You Wanna Do WHAT!?!?

the DM cant hold it together as the party tries to enter the Fey but jusy ends up burning down another bar in the process, follow along and email us anytime at [email protected]

The Torbekkian nightmare ends with two unusual greasy men and directions to a codpiece?follow along and email [email protected]

after a chase and a fight against the stupid guard, Cooler Steve takes a Cleveland steamer and someone gets bit...

The Midnight Carnival awaits the players with a haunting presence skulking around. listen as a special treat from The Legends Of Avantris graces our game. fine more at Dichotomy Games and email [email protected] anytime

Lichs and Butts.....Yep. Lichs and butts.....check out Dichotomy Games and Primus Sharp Edge Dice.

More rooms and another player as the last key is found but secrets muat be spoken to gain entrance to the Lichs Labratory. follow along with your Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow Dichotomy Games while youre at it. then check iut Mission To Zyxx for their new DND adventures of Mission to D6.

Illithids in speedoes and dragon breath pubic crabs, yes, i wrote that on purpose. Listen to find out about our contest with the amazing Dichotomy Games!, email us and check our socials to win!

The party gets sadly smaller bit more rooms get explored and a change of character brings newfound respect for a new demi-god. More rooms make more troubles and more keys found, listen and email us anytime at [email protected] forget to check out Bard Soup and Dichotomy Games!

Piss, piss, and more piss, also astral devourers. that they throw piss on.....You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? dont forget to check out Dichotomy Games

Waking up in a tavern with a magical headache and a grift already in the works, the party finishes drinks and heads to the Lichs tower in search of the rest of the magical Armor. Spectacles and scratch papers await in our return, dint forget to check out Dichotomy Games and email [email protected]

a message from the cast.

"alright you ho ho fuckboi" declares the players while they face a mirror trap the Krampus has set to stop the ritual from being interrupted. follow along and email us anytime at [email protected] and don't forget to check out Bard Soup and Dichotomy Games!

Tiles!, Turmiol!, Traps!, a level up? Horses!, all this and more on what the players say was the funnest game yet!, find us on instagram and on threads.

the middledark hides a lot more than leople imagine. a level up and a new advanture awaits!

Bonus? BONUS!

off after looting everyting not nailed down. They end up in the Middle Dark, until the albino cave scorpion shows up anyway...check out Dichotomy Games and email [email protected]

While dealing with a rotten monster the party takes it out piece by piece and welcomes an addition to the cast, a party with frog people and don't forget to check out Dichotomy Games! and Bard Soup

Werebeavers? WEREBEAVERS! and an ass-olotle with a dump truck of a booty. The party finds an undersea merchant and performs a ritual with frog people. check out Bard Soup and Dichotomy Games, dotn forget to email [email protected]

Aquaphors of water undergroud creating a great and dark sea that has never seen the light of day, mysterious beings and long lost items dweel in the deep parts of the planet as our adventures continue with falling stalactites and eating too much squid. dont forgwt to check out Bard Soup and Cri 1 & Dun. email [email protected] anytime

This wake-up brings our players to silence as death has knocked on every door but theirs, a Bone Beast stalks them as its fellow puppets are marionetted by a master unseen but heard throughout by the childlike laughter in the rubbing of his wooden limbs. follow along and email [email protected] dont forget to get your Dichotomy Games and check out Crit 1 & Dun as well as Bard Soup!

"like watching toast fight crackers..."[email protected]

Shelengal gets impaled and left in a magically induced coma as the disturbing sounds of a little girls laughter can be heard throughout the underdark, Miconids hide and PsylociliBob hangs out with Magic Mushroom Mike, Fatal Fungi Frank, and Butt Boy "buttstuff" bob (who likes stuffing butts). The DM winces and the story goes on. check out Dichotomy games and dont forget to subscribe!Email us anytime at [email protected]

innkeepers crept out and odd drinks ordered, but theres no use crying over spilt jizz buckets. The party makes its way to Helengal's home to find hearthreak and kink waiting for him, Tears shed and lovers lost in tonight's game, email [email protected]

A dash of Hot Sauce adds flavour with The Hot Sauce Man joining the YWDW team in a Karen-filled SPA!, Listen as these Karens make employees lives a livong hell whilst giving the DM a run for his sanity, listen as corndogs in space meets demanding for managers then discrediting them immediately. check out The Hot Sauce Man in instagram for tasty additions to your meals.

