Weekday Breakfast Beers podcast artwork

PODCAST · news

Weekday Breakfast Beers

A News and Entertainment show by two degenerates at heart. Will you be entertained? Potentially! Will you agree with anything we say? Probably not! Is this show for you? Not particularly! So grab your crayons and join the circus as two scumbag ringmasters try to understand the downfall of the country politically and culturally while actively contributing to it! Critics have said "This show has something for no one!" Email us at [email protected]

  1. 38

    Spiraling ( The World and Personally) Plus a new Show Tease

    Ryan and James reunite in time for Ryan to find James a new man, with a new hat, and a broken spirit after being sexualized on dating app. After that James breaks down his Artemis II launch experience then him and Ryan put on their pyschonaut helmets to discover the DMT realm and discover the most exclusive club in the spiritual world! They catch up on TV (The Boys, Daredevil Born Again, Monarch, Marvel Television) Movies (Super Mario Galaxy, Close Encounters of the Third Kind) and breakdown so interesting connections to Disclosure Day. Some Star Wars bitching and real War (Iran) bitching leads into a talk about a new venture and conspiracy talk. I didn't get to talk NHL playoffs but will next time, the bruins will lose in 6 and I will be [email protected] - email Us! We will read it!

  2. 37

    All The Wars (Iran, Star, Console and Cookie)

    James and Ryan are back after two months of destroying whatever momentum and good will they had built in the audience! The boys are talking Fallout, Star Wars changes, High on Life, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Israel, Iran, Jeff Epstein (not a friend of the show), UFOS, Boston Bruins and the End of the NFL season! Boy that sounds like a mess, but guess what, IT IS!Email Us and I swear to christ I will read it:[email protected]

  3. 36

    Interview with an Astronomer: 3i/Atlas, UFOs, and Space Science, Degens in Orbit!

    In Part 2 of this episode, James and Ryan sit down with Kyle, a professional optics expert and astronomer, to bring some much-needed clarity to their usual uninformed conversational knife fight.Kyle breaks down 3i/Atlas, separating what’s real from what’s fake, and explains how scientists use spectroscopy, optics, and NASA research to study ancient celestial objects that may be billions of years old. The conversation dives into astronomy, space science, UFOs (UAPs), extraterrestrial life theories, and modern space travel, along with what the professional astronomy community actually believes versus what’s popular online.As expected, things derail into discussions of famous astronomers (some questionable), nicotine, and Ryan’s enthusiastic but confusing relationship with mathematical formulas, do a shot every time he mispronounces something at your own risk.This interview blends science, skepticism, and chaotic conversation, and Kyle will be back in future episodes to help guide this knife fight through the mysteries of the cosmos. Let us know if you’d like more expert [email protected]

  4. 35

    Hair Conditioner, Dick Cheney, Space Pt.1

    [email protected] a special welcome back 2 part episode the boys (Ryan, James) drag a real astronomer into the scum pit! We have so many questions about 3I/Atlas but that's for part 2 when we do the interview (its already recorded). James and Ryan talk hair care, the death of Dick Cheney and his funeral and breakdown the Chainsaw Man movie, Pluribus, Warner Brothers gets bought by Netflix. Plus an NFL players girlfriend is scorn and dishes the tea of this popular team. Plus what other show can have one host do two 10 minute long non sequiturs that have no conclusion and couldn't possibly spark further conversation! That's Podcast 101 Baby!

  5. 34

    Talking 'Ween and Ball

    Email Us! [email protected] and Ryan are back for what was supposed to be a short episode that devolved because of the love of ball. James talks a little cars (HellCats, Teslas) and how odd he finds panted bumpers. Then the boys talk Superman (again but for the last time) Peacemaker finale, and Ryan defends the awful Alien Earth finale. Ryan wants to talk a little Halloween but James interrupts for more Superman and the tv show he couldn't remember( A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms) which leads to a Man that hurts him daily. Some news outta the middle east, eroding rights but that takes a back seat to a little Puck talk(NHL). To break up the Sports James plays a Us Representative admitting to alien bases then the boys talk Ball (NFL) Luckily nothing happens right at the end of filming that requires having 40 minutes edited out at the end!

