSON GETS WHAT HE HAD COMING!!!!!!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Lots of Disco ElysiumTo be honest our production schedule was squished for this one so I didn’t write down everything we mentioned but you can listen and you will hear them :)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by DeciduaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The investigation continues apace as Sarah Palmer's vision, a bust on Jacques Renault’s apartment, and bevy of birds answer some questions and raise even more. Not to be left out of the investigative frenzy, Audrey and Donna both vow to uncover the truth behind Laura's death themselves. Meanwhile, Coop gets some Boys Time in with the Gun Boys, the plot to burn down the mill heats up, Bobby is up to no good, and Norma's husband Hank is up for parole, despite his insistence on ominously sucking off a domino….⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Disco Elysium (light spoilers, but they’ll probably be meaningless to anyone who hasn’t played)Perfect Tides: Station to StationThe TerminatorTwin Perfect 4.5hr Twin Peaks video essayTerrence Howard’s 1 x 1 does not equal 1 paperLe Bonhomme Carnaval Resurrection (film) SPOILERS!⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by TariqSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After last week’s crazy cliffhanger, Cooper announces almost directly to the camera that his dream contains clues that will solve everything, but also that he forgot the most important part. As a sign that he has become a bona fide citizen of Twin Peaks, the Bookhouse Boys invite him into their secret club dedicated to fighting the evil in the woods. To that end, they’ve kidnapped a French Canadian. Laura Palmer’s funeral inspires the men of Twin Peaks to punch each other. Meanwhile, Audrey uses a secret passageway to spy on her family, Josie fears for her life, Norma’s husband might be out of jail soon, and Leland is really breaking down, unconsoled by the appearance of a mysterious niece… but doesn’t she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Riker sits downI ain't afraid of no rolley coaster!Alex Trebek saying the word "genre" on Jeopardy!DJUNGELSKOGInterview with the VampireChungking ExpressMulholland Drive (again!)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by TariqSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With the help of his colleague Albert and the power of throwing rocks, Dale makes some stunning advances in the case. Meanwhile, Ben Horne is a goofy dipshit, the bozo boys get a scare from Leo, Josie does some snooping, and Nadine scores huge.Also: two delicious waters, a surprising amount of Elden Ring talk, and a plea from a cat named Mushroom :)⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes.Follow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:I Saw the TV GlowElden Ring: Shadow of the ErdtreeNever let David Lynch forget an ideaJohn Mulaney's “What’s New Pussycat” bit⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Lily AlexandreSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale and the viewer find a smattering of potential breadcrumb clues to Laura’s death, which raise more questions than answers, seemingly implicating Bobby, Leo, a mysterious one-armed man, Ben Horne, Doctor Jacoby, and/or a guy Sarah Palmer sees in a vision?Also: Hieronymus Bosch, Tom Green, and the ethics of crab ownership.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes.Follow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Animal Well (game)Tunic (game)Painting by a member of Hieronymus Bosch's workshop, "Hell"David Lynch's 10 clues to unlocking Mulholland DriveThe Twilight ZoneHanky CodeTom GreenReligion in BulgariaGirls5evaSynecdoche, New York (brief spoilers at the 2-hour mark!)Mitski's songs "The Deal" and "I'm Your Man"Mars Attacks⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Lily AlexandreSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is the first episode of TS TV DVD, the bonus show that will be out once a month on our Patreon! This first episode is going out to everyone as a special treat :)We talk about hit transgender film I SAW THE TV GLOW! We both really liked it, but also both walked away with some criticisms. We dig into what works for us, what doesn't so much, and also we end up sidetracking into talking about which indie musicians we do or don't like for like 20 minutes. That's podcasts baby !!!p.s. keen-eared listeners may find a Clue that we recorded this right before costar jack haven announced their name change lol⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:We’re All Going to the World’s FairNevada
 by Imogen Binnie/Do people remember Topside Press?Detransition, Baby by Torrey PetersSilent Hill 2Friends at the TableLike 5-10 different gay musicians all at once⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The bucolic logging town of Twin Peaks is rocked by tragedy when the town sweetheart, Laura Palmer, is found dead, wrapped in plastic. As those who knew her (which seems to be everyone) reel from this crime, another victim is found alive, but in shock. Over the course of a busy 90-minute pilot, we spend... maybe surprisingly little time with FBI agent Dale Cooper as he begins to unravel the mystery, and a lot of time meeting the enormous cast of characters that comprise Twin Peaks.Also: Georgia O'Keefe, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, and Big Beautiful Buff Boys Barking.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes.Follow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Georgia O'Keefe's paintings "Pelvis with the distance" and "Spring"The Zone of InterestThe "Political and public views" section of David Lynch's Wikipedia pageMIKE's album "Burning Desire"Songs: Ohia, specifically the song "Farewell Transmission"I'm Thinking of Ending ThingsGiving yourself dreams about Sonic Heroes⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Lily AlexandreSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this introductory episode, Lily and Sadie talk about growing up together in Montreal, their relationships to the works of David Lynch, and what to expect from this show.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes.Follow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:Sadie's book, "Horrible Dance""Pop Quiz" music video⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Lily AlexandreSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.