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Welcome back to the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.This week on Two Shit Blokes, Dave and Jas dive into one of the biggest talking points in the NRL right now — why can’t the Bulldogs make the hard decision? We break down the pressure, the performances, and whether the Dogs are avoiding the call everyone can see coming.We also cover:The biggest stories around the NRLRound reviews and previewsPlayers under pressureOrigin watchOur usual sprays and strong opinionsPlenty of laughs and nonsense along the wayWe also sit down with Emily from The Bloom Bar for a special Mother’s Day chat covering flowers, events, business, and all the chaos in between.No media spin. No fake hot takes. Just two mates talking footy the way fans actually do.Big thanks to our sponsors: The Bloom Bar by EmilyFor flowers, events, gifts and all things creative. If you need something special done properly, Emily’s your person. Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantLooking to level up your cooking game or learn more about the Thermomix? Get in touch with Penny for demos, advice, and everything Thermomix. Proudly recorded at The Bella — home of the Two Shit Blokes Podcast. Great food, cold beers, and the home of plenty of terrible takes.As we always say… Do Better.

Did the Tigers drop the ball with Jerome Luai?In this week’s episode of Two Shit Blokes, Dave and Jas break down one of the biggest talking points in the NRL — Luai’s exit and whether the Tigers got it completely wrong.We dive into:Did Luai handle his exit the right way?Have the Tigers mismanaged another key situation?Loyalty vs business in today’s gameAnd what this means moving forwardAs always, it’s real opinions, no media spin, and a few laughs along the way.Whether it’s weddings, birthdays, anniversaries… or you’ve just stuffed up and need to say sorry — The Bloom Bar by Emily has you covered.Beautiful, custom floral arrangements for any occasion. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Email: [email protected] to make life easier in the kitchen?Thermo Logica with Penny offers Thermomix demos so you can see exactly how it works before jumping in. Perfect for families, busy lifestyles, or anyone who loves good food without the hassle.Email: [email protected]: @penny_the_thermomix_consultantFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantNew episodes every weekNRL rants, previews, and real footy talkAnd as we always say… Do Better.#NRL #JeromeLuai #WestsTigers #NRLNews #NRLRant #NRL2026 #RugbyLeague #NRLDiscussion #FootyPodcast #NRLFans #TwoShitBlokes #NRLDrama #Luai #NRLPodcast

The Two Shit Blokes are back — and this one goes off.This week we break down the biggest talking points in the NRL, give our unfiltered opinions, and finish with an all-time story that had us shaking our heads… brace for shock. NRL reviews and previews Strong takes and honest opinions Special interview segment to close the showAs always — no filters, no overthinking… just two blokes talking footy.The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemily Email: [email protected] Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Email: [email protected] Facebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix Consultant Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantEnjoying the show? Hit follow and share it — helps us grow and keeps the content coming.

Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.This week we get stuck into:The call around Nathan Cleary’s contract — what it means for the gameWhy the Parramatta Eels are struggling right now… and what’s actually going wrongAnd we pick our own NSW Origin teams… which turns into an all-out warPlenty of strong opinions, a few arguments, and as always — no media spin, just how we see it.Big thanks to our sponsors: The Bloom Bar by EmilyWeddings, birthdays, anniversaries… or when you’ve stuffed up and need to say sorry — Emily has you covered. With Mother’s Day coming up, now’s the time to get organised. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Email: [email protected] Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantWant to make life easier in the kitchen? Penny runs Thermomix demos so you can see exactly how it works before you commit. Perfect for busy households or as a great gift idea.Email: [email protected]📘 Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant Follow us on Instagram: @two_shit_blokes Like, subscribe, and tell your matesDo Better.

Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.This week we’re in holiday mode, but there’s no time off when it comes to footy. We break down all the key games, call out what mattered, and give you our honest take on how each side is really tracking.No fluff. No media spin. Just real NRL opinions.Full game reviews from the roundThe big moments that actually matteredA few strong opinions (as always)The Bloom Bar by Emily Beautiful custom flower arrangements for any occasion.Follow on Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyThermo Logica – Penny (Thermomix Consultant) Looking to level up your cooking game? Penny can show you how to get the most out of your Thermomix.Get in touch for demos and more info.Instagram: @two_shit_blokesIf you enjoy the show, make sure to follow, share, and tell your mates.Do Better.

Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.This week it’s the Man-Flu Edition — Jason’s battling through like a busted front-rower on one leg, but the show goes on.We cover all the key talking points coming out of the round, break down the games, preview what’s ahead, and line up our tips — plus a crack at Multi Madness. The Bloom Bar by EmilyFor weddings, events, funerals, birthdays — or when you’re in the doghouse and need to sort yourself out properly.Emily absolutely nails it every time.📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: [email protected] Thermo Logica – Penny (Thermomix Consultant)If you’ve ever thought about a Thermomix — or want to actually use it properly — Penny’s your go-to.Demos available, recipes, support, and even a side income opportunity if you’re keen. Email: [email protected] Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Instagram: @penny_the_thermomix_consultantBig thanks as always to The Bella for letting us record the lowest podcast in the game.If you enjoy the show — like, subscribe, follow… or don’t. We’ll still be here.Follow us on Instagram: @two_shit_blokesDo Better.

Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.This week we start with all the NRL news coming out of the round, including the big question — is Brisbane in crisis? We also get into the Te’o situation and whether he’s taken his ball and gone home.We then wrap up all the games from the round, preview what’s ahead, give our tips, and line up a few Multi Madness plays.Big thanks to our sponsors — The Bloom Bar by Emily, and Thermo Logica with Penny.And as always, thanks to The Bella for letting us record the lowest NRL podcast on the planet… with the lowest hosts… absolute nonsense every week.The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: [email protected] Logica – Penny (Thermomix Consultant)Email: [email protected]: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantIf you enjoy the episode, make sure you follow, like, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.And as we always say…Do Better.

Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.This week we wrap up all the action from the round, preview the games ahead, give our tips, and line up a few Multi Madness plays to (hopefully) make you some coin.Are the Broncos lacking desire this season? We dive into it, along with all the big talking points across the NRL. Proudly Sponsored By The Bloom Bar by EmilyFor all your event styling, florals, and custom setups — Emily brings the vibe to any occasion. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Email: [email protected] Thermo Logica – Penny (Thermomix Consultant)Want to cook smarter, faster, and with less mess? Penny runs relaxed Thermomix demos where you can see it in action and taste the results. Email: [email protected] Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant Follow us on Instagram: @two_shit_blokes Subscribe to the channel and join the ride

This week on Two Shit Blokes, Dave and Jason dive into the biggest talking points in rugby league.We break down the latest NRL news, review last week’s games, and preview the upcoming clashes. The boys also throw out a multi or two for the weekend before finishing the show with another classic Two Shit Blokes rant.Big thanks to our sponsors The Bloom Bar by EmilyBeautiful floral arrangements for events, gifts, and special occasions.Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: [email protected] Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantIf you want to save time in the kitchen and replace multiple appliances with one machine, Penny can show you how the Thermomix works with relaxed cooking demos and advice.Email: [email protected]: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantFollow Two Shit Blokes for more NRL talk every week on .Instagram @two_shit_blokes and Spotify

This week Dave and Jason dive into the Zac Lomax situation, break down the games from Vegas, and preview the finish of Round One.We’ll throw out some very early horse racing tips, have a rant or two, and cover plenty more along the way. And at one point during the show, the boys make it clear — the Dogs are delusional.Big thanks to our sponsor The Bloom Bar by Emily for supporting the Two Shit Blokes.Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: [email protected] you enjoy the show, make sure to follow on Spotify and share it with a mate.Follow the show on Instagram: @two_shit_blokes

The NRL is back!This week we review last week’s trial games and break down what actually mattered heading into the new season. Then we preview the Round 1 Vegas opener and ask whether the spectacle adds to the hype — or takes something away from the traditional start of the season.We lock in our predictions for the week ahead, talk this week’s horse racing, and of course Jason delivers three classic rants you won’t want to miss.🌸 Thanks to our sponsor – The Bloom Bar by EmilyBeautiful, custom floral arrangements for every occasion.Follow on Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: [email protected] you enjoy the show, follow us on Spotify and Instagram to stay up to date with every episode, clip and rant.Footy. Racing. Rants. Season 2 rolls on.

