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All Episodes - B.T.F.U. with Rob & Doug

"An outrageous and raunchy podcast about the lives and misadventures of two middle aged Dads."

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22 Episodes

EP. 24 ~ A Slippery Situation thumbnail

EP. 24 ~ A Slippery Situation

02/08/2021 56 min 20 sec Explicit

EP. 23 ~ Dinosaur Buttholes thumbnail

EP. 23 ~ Dinosaur Buttholes

02/08/2021 47 min 20 sec Explicit

Ep. 22 ~ Are You Jerkin' My Bobber? thumbnail

Ep. 22 ~ Are You Jerkin' My Bobber?

08/25/2020 63 min 40 sec Explicit

Rob & Doug have alot of catching up to do; Rob goes on a Pandemic Big-Ass Steak Quest to Outback! Doug goes on a tear trolling rednecks, and the Boys reminisce about the bygone Glory Dayz Of Dayglo Spandex-Infused Hair Metal!PLUS~ "Rob's Tales Of Nudity Gone Awry", some douchebag backs into Doug's convertible and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded, Edited & Produced by Grant Wilson.

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Ep. 21 ~ A Man of Larger Carriage

07/13/2020 54 min 28 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ The Facemask Wars of 2020! Sunburn Season is here! Rude-ass people! Witnessing Douchebags getting public ass-beatings! Plus: Leeches! Wieners! Leeches on wieners! Toad-vomit lozenges that cure disease and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonSong: "State Of The Union (STFU)", by Public Enemy

Ep. 20 ~ Jalepenos, Milk, & Cocaine thumbnail

Ep. 20 ~ Jalepenos, Milk, & Cocaine

05/11/2020 72 min 43 sec Explicit

The Boys are in Lock-Down Mode and talking sh*t about all kinds of nonsense! Topics discussed include:Bands we hate! True "underground" rock! What would Taylor Swift songs be about if she dated Rob for a year? STD's and hammers! Covid Madness! That Psycho with all the Tigers! Plus~ Cock-Ring Decisions gone horribly wrong, f**ked up stories that embarrass others, Easter Porn, and why Pink Floyd can kiss Doug's hairy half-Mexican ass!JOIN THE FUN!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell.Recorded & Produced by Grant Wilson.

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Ep. 19 ~ Saffron Man

03/31/2020 67 min 10 sec Explicit

FINALLY! A SENSE OF NORMALCY IN AN OTHERWISE ABNORMAL WORLD! THE BOYS are BACK and here to help you forget momentarily about your contagious neighbors! Items up for discussion include:This guy Doug meets poops his pants! Embarrassing high school stories! Rob drinks from a bottle of Skoal-spit! Doug drinks from a bottle of motor oil! Gwyneth Paltrow gets high and sells some Stank! Plus stupid state laws! Weed stories! Cows! And fish that look like weiners!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

Ep. 18 ~ Lovable, Strokable Silicone thumbnail

Ep. 18 ~ Lovable, Strokable Silicone

02/12/2020 57 min 38 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ Crazy chicks doing stupid sh*t in retail outlets! Rob falls asleep on his wife...again! Why Doug is CERTAIN that both Limp Bizkit AND Korn sucked! Rock musicians who have the NERVE to f**k with the classics! PLUS, Sex robots, sex robot group action, crappy home improvement warehouses and an all new edition of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced by Grant Wilson

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Ep. 17 ~ Horny Old People

01/19/2020 52 min 49 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ The Flu Bug hits the Doug & Rob Households full tilt, Rob's Lovely Wife stops by for a surprise visit, and Rob gets chastised by a Bible Thumper!PLUS~ Septuagenarians with Super sex-drives, really offensive jokes, GIGANTIC male members and the weird stuff Americans crammed into their own orifices in 2019...ON PURPOSE.JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

Ep. 15 ~ Well..."She's German Hot" thumbnail

Ep. 15 ~ Well..."She's German Hot"

11/03/2019 55 min 12 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ Doug gets conscripted into hard labor by a lazy cop! Rob busts his ass! Social Media Weirdness! Plus: Cocaine makes the news~Twice! Fugitives! Rob's personal hygiene routine! Strange chicks with questionable proclivities! JOIN THE FUN!

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Ep. 13 ~ That's A Lot Of Crabs!

09/27/2019 76 min 24 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob's Subconscious jacks with his head! Something isn't quite kosher in New Hampshire! Intern abuse! An all new politically-charged-sure-to-be-controversial segment! Steroid-ManBoobs! And Rob goes to the movies!JOIN US!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

Ep. 12 ~ 300 Yards From My Succulent Ass thumbnail

Ep. 12 ~ 300 Yards From My Succulent Ass

09/27/2019 68 min 0 sec Explicit

Join us as Rob & Doug catch up! Rob goes on vacation! So does Doug! Stephen King! Sharks! Drunk a**holes and redneck music! Nasty beer! Nasty water! And Rob catches the flack after Doug offends a Snake-Handler! TONS OF FUN!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

Ep. 11 ~ You Might Catch A Charge For That thumbnail

Ep. 11 ~ You Might Catch A Charge For That

09/27/2019 104 min 50 sec Explicit

JOIN US as the Boyz discuss shattering the safe & comfortable illusions of children, why the Moon Landing looked kinda fake, why Skype still kinda sucks, KISS, the Ace Frehley show Doug recently caught, and meeting Bona Fide Rock & Roll Legends!PLUS~ is the Earth flat? Did Hitler die? Where the hell does Stephen King live? Air BnB nightmares and MUCH MORE!