  6. 33

    UFO Congressional Hearing, No Oreos

    We don't love the term UAP at this podcast. James and Ryan start with NFL, talk a little Alien Earth and some local supermarket talk. Then the meat and potatoes Ryan walks us through the UFO Congressional hearing and we end the show with a little awkward censorship talk. This episode has an abrupt ending, apologies.

  7. 32

    Dinosaur-Based Trauma, NFL Season Preview

    The Boys are all boned up to be back and talking movies including the worst one of the last 5 years (Jurassic World Rebirth, The War of the Worlds (2025)) some great tv (Alien Earth, Peacemaker) and even though they tried to fight it a little news (A new Chinese Century, war parades and the US fading empire) but its brief, like 15 minutes brief. Then the boys give you their picks for the NFL season and week one. Also you better believe the boys get cream'd with the new oreo flavor so join the chaos this one is a little loosey [email protected]

  8. 31

    World War Creme

    As in oreo creme! James and Ryan open the show with some fun Oreo review of the Selena Gomez flavor and some talk of a real life Butlerian Jihad. Entertainment news up first with a new side kick for Spiderman, James breaks down his thoughts on the upcoming Superman and Jurassic World flicks while Ryan goes off about Killer of Killers and How to Train your Dragon. For All Mankind gets a quick spoilerish discussion and then its time for the News. Iran war has come and gone (or is it?) and the boys have some thoughts on that and the Zohran Mamdani primary as well. One of those is more positive than the other. Tucker (the nickname i use in the show can't be typed here) Carlson ends Ted Cruz's political career and shows that religious extremism in leadership isn't just for the middle east anymore! Finally some brief UFO news and some quick sports(NBA is rigged, NHL is run by idiots, Jay Mohr is married to who!?) ends the show, this one is better than last week James doesn't have paint fumes clouding his minuscule [email protected]

  9. 30

    Runnin' On Paint Fumes

    James here and let me tell you this episode is kinda a mess. Its not Ryans fault I was tired and disoriented from an extremely early morning painting. We talk AI, a horrifying Walt Disney robot, some quick entertainment news. Theres a wet fart breakdown of the recent Ukraine drone operation that a pre show meeting would have probably caused us to scuttle it. Then follow up with what might be my dog water masterpiece of a mess of a UFO segment. Heres the thing, once we get to the newest 4-Chan Leak the ufo stuff starts to right the ship but my high was starting to wear off and there were walls that needed to get wet. We will circle back to that leak in the future, then we talk some news, politics and we fight but then we smooth it out. Thanks for Listening hopefully you'll come back I'll be [email protected]

  10. 29

    Something about the Pope being from Chicago

    The boys are back! I think i have started 1/3 of the podcasts with that but this time James and Ryan are really back (for now)! News a buzzing starting with missed info from Star Wars Celebration, James rev's up the Juicer for a new segment on how he can't hear more about Darth Maul, The Boys breakdown their favorite stuff from the incredible season of Andor, the 3 Body Problem is taking so long to make that its probably going in the Juicer next. Bernie Sanders tries to win James back and shows a small amount of gumption. We get serious with news about Trump, corruption, death stuff, sickness stuff, both those with Gaza and the boys even get feisty at each other about stuff they agree with because they both love the sound of their own voice. Finally James goes over the Immaculate Constellation whistleblower and some UFO news leading into the next ep including a new inmate in Fraudtaunamo Bay. Also, Pope [email protected]

  11. 28

    Delivering the Bad News and The Ceasefire Blues

    The Boys are back for another scattershot recap. James and Ryan do a little Boston Sports talk about dead teams before James talks about his trip to San Diego and the largest hog he's ever seen (In person). Ryan talks about Split Fiction which leads to a quick discussion about Monster Hunter Wilds, Daredevil, Ryan quitting on Severance, For All Mankind season 1, and a little Balatro talk. Ryan talks the Postal Service, James gets sad about Gaza, Free Speech and the horrors included in both. Finally a scatterbrained section on the Signal leak, JFK, UFO's and how dumb everyone is. Thanks for [email protected] Morley on Breaking Points: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5m22nT0zm0  

