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You Wanna Do WHAT!?!?

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An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons [email protected]

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Episodes

  1. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 214

    Joined by Travis from You’ve Got to Be Critting Me is tonight's episode of a Fae Wedding, follow along as glasses of clorophyll and flaming wines get passed around while Cooler Steve officiates. don't forget to check out Dichotomy Games and email [email protected]

  2. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 213 A Birthday-isode.

    a reverse game for the players to be the evil lackeys!! follow along and dont forget Dichotomy Games!

  3. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 212 The More-NSFW-ISODE!

    from the bottom to the top floor with the killing of housepets and intoxicating cherries. dont forget check out Dichotomy Games and email [email protected]

  4. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 211 THE NFSW-ISODE CONTINUES!

    Top floor brings Lesbistein and her warhammer, vicious mockery was never so dirty until now, dont forget to check out Dichotomy Games and email [email protected]

  5. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 210 The NSFW-isode PART DEUX!

    Cockney Gimps, Busty auntie Fire Ants and unspeakable things done (consentually) to a goat. Follow along and email [email protected] dont forget to check out Dichotomy Games!

  6. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 208 THE GREASE MAN COMETH

    Greasy titties for a greasy man....yup...thats all i got. [email protected]

  7. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 207

    The Feywild has more in store than expected with sudden deaths and rabid rabbits that think twice. Follow along and email us anytime at [email protected] and dont forget to check out Dichotomy Games, Gamma Radio, Oz9, Primus Sharp Edge Dice and Legends of Avantriss!

  8. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 206

    the DM cant hold it together as the party tries to enter the Fey but jusy ends up burning down another bar in the process, follow along and email us anytime at [email protected]

  9. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 205

    The Torbekkian nightmare ends with two unusual greasy men and directions to a codpiece? follow along and email [email protected]

  10. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 204

    after a chase and a fight against the stupid guard, Cooler Steve takes a Cleveland steamer and someone gets bit...

  11. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 203

    The Midnight Carnival awaits the players with a haunting presence skulking around. listen as a special treat from The Legends Of Avantris graces our game. fine more at Dichotomy Games and email [email protected] anytime

  12. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 202

    Lichs and Butts.....Yep. Lichs and butts.....check out Dichotomy Games and Primus Sharp Edge Dice.

  13. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 201

    More rooms and another player as the last key is found but secrets muat be spoken to gain entrance to the Lichs Labratory. follow along with your Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow Dichotomy Games while youre at it. then check iut Mission To Zyxx for their new DND adventures of Mission to D6.

  14. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 200!

    Illithids in speedoes and dragon breath pubic crabs, yes, i wrote that on purpose. Listen to find out about our contest with the amazing Dichotomy Games!, email us and check our socials to win!

  15. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 199

    The party gets sadly smaller bit more rooms get explored and a change of character brings newfound respect for a new demi-god. More rooms make more troubles and more keys found, listen and email us anytime at [email protected] dont forget to check out Bard Soup and Dichotomy Games!

  16. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? ePISSode 198

    Piss, piss, and more piss, also astral devourers. that they throw piss on.....You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? dont forget to check out Dichotomy Games

  17. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 197

    Waking up in a tavern with a magical headache and a grift already in the works, the party finishes drinks and heads to the Lichs tower in search of the rest of the magical Armor. Spectacles and scratch papers await in our return, dint forget to check out Dichotomy Games and email...

  18. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 196

    "alright you ho ho fuckboi" declares the players while they face a mirror trap the Krampus has set to stop the ritual from being interrupted. follow along and email us anytime at [email protected] and don't forget to check out Bard Soup and Dichotomy Games!

  19. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 195

    Tiles!, Turmiol!, Traps!, a level up? Horses!, all this and more on what the players say was the funnest game yet!, find us on instagram and on threads.

  20. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 194

    the middledark hides a lot more than leople imagine. a level up and a new advanture awaits!

  21. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 193

    off after looting everyting not nailed down. They end up in the Middle Dark, until the albino cave scorpion shows up anyway... check out Dichotomy Games and email [email protected]

  22. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 192

    While dealing with a rotten monster the party takes it out piece by piece and welcomes an addition to the cast, a party with frog people and don't forget to check out Dichotomy Games! and Bard Soup

  23. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 191

    Werebeavers? WEREBEAVERS! and an ass-olotle with a dump truck of a booty. The party finds an undersea merchant and performs a ritual with frog people. check out Bard Soup and Dichotomy Games, dotn forget to email [email protected]

  24. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 190

    Aquaphors of water undergroud creating a great and dark sea that has never seen the light of day, mysterious beings and long lost items dweel in the deep parts of the planet as our adventures continue with falling stalactites and eating too much squid. dont forgwt to check out Bard Soup and Cri 1…

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  25. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 189

    This wake-up brings our players to silence as death has knocked on every door but theirs, a Bone Beast stalks them as its fellow puppets are marionetted by a master unseen but heard throughout by the childlike laughter in the rubbing of his wooden limbs. follow along and email...

  26. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 188

    "like watching toast fight crackers..." [email protected]

  27. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 187

    Shelengal gets impaled and left in a magically induced coma as the disturbing sounds of a little girls laughter can be heard throughout the underdark, Miconids hide and PsylociliBob hangs out with Magic Mushroom Mike, Fatal Fungi Frank, and Butt Boy "buttstuff" bob (who likes stuffing butts). The...

