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Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks about her version of "The First 48", except it's her first 48 hours out of prison. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest has another project in the works! Today she discusses how the parole board deemed her worthy of going home, the process involved and what her thought was in her first moment of freedom. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest struggles on today's show with a rather UNemotional goodbye. Is this the end? Yes, yes, it is. But not the end of what you may think.

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest tries to find any...ANY reasoning behind this latest fukery that DJT (INMATE #8645) has brought to america via his pretentious bill. Notice how I didn't capitalize the word 'america'? That's because only proper nouns get capitalized and there is NOTHING proper about america right now.

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest gives an in-depth insight on her love for all things T-Shirt. Join her as she recalls how she felt receiving her first promotional shirt as a pre-teen, how she felt giving away promotional shirts as a media personality...and how it resulted in her creating a future empire with her own T-Shirt line. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest sashays her lard arse back into s37a today to discuss her absence. Turns out, size DOES matter...but only sometimes. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest dips her big toe back into the podcast pond to see if the water is indeed warm enough for her to come back in yet. Thankfully she has brought along 2 other people to help coax her back into the world of "Oh here she goes again with her bullshit". Join this trio of trifuckedry as they navigate thinking that they didn't know each other only to realize they've known each other all along somehow. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Welcome back Nic. Take a shower. -Phil "I Hated Those Chairs With A Passion Squeak Squeak" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes our resident Pagan, Shawna, to s37a today and with her, she brings a very special guest, the amazing Wendy Love Edge! Wendy is also a Reverend, so this does make this an official 2RAAP episode! Join this trio of tremedous-ness as they introduce Nic to the spirituality of crystals, Shawna discovers the true meaning of dog-jowl, a future plan for Shawna's Croning Ceremony, Facebook Groups with Fight Club Rules and they also all wonder.... what ever happened to Tom from MySpace? Welcome to urbanNictionary. Shawna's lucky she only got to see Nic's Dog jowl...she showed me how the cat ate the mouse. -Phil "Can't Control That Cat" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Gordon Sears back to s37a today. Join this dye-namic duo as Nic describes a recent close call with the 5-0, how they both handled the DMV, and get ready because your smart devices are about to go haywire. Sometimes Nic has intrusive thoughts that become quickly outtrusive and we were fortunate enough to capture some of that on today's show. Who toots on an IV anyway? Welcome to urbanNictionary. OK I need to know more about this rapper. -Phil "Vanilla As Vanilla Can Possibly Be" Ice Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest packs up an entire podcast studio and drives it to Hal's home to record the show on the road today! Join them as they talk about Hal's inspirational housing initiative, what it means to really "HOLD SPACE" for a stranger, they discuss the origin of 'Sarcastic Jesus/Jesus The Gardener' and Hal reveals his big podcast news! Welcome to urbanNictionary. Who started the rumor that Nic canned me? I run things around here. If anyone goes, it'll be her. Probably to get a Diet Coke from our local gas station but at least she'll be gone for 10 minutes so I can get some peace and quiet. -Phil "My Boss Used To Be Hot But Now She's.....Fugg It. She's Still Hot" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest is joined in s37a today by her 8-year old son, Arran! Join them as they discuss jokes, hurt butts, personal insecurities and we make a HUGE announcement today! Welcome to urbanNictionary⁠urbannictionary.com⁠⁠feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany⁠⁠lowes.com⁠⁠www.mms.com⁠⁠nordvpn.com⁠⁠perfumania.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes her former budbouncer to s37a today. Join Nic and Gordon as they talk all things green, try out a new d@b RlG and then get down to serious talks about penguins and pirates. Welcome to this all-new show, Pirates of the Dab-ibbean. Hey Nic, quit saying "Queue The Music" like you're my boss or something. -Phil "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING" Lawrenceurbannictionary.com⁠feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompanylowes.com⁠www.mms.com⁠nordvpn.