Ep. 10 ~ It's Too Early For This Sh*t thumbnail

Ep. 10 ~ It's Too Early For This Sh*t

09/27/2019 89 min 59 sec Explicit

Waffles! Weirdos! Crappy movies! Auto accidents! Rob gets road rage and...uh...theater rage!Plus, Doug meets a celebrity! Rob falls asleep (again)! Rob backs a Douchebag down with nothing but a vape-pen and just flat being a BadAss! The joys of slapping big-ass hams (and ham-asses) and MUCH MORE! JOIN US

Ep. 9 ~ Aww Man, That's Brutal! thumbnail

Ep. 9 ~ Aww Man, That's Brutal!

09/27/2019 75 min 5 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ Mail-order chocolate Naughty Bits! McDonald's drive-thru fistfights! The fast-food/poop ratio! An all-new segment of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob! Ridiculously insanely fast cars! Plus the joys of online Christmas shopping, the woes of Skype, Doug's bad driving leads to hurtful insults, and Rob gets rudely corrected...again

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Ep. 8 ~ A Black, Gellatinous Mass

09/27/2019 126 min 31 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys reflect back on Classic Hip Hop Days Of Yore, which leads to the inescapable questions: Is Tupac alive? Did Suge whack Biggie? Did Dre try to whack Suge? What DID Suge mean by "...that Eazy-E thing..."?PLUS, Politically Incorrect action figures, what happens when a man and his son duel with a chainsaw and a lawnmower, Monty Python trivia, Delmar gets irritated with Doug, a Decent, God-Fearing American takes offense, Rob goes gaga over Gaga, and Peanut chases a chicken!JOIN US

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Ep. 7 ~ The Bigger The Better

09/27/2019 85 min 41 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys dive right in with Tales Of Jack-Leg, Fly-By-Night, Douchebag Lyin' Thievin'-Ass Contractors, and Doug recounts the Sweet Taste of busting the lying idiots in the act, red-handed.PLUS, Rob can't get a friggin' steak, Doug can't get a friggin' fork, smart-alleck tire shops, smart-ass waitresses, Paul Manafort calls Rob from prison~COLLECT, no less~ people get wise to Carlos Mencia, and a BIG new segment with an even BIGGER new sponsor!

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Ep. 6 ~ Amy Schumer And The Scented Testicular Cream

09/27/2019 77 min 39 sec Explicit

The Boys get Rudely Corrected! Rob negotiates Dream Scenarios! Doug gets ripped off by a Douchebag! Rob embarks on The Quest For The World's Freshest Sack! Doug comes to terms with his Amazon addiction! Plus: Snakes! Spiders! And Amy Schumer gets even MORE annoying!

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Ep. 5 ~ Porn Cone

09/27/2019 75 min 35 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob sees himself on the Internet and is freaked the f**k out, Doug tells us why he thinks Ted Nugent is a prick and why he thinks "Sarah Sanders-Eye" is a little creepy, The Boys read a bevy of scintillating #SecondCivilWarLetters, Bill Clinton buys a Cadillac, Rob gets harassed by a nerd on the phone, and Doug offends a Civil War Re-Enactor!JOIN THE FUN!

Ep. 4 ~ That's What Hippies Do With Leaves thumbnail

Ep. 4 ~ That's What Hippies Do With Leaves

09/27/2019 87 min 24 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ Star Wars! Fast & Furious! Hatchet Murders! White House Gate Crashers! Amy Schumer! Rich a**holes! Plus, Delmar calls in backup for another big case, we hear Doug's true-life tale of a Douchebag Politician and his "Inconvenient Leaves", and Rob hears The Word & catches The Holy Spirit from a southern minister who takes "Keeping It Real" to a new level. JOIN US

Ep. 3 ~ Rampant Douchebaggery Run Amuck thumbnail

Ep. 3 ~ Rampant Douchebaggery Run Amuck

09/27/2019 98 min 11 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ DOUCHEBAGS ARE EVERYWHERE! You can't go outside without tripping over some Shmuck actin' like a Douchebag. And on Episode Three, The Boyz are gonna prove it. From the car wash to the arcade, from getting ripped off at Dave & Buster's to dodging traffic hazards caused by entrail-soaked random joggers(True story! For real!), they're EVERYWHERE. Tune in, as we rail against Douchebaggery in all it's forms. PLUS, Doug goes off on Hollywood re-boots, a thug tries to shake Rob down, and a listener calls Rob to complain (some more).

Ep. 2 ~ Amy Schumer Is Not A Disgusting Pig thumbnail

Ep. 2 ~ Amy Schumer Is Not A Disgusting Pig

09/27/2019 96 min 36 sec Explicit

This week~Hollywood remakes, game-changing sausage products, more Dollar General Store Mayhem, Rob gets rudely corrected and calls out Amy Schumer over her unbridled Comic Thievery! PLUS~**BONUS! SPOT THE STOLEN JOKES** : In an effort to demonstrate this Comedy Theft Technique known as "Schumering" (or "Pulling A Mencia"), Doug blatantly & shamelessly steals 3 jokes and drops them into the conversation as if they were his own! Are YOU smart enough to spot the stolen jokes? FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!! PLAY WITH FRIENDS

Ep. 1 ~ Rob Vs. The Surprise Equine Speculum thumbnail

Ep. 1 ~ Rob Vs. The Surprise Equine Speculum

09/27/2019 130 min 59 sec Explicit

IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob & Doug discuss (among other things) rude cows, junk Chevrolets, weird stuff dogs eat, lesbian love-tips for straight dudes, and dating app misadventures. PLUS, Rob interrupts Delmar on a big case, and Doug offends a snake-handler!