We'll Get There, Don't Worry

"Friendly neighborhood Fred...lives in my grandpa's garage." - A Ghost Stories Episode 👻😈

Release Date: 10/19/2021

Duration: 68 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We may have just solved a life long mystery of it not actually being Kaylee that's haunted and more just her grandparents' house that's haunted. This episode is some of the ghostly encounters from that house! Happy 31st episode everyone!! 👻😱

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"I got like weird Disney princess powers over animals." - HP Would You Rather: A Chaotic Episode

Release Date: 10/13/2021

Duration: 50 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: The only thing consistent with this episode is our unpreparedness, if I'm being honest. We recorded this three days later than usual and life pushed the release back a day. So happy October 13th (spookier dates are cooler for releases anyway, right?). This is an attempt at Harry Potter themed "Would You Rather...?", however, mostly it's tangents and there is a nice 20 minutes of political shit. We'll be back to your regularly scheduled, slightly better prepared, spookiness next week! ✨🖤

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"I feel like Egyptian mythology makes me feel more Halloween." - Gods & Goddesses Series 3: Egyptian

Release Date: 10/5/2021

Duration: 48 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: Moved some things around to get as much "spooky" content into October as we possibly can! Gods & Goddesses Series takes us to Egyptian mythology and while that's not really spooky, it's said pretty early on the mummification tied into their mythology gives us Halloween vibes. We go over more than just Anubis, but not nearly as many as there are since Egyptian mythology consists of over a hundred major and minor gods and goddesses. Happy Spooktober! 🖤

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"They glamor you! Like a vampire! But different." - A Fae Offering in the Form of An Episode

Release Date: 9/28/2021

Duration: 59 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: Finding out some fun things about the different magical beings that fall under the Fae umbrella. Also, large tangent on what demonic possession means to each of us. Kaylee, also, shamelessly talks about Richelle Mead books like they are the gospel (go read them!)! Death is a troll! Demons are goblins! Enjoy! 😘🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏽🧚🏾‍♂️

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"A mandrake leaf in your mouth for a month?!" - Classes of Hogwarts: Another Harry Potter Episode ⚡️

Release Date: 9/21/2021

Duration: 71 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We dive back into the topic we have never ending conversations about. If you guessed Harry Potter, you're right. We go more in depth about the classes of Hogwarts and what classes we'd want to teach if we were professors. Also, a small break in Harry Potter filled with talking about Frozen about midway through. ✨⚡️

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"This is a dog heavy episode & I wouldn't have it any other way." Lilith: The Astrology Series Pt. 6

Release Date: 9/14/2021

Duration: 41 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: Bringing back the Astrology Series with a brief going over of our Black Moon Lilith placements. We get pretty personal with Danielle, interrupted by Ophelia's need for constant kisses and puppy excitement at being allowed to stay out during recording, and Kaylee feeling weird about having a daughter in school now. It's a rollercoaster ride of thought process as always! 🌑🖤

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"Hades is the love of my life." - Gods & Goddesses Series 2: Greek Underworld

Release Date: 9/7/2021

Duration: 68 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: WE'RE BACK!!! We still have a chirping fire alarm in the background, we still need more sleep, and, of course, we still can't stay on topic. Originally planned for this to be all things Greek mythology (god and goddess wise), but Hades won and we went to the Underworld instead. Some of the less talked about in Greek mythology as far as gods and goddesses go, but also some of our favorites! Plus a bunch of random shit because we weren't just absent from you for a week, but from each other for actually two weeks. It starts a little weird, but we get and stay on topic eventually! 💙🖤

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"Animation wise, Jafar was a better Rasputin than Rasputin..." - A Very Bad Tribute Episode

Release Date: 8/24/2021

Duration: 44 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: The plan was Anastasia and then we got sucked into a time vortex and we do still touch on Anastasia, but mostly the animated film 😅 This has been a horrible tribute episode and Anastasia deserved better, in real life and with this podcast. NOTE: We will be on a brief hiatus as the vortex (and work/travel) have made it impossible for us to record this week. We'll be back for all your listening pleasure the week after next! 🖤

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"42mins ago: Britney Spears' father steps down from con--hold on! Breaking news!"- #FreeBritney Ep.