  28. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 186

    innkeepers crept out and odd drinks ordered, but theres no use crying over spilt jizz buckets. The party makes its way to Helengal's home to find hearthreak and kink waiting for him, Tears shed and lovers lost in tonight's game, email [email protected]

  29. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 185

    A dash of Hot Sauce adds flavour with The Hot Sauce Man joining the YWDW team in a Karen-filled SPA!, Listen as these Karens make employees lives a livong hell whilst giving the DM a run for his sanity, listen as corndogs in space meets demanding for managers then discrediting them immediately....

  30. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 184

    The players talk of rubbing themselves in butter as part of their bedtime routine, burning a bridge as they cross it. then talk. Ing about stabbing with "Greg from accounting". Following this they decide to throw a bucket of jizz on a god and then decide to sell gamer dwarf bathwater. this and...

  31. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 183

    When the liminal time and space lifts, the first thing is asking a joke where to go. No, I'm not kidding, then comes the dismay at wet noises and tentacles, but of course "I'm not going to judge a man for how much meat he leaves on the ground, only what's in his mouth" email...

  32. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 182

    Chronomancy was always feared...until these players bought it a drink. listen as more shenanigans with loot drops like you've never heard and a drunken woman with ill intentions, listen later to Dichotomy Games on https://www.twitch.tv/ixiontheunlucky and email [email protected]...

  33. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 181

    DICHOTOMY GAMES joins us as more odd things happen, such as; scaring shark people with sudden erections, bad poetry battles, pantsing someone and then an axe to the skull, and more!, email us anytime at [email protected]

  34. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 148

    "I'm going to invisible mop the wall" The ape said "dibs" in sign language DM " YOU CANNOT MAKE A GERBIL CANNON" Players "not yet, we don't have the gerbil" *in baby voice* eat my face off I don't care, I love you (To a Dinosaur) I cannot make a better description than this, go listen to Oz9 and...

  35. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 180

    The magic returns as they immediately ask "can i eldritch blast the floor?" but of course they want more, like "a pack of lips? bring that sister down here!" and then "i dont like being insulted by books and thats not even a book, damn laughing paper! " when they find out how guards keep people…

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  36. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 179 New Arc, Start here.

    We rejoin after a long absence and a well needed break. however as always we have nonsense such as: HIS FIRST TATTOO IS SOUP soup in the face yank em inside and kick their ass you're going to mosh pit them to death? player "i'm going to pull out some rope" DM "uh oh" the hell with it, you get...

  37. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 178 SEASON FINALE

    how close is he to the gobbler? what if he has a bad fart? is the intent to do damage? YOU GOT A WISH ON WISH? AND WHAT BARDIC INSPIRATION ON TEMU!??! and all through the the house not a creature was stirring, except your dumb ass are we giving luc,k to a god?....why not? wish the god luck.... i...

  38. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 177

    the magic school looms as the DM introduces a slew of players with magical talents and latent abilities, follow this arc and email us anytime at [email protected] don't forget to find us on YouTube!

  39. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 176

    im gonna call out their names while i eat them we're taking everything the table? were taking everything with us we just ate human meat, fresh from the human....i think i wonder if i can freeze hell by stealing all the lava . DM "NO!?!?" you must fight the gazebo alone.... and more! email us...

  40. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 175 the single round of combat-isode!

    The game begins with ''its time to club some baby seals! , oh wait, "its baby seal clubbing time" that's the exact quote'' and when regular tactics wont work... "IM GOING TO FEED IT TACO BELL, ....does the monster have a butthole? NOT ANYMORE!...alas, worse to come when The devourer of Divinity…

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  41. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 174

    As the game starts a Djinn makes an offer and soon after hears "i want a rain cheque" and the DM gives them exactly what they ask for "okay, a cheque made of rain appears in you hand", soon when getting lost they remember "ah, yes, the four directions, left, right forward and back!" but as all...

  42. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 174 MORE KARENS!

    After an exhausted DM hears the Karens begin with "while they're arguing, lets head to this mall" and more Karens show up to....of all things demand "show me your papers!!" While Corn Dog Crypto Caren replies with "i have a stick" Kevin has his clothing choices questioned and the best reply us...

  43. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 173

    when the first things you hear in a game is " i do kind of want to see what will happen when it rips us apart" the DM gets worried, but when Jonathan lubes up in the kitchen... things get worse. "a nostril full of femur!...i dont think a bone is supposed to go in that hole....not that bone....get...

  44. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 172

    when the game starts with a "restraining order throw!" you know it's goign to get interesting, hit then again, to 'send a message to you at the speed of bickle' later on sounds wrong the players all get together and agree 'So do we all have the spell "Cause Aneurysm"?' then again; even when…

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  45. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? Episode 171

    When the game begins with "i am going to go get more hands for that ass!!" And then roll for ethics!?!? "now that we got meat, lets go save that baby. Better than saying "now that we got our baby, lets go save that meat" "then he calls me daddy master, not dungeon master....wait....no, dungeon...

  46. You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? The Karenastrophy Episode 170!

    "be careful with that" "I AM THE MOST CAREFUL ONE HERE!!!" its a fortune cookie off!!! are you asking for a pussy snorkel!?!? whats the save? not 27 thats for damn sure now we got this eldritch blast comin at the frog "fuck you and the frog you rode in on", "imma get that tattooed on my ass"...

  47. You Wanna Do What!?!? Episode 169 the Xmas-sode!?!?

    when "he doesn't deserve the fun chamber!" and "thats his emotional support sandwich" and then 'why dont we throw the bird at the door?" makes the DM say "napoleon?, In this world hes only an icecream" then "go ahead and hold a super soaker of holy water im ready to do this" as the players take…

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