This week we break down the latest NRL trial games and the All Stars clash, looking at who impressed, who struggled, and which teams might already have early warning signs heading into the season.We preview the final trial matches and start building into Round 1, which is now just around the corner.NRL season is almost back — and so are the strong opinions.Make sure you’re following the show on Spotify and the Gram so you don’t miss a thing.This episode is proudly supported by The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: [email protected]

In this episode we dive into the Payne Haas move to the South Sydney Rabbitohs in 2027, unpacking what it means for both clubs and the NRL landscape.We also congratulate Adam Reynolds on his remarkable career, celebrating his impact on the game and what comes next for one of rugby league’s great competitors.Plus we run through all the weekend’s trial games, give our take on the key performers and talking points, and hit on the big plays from Super Bowl LX — including the standout moments and what the result means for the NFL season.And just to keep you on your toes, Jason tells a story you have to hear to believe.Jump in — it’s a big one.

We talk all things NRL, with Jason calling out Paps after being brushed. We also look ahead to the upcoming Super Bowl with the OX — breaking down what to watch for and some early thoughts on the big game.Don’t forget Valentine’s Day is coming up — make sure you support our sponsor The Bloom Bar by Emily for all your floral needs.📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily📧 Email: [email protected]

Season 2 kicks off exactly how you’d expect — no training, no prep, and absolutely no idea. The loose units are back for Episode 1 as we fire up Season 2 and get back behind the mic talking footy, life, and whatever else comes up.Big thanks to The Bloom Bar by Emily for supporting the show 🌸With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, make sure you’ve got your flowers sorted.📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily📧 Email: [email protected]

In Part 2 of our listener feedback series, we continue going through your messages, reactions, and favourite moments from Season 1. More laughs, more honest takes, and plenty of classic 2SB style as we wrap up your feedback.

In Part 1 of our listener feedback series, we go through your comments, questions, and favourite moments from the show. Honest reactions, plenty of laughs, and classic 2SB style as we look back at what you had to say.

In Part 2 of our Season 1 highlights, we go through even more of the funniest and most memorable moments from the year. More laughs, more great stories, and plenty of classic 2SB energy — the perfect follow-up to Part 1.

We go through the best bits of Season 1 in Part 1 of our highlights series. It’s fun, funny, and full of classic Two Shit Blokes moments — the proper 2SB style you’ve come to expect.

Celebrate the end of the year with Two Shit Blokes – Christmas style.In Episode 8, we look back at some of our favourite moments, fire off a completely unplanned rants, and talk a bit of footy… even though nothing is actually happening in the NRL right now.We’re wearing Christmas hats, the vibes are loose, and the chat goes everywhere — just how we like it.Thanks to everyone who’s listened this year.We’ll be back bigger, louder and probably wrong again next season.

This week on Two Shit Blokes – Summer Sesh Ep 7, Dave and Jason dive into the latest NRL headlines, break down another wild week in the NFL, and deliver a brutally honest review you won’t see coming.We hit the comments, argue (as usual), make a few predictions that will probably age badly, and take the piss out of anything that deserves it.If you’re new here, follow the show on Spotify and Instagram — it helps more than you know.And a big thanks to the Bella Vista Hotel for having us each week.As we always say… do better.

This week on Summer Sesh Ep 6, the boys dive into the comments section, break down all the latest NRL news, and absolutely rip apart the R360 “variability” farce.We also review Westfields Parramatta, talk all things NFL with The Ox, and finish with a serious chat about youth crime and knife violence.Plenty of laughs, a few rants, and the usual Two Shit Blokes attitude.

We cover the latest NRL news, tell the Chris Sandow story, and go head-to-head over the movie Sinners. Dave lets emotion get the better of him in an NFL rant about his Giants, we review 360 Action Park Castle Hill with some awesome replies from the owner, and we completely go off the rails with what’s wrong with people.

The blokes are back for another Summer Sesh — packed with NRL talk, movie reviews, and athletes who’ve managed to blow up their own careers.Dave and Jason break down the latest league stories — kick-off rule changes, Payne Haas heading to R360, and whether Kevie Walters should coach Australia next year. Then it’s on to the big screen, with Dave reviewing The Drop and Jas taking on The Town, before wrapping up with the new segment “Athletes Who Blew Up Their Lives,” featuring Antonio Brown.Plenty of laughs, a few honest opinions, and the usual Bella Hotel banter.

We get absolutely hammered by the fans in the comment section — and fair enough! The boys talk all things Rugby League, review Gold Class Castle Hill, catch up on the latest racing with Moe, and dive into the NFL with The Ox. Same banter and fun as usual on the Summer Sesh.

We sit down with racing legend Tyler Mecklem to talk all things motorsport — from building his own race car to conquering Bathurst and beyond.The blokes also read out your comments, break down the latest NRL news, and review The Fiddler in true 2SB style.Fast cars, footy chat, and a pub review — what more do you need?

In this first Summer Session, we kick back and do what we do best — talk rubbish with style.We dive into the listener comments, review The Bella, break down the latest NRL stories, and bring on The Ox to talk all things NFL. Then, just when you thought the standards couldn’t get any lower, Moe joins us for his racing tips and questionable wisdom.Light, loose, and unapologetically Two Shit Blokes.

This week the boys wrap up the NRL Grand Final, unload on State of Origin selections, and drop their tips of the week. Special guest Moe Lester joins the show to share his own “expert” predictions — and, as always, there’s plenty of laughs, sprays, and chaos along the way.

In this episode, the Two Sh*t Blokes break down everything leading into the NRL decider — key matchups, game-changing players, and where the trophy could be won or lost. We give our bold predictions, share a few sprays, and have a laugh along the way. If you’re fired up for the big dance, this is the preview you need.

This week we review the big games, pick our winners for the round, and of course spray the Dogs. Gus and Cameron cop it as we call for some responsibility, but it’s not all serious — we throw out a heap of tips, share a few laughs, and have plenty of fun along the way.

We break down one of the greatest games of all time — the highs, the drama, the moments that had us out of our seats. From the plays that turned the tide to the calls that left us shaking our heads, this episode has it all.Plus, we dive into the latest NRL storylines, check in on the NFL, and throw in a few racing tips for good measure. As always, plenty of banter, a few bold takes, and maybe even a rant or two.

In this episode of Two Shit Blokes, Dave and Jas dive into another big week of sport. From NRL upsets to NFL pre-season storylines and a few hot tips on the ponies, the boys cover it all with their usual banter.Jas cops plenty after a rough night with the Tiger, while Dave dishes out his rant of the week. There’s laughs, bold calls, and the usual mix of footy, racing, and random nonsense that makes this podcast exactly what it is — two blokes talking shit about sport.

Listener feedback is in: apparently Jason ruins the whole podcast.This week we break down the NRL games, throw in our best bets of the week, review the NFL, and even tip a few winners on the ponies.

This week on Two Shit Blokes:All the big NRL newsGame reviews from the roundJason throws a full-blown tantrum about the Tigers Our picks for the week (guaranteed to go wrong)And one of us manages to drink all the water

Another week, another meltdown. Dave brings the random rage, Jas tries to keep it together (sort of), and somehow we still squeeze in our usual chaos: the weekly rants, our highly prestigious awards, a few multi bets that will probably crash and burn, this week’s bold predictions, and a look back at last week’s games.

We look back on last week’s games, hand out our player awards, predict next week’s winners, unleash our rant of the week, and— for some reason—Dave tells a story. Apologies for the volume from Dave… he had a shocker.

We look back at last week's chaos, try to make sense of next week's matchups, and of course, unleash our Rant of the Week.

In our first ever episode, we cover a full rundown of the 2025 NRL season so far, toss out some NFL opinions that may or may not age well, and deliver a very poorly researched horse racing segment that somehow still made the cut.Plus, our first ever Rant of the Week — because sometimes you've just got to let it fly.This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast: unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average.