Release Date: 8/17/2021

Duration: 53 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: It's Britney Bitch! We start this episode talking about Jamie Spears being a piece of shit; we end this episode, still thinking he's a piece of shit, but so fucking excited that he STEPPED THE FUCK DOWN!!!! We saw the news as we were just about to stop recording and it was fate (I think) that this happened the day we recorded our #FreeBritney episode! We left feeling happy and so fucking excited for this huge win for Britney!! Now just end the entire conservatorship all together and our girl will be completely free. But until then we celebrate this win for Britney and wish her nothing, but peace, love, happiness and of course FREEDOM! Love you to the moon, Britney! Still fully stand by how much of a slimy shit head Jamie Spears is and we are here for any other legal action Britney's new team plans to throw at that fucker! Team Britney Forever! ❤️‍🔥💖✨🌈🌸

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"I didn't sign up for teen sex movie; I signed up for HP almost being murdered!" -Another HP Episode

Release Date: 8/10/2021

Duration: 67 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We just start mentioning Harry Potter and then assume you guys will know when we say it's the things that bother us most that were left out of the movies that we mean from Harry Potter. Regardless of our poor speaking etiquette, this episode is all about Harry Potter; including some theories and a whole lot of us wishing they make a video adaptation of every detail from the books. If you find yourself wondering "is that my fire alarm chirping?", the answer is no (well probably not anyway), sadly we're the owners of the endless chirping fire alarm. Enjoy all the Harry Potter content! ⚡️🖤

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"You just set me on a course..." - Chiron Placements - The Astrology Series Pt. 5

Release Date: 8/3/2021

Duration: 78 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We head back into our astrology series with looking at our Chiron placements to see what our wounded warrior placement has to say about our lives. Spoilers: it's accurate AF. We run a little long because shit starts getting real open and vulnerable and then gets a little depressing; so, needless to say, the sex talk at the end is strictly left in to lighten the mood a little bit. 😂 **Movie mentioned is actually She's Out of My League with Jay Baruchel**

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"...first glance looks identical to the Greek god family tree..." - Gods & Goddesses Series 1: Roman

Release Date: 7/27/2021

Duration: 68 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We're trying to get back to the more normal content and swing of things that we're all more accustomed to. We started out Gods and Goddesses Series with Roman Mythology, which we realize we should have done Greek first, but don't worry, we'll get there! Spoiler Alert! Somehow we keep bringing up dicks, so you'll have that to look forward to! 😅

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"This whole episode is a sub-tweet." - Trigger Warning: A Mental Illness Word Vomit Episode

Release Date: 7/20/2021

Duration: 69 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: Trigger Warning: emotional abuse, physical abuse, mental illness, depression, PTSD, body dismorphia, substance use(abuse), and probably more. If you are not in a good place mentally this episode may be better skipped. There are several times when laughter is happening strictly so we're not sobbing, not because anything in this episode is really lighthearted. Also, due to the sheer uncomfortableness we both feel when being so openly emotional with anyone really. If you've ever felt alone in dealing with any of these, just know you're not alone. We all struggle, sometimes in silence, but if you find the safe space for speaking up about what's been eating you up inside often times you'll find someone close to you dealing with similar battles. Hoping this finds you all well. Thanks for existing 💜

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"Dragons are just big, scaly crows." - This Was Supposed to Be a Dragon Episode

Release Date: 7/13/2021

Duration: 52 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: This episode is about 20% talking about dragons and 80% tangents that have nothing to do with dragons whatsoever. We absolutely could not stay on topic to save our lives this episode, so if you find yourself getting lost; don't worry, we were lost too! 😂🙃

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"It looks like a half finished Beanie Baby that someone weaponized..." - An Animals of Oz Episode

Release Date: 7/6/2021

Duration: 64 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We really needed an easy episode where we didn't have to use very much brain power, so why not talk about animals. Animals of Australia in particular because, let's be honest, they have some of the coolest -- scariest! -- ones out of everywhere else! Featuring animals you've probably all heard of, maybe some you haven't. Also featuring sounds of discomfort and real, in the moment, excitement from us both, several different voices from Kaylee, and NSFW dick comments (not sure how we got there if I'm being honest) towards the end. Here's to you, Aussies! 😘❤️‍🔥

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"I was born this way, Lady Gaga!" - Natal Charts - The Astrology Series Pt. 4

Release Date: 6/29/2021

Duration: 61 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: The planets call us out quite a lot and there is a lot of laughing. Are we laughing to mask the pain? Probably. Is it still hilarious? We think yes! We read our entire natal charts (and more) off Co-Star this episode! ♒️♐️

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"Sesame Street did their fucking research because the Count loves to count!"- Series of Lore, 🧛🏻‍♂️ Ed.