  12. 27

    The Pope, Frauds, and FDR: A Personal Journey

    [email protected] Boys are back and I am frustrated. I looked at the thumbnails from the past and Ryan looks more handsome and I look more homeless and bummy as time goes by. James shares a person anecdote and that leads into a new Flavor review featuring Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and the Post Malone Oreo flavor. Ryan breaks down avowed and then the boys catch up on politics, spoiler alert they hate everyone. A UFO update involving Khloe Kardashian, and a farewell to the season for one of James' favorite teams! Note the term "crank sesh" is used multiple times in this episode

  13. 26

    The 2024 Beeries! Plus China Bullies Dorks

    Welcome to the only year in review award show that matters, The 2024 Beeries! Yes did you want to know who the biggest Fraud, Con, Bag Fumbler, Government sanctioned poison and so much more! Then we talk about Deepseek, something we aren't experts to talk about. Then ceasefire, drones, James' advice to any country that wants to lead humanity into the future because the USA refuses (Prove me wrong) and Ryan poses an interesting thought exercise for the future and ends it with a Star Wars television show re-review and ranking! Come for the awards stay for the Misinformation! Email Us at [email protected]

  14. 25

    New Year, Same Boys and James' Flu Game

    [email protected] Email us for you Beerie awards suggestions and categories! James and Ryan are back for the for the new year and they almost keep this episode structured! James is in gross pain and spare you some of the details while they go over the first ever upcoming award ceremony. Entertainment news including The Skeleton Crew, Mrbeast's Beast Games, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle/ Metaphor Refantazio/ 2025 Hummer Electric Reviews and some Superman Trailer talk and the DCU as a whole. Then its Drones in New Jersey, are they gone? answer they are not! Finally the boys lock up a fraud and hit politics and NFL Coaches, We don't talk NFL Playoffs because the Bruins are ruining James' life and hes an idiot with a sore ass Happy New Year!

  15. 24

    Pardon Me, New Jersey Drones?

    [email protected] Merry Almost Christmas, James and Ryan welcome in the festive season with some talk of the future of the show and Thanksgiving pasts. Some talk about peepin' Alien tapes, then Ryans braindead Indiana Jones purchase. Some quick Video Game talk leads into the boys shocking reaction to Star Wars The Skeleton Crew. The meat of the episode is news about the New Jersey Drones, healthcare and it ends with some NFL talk, Belichick's future in college and the Boston Bruins are dog water! Thanks for listening!

  16. 23

    Scumbags Save the Democrats! Plus Star Wars and DC Studios!

    James and Ryan try to start the show off light but end up getting pulled into some odd Global Warming and pole talk. After that we get distracted by news in Ukraine that eventually gets put on the backburner to get to the entertainment news(including: The Penguin, DC Studios future, A new Star Wars Trilogy). Controversy with the Game Awards nominees and Ryan doesn't care. Finally James wants to talk UFOs but gets reminded he promised a fix to the entire Democratic Party so does that instead. The boys get distracted and don't finish the whole solution but end with and interesting question for next week! Video featured: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSZyKYitC3M&t=114s [email protected] to answer what you'd want to see from aliens!

  17. 22

    A Dirtbag's Guide to the Election (Plus UFOs)

    [email protected] James keeps things light introducing Ryan to the Brightline express and its surprising body count before jumping into a little UFO news from Ryan's meeting with Lue Elizondo. A quick pork rib rub review leads us into looking into (50:00) Donald Trump's triumph and why we think Kamala Harris lost the race, its surprisingly civil and nuanced who would have thought! Plus to finish it off James way to early predicts who he thinks will be the next Democrat stars to hopefully not humiliate themselves in 4 years.