The players talk of rubbing themselves in butter as part of their bedtime routine, burning a bridge as they cross it. then talk.Ing about stabbing with "Greg from accounting". Following this they decide to throw a bucket of jizz on a god and then decide to sell gamer dwarf bathwater. this and more!email [email protected] and check out Dichotomy Games.

When the liminal time and space lifts, the first thing is asking a joke where to go. No, I'm not kidding, then comes the dismay at wet noises and tentacles, but of course "I'm not going to judge a man for how much meat he leaves on the ground, only what's in his mouth"email [email protected] and dont forget to check out Dichotomy Games!

Chronomancy was always feared...until these players bought it a drink. listen as more shenanigans with loot drops like you've never heard and a drunken woman with ill intentions, listen later to Dichotomy Games on https://www.twitch.tv/ixiontheunluckyand email [email protected] anytime

DICHOTOMY GAMES joins us as more odd things happen, such as; scaring shark people with sudden erections, bad poetry battles, pantsing someone and then an axe to the skull, and more!, email us anytime at [email protected]

"I'm going to invisible mop the wall" The ape said "dibs" in sign language DM " YOU CANNOT MAKE A GERBIL CANNON" Players "not yet, we don't have the gerbil" *in baby voice* eat my face off I don't care, I love you (To a Dinosaur) I cannot make a better description than this, go listen to Oz9 and get a free gaming mousepad (shipping on us) by emailing [email protected] with your favorite character.

The magic returns as they immediately ask "can i eldritch blast the floor?" but of course they want more, like "a pack of lips? bring that sister down here!" and then "i dont like being insulted by books and thats not even a book, damn laughing paper! " when they find out how guards keep people in creatively "they stole the stairs!?!?! cant have shit around here (other player) is this jersey? "DM "it's always good to have a free hand for profanities" ans traveling in style with "i gotta see this, what? my goat? on this salary? IN THIS ECONOMY?" they then want to buy "a shark coochie board" *while taking out multiple pairs of glasses*"i just put a new pair on top of the old pair"HOW DO YOU BREAK THE 4TH WALL WHEN THERE ARE NO WALLS!?!?! tradin' juice im married to this emu AND MORE, email [email protected] anytime!

We rejoin after a long absence and a well needed break. however as always we have nonsense such as:HIS FIRST TATTOO IS SOUPsoup in the faceyank em inside and kick their assyou're going to mosh pit them to death?player "i'm going to pull out some rope" DM "uh oh"the hell with it, you get advantage, 32. okay, no advantage!is it a deck of many thongs!?!!?!?ah, the old yelly lickycan i pivot to not punch him?im not used to the crack force running through me!im going to make a reverse crack point barry! it was me barry i laced yo shit!bejeweled buttplugs!spider goat the size of a horseits a fuck-you-nicornand much much more!

how close is he to the gobbler?what if he has a bad fart? is the intent to do damage?YOU GOT A WISH ON WISH? AND WHAT BARDIC INSPIRATION ON TEMU!??!and all through the the house not a creature was stirring, except your dumb assare we giving luc,k to a god?....why not? wish the god luck....i dont want to wander around gods nipple

the magic school looms as the DM introduces a slew of players with magical talents and latent abilities, follow this arc and email us anytime at [email protected] don't forget to find us on YouTube!

im gonna call out their names while i eat them we're taking everything the table? were taking everything with us we just ate human meat, fresh from the human....i think i wonder if i can freeze hell by stealing all the lava . DM "NO!?!?" you must fight the gazebo alone.... and more! email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on YouTube.