Release Date: 6/22/2021

Duration: 53 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: The depression and sleep deprivation really make talking about vampires go on a wild ride! We start with some good folklore content on Vampires and end up at all the reasons Richelle Mead wrote the best Vampire YA novel to finally end with we probably forgot we were podcasting, definitely forgot we had a topic! 😂🙃

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"I wanted to be from a different planet so bad!" - Kurt Cobain: The Conspiracy Series Pt. 2

Release Date: 6/15/2021

Duration: 89 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We talk about our personal beliefs on Kurt Cobain's death and the events surrounding it. We also watched Soaked In Bleach, Kurt Cobain: About A Son, and Kurt & Courtney, all of which are documentaries focused on this topic as well. It's a lot of conveying information gathered from the documentaries with our personal opinions scattered within for anyone unaware of the details within this conspiracy. We love Kurt Cobain a lot! ❤️‍🩹

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"Listen, we're here to talk about our favorite Harry Potter characters so.." - A Nerd Frenzy Episode

Release Date: 6/8/2021

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: If you think bringing notes to this episode would keep us on track, well get ready for a wild ride ahead in our first fully Harry Potter related episode! This was probably the hardest time we've ever had staying on track, but it's definitely full Harry Potter content! If you feel like Ron in the Prisoner of Azkaban whenever Hermione comes in: "where did she come from?"; the Harry Potter tangents get far far far off topic and sometimes there's no good transition point in editing. ⚡️✨

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"Megan Fox is a fox!" - It's the Jennifer's Body obsession for me! - A Movie Episode

Release Date: 6/1/2021

Duration: 56 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: It's a lot of fawning over Megan Fox if we're being entirely honest! Contains all the spoilers for Jennifer's Body! If you haven't seen the movie and want to; proceed with caution. 🖤

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"I've got nodes!" North and South Nodes - The Astrology Series Pt. 3

Release Date: 5/25/2021

Duration: 43 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We go over our north and south node placements and what those placements mean about your karmic journey through this lifetime. In other words, the stars call us out yet again 🙃🔮

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"Don't quote me on science..." - A Dream Episode And Ghosts Too I Guess 🙃✨👻

Release Date: 5/19/2021

Duration: 55 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We start on dreams and take a hard left into ghosts; it's very on brand! 🤣

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"Communicate & take your Love Language quiz & you'll have happier, healthier relationships."

Release Date: 5/11/2021

Duration: 61 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We talk all about love languages and why you should know the love language of everyone in your life. Also, touch on consent, and possible triggers for people in your life. 💜

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"May the Fourth be with you...and also, with you!" - A Star Wars Episode

Release Date: 5/5/2021

Duration: 72 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: *Jedi Mind Trick* This is the podcast you are looking for. We talk Star Wars Fashion, is Jar Jar Binks a Sith Lord, and the sentimental value for Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! Watch out for Revenge of the 5th! 🛸

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Lockhart is an Aquarius & should be in Slytherin! Zodiac signs by House - The Astrology Series Pt. 2

Release Date: 4/27/2021

Duration: 61 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We've sorted all the zodiac signs into the Hogwarts House they best fit into. Character receipts for proof! ✨

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"...I mean, who sees a tiger and doesn't say 'I love you'?" - An Earth Month* Episode

Release Date: 4/20/2021

Duration: 62 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: We're talking about spirit animals for early Earth Day, but still made it for Earth Month! 🌎🐺🐋

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Men In Black are trying to Silence this Podcast. The Episode That Almost Never Was.

Release Date: 4/13/2021

Duration: 57 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: So we went in trying to talk about aliens, most of that still made it through. Thank our new resident demon friend for the ending. 🙃

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"If she becomes self aware she has to be terminated. Leave her alone." The Conspiracy Series Pt. 1

Release Date: 4/6/2021

Duration: 64 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: He might have been a Sk8r Boi, but Avril Lavigne is a clone 🤷🏼‍♀️

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"The panDOOMic has really been doing things to people." - An Emo Episode

Release Date: 3/30/2021

Duration: 63 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: I slept with someone in Fall Out Boy and all I got was this stupid podcast made about me 🤷🏼‍♀️

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"What do you mean we have to do Christmas at someone else's housseuh?!" - The Astrology Series Pt. 1

Release Date: 3/23/2021

Duration: 58 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: Going over Cardinal/Fixed/Mutable signs and what that means personality wise for ourselves and for you! ✨

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"You're in for a treat!" - The Intro Episode

Release Date: 3/17/2021

Duration: 36 Mins

Authors: Kaylee and Danielle

Description: Find out what to expect from our podcast here! 😁

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