
All Episodes - Cobra Guys: A Cobra Kai Podcast
Cobra Guys is a podcast dedicated to watching and then discussing each episode of the Netflix original series, Cobra Kai. It's hosts Mikey and Jeremy break down the events of each episode with equal parts enthusiasm, expertise and humor.
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Urban Commando
Mikey & Jeremy watch "Dredd" starring Karl Urban. They discuss the cyberpunk genre, the ethics of judges, and sprawling Mega Cities.
Mad About Yoon
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E11 of Cobra Kai, "Into the Fire". They discuss Yacht Rock, dojo succession, and the science of balloons.
Kwon But Not Forgotten
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E10 of Cobra Kai, "Eunjangdo". They discuss Kreese's revenge plot, perfomance enhancing drugs, and pizza parties.
Hot Tub Time Machine
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E9 of Cobra Kai, "Blood In, Blood Out". They discuss Kenny's Sekai Taikai debut, Robby's leadership capabilities, and Kreese's stab first ask questions later approach.
The Final Binge & Purge
Mikey & Jeremy have Binged the final five episodes of Cobra Kai. Only the Purge can follow. They discuss love, death, and Cobra Kai.
Barcelona Nights
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E8 of Cobra Kai, "Snakes on a Plane". They discuss lusty karate, broken trust, and long walks on the beach.
The Final Baseless Allegations
Mikey & Jeremy watch the trailer for Cobra Kai's final 5 episodes. They also let loose their last volley of baseless Allegations for Season 6.
Season 6 Part 3 Sneak Peak
Mikey & Jeremy react to the new sneak peak of season 6 part 3 of Cobra Kai.
A Dog Day Afternoon
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E7 of Cobra Kai, "Dog in the Fight". They discuss Johnny's bad attitude, Daniel's foolish quest, and Wolf's dietary habbits.
Owner of a Lonely Fart
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E6 of Cobra Kai, "Benvinguts a Barcelona". They discuss Kreese's freedom, Tory's betrayal, and Robby's alienation.
Season 6 Part 2 Binge & Purge
Mikey & Jeremy have binged the hell out of Season 6 part 2, twice, and only the Purge remains. They discuss dog cages, Terry's big suprise, and who farted.
Trailer Reaction & Baseless Allegations 6
Mikey & Jeremy breakdown the season 6 part 2 trailer as well as The Iron Dragons clip. They also discuss their Baseless Allegations.
Thursday The 31st 3D
Mikey & Jeremy watch Friday the 13th Part 3 3D. They discuss pitchforks, giant slingshots, and shower beers.
Bad Noodle Decisions
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E5 of Cobra Kai, "Best of the Best". They discuss Kreesies Fleesies, captain happenings, and Johnny's hostile takeover.
Cobra Kai Potpourri
Mikey & Jeremy discuss screenshots of Season 6 Part 2 as well as an account of the NYCC trailer for Karate Kid Legends. They also watch trailers for the final 7 contenders in The Helloween Havoc Sinsational Horror Invitational. Vote for the winner at Patreon.com/cobraguys
Bad Boy Battle Royale
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E4 of Cobra Kai, "Underdogs". They discuss pooping your pants in public, devon's attempt to complain her way in to the Sekai Tekai, and an attempted murder involving a table saw.
What's in the Box?
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E3 of Cobra Kai, "Sleeper". They discuss Mr. Miyagi's hidden past, Kreese's new pupil, and shared catharsis.
John Kreese Goes to See White Snake
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E2 of Cobra Kai, "The Prize". They discuss College, Star Wars, and Little Stevie.
Kenny's Pain
Mikey & Jeremy watch S6E1 "Peacetime in the Valley". They discuss Tool, school, and which dojo will rule,
Season 6 Part 1 Binge & Purge Part 2
The Purge Continues for season 6 part 1 as Mikey & Jeremy break discuss some fantastic emails from the dojo. They also reveal the all new slate of games for season 6 part 1. Be sure to get your answers in for Episode 1. Cobraguys@hotmail.com
Season 6 Part 1 Binge & Purge
Mikey & Jeremy have binged all five episodes of Season 6 Part 1 of Cobra Kai and the purge has followed. They discuss Kenny's brown belt, Stingray's new job, and College.
Baseless Allegations 5
Season 6 is soon upon us so we close the Chapter of season 5 with "Baseless Allegations 5: Season 6 Part 1". We also discuss the trailer for The Karate Kid: Street Rumble.