The game begins with ''its time to club some baby seals! , oh wait, "its baby seal clubbing time" that's the exact quote'' and when regular tactics wont work... "IM GOING TO FEED IT TACO BELL, ....does the monster have a butthole? NOT ANYMORE!...alas, worse to come when The devourer of Divinity is on the dead Gods crotch the players remind you of his name being "you mean tentacles McGee?" and in a way only The Cadet can pull of he Rolled a 5 to remember the name (Luxara) with a "i rolled a 5 to remember the woman's name who i knocked up." which brought us all the way around to "Pregnant Princess Ladybird (aka Wilford Brimley?)" and email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on youtube!

As the game starts a Djinn makes an offer and soon after hears "i want a rain cheque" and the DM gives them exactly what they ask for "okay, a cheque made of rain appears in you hand", soon when getting lost they remember "ah, yes, the four directions, left, right forward and back!" but as all things go they eventually have to....wait... roll for bitchslap? thats what kind of "SHITUATION" these folks get into, but then again, when asked ' "whats going on?" i run over and say in her ear "i have no fucking clue" ' becomes cannon and then....hugging....yes....hugging "im not going to force a hug onto anybody....i go in for a bro hug" the BBEG looms as someone shouts "i was fighting before i was born, was throwing hands in the womb!" and the battle begins with "we're gonna tag team this guy, put the porn music back on!".... email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on youtube!

After an exhausted DM hears the Karens begin with "while they're arguing, lets head to this mall" and more Karens show up to....of all things demand "show me your papers!!" While Corn Dog Crypto Caren replies with "i have a stick" Kevin has his clothing choices questioned and the best reply us always "MY CLOTHES ARE MEANT TO BE VISIBLE, VISIBLE ISNT UGLY". then of course confusion sets in with "ARE YOU SAYINGS GOATS OR GHOSTS, THERES A DIFFERENCE, GOATS DONT FLOAT" and finally an insult to the DM ast they tell him "Your walkways are not corndog accessible" email us anytime at [email protected] and fund us on YouTube! IS THAT A CORNDOG IN YOUR BACKPACK OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?! its my zombie and he respects his elders Dm "did you just demand to speak to deaths manager!?!?" "....yes" i want toy surkeys, i mean soy turkeys you gonna investigate that ass? to the dm "ill roll because i want to, not because you asked me to" yuo dont ask how a corndog carries things....my grandma used to say that

when the first things you hear in a game is " i do kind of want to see what will happen when it rips us apart" the DM gets worried, but when Jonathan lubes up in the kitchen... things get worse. "a nostril full of femur!...i dont think a bone is supposed to go in that hole....not that bone....get creative" "nostril full of femur is my favourite post rock band" "your fungus is not to be truffled with" "hes got like 15 3s or something" "gonna light your flesh cigar " "whats your preffered brand of flesh cigar? " "meat stick, uncut!" the devil puts a slave to play in his place "FUCK IT WE'LL BLIND HER TOO!"

when the game starts with a "restraining order throw!" you know it's goign to get interesting, hit then again, to 'send a message to you at the speed of bickle' later on sounds wrong the players all get together and agree 'So do we all have the spell "Cause Aneurysm"?' then again; even when dealing with enemies they shout "SPINOTHY, NOOOO!!!" And make comments such as "vanilla ice is just ice cream without milk" and "im off to get the macaroni" so follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice then follow us on YouTube at the Real Fresh Channel!

When the game begins with "i am going to go get more hands for that ass!!" And then roll for ethics!?!? "now that we got meat, lets go save that baby. Better than saying "now that we got our baby, lets go save that meat" "then he calls me daddy master, not dungeon master....wait....no, dungeon mommy?" Then asking to ROLL FOR KINK! and what finally broke the DM was when "i want to grab a bag and pick up the cursed object like a dog turd....we can use that later" but of course when referring to others "I think his name is Idiot" and "i dont communicate through my piss" then again, shouting "hey pisspants!?!?" Happens just the same. Follow along on YouTube with the Real Fresh Channel. Email us anytime at [email protected]