  18. 21

    Cruise Linin', Contractin', Contradictin' Sons of a Gun

    Email us at: [email protected] James and Ryan break down new flavors, people yelling "girl fight" in TV and why James can't seem to stay caught up on HBO MAX's The Penguin. Then some talk of notorious baby hater having his heart melted and a Review of A Norwegian Cruise wedding. Then politics and Ryan's wild alien theory (we are both very in) followed up by a truly unbelievable CNN article about PTSD in Gaza that may lead to the opening of The Weekday Breakfast Beers Boys Consulting. The article in Question: ⁠https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/21/middleeast/gaza-war-israeli-soldiers-ptsd-suicide-intl/index.html⁠

  19. 20

    Hurricane Walz, Immaculate Constellation and A New Golden Girl

    [email protected] The boys are back and feistier than ever. A quick catch up with some movie and tv talk (The Penguin, Dr Strangelove, Taskmaster) followed by some Hurricane Milton talk. Colorado is beautiful and so is some hot off the press UFO news about a secret program Immaculate Constellation. Then we yell about Tim Waltz because James thinks his silly lies are fun and Ryan loves him to much to admit that he occasionally stretches the truth. A little State Department talk and clips and NFL to top this load up [email protected]

  20. 19

    Cast Iron, Dick Cheney, and UFOs

    I won't lie to you this episode gets a little scatterbrained during the UFO/UAP part and the House of the Dragon thing but I think it ties together nicely by the ending. We start by talking about Star Wars Outlaws and our thoughts on the game, followed by a little HBO drama with George RR Martin. Then the devil endorsed Kamala Harris so we had to talk about that even though we wanted to do UFOs. We discuss the book "Imminent" By Luis Elizondo and finish up with NFL look aheads and my depression thoughts. I need to stop doing alot of prep because when I do Ryan can't record for 3 weeks. [email protected] the GRRM letter: ⁠https://archive.is/M8fN3⁠

  21. 18

    GamesCom, Star Wars, And The Big Time Policy Boys

    The boys crack a morning beer and talk James' favorite announcements from GamesCom (Monster Hunter Wilds, Mafia: The Old Country, Secret Levels) and then James tries to talk about Xbox becoming Multiplatform but Ryan sidetracks us(we get to it eventually). Then James finished The Acolyte just in time for Mickey to kill it and thoughts on the future of Star Wars, The death of Boba Fett, and the Skeleton Crew trailer. Also the Venture Bros turns 20 and James sings its praises twice! The second half of the episode is politics with the boys searching for missing(Kamala Harris) presidential policy, NeoCon Ghouls scream the quiet part out loud and James and Ryan yell at each other about Russia and Ukraine. James is obstinate and ignores Ryans questions which prolongs the fault, so its mostly my fault-James. Email Us Damn It! [email protected] UAP Talk next week!

  22. 17

    The Trials and Tribulations of Joe" Jesus" George" Franklin Delano" Mahatma Ghandhi" Roosevelt" Washington" Christ" Biden

    The election continues to get crazier as the weeks move on and who is the least qualified and most likely to yap incessantly, thats right the Weekday Breakfast Beers boys. A highly passionate episode that covers the Olympics(briefly), The Election, what to expect from VP Harris, Andor season 2 and Ryan talks about NBA on TNT, a topic that James barely cares about. Theres alot of yelling in this one, but like fun yelling. [email protected]

  23. 16

    A History Defining Moment, And the Pizza Hut Buffet is back

    [email protected] We said last week the election would be a wild one and we weren't wrong. James and Ryan do a full news pod covering the attempted assassination of Donald Trump and interject where we think this moment in history might shift the political scene. But before all that we discuss James' new found appreciation for Taylor Swift and the return of the Pizza Hut Buffet.

  24. 15

    Biden caught with his hands in the Cookie jar, Plus Star Wars

    [email protected] The boys talk games (MLB The Show 24, Assassins Creed, Elden Ring, and NHL24) briefly plus car accidents and rentals. Then a quick UAP UFO update on a upcoming book and Ryan breaks down the Acolyte because James didn't watch it. Finally a very sweaty James and less moist Ryan jump into wild 2024 election coverage following last weeks debate breakdown. Its only getting crazier and who better to help you wade through this political scooby doo episode than two full blown lunatics. Also does Trump call Chris Christie a fat pig, listen to find out!

  25. 14

    Skinny Joe and the Donacolyte, A Battle for the (old) Ages!

    We kick off our TFTS 2024 election coverage with a slobberknocker of a debate between two mental and physical titans. James and Ryan talk about previously mentioned debate and the STUNNING (not) revelation that Joe Biden was too old for the job 4 years ago and has an army of corporate news lackeys running cover, and Donald Trump is a liar and narcissist, who would have known! But before all that a catch up to make my previous work not seem like a huge waste of time with UFO/UAP news(?) and a classic case that was revived. Also last weeks episode of the Acolyte was good but was it spectacular, one of us thinks so. Also quick sports and its at the end this time with brief Celtics and NHL Bruins news! Skinny bob https://www.youtube.com/@ivan0135 [email protected]

  26. 13

    Lunacy Reborn, an exhausting reintroduction

    We are back with another catch up and apology episode. First off its a new setup so I'm sorry for the audio. We touch on many things that could have been the focus of other episodes but alas life was in the way. Show changes (one of which is immediately discarded) and the announcement of our election coverage, plus games and tv. Also during editing I was disgusted with myself so the diet is back on harder than before. Shows and Games: talked about: 3 body problem, Star Wars The Acolyte, Fallout, Shogun, The Boys, Grand Theft auto 6, Starfield, Assassin Creed(s) [email protected]

  27. 12

    The Duality of Degenerates and Doofuses

    An update on NFL draft coverage (there won't be much) and some look at the news. A new segment debuts that is sure to be a hit. Then James and Ryan fight about the potential of WW3 in an argument that probably goes on for way to long ( 1:14:21 if you want to skip it). After that some movie news including the most unique prospective on the new Godzilla movie and finally James and Ryan's Lists of their favorite TV seasons, This episode has something for nobody!

  28. 11

    Scattershot Hangover: Manifesto Edition

    The Boys are back and more hungover than ever. Witness the hosts talk to each other for the first time in weeks. In a scattershot unprepped edition of the show we catch up and make a mess that covers football (very briefly), Israel and Palestine, Dune (2 and the Lynch one), The ufos and AARO's dogshit report and the top 20 video games of 2023. Also are cigarettes cool? the answer will not surprise you!

  29. 10

    Breaking Bonus Shot: Jerod Mayo wasn't in the UAP SCIF but Is The New Patriots Coach

    Contact us [email protected] A bonus episode for some breaking news that came like 12 hours after we discussed all the possibilities because there was no way the Patriots would hire a coach a day after canning the last one. Then after some breaking nfl news and poor draft talk we try to wrap up with ufo news but it goes off the rails. Not Samurai death poems off the rails but like 3d printed instagram butt plug off the rails, look it was spur of the moment bonus pod we tried our best okay it was long day. Also in the video version we looked at the "Jellyfish UFO"

  30. 9

    Belichick is out, Samurai Death Poems and Corporate Sabotage are in

    Contact us! [email protected] Starting the year off right with ALOT (and probably the last time there's this much) NFL talk including the poorly named black Monday, the playoffs, and a send off to Bill Belichick, a man James and Ryan have never said a bad word about. This leads into 2024 predications where Ryan goes real and grim and James goes dumb and fun. James reads some of the CIA Simple Field Sabotage manual and then in the most predictable turn we read samurai death poems, fun! Links referenced: https://www.corporate-rebels.com/blog/cia-field-manual https://katanasforsale.com/samurai-death-poems-that-will-take-your-breath-away/

  31. 8

    Robbin' Banks with Godzilla, Plus a UFO Update and a Little Video Game Award Goofin'

    Crack open one and enjoy our quickest NFL update yet, and then a Video Game Awards recap. Ryan sinks his run for the House with some suspect foreign policy. A UFO policy update that includes Chuck Shumer and some 100% real totally not fake Alien body pics that I promise the censorship is not their genitals. Finally a Godzilla Minus one review and some terrible ideas for movies and Star Wars leaks leading to unhinged rants to end the show. Contact us at [email protected]

  32. 7

    A UFO(UAP) Primer, this is not a UFO Show...kinda...it's Becoming One

    Listen I said it wasn't going to be a UFO show but this one is. There's a lot happening and it might be time to get excited so we break down why you should be and maybe help you tell other people why they could too. Some talk about the Sol Foundation, David Grusch's blown whistle and also his appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience, and Congresses potential role in disclosure or not. Also a little NFL talk and a slight descent into madness and James misses a message from Ryan mid episode that may make him pee himself Contact us at [email protected]

