Unfinished Business w/ Chester & The Shrew

I just want you all to know that Will brought a soundboard to use in this episode, but unfortunately it didn’t work and we had to scrap it. That said, I am still very happy with how this interview turned out. Listen to Wieuca’s new album Burning Platform everywhere music lives. Don’t forget to follow Will’s solo artwork over at Land of the Freak on insta. Songs in the Ep - Man of the House, Ciggy Gnardust

Seath and I recorded this interview with Taylor Smith, friend of the pod and proprietor of Arké Brewery.

The pipeline finally runs dry. We recorded this episode memorialize our 5 year experience with this little program. We talked about where we went right, where we went wrong, a few favorite moments, and our plans for the future. It was a blast to finally record in person again. For UFB, we are officially resigning from releasing material on a regular basis. However, we may release an episode from time to time on our usual feed. Thanks for sticking with us, nerds.

Shrew haunts Chris and Rory from Thistle do Nicely, a Scottish podcast by Scottish people about Scottish things.

should have parked at Kroger

a message from the CEO of CiCi's Pizza

please, just be nice

If you’ve been left wondering how Shrew and I are getting by lately, this episode is for you.

Our buddy Sauce rejoins the pod this week. Our very insightful takes on the Capitol Insurrection. The stressful life of a knock-off sports memorabilia vendor. Reading books topless for strangers. Thanks for tunin’ in.

Special guest Max Blount returns this week as we talk about our vaccine fantasies, people ogling each others’ bulges on public transit, complaints about deadly babysitters and much more.

Throwback posts, escort etiquette, QAnon, and the great sex site wars of 2020.

Lots of biz talk up front. Are we giving up on this pod? Are we going to off ourselves because we missed the Twitch wave? Only time will tell. Posts start at 28 minute mark, featuring another read from our friends over at Review Party Dot Com. Cheers, freaks.

Would you rather be a hypnotist or a ventriloquist? There’s a right answer here. Welcome back to the show. This week is just OJ and Chester, as Shrew’s new kitty was having butthole problems. Posts start around 28 minutes in. We’ve got boomer calls to Geek Squad. Misguided searching for hypnotherapy. Some lovely Craigslist-themed poetry.

I know the episode is late. I’m garbage, what can I say. Speaking of garbage, we’ve got a nice haul for you this week. UFB regular Sauce joins Chester and Shrew this week to talk dumpster diving, trash people love stories, and Rudy Giuliani’s weird face. Posts start around 30 minutes and feature submissions from our friends over at Review Party Dot Com. We sent them some of our weird shit to read on their program, and they returned the favor. Go check them out on Spotify. Thanks for sticking with us.

Join us this week as make plans for Civil War 2, recounts mask-related public altercations, and fondly remember the in-your-face atheism of the 1990’s. Posts start around the 20 minute mark - stories of lost love, seeking friends to search for bigfoot, sketchy living situations, and people selling clean pee for drug testing. If you haven’t done so yet, go check out Chester’s new podcast Matt Wanted a Hit. Thanks for sticking with us.

Look, in this episode we blow a government-ran glory hole conspiracy wide open. What more could you want? Posts start at 16:30 - sexy laptop repairmen, leaky moms, creepy bassists wanted, and a few other unmentionables. Chester’s two new podcasts are: Matt Wanted a Hit - interviews with people who do cool shit The Cook Wook Podcast - just music festival shit Thanks for listening, y’all.

Why is the UK so obsessed with Sherlock Holmes? Why did we get rejected for Squarespace sponsorship? What happens when you try to out pizza the hut?

Short, sweet and little loosey-goosey this week. Posts start at the 10 minute mark. We’ve got lost sailors in Mobile, Shark Week pick-up lines, and a little dash of trailer park squatting.

Sauce calls in from Chi-town! He’s one of our first guests and I believe the current record holder for appearances, and it’s always a good time when he joins the cast. Posts starts at the 31 minute mark. We’ve got terrible COVID advice. People looking to bang crackheads. Handymen with oversized tools. Plumbers looking for “apprentices”. It’s a good batch, folks.

This week we welcome back Craigslist historian and classic UFB guest Wieuca Will for a bonafide odyssey of an episode. Church of Satan meetings at Trader Joe’s. Used face masks (NOT what you’d expect). One poor cuckold who just wants some respect.