"be careful with that" "I AM THE MOST CAREFUL ONE HERE!!!" its a fortune cookie off!!! are you asking for a pussy snorkel!?!? whats the save? not 27 thats for damn sure now we got this eldritch blast comin at the frog "fuck you and the frog you rode in on", "imma get that tattooed on my ass" "before i leave the room i need to go up to each of them and insult them" threw a box of crayons at the bbeg and other nonsense, find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel and email us anytime at [email protected]

when "he doesn't deserve the fun chamber!" and "thats his emotional support sandwich" and then 'why dont we throw the bird at the door?" makes the DM say "napoleon?, In this world hes only an icecream" then "go ahead and hold a super soaker of holy water im ready to do this" as the players take the DM and the imagination on a wild ride to save Xmas. follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice.

The game starts by introductions like "you're a high elf so you have to get up high?" and "Rupert's ready for that kind of naughty, get me on that list!" then the game really gets going when the Dm points out The poo bucket" player "that's also the food bucket" DM IT IS NOW *writes down furiously" people say things like "i don't know why he wants to be referred to by a bunch of holes, but okay" and "do you know how hard it is as an orphan to get your hands on good literature!?!? The DMs brain breaks when someone says "a 'mastochist' is someone who chews.... and does inappropriate things to ships" and finally around the end people realize "but what about feet!?!? they're for the ground!!!" and lastly awkwardness when a group hug turns into a group no after a group kiss? follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice then follow us on Youtube at The Real Fresh Channel!

You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? finishes off it's year with piracy "I have a boat and it's in me!"....wait... WHAT!?!?, AAs the Dm gives the last quest of the year the players say "nah, we're going to take over the world instead!" and bribe each other saying "I will give you EVERYTHING..." only to hear " even a stepladder?" and a restrained ".....yes...." bringing us to The Grand Pimp!, "you think I knew anything about the ocean in Gnome town!?!?" "I can throw two boats a turn!, now I can dual wield boats!" replied only by "that's a unique skill.....imma call you Two Boats Jackson" and ending with trying to bet your God in a poker game.... email us anytime at [email protected] and don't forget to find us on The Real Fresh Channel on YouTube!

the party shops and struggles and as the old saying goes "never split the party" even if there's a new member.....WAIT....WHAT!?!? Find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

High stakes gambling and shopping, who wins and who loses? over 100,000 gold in the pot and too many eyes to cheat....but of course they found a way. follow along and email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

Guests and Mogg "I TURN INTO A DRAGON" Scarlett "....FINALLY". When guests polymorph and say "im an expert on polar bears, now being a polar a polar bear....", then "You see Mogg the Celloist...dragon edition"*tm (not really, lol) "i guess we're going thru the bucket hole today!" AS THE *DM HAS ANOTHER MELTDOWN* "DM you keep forgetting, we're very religious" "i cast ice breath on him, what happens..." DM "....death!?!?"...."imma use spare the dying so we can do it again." and lastly "showering my trolls in fire spunk" as the DM bangs his head on the table. Then check out Roll for Dopamine and Chaotic Chronicles for more amazing dnd-ing. email [email protected] anytime or find us on the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube!

Pirates and grog, diving and pearls, eating lots of fish and getting lost, Mr Blight is too busy looking at his own reflection and eating Kraken Sushi to bother with the actual work and someone steals a skeletons pants. no, I'm not kidding. email us anytime at [email protected] and find us on the Real fresh channel on youtube!

when the party gets in to a deep freeze with their shame hanging in the breeze Mogg and The Cadet shine like diamonds in the cold. follow us on spotify and ainstagram, Facebook and fin us at the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube

"stop making sense and they dont poop!!", Scarlett "THEYRE BOOMERANG DANG- ERSIJ!, DM - ROLL FOR GROIN. They are so scared they are just shitting "its okay, i speak bird", ah yes, the 'ole charmy-hurty, I roll for random genetic mutation! DM "did you just make a gelatinous ooze cannon!?!?" Mogg "yes"