Happy 40th Birthday Karate Kid
Mikey & Jeremy celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the film that birthed a karate universe with a commentary of The Karate Kid. They discuss Italian actors, Mr. Miyagi's trauma, and Bobby Brown's blue jacket. And remember to send your Baseless Allegations for season 6 to Cobraguys@hotmail.com
CONSUME THIS PODCAST
Mikey & Jeremy watch John Carpenter's "They Live". They discuss Roddy Pipers acting chops, selling out, and Suplexes.
Release Date & Trailer Breakdown
Mikey & Jeremy watch the new promo for season 6 of Cobra Kai and discuss the 3 part release.
Cobra Guys Just Want to Have Fun
Mikey & Jeremy watch Girls Just Want to Have Fun starring Helent Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker. They discuss dancing vs gymnastics, good dads vs bad dads, and muscle mommies vs punkers.
Coming Soon
Mikey & Jeremy announce the two movies they will be covering for April.
A Slice of Patreon Pie
Mikey & Jeremy take a special trip to the theatre of the macabre to watch Pat Morita eat people in "Aunty Lee's Meat Pies". We discuss financial devil worshipping, cleanliness in the workplace, and Aunty Anne's Pretzels.
Conan Needs a Friend
Mikey & Jeremy watch Conan The Destroyer. They discuss Dungeons & Dragons, Conan's intelligence stat, and skimpy outfits.
Wang's World
Mikey & Jeremy watch Big Trouble in Little China. They discuss John Wayne impressions, Mortal Kombat, and water traps.
The Boys are Back in Town
The Senseis have returned to the dojo! Mikey & Jeremy are talking Ralph and Jackie's future Karate Kid movie. They also watch the Season 6 Production trailer and catch up on some Emails.
James and the Giant Winch
Mikey & Jeremy watch John Carpenter's Vampires. They discuss James Woods alternatives, vampire rules, and punching priests, pastors, and padres.
Treehouse of Birthday Horrors
Mikey & Jeremy celebrate Jeremy's special day by watching a selection of episodes of The Simpson's Treehouse Of Horrors.
Bloody Fists: Revenge of the Snake
Mikey & Jeremy watch Don "The Dragon" Wilson's "Bloodfist". They discuss how Don got his nickname, sleepy strip clubs, and Karate qualifications.
Amity Beach Horror
Mikey and Jeremy watch Speilberg's fish movie, Jaws! They discuss The Meg 2, seasonal economies, and robotic shark acting.
Wet Hot Undead Summer
Mikey & Jeremy watch "The Return of the Living Dead". They discuss busty zombies, Burt & Ernie, and Braaaaaaains!
Escape from Chicago
Mikey & Jeremy watch "Adventures in Babysitting". They discuss The Babysitting Blues, Thor, and The Warriors.
The Warriors Come Out To Play-e-yay
Mikey & Jeremy Watch Walter Hill's 1979 Classic, The Warriors. They discuss gang wardrobe, gang warfare, and "our little piece of turf".
Independence Day
We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to pod on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence day.
Mikey Grabs One Eyed Willy's Family Jewels
Mikey & Jeremy watch The Goonies. They discuss inefficient looting, bullying your friends, and how a handful of colorful rocks can save your home town.
Virtual Insanity
Mikey & Jeremy watch Denzel Washingtons's "Virtuosity". They discuss AI IRL, Convergent Technologies, and Russell Crowe's nuts.
When Martin met Roger
Mikey & Jeremy watch "Lethal Weapon". They discuss Riggs' struggle with mental health, Murtagh's work life balance, and Smelly Melly's body of work.
Kevin Chan the Police Man: This is his Story
The Cobra Guys watch "Police Story", an action comedy Jackie Chan cop movie that has been long requested by dojo member Savior and finally won the vote. We discuss Kevin Chan's poor treatment of women, Jackie Chan's Stunt Team, and our wild assumptions about China.
The Cobra Guys F-5 Twister
The Cobra Guys watch one of MIkey's all time favorite movies to celebrate his birthday, Twister. They discuss Steak & Eggs, tornado vernacular, and The Suck Zone.
Young Guns II Starring Emilio Estevez
Mikey & Jeremy watch "Young Guns II" with Gordon Bombay and friends. They discuss Emilio's lack of charm, Lou Diamonds perfect hair, and the awesome performance by the guy from C.S.I..
Just One of the Cobra Guys
Mikey & Jeremy finally watch "Just One of the Guys". They discuss Ralph Macchios, nerd variations, and 80's tropes.
The Cobra Guys Awards: 2023: Season 5
Mikey & Jeremy welcome you to the first ever Cobra Guys Awards hosted by yours truly, Mikey & Jeremy and featