Two Guys Many Bad Movies

The Kirk Cameron one. Also Aaron Goes Mad and gets possessed at the end. He’s going to the worst of all possible hells

This movie from Aaron’s childhood wasn’t very good, it’s quite poopy if we’re honest. CW: offensive humour, including a joke about priests.

Paul WS Anderson cast his IRL wife as the lead in this mediocre adaptation of the classic video game series. What an absolute wife guy gigachad. Content warnings: Dark humour including a joke about CSA, listener discretion advised.

Lmao this movie has nothing to do with Final Fantasy amirite???

Aaron shows Paul this cult classic, we spoil all the jokes and make fun of Neil Degrasse Tyson

We made it to 100 episodes guys! Which means we had to cover this certified hood classic. Yes, it’s goddamn Ed Wood baby!

This movie is really boring and we makes jokes everything except the Dead Space games. (Yes Aaron makes Mass Effect jokes lmao)

Paul shows Aaron the best Transformers Movie

Paul shows Aaron the divisive first film in the infamous Bay Transformers series. Does this movie hold up? Not much in the way of content warnings this week but we still swear a lot.

Note: our first remote recording in a while so beware of some audio glitches here and there. Our boys take a look at the mediocre live action remake of the funni nose boi movie

Last episode of 2022, our boys looks at another Wayans’ brothers movie, content warnings for racism and references to a certain misogynist who got arrested, you know the one

CW: mentioned suicide, Brutal gore. Paul and Aaron take a look at this cult classic, does it hold up? Listen and find out.

CW: some edgy jokes idk. Paul and Aaron take a look at a worse sequel to a bad movie. Although the lighting makes it hard to see anything anyway

Paul shows Aaron one of his favourite Anime and it becomes one of Aaron’s favourite anime. Also there’s a hot twink in there or something.

Content warning: references to Nazis, Hitler, Jimmy Savile and some brutal gore. A bunch of doomer teens resurrect a Nazi serial killer. Things don’t go to plan. Whatever that plan was anyway…

What if an app could tell you when you die? That’s be scary innit? CW: discussions of transphobia, racism, sexual harassment and suicide

Today we look at movie that’s actually kinda goodish?

This movie is dumb but fun

Our duo takes a look at the infamous Whedon sequel. Ignore Aaron’s gaslighting.

Terry Crews did nothing wrong

Estus Pirkle is back with more fear mongering propaganda. This time with more fire and black face! Somehow, someone still gets decapitated.

CW: racism, homophobia, clowns Full title: Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Crawling, Zombified Living Dead Part 2 in Shocking 2-D [SERIOUSLY NOT A JOKE THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE] Need I say anything??

Paul and Aaron take a look at one of the more cynical Disney movies of recent memory

Our boys take a look at the funni creepypasta movie

Paul gets really depressed watching his childhood trauma while Aaron laughs at his unspeakable suffering

Digimon turned us into a joke, we finna be bigger than the Beatles

This time, our duo takes a look at one the most politically incorrect films we’ve ever done

In this movie Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t know what magma is.

More Netflix garbage, please keep green lighting this trash! It keep us in business

Nick Cage is back with this infamous adaption of this classic manga

Our duo takes a look at the original terrible version of Justice League. Butchered by Whedon, this movie is an epic trainwreck.

Aaron shows Paul one of his favourite movies and gets all philosophical talking about Robert Nozick’s Experience Machine

After an extremely long hiatus, our duo takes a look at a scary movie

Nick Cage strikes again as the infamous Ghost Rider. Is this sequel as insane as the original? Listen and find out

We are back! And for our first ever Nick Cage movie, this one was a blast!

This episode is cursed, we take a look at a nasty mockbuster of Alien that actually got sued!

Alien month continues with this particularly divisive entry

Paul shows Aaron the iconic sequel, back when James Cameron did good movies

We kick off Alien month with a sass on the original classic!

We finally do an Uwe Boll movie.

Warning: this may genuinely be our most explicit episode yet! Our duo takes a look at the cheesy Lovecraft inspired erotic horror film; Call Girl of Cthulhu. It’s more messed up than it sounds

This one of the most despised movies we’ve ever covered, though to be frank, we had a blast tearing into this trainwreck

This episode Paul shows Aaron the movie “Paul” which is basically ET with swearing

This week we look at Hobbs was Right: The Movie AKA The Purge.

We take a look at the box office bomb that ended the mocap craze, 2011’s unintentionally creepy Mars Needs Moms! *NOTE: There are multiple audio glitches in this episode, be aware

Paul shows Aaron the legendary anime film that put Japanese animation on the map for western audiences, but will it hold up?

Our duo takes a look at the Scarlett Johansson live action remake of the classic cyberpunk anime. We also talk about totally unrelated stuff too

Crappy CGI, Ryan Reynolds not being Deadpool and Kevin Bacon doing nothing wrong despite being the villain. Lads this is the Rest in Peace Department

*NOT A TYPO. This is a strange saw parody that NOBODY has covered! A damn shame too, it’s a riot! Dead meat James should really do a kill count on this one.

An unusually serious episode of our show. We talk a lot about the history and controversy behind Doug’s notorious “send off” for the Nostalgia Critic