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Amanda Landers to s37a today, where history is made in the first 5 seconds of the show. Join Amanda & Nic as they discuss what it was like to be the child of an incarcerated mother and how her own struggles with substance abuse led her to where she and her mom are today: 2 complete forces to be reckoned with. Welcome to urbanNictionary. So... Lesbian Flannel you say.... -Phil "Boner Amanda x 2" Lawrence⁠urbannictionary.com⁠⁠feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany⁠⁠lowes.com⁠⁠www.mms.com⁠⁠nordvpn.com⁠⁠perfumania.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest discusses a fear that she had before the elections and now that her fear has occurred, what steps (if any) she plans on taking...or not taking. Welcome to urbanNictionary. "It was then that I carried you" until I realized I couldn't very many steps carrying Mrs. Twinkie Queen. -Phil "That's The NicName Her Exhusbands Current Twat Gave Her" Lawrenceurbannictionary.com⁠feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany⁠lowes.com⁠www.mms.com⁠⁠nordvpn.com⁠⁠perfumania.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes her #1 fan, Jason Green, to the studio today. Join Nic and The Crossfit King as they discuss Jasons passion, crossfit, their mutual friendship with Brad Durham and Nic addresses somthing that has been on her mind for a while. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Another collateral relationship, courtesy of the universe. -Phil "Wasn't There, Don't Care, I'm Jealous" Lawrence.urbannictionary.com⁠feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany⁠lowes.com⁠www.mms.com⁠nordvpn.comperfumania.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest inhales a new coat of paint in studio 37a today as she talks about new contact from an old family member and ponders what thousands of other have pondered: What the hell happened to the Party Girls? (Spoiler Alert: They were never her real friends) Welcome to urbanNictionary. I remember that one that sounded like Marge. -Phil "Wasn't Me" Lawrence. No, really. WAS NOT ME. urbannictionary.com⁠ feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠ facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ facebook.com/durhambandmusic ⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany⁠ lowes.com⁠ www.mms.com⁠ nordvpn.com⁠ perfumania.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest goes wayyyyyyyy back in her memory bank to recall the first time she knew that winning at all costs may not have been legal, but it was supported by her father. Join Nic today as she recalls the dangerous mindset she had as a pre-teen towards winning at any and all costs and what winning means to her now. Welcome to urbanNictionary. THe only thing she is winning at today ere those burps. Geezus what did you eat? Brussel Sprouts? Gross. -Phil "She Said Excuse Me But There Is No Excuse For Her" Lawrence urbannictionary.com feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠ facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ ⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany⁠ lowes.com⁠ www.mms.com⁠ nordvpn.com⁠ perfumania.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest warms up the studio before cooling it down as she talks about her recent interview with Peggy Frazier, goes into detail about her thought processes during bath nights and why sometimes, she will institute a 48-hour rule before making any major decisions....because: Sativa. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Listen. I've tried and tried to get in on these bath nights but Nic says there's only one submarine and I ain't invited on it. Whatever that means. She's like a really hot Ursula. -Phil "Don't Take My Voice But Please Take My Virginity" Lawrence urbannictionary.com⁠ feloniousclothingcompany.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ ⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany lowes.com⁠ www.mms.com⁠ nordvpn.com⁠ perfumania.com ⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes a new voice to the studio today, Peggy Frazier! Join Peggy & Nic as they both discuss their time spent incarcerated, pardons, headstone sitting and find out the TWO things Peggy didn't want touched while she was in the hoosegow. Welcome to this new segment on urbanNictionary: Big Felons With Small Melons. ⁠urbannictionary.com⁠ feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠ ⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany lowes.com⁠ www.mms.com⁠ nordvpn.com⁠ perfumania.com⁠

