All Episodes - American Unicorn Podcast
Embrace the suck!!! We are two buddies that are open to just about anything and have a damn good opinion of it! At least we will admit when we are wrong...
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S2, Ep10: Skank... by Paris Hilton
Beach or mountain women, what scent do you fancy? Also, let’s get creative with some book nooks.
S2, Ep9; How big is your taint?
Grundle/taint size. TV shows that needed more seasons, books and fight predictions.
S2,Ep8, How you gunna die?
Metal Militia, laughs and the question, how do you think you’re going to die. Also, a little history lesson of a WW2 hero.
S2, Ep7; Easter Sunday!
We talk about Easter and some regrets we have had in our pasts, who they made us today, and was it for better.
S2, Ep6; Cum gutters and a Church.
One pastor that cheats, takes advantage of others, and his whole brand comes toppling down. In grit and morality we share more thoughts on what it takes to be in a world that hates “toxic masculinity”. Ending on some regrets that will be in the next episode.
S 2, ep 5; Jan Błachowicz is the Doom guy! Be a fucking man!
We are talking UFC, coming off a amazing fight and upset to most, but ya boys both called it! Also, China is promoting toxic masculinity, fuck that, it’s all about “basic dude stuff”.
S2 Ep 4; The Professor is in!
In our opinion one of the best podcasts to date. Kids, society, and social media; what can we expect from a post covid young America. We are joined by Professor LJ who gives us the shock of water in our toxic drunken state. The Illustrious Katie is back also and with a vengeance. Will Dustin and Jake survive?
S2 Ep. 3, Our first guest; pleasure dentures, and puppies.
Welcome Katie! We are here fresh and with a new personality. We branch out into the state of AZ with some stories of pleasure, (not the kind you’re thinking of you pervert), gross people at the bar, and sick puppies.
S2 Ep 2; Managing a President, The Secret, and the UFC
We are managing a political campaign for a candidate of our choosing. We talk about people taking advantage of others. The book the secret, and some UFC events we are looking forward to.
#2, 01; part 2 Storm the castle! Wrestling and 2021
Second part due to a interruption in the recording. Sorry guys.
#2, 01; Part1 Storm the Castle! Wrestling and 2021 is off!
First episode of the new year and it’s already turning into a shit show. Let the fuckery begin.
Ep 12, Rules of dating, conspiracies.
Top rules of dating. What bugs the shit out of you and can’t stand. I’m talking absolute nopes. Should we do segments on conspiracies?
Ep11; Plywood, Black Friday, and the Purge
It’s election eve! Where are we headed? Who the fuck knows! We are looking ahead, talking about unrest and Black Friday.
Ep 10; Staying Hairy
Manscaping, but without ads. Are we sweet enough to be sugared? Yes! We are talking about our bodies and the luscious locks that grow from them.
Ep 9; Dustin makes liver and who wins this election?
Random talk goes political in the end. But really, who’s going to win?
Ep 8; Movie night recommendations
Friday night means movie night. Some great recommendations of Americans being Americans, also a few celebrity stories and fantasy’s.
Ep 7; What does Batman, pooping, and high school have in common.
Answer, us. We talking about direction of future topics, how great Dustin would be as Gotham’s underbelly, some poop stories, and Jake’s hate for Mr Sanchez.
Ep. 6; Onlyfans, Luscious, and Europe
We talk about Dylan from Deadrising 3, and Dustins idea of tic tock gold.
Ep. 4 pt 2; Fear
What scared us when we were young. Away at war stationed in Thailand, haunted studios, demons, and co-workers.
Ep. 4 pt 1; Fear
What scared us when we were young, travel, war stories, and coworkers.
Ep.3; Disney movies, what’s wrong?
What’s wrong with live action Disney movies, well you will see.
Ep. 2; Dream fights
Picking people who would be dream match up in life.