On this episode, we plunge wrist deep into the color world of pillow princesses, dog play, and sketchy massage guys.

This week on the pod we’ve got missing flesh lights, lazy innuendos, and some cool guys looking to service some tiddays. Plus, we chitter chatter about The Pick Up Artist, all time sex partner record holders, and the magic of the bidet.

Just Shrew and Chester. Lots of Rona talk up front, but plenty of CL spice in the back 9. Thanks for listening!

Just lil short guy that Shrew and I recorded last week. We’ve got more examples of horny gals that are definitely human women and not robots. We got people offering jobs and people looking for bush. Lastly, if you know a Craigslist moderator please lend a hand. Those poor bastards have given up.

This week we welcome back the wonderful Waffles to dig through the trash heap with us. Looking for love in an orgy. Romancing strangers in a gas station bathrooms. It's all here. Plus, we tackle an important question: can you really say you're doing your part if you wouldn't lend your bathroom to an essential worker with IBS?

Boy do we have some polished turds for you this week. Increasingly dumb takes on the ongoing pandemic. A VERY generous fluffer. One gentlemen who is very turned on by lawnmowers.

This week we bring back treasured guest Mike P for some spicy takes on Only Fans accounts, settling for Subway, sliding into someone’s Zoom dm’s, and one very angry Craigslist crusader who is determined to return Missed Connections to its former glory.

Robots snatching up jobs. Baby play. Sorcerers stealing souls left and right. Plus, people have some spicy takes about the Georgia’s reopening.

What’s up nerds?! We hope you’re out there weathering this damn ‘demic as best you can. Treasured guest Guac rejoins us for this episode. We’ve got acts of Grand Theft Nintendo, examples of blatant corporate pandering, and one gentleman who claims himself to be the grand master of social distancing.

Welcome back to our porn bunker, I mean podcast! This week on UFB Video Diaries, we’ve got folks developing quarantine crushes, nighttime-only housekeepers, and the world’s saddest cocktail (hint: it involves Cheerwine).

Short n’ sweet this week. Just a little quarantreat for your listening pleasure. We’ve got people braving CostCo to find love, the ethics of gazing at strangers, and some good ol’ conspiracy theory. Hope you weirdos are hanging in there. Cheers!

Come along with us, Davey White (new guest / patron) and Threon this week as we witness the Craigslist community very slowly and barely react to the coronavirus outbreak. We’ve got cancelled orgies, lessons on glory hole etiquette, and a group of viking musicians of questionable talent. Life goes on.

What’s up, nerds?! Welcome to our first ever remote episode!

Welcome back, ya freaks. This week friend of the pod Threon joins us to dive deep into the internet’s Mines of Moria, Craigslist. Rumspringer. The Hardy Boys. JD Power & Associates. It’s all connected.

Should you insure your penis? Are birds the worst type of animal? Is destroying toilets at Starbucks an act of patriotism?

Mysterious gang violence in bluegrass country, frustrated owners of below average penises, and one very concerned chicken farmer.

Well, hello again. Let me just be upfront about it - we’ve got a long intro this week. You’re welcome, in case you’re stuck in traffic. We covered a lot of ground in this episode - cruise ship people, country museums, mail order brides, and even a possible time traveler in Pennsylvania. In case you missed it, check out the blog for a breakdown of our plans/hopes/dreams for 2020. Thanks for listening, y’all. 35:00 Classic MC’s 48:00 Sounds Legit 1:02:00 Interlude 1:11:00 Craigslist Hot Takes 1:24:00 Short n Sweet

Welcome back, ya freaks. Not gonna lie - this is a weird one. Dog balls. Timothee Chalamet. People calling for street justice for those profiting off of fake Baby Yodas. Rogue scout masters starting communes of lost boys out in the woods. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. No break this week. Just pure ‘tent. 34:30 Sounds Legit 52:00 Craigslist Hot Takes 58:00 Short n Sweet

This week, we learn about the life of elementary school nurses, debate the merits of professional bass fishing, and find out Shrew’s plan for making it big on TikTok.

Welcome back, my friends! We had a great time welcoming a new guest and OG friend of the pod on this week. Posts this week include the usual drivel… We notice a sudden uptick in the demand for face sitting. We uncover an insidious plot to take advantage of shy elderly Korean men. And it wouldn’t be the holidays if we didn’t stumble onto a whole lot of terrible Christmas innuendos. Thanks as always for sticking with us. We’re serious about the t shirts by the way. DM us if you want to help clear out some inventory. Cheers! 24:00 Classic MC’s 39:30 Sounds Legit 53:30 Interlude 1:05:30 Gigs / Craigslist Hot Takes

The train keeps a rollin’… Join us in welcoming Mike P for his first foray into the Craigslist Thunderdome! We had a blast hanging out and tangling with the usual CL drivel - McDonald’s “fart guys”, ski feet enthusiasts, and Secret Santa snafus. Plus, our musings about popsicle power rankings, the great dinosaur conspiracy, and the world’s shittiest reason for being late to work. Thanks for listening, ya freaks! Keep a look out for Mike’s podcast in the coming months (we’ll plug when it arrives). Also, if you want to read Chester’s blog go to unfinishedbusinesspodcast.com/words. 18:00 - Classic MCs 36:00 - Sounds Legit 54:30 - Interlude 1:06:00 Craigslist Hot Takes

Welcome back, dirtbags! We’ve got an awesome episode for you this week, honestly might be my favorite of the year. Segs are back! This week’s posts - considerate STD carriers, free beer for sexy rednecks, and Craiglisters reviewing the Irishman. Plus, some spicy discourse about Christmas Stans, axe throwing places, and the lost art of the duel. Thanks for sticking with us, and remember… nothing makes a better White Elephant gift than an obscure podcast t shirt. Cheers! 32:30 - Classic MC’s 41:00 - Sounds Legit 47:30 - Interlude 54:00 - Craigslist Hot Takes 1:06:00 - Short n Sweet

Just a lil short guy this week with OJ and Chester. We’ve got salacious encounters at Hardee’s, questionable baseball groupies, and one very special piece of outerwear for your holiday shopping list. Enjoy! Posts start around the 15 minute mark.

We continue the more free form structure this week and get deep into weeds on redneck nudist colonies, the realities of life as a Red Robin employee, and perhaps the world’s lamest car enthusiast meet-up. Thanks for sticking with us, ya freaks!

This week we ditch the normal format again and answer some important questions. What do Nazis and tweakers have in common? Which clothing companies are just dummy traps? How much crack can you get for selling a vaccum? Plus, some good ol’ creepy feet stuff. Posts start at 20:00. Cheers!

It’s the OG hosts this week - just Chester & Shrew kicking back and digging up some fresh grime for your listening pleasure. People gatekeeping at Bassnectar concerts, Chester’s breakdown of the Red Light District, and Shrew’s new favorite internet troll. Enjoy!

It’s the Shrew and OJ Show this week as Chester is off in gallivanting in Europe learning how to train Dragons or something like that. This week we’ve sketchy networking groups, erotic massages, and another edition of Craigslist Geek Squad. Plus, OJ and Shrew weigh in on what is acceptable to give out on Halloween. Thanks as always for sticking with us. Cheers!

This week we welcome back friend of the pod Threon, who brings with him a dossier full of spicy, spammy Hawaiian posts. Plus we’ve got more strip club Yelp reviews, sleazy tennis pros, spooky witches and even a dreaded Were-Chad. Thank you to our patrons who continue to support the show on Patreon. Enjoy! 18:00 Classic MC’s 36:00 Sounds Legit 49:30 BREAK 58:00 Housekeeping / Strip Club Yelp Reviews 1:07:00 Craigslist Hot Takes 1:13:00 Short n Sweet

Just Chester and OJ holding down the fort this week to cover some spicy content: The quick way to get tatted up in a hurry if you’re poor and stupid Some very eloquent strip club yelp reviews Why all boozebags should drive Teslas Huge shout out to Taylor / Wild Roots Craft Brewery for the delicious beer this week. Enjoy!

In the first half of this episode, we talk about about Craiglist. There’s pirates. There’s wizards. Premature ejaculation. The good stuff. And the the second half…well, let’s just say it got away from us. 23:00 Classic MC’s 46:00 Sounds Legit 56:30 BREAK 58:00 Shrew’s Soapbox 1:27:00 Short n Sweet