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest discusses her journey with religion on today's show. What led her there, what took her away, and why that cycle is seemingly so repetitive in her life. She excitedly goes on and on about this Peggy woman too, who will make her podcast debut on Thursdays show. Whatever. Oh. And big tits. On Nic, not Peggy. 2 Felons With Large Melons will be the name of that show. -Phil "I Carried A Watermelon...Or 4" Lawrence urbannictionary.com feloniousclothingcompany.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany lowes.com www.mms.com nordvpn.com perfumania.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest happily shares s37a today with her dear friend, Shawna, our resident warm lapped Pagan, as they record their first show since the loss of the second Reverend on the show, Sheila Hernandez. They reminisce on fun times they've had with Sheila, memories that will live on in infamy either on urbanNictionary or over on Brad Durham's Podcasting Couch. They'll discuss the fall of TikTok, their thoughts on the upcoming Presidential Inaguration, and you'll hear 2 new phrases on todays show....one of which may make you rethink your podcast choice. Welcome to urbanNictionary. So, NicTuah is a thing now? Duly Noted. Phil "Just Spit On It" Lawrence urbannictionary.com feloniousclothingcompany.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest shares the studio today with her own little pissed off podcasting prodigy, Arran! Join them as Arran attempts to name names (but is blocked by a censor beep), learn Nic's reaction to the going rate of teeth nowadays and Arran introduces a brand-new word into the Nictionary: HOLAY!

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks off Season 4.2 with a brand new attitude about life and the future. Join Nic today as she talks about a recent NICkname someone gave her and how she plans to capatalize on it. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I've called her many, MANY names. Some of them were even made up and THIS is the one she chose to love? What a sociopath. With a logo. -Phil "Can I Get A Logo Too? I'm Also A Sociopath" Lawrence urbannictionary.com feloniousclothingcompany.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest wraps up 2024 with a surprise announcement about 2025 and the future of the podcast and brand. Welcome to urbanNictionary.

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest wraps up the story of Arrans dramatic entry into the world in this second-part installment. Join her as she recounts her confusion around this very specific instance in the operating room, and why she is thankful that she didn't know the reasoning then. Welcome to urbanNictionary. She's always confused. Don't let this wording confuse you. -Phil "But I Wasn't Talking About You" Lawrence urbannictionary.com⁠ facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ facebook.com/UrbanNictionary ⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy⁠ facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest shows her softer side today as she reminisces about the birth of her second son, Arran. Join her on the eve of her littlest kid's 8th birthday as she recalls how the day started versus how it ended up with an emergency C-Section. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd volunteer to be her next baby daddy but she can't have any more kids so I'll go find me a Handmaid. -Phil "I Put The Chitty In Your Bang Bang" Lawrence ⁠urbannictionary.com⁠ facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy⁠ facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks about biting off more than she can chew...and whether to digest it or throw it all up. Join her today as she reflects on a recent conversation with a friend...and gives her advice on biting off your own slice of life. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd like to bite off a little slice of Nic but she already accuses people of wanting to skin her and wear her so I'm not sure which one is more creepy...or is it creepier? -Phil "Spellcheck Says It's Creepier" Lawrence urbannictionary.com⁠ facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest processes the recent events that have shaken her and the brand. Join Nic today as she discusses a recent death of a friend, a co-host and a remarkable woman. Sheila, your mark will forever be in s37a not because you spilled drinks in there, but because your shine will live on through us. urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ ⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy⁠ facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes back her co-host on the segment "REVEREND: REDEFINED" and longtime friend Hal Henson to studio37a today as they discuss all things "Mended Man". Hal is hosting this groundbreaking new workshop on December 7th, and they reflect on what it is like to be aware that mended does not mean broken. Click on the link to purchase your tickets! YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS THIS EVENT! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-mended-man-workshop-tickets-1057742489259?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR12BpDX51OAHjZwo8sZ80fikbVTD9Mjd_VHmpH-lio9Px-r1eKeKX2mmgM_aem_Xf1Nz5Da_YiEQTAXC7rj0A

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes her old prison friend, Cindy "MODECKER" Jones to s37a today. Join them as they reminisce about the weird things prison officials forced them to do with imaginary sheep. This is not a test. They actually had to do things with imaginary sheep. And the taxpayers footed the bill for it. I've wished to be many things in life: An astronaut, A famed poet, Even the person who comes up with a cure for cancer but listening to this show made me realize that I now want to be a sheep in a women's prison. -Phil "Baaaaaa-aaa-aaaa-aaaad To The BONE" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ ⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy⁠ ⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks politics on todays show.  Join her as she talks about DJT and her fears for the future.  urbannictionary.com ⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ ⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ facebook.com/durhambandmusic ⁠mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy⁠ ⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany https://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-101283296-12271743?sid=URBANNICTIONARY https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-101283296-16938143?sid=urbannictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest ends Season 3 with a bang, a slap and a tickle on todays show. Join Nic, Sheila and Shawna as these 2 Reverends And A Pagan roundtable discuss current events, their lives and reflect on 3 seasons of 2RAAP shows. Thank you ladies for everything you have done. And thank you to everyone who has helped make this whole dream of mine not only a reality, but a successful one. -Nic urbannictionary.com ⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ ⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ ⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ ⁠lumedeodorant.com/⁠ ⁠mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy⁠ facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest slips, slides, rocks, rolls and shimmies her way down one of her all-time favorite places to stroll: Memory Lane. Join her on today's all-new episode of urbanNictionary as she talks about the muscle behind the mouth behind the mic. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -She's right. That ain't my voice you are hearing. It might not be my "V", but it's dang sure my "D". -Phil "Crap. That makes it VD" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com/ mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks about the recent retrograde in Mercury and wonders if it's the reason why "Butt Crack Man In The Red Car" tried to run her off the road and then ponders if that same retrograde was responsible for a showdown with the product of a failed IVF attempt of Shrek and The Hulk. Welcome to this "Hulk Smash" sized edition of urbanNictionary. LEGAL DISCLAIMER: There's not one. Fugg off. urbannictionary.com facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany facebook.com/NicDavidson1 lumedeodorant.com mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy https://a.co/d/hERPPj8

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest reminisces about the time she worked for a 1-900 call center, laughs about her being a perceived threat and discusses what it's like to be able to not only turn 'it' on.... but turn 'it' off. Welcome to urbanNictionary. You don't have to worry about turning it on or off, Nic. You wore out those batteries a long time ago and it's USB rechargeable with a solar backup. You broke it. -Phil "And Hitting It Against The Wall Didn't Help Things Either" Lawrence urbannictionary.com⁠ facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany facebook.com/NicDavidson1 lumedeodorant.com mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy https://a.co/d/hERPPj8

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest continues her usual bullspit on today's show. Join her as she schemes to sell a cat, explains why her septum ring is sometimes tucked in and then talks about her new reality...or lack of it, that has her wishing she could hop in a DMC DeLorean and find the actual reality she is in. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'll be your Calvin Klein if you take me to that "Fish Under The Sea" dance. -Phil "Biff Tannen Minus The Horse Poop In His Convertible" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/NicDavidson1 https:/facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany lumedeodorant.com mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy facebook.com/durhambandmusic

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes her lifelong friend and published author Hal Henson to studio 37a today. Join them as they discuss ducks with middle fingers, Tiddies shoes (notice there is NO comma between those two words) and then break down Hal's new book "FIRELIGHT: Daily Reflections for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse and Trauma". Welcome to urbanNictionary. It's always a pleasure to sit in on this show. Hal always brings with him a peace, calm and a little guidance for our Hostess-With-The-Almostest. And for that, the entire studio is grateful. -Phil "I said 'exercise the demon', not 'exercise, you demon'" Lawrence. Again. Comma placement matters. urbannictionary.comfacebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy https://a.co/d/5SWdvvm

