All Episodes
Attack of the Final Girls — 127 episodes
A How-To For Baby Witches (The Craft - 1996)
Quantum Satan Liquid (Prince of Darkness - 1987)
Sparkly Ego Death (Annihilation - 2018)
Come and Party on This Plane Of Existence (Wishmaster - 1997)
Horror Has Something To Say (Tales From the Hood - 1995)
Necromancy As Team Building (Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things - 1972)
Welcome to Film School (The Shining - 1980)
A Heart For Bad Movies (Winterbeast - 1992)
A Little Bit of Chaos and Anarchy: The Best Horror Films of 2025
The Frostening (Jack Frost - 1997)
What's With All The Dead Guy Pictures (The Wailing - 2016)
Selfies for Jesus (Medusa - 2021)
Media Studies 101 (Videodrome - 1983)
Willem Dafoe Is Mothman (The Lighthouse - 2019)
For the Weird Kids (Rocky Horror Picture Show - 1975)
Me and Annabelle at Shake Shack (The Conjuring - 2013)
Easy Bake Opera Oven (Phantom of the Opera - 1925)
Van Helsing Ensues (The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires - 1974)
Global Slasher Proliferation (Papi Gudia - 1996)
Shark's Gonna Shark (Jaws - 1975)
Patrick Bateman is ChatGPT (American Psycho - 2000)
Underground Monster World (Nightbreed - 1990)
On The Main Drag (Death Drop Gorgeous - 2020)
Eyeball Stuff (The Beyond - 1981)
The Bones Are There (The Island of Dr. Moreau - 1996)
No Scripture, No Priests (Saint Maud - 2019)
We Love a Dusty Tome (I, Madman - 1989)
Records, Albums, Vinyls (Black Circle - 2018)
Bava's Little Red Wagon (Blood and Black Lace - 1964)
Tiny Bleeding Chickens (Eraserhead - 1977)
Justice for Olin (Oddity - 2024)
Barbecue Sauce for Blood (Slaughterhouse Rock - 1987)
Told Through Blood (Revenge - 2017)
Attempting to Ascribe Value: The Best Horror Films of 2024
The Devil's Rabies (Rec - 2007)
Show Us The Baby (Rosemary's Baby - 1968)
The Revenge Grim Reaper (Final Destination - 2000)
A Good Liberal Arts Education (The Abominable Dr. Phibes - 1971)
Float Around a Bit (It! The Terror from Beyond Space - 1958)
Friendly Fertility Finger (The Devil's Bath - 2024)
A Regular Adult Human Person (Shaun of the Dead - 2004)
Hey Bestie! (Creep - 2014)
The Worst Batman (Lair of the White Worm - 1988)
A Turtle Is a Choice (Beddua: The Curse - 2018)
Bad Boy Brilliance (The Faculty - 1998)
Auspicious, Suspicious...All of the 'Spicious (Nightmare - 1981)
Your Perfect Salma Hayek Foot (From Dusk Till Dawn - 1996)
Very French, Very Giallo, Very Queer (Knife + Heart - 2018)
Satan's Pyramid Scheme (Phantom of the Paradise - 1974)
A Furious Calvinist and an Orthodox Puritan Walk Into a Bar (Witchfinder General - 1968)
Umbrella vs. Chainsaw vs. Grill Fork (Door - 1988)
Children Are Bitey (Incantation - 2022)
Parodyception (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - 1986)
Friends Don't Let Friends Become Demons (Demons - 1985)
You Don't Have to Eat the Stupid Ballerina Cake (Black Swan - 2010)
More A Creature Than A Creature of the Night (30 Days of Night - 2007)
Your Cousin's Grandma's Goldfish (Candyman - 1992)
Are These Paranormal Investigators Okay? (Terrified - 2017)
Childbirth Is An Eldritch Horror (The Void - 2016)
Don't Let Virgos Make Lists: The Best Horror Films of 2023
Happy Whatever You Celebrate (It's a Wonderful Knife - 2023)
The Infinite Mind of Lloyd Kaufman (Toxic Avenger - 1984)
We Solved Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula - 1992)
Corndogs and Champagne (Slumber Party Massacre II - 1987)
HALLOWEEN BONUS: If It's In Latin, It Must Be Smart (Viy - 1967 and 2014)
A Highly Suspect Man of Science (The Gorgon - 1964)
Indigenizing Zombies (Blood Quantum - 2019)
Sorry Not Sorry (House of 1000 Corpses - 2003)
Agreed Upon Sexy Danger (Queen of the Damned - 2002)
Don't Take A Bath In An Abandoned Building (Slaughter High - 1985)
Are You Flirting or Just Being Nice? (The Barn - 2016)
Tiny Little Skeleton Hands (Tombs of the Blind Dead - 1972)
Eff the Emotional Police (The Blair Witch Project - 1999)
Carnivorous Lunar Activities (An American Werewolf in London - 1981)
The Discomfort of Immense Privilege (His House - 2020)
Have You Seen Men? (Revealer - 2022)
The Witch Store Takes All Major Credit Cards (Season of the Witch - 1973)
The Foundation for a Healthy Relationship (Cemetery Man - 1994)
Goth Musical Theater Kids (Repo! The Genetic Opera - 2008)
You Say Zombissance, I Say Zombie Sauce (28 Days Later - 2002)
Weird Flirtation Turns Avian Trauma Bonding (The Birds - 1963)
Definitely a Virgo (Parasite - 2019)
Whenever You're Listening, It's Valentine's Day (My Bloody Valentine - 1981)
Breaking Rule #3
Maybe She Likes Things Tidy (Misery - 1990)
Tasteful Gore (Possessor - 2020)
Back to the Flanaverse (Haunting of Hill House episode 1)
Our Favorite Ten and Then Some: The Best Horror Films of 2022
A Very Merry Garbage Day (Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 - 1987)
What Would Vampires Do? (Nosferatu - 1922)
Hot Take: I Get the Concept of That Scallop (The Menu - 2022)
Heredi-terrified (Hereditary - 2018)
60 Percent More Opinions for Free (Mandy - 2018)
Goth Girls Throw the Best Parties (Night of the Demons - 1988)
Paving the Way for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (Idle Hands - 1999)
Enjoy These Finger Sandwiches...AND Scene! (Dracula's Daughter - 1936)
A Cautionary Tale About Boundaries (Hellraiser - 1987)
Trickle Down Anxiety (C.H.U.D. - 1984)
A Midwestern Fall Aesthetic (It Follows - 2014)
Adam Driver Doesn't Have Cop Hair (The Dead Don't Die - 2019)
Psychosexual Blappity Blah (Possession - 1981)
The Butterfly Effect of Sh!ttiness (Us - 2019)
Chaos of the Apostles (Midnight Mass episode 7)
Capitalism Wants You to be Cannon Fodder (The Purge: Election Year - 2016)
Exploding Blood = Horror Context (Midnight Mass episode 6)
Where Did That Butcher Knife Come From? (The Perfection - 2018)
You're Not on the Shortlist (Midnight Mass episode 5)
Not a Chainsaw in Sight (X- 2022)
Three Kids in a Trench Coat (Midnight Mass episode 4)
Do You Even Know His Last Name? (Fresh - 2022)
The One Where Everything Happens (Midnight Mass episode 3)
Giallo For Beginners (The Red Queen Kills Seven Times - 1972)
I Love You, But I Can't Stand You Right Now (Midnight Mass episode 2)
Let's Put the Past Behind Us and Go on Vacation...Without Ghostface (Scream - 2022)
Catholic Deep Cuts (Midnight Mass episode 1)
Magic and the Internet Don't Mix (We Need to Do Something - 2021)
It Should Have Been Witches (The Cursed - 2021)
Breaking the Circle for DoorDash (Host - 2020)
Step One: Zombies, Step Two: Success (Day of the Dead - 1985)
Bad Boyfriends Are The True Horror (Midsommar - 2019)
In No Particular Order: Our Favorite Horror Films of 2021
The What's Happening of It All (Get Out - 2017)
This Is Definitely NOT A Holiday Movie (Antlers - 2021)
The Eyeballs Were Hung By The Chimney With Care (Black Christmas - 2006)
Last Podcast in Soho (Last Night in Soho - 2021)
12 Ghosts And One More (Thir13en Ghosts - 2001)
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