Unserious Book Reviews

June Hayward is a struggling writer whose career has the structural integrity of a damp tissue. Rather fortunately, she happens to be with Athena Liu — literary darling, national treasure, and human embodiment of “effortlessly excellent” — on the night Athena dies in a freak accident involving pancakes. June mourns appropriately for approximately three seconds before noticing Athena’s freshly completed manuscript sitting on the desk like a gift from the Career Fairy. June takes it, because of course she does, and embarks on a new literary career as Juniper Song.By the end, June has lost her career, her reputation, and her grip on reality, but she still thinks she’s the real victim — which, honestly, is the most accurate depiction of online discourse ever written.=====================================Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/Instagram: @unseriousbrBluesky: @unseriousbookrvws

Lord of the Flies is what happens when you give a group of schoolboys freedom, no supervision, and zero Wi-Fi. When a plane crashes on a deserted island, stranding a bunch of British boys who were presumably on their way somewhere with proper adult oversight and tea. Miraculously, no grown-ups survive. Tragically, the boys do.They build shelters (badly), maintain a signal fire (inconsistently), and reassure the littluns that the mysterious “beast” on the island probably isn’t real. But things spiral fast, and when they do, the schoolchild in the boys rapidly disappears.=====================================Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/Instagram: @unseriousbrBluesky: @unseriousbookrvws

Oliver Twist is the story of what happens when a very small boy makes the catastrophic error of politely asking for more food. Sweet, polite, and apparently terrifying to the adults in charge of the workhouse, they react to his request as though he’s asked for the moon, the stars, and a side of pudding.So starts his unplanned adventure which sees him stroll to London, get arrested, rescued, kidnapped again (London was wild back then), accidentally shot (a bit inconvenient), and swept up into a cast of characters who range from “unexpectedly kind” to “could use a hug and perhaps a sunny holiday.”=====================================Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/Instagram: @unseriousbrBluesky: @unseriousbookrvws

Eat, Pray, Love is the story of what happens when you have a perfectly respectable life on paper and decide instead to have an existential crisis with a passport.Freshly divorced and spiritually singed, Elizabeth does what many of us consider daily but rarely commit to: she sells her belongings and embarks on a year-long journey to Italy, India, and Indonesia. Some people buy new bedding after a breakup. Elizabeth buys three international plane tickets. Exactly the kind of plan you come up with when you’re both catastrophically heartbroken and holding an advance from your publisher.The book is part memoir, part travelogue, part spiritual scavenger hunt, and part reminder that sometimes the best way to find yourself is to pack a suitcase and hope the universe knows what it’s doing. If it does, you too might get a bestseller out of it.=====================================Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/Instagram: @unseriousbrBluesky: @unseriousbookrvws

The Secret History is what happens when a normal college student accidentally enrolls in Advanced Pretentious Chaos with a minor in Murder. At first, everything seems idyllic for our small clique of students: they read ancient texts, drink expensive liquor, and behave like philosophy majors who’ve never heard the word “consequence.” Then they take their classical studies a little too seriously. In an attempt to recreate a Dionysian ritual – because apparently normal extracurriculars were just too mainstream – they accidentally kill a farmer.Enter Bunny, who discovers the secret and decides blackmail pairs beautifully with free lunches. The group’s anxiety escalates from “this is bad” to “we absolutely cannot live like this,” and they arrive at the most reasonable conclusion possible under pressure: Bunny has got to go…=====================================Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/Instagram: @unseriousbrBluesky: @unseriousbookrvws

Jack Torrance, a writer with anger issues, brings his family to his winter caretaker job at the Overlook Hotel, a place with more ominous vibes than a clown convention held at midnight. Fortunately, the hotel chef notices Jack’s son Danny has psychic ability – “the shining” – and casually warns him that the Overlook is full of bad leftover energy, but that he should just… avoid the scary bits. Unfortunately for them all, the hotel has other plans – specifically, nudging Jack little by little toward “unhinged homicidal maniac.”What follows is a spectacularly stressful game of hide-and-seek through the hotel, and an inter-family “argument” of ginormous and terrifying proportions.=====================================Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/Instagram: @unseriousbrBluesky: @unseriousbookrvws