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest breaks her steely facade and tells, in her own words, her experience with her husband's recent heart attack. Join her in this emotional episode of urbanNictionary. Archie, get to feeling better soon, otherwise I'm going to have to start taking care of your wife. Archie: Seriously. Get better. I don't fucking want her. -Phil "Seriously. I fucking don't" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/UrbanNictionary httfacebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest is back with her usual shenanigans as she talks candidly about building a wildly successful brand based on everything that should cancel her. Welcome to urbanNictionary. They said they could cancel her credit card....she said cancel "this" and grabbed her private parts. -Phil "And Then She Hawk Tuah-ed On The Pilots Shoe" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes long-time Northwest Arkansas resident & bartender Chris Gray to s37a today. There's no further description because this show was off the rails before it even began. Join them and their redneck craft service table full of cronuts and potato salad as they realize their paths crossed more than they knew. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Why do I always have to clean up the party afterwrds? -Phil "Where's My Potato Salad & Cronuts" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com www.mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy www.facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest clearly wasn't done with her BS as she takes what I said and runs with it all the way to the ice cream store. Welcome to this Non-FroYo and VERY lactose intolerent episode of urbanNictionary. You were warned. -Phil "I Can't Eat Ice Cream" Lawrence https://lumedeodorant.com/ facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany mentalhealthamerica.net mhanational.org/b4stage4-philosophy

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest veers off course with this serious episode of urbanNictionary. Nic- You are loved by many, especially me. Pass it on but change the first name. - Phil Lawrence urbannictionary.com lumedeodorant.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic suicideispreventable.org

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest continues to struggle with her past, current and future political decisions: Will she run for President? Won't She? Those things remain as negative as her outlook for a peaceful internal resolution in today's tumultuous political climate. Welcome to this never-ending debate about the debate that made time....and Biden...stand still. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Listen. She's actually more torn than a Mexicans butthole on May 6th of any given year. She's really struggling with this. -Producer Phil "What Happens Under The Sombrero Stays Under The Sombrero" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingCompany lumedeodorant.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest slips and slides her way down a mountain of volcanic ashes of truth as she describes what it's like to publicly share her diaries and her life journey. Welcome to urbanNictionary. What happens in the locker room stays in the locker room. - Producer Phil "There's No Crying In Podcasting" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest suddenly comes into a complete WINDFALL of $$$$ after her daddy died. Find out what refusing to kiss his ass cost her. And why LA and MS need lots of lip balm. Seriously. Blistex should sponsor them. Welcome to this filthy rich edition of urbanNictionary. Can I call YOU daddy now? -Phil "But I'm Pretty So I Should Be A Kept Producer" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/search/top?q=urbannictionary lumedeodorant.com https://www.facebook.com/durhambandmusic youtube.com/@BradDurhamPodcastingCouch/videos

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest gives a major life update. Someone died, and she couldn't care less. Or could care less, whichever one of those is the lesser is the one she cares. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Come here baby girl I'm your daddy now. -Phil "Natty Daddy" Lawrence urbannictionary.com lumedeodorant.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Shawna, our resident Pagan and warm, warm lap to s37a today. It seems Nic has something stuck in her political craw and is asking for help to guide her way through another election year. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I want to be stuck deep inside a craw someday. - Phil "CrawCraw Like An ALDI Shopper" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com facebook.com/profile.php?id=61553911808264

Your FANCY Hostess-With-The-Almostest channels her inner Iggy Azalea today as she discusses the various in-laws she's had during her lifetime, and even talks about the ones she HASN'T had. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I will legitimately pay top dollar to a couple who wants to pretend to be Nic's 5th set of in-laws but you have to pretend to be my parents. -Phil "I Think I Wanna Marry Her...Bruno Mars Style" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/durhambandmusic lumedeodorant.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest gives a rather stark and startling revelation on todays show. Join her as she tries to navigate a few questions that have been asked recently. Welcome to urbanNictionary. DIBS. -Producer Phil "DIBS" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary lumedeodorant.com facebook.com/durhambandmusic

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest plumps up this episode with plumped-up lips and an overly-plumped up backside as she settles into the studio throne at Studio 37a today. She gives an update on her recent cosmetic enhancements, raves some more about that magical GGPS and then discusses a shocking conversation she overheard this morning. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd like to shock her overly-plump backside THEN feed her Green Goddess Potato Salad. -Phil "I'd Make Her Relish That Pickle Relish" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic facebook.com/stigmainktattoostudio lumedeodorant.com