  33. 6

    A Couple of Hot Little Meatballs in the Sauce

    James comes in hot after not being hot all week and talks a little breaking news. After saying we won't talk football as much we then go on to talk too much NFL, why this season blows, and how we would fix it. Finally a look at the game of the year nominees at this years game awards and the talk of charity fraud is a joke. [email protected]

  34. 5

    Inter-Dimensional Alien Scumbags and a Football and Israeli War Cookie Sandwhich

    We aren't going to stop talking football until the seasons over, however, this maybe the last week the Patriots get more than 5 minutes on the show. The Boyz then crack open an alien cold one and all the wackiness that comes with that and finally James wallops you with a geopolitical list. Also Taylor Swift is mentioned I heard that helps get a larger audience #TaylorSwift Video mentioned in episode: https://twitter.com/UAPJames/status/1722222738763595865

  35. 4

    The Boys are back minus one and Disney World, M and M's, and Israel (Not at the sametime)

    The good news: The boys are back and as grimy as ever, the bad news: we are down one boy. We talk a little football and Ryan discusses his recent trip to Disney and he breaks down the good and the bad. Also in the episode is a breakdown of shitty flavored mountain dews and m&m's and you'll never guess which boy likes them (hint: the fat one). Also tales from Scottsdale and the worlds longest tease for an episode that no one wants. Also any real public figures referenced in this episode should know its a joke, you know who were talking too.

  36. 3

    Super Hot Starfield Tip, Coal Mining, and The Wars

    Join us as Ryan tricks us into thinking he has come up with a unique Starfield tip, James gets hot on strikes and threatens to boycott the show, and in his first appearance Kevin gets emotional about the his life as a coal miner. Also we talk about the newest episode of Ashoka which unsurprisingly leads to a far too long conversation about Star Wars as a whole

  37. 2

    Episode 1: The Scum Pit Bubbles

    Crack open a cold one with you morning cereal or listen while finishing your first morning cigarette on the toilet and join the Weekday Breakfast Beer Boys as they breakdown the week. Email comments suggestions or concerns to [email protected] for a chance to hear it on next weeks episode.

  38. 1

    Episode Zero, Welcome to the Scum Pit and James' Huge first NFL bet of the year

    A general and sloppy overview of this new show by two of the three host figuring it out. Find out why we're doing this and why its probably not for you and James breaks down the hours of research on how he came up with this years NFL bet of the Century of the Season. Also a discussion about Ashoka and Star Wars generally (note to self copy and paste everything after "and" because we will be doing this most episodes (don't copy the things in the parenthesis) Next time there will be a show email to send your complaints too

Type above to search every episode's transcript for a word or phrase. Matches are scoped to this podcast.

Searching…

We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.

No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.

Showing of matches

No topics indexed yet for this podcast.

Loading reviews...

ABOUT THIS SHOW

A News and Entertainment show by two degenerates at heart. Will you be entertained? Potentially! Will you agree with anything we say? Probably not! Is this show for you? Not particularly! So grab your crayons and join the circus as two scumbag ringmasters try to understand the downfall of the country politically and culturally while actively contributing to it! Critics have said "This show has something for no one!" Email us at [email protected]

HOSTED BY

Weekday Breakfast Beer Boys

CATEGORIES

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Weekday Breakfast Beers have?

Weekday Breakfast Beers currently has 38 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Weekday Breakfast Beers about?

A News and Entertainment show by two degenerates at heart. Will you be entertained? Potentially! Will you agree with anything we say? Probably not! Is this show for you? Not particularly! So grab your crayons and join the circus as two scumbag ringmasters try to understand the downfall of the...

How often does Weekday Breakfast Beers release new episodes?

Weekday Breakfast Beers has 38 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Weekday Breakfast Beers?

You can listen to Weekday Breakfast Beers on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.

Who hosts Weekday Breakfast Beers?

Weekday Breakfast Beers is created and hosted by Weekday Breakfast Beer Boys.
URL copied to clipboard!