Our 4-minute Unserious Book Review of Gone Girl, where Nick and Amy Dunne’s marriage is the literary equivalent of a beautifully wrapped present that turns out to contain a live scorpion wearing a party hat. At first glance, they’re the perfect couple: witty, attractive, and smug in that way only fictional New Yorkers can truly master. But once they move to Missouri – where dreams go to take a long nap – things unravel faster than a cheap jumper in a tumble dryer. Before Amy goes on a road trip of vengeance, armed with a wig, a fake identity, and the kind of meticulous planning that would make CIA recruitment come running. And then there’s her ex, Desi Collings…=======================================Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/Instagram: @unseriousbrBluesky: @unseriousbookrvws

The Talented Mr Ripley is the uplifting tale of what can happen if you combine ambition, envy, and a truly flexible sense of identity. It moves from the United State to Italy, and Italy, naturally, is dazzling. There is sun. There is wine. There are linen shirts fluttering meaningfully in coastal breezes. Dickie Greenleaf lives in a picturesque seaside town, painting mediocre art and doing absolutely nothing productive, which Tom finds both appalling and intoxicating.What makes the novel deliciously unsettling is that Tom is not a snarling villain. He is polite. He appreciates good tailoring. He worries about being discovered the way most people worry about being late to dinner. You almost find yourself rooting for him, which says more about human psychology than is entirely comfortable.Find more of our 4-minute Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/

Our 4-minute unserious book review about Charlotte Bronte's classic, Jane Eyre. The story of a woman who absolutely refuses to calm down about injustice, no matter how inconvenient itmakes things for everyone involved. A principle we could do with remembering today.It’s a tale of a fierce governess, a reformed brooder, one extremely flammable attic, and the enduring moral that if you simply refuse to compromise your principles for four hundred pages, things may eventually work out.Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/

A 4-minute unserious review of Richard Osman's cozy mystery, The Thursday Mystery Club. Subtitle: Why knit scarves when you can unravel homicides? Find out if we think you should view with joy that the author’s retirees face the end of life with wit, friendship, and a total disregard for rules. Or whether the writing could be seen as being stereotypical condascending crock-lit which doesn’t do justice to Osman’s clear brilliance. Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/

“A road trip that makes Race Around the World look like a stroll through Costco”Never laugh at dragons - but you can laugh at our 4-minute unserious book review of JRR Tolkien's epic story, The Hobbit. A mini adventure but with all your favourite characters - and you won't be interrupted by Precious.Find all of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website: http://unseriousbookreviews.com/

“With puzzles that would make a Sudoku champion roll their eyes”Welcome to our 4-minute unserious book review of The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown’s bestselling guide to running frantically through European tourist attractions while learning questionable art history.Enter Robert Langdon, Harvard “symbologist,” a job that doesn’t really exist; Sophie Neveu, a French cryptographer whose main role is to explain things in an accent; and Opus Dei, a Catholic group portrayed here as shadowy monk assassins, with Silas, the world’s palest hitman.Find more of our Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/

"If you thought your last family holiday was full of drama, you clearly haven’t met the residents of Wuthering Heights and Thrushcross Grange. Emily Brontë’s Wuthering Heights is less a love story and more a multi-generational soap opera set in the English moors, featuring a cast of people who all desperately need therapy and maybe a long weekend at a spa."A four-minute humorous book review of Wuthering Heights. A light-hearted literary commentary of the adventures of Cathy, Heathcliff et al, for book lovers and readers - it does contain spoilers of a sort (sorry), but they have been around for over 175 years...Find more of our 4-minute Unserious Book Reviews on our website http://unseriousbookreviews.com/

A four-minute humorous book review of Suzanne Collins' first book in The Hunger Games series - but shorter and a lot funnier than the novel. Oh, and if you haven't read it, it does contain spoilers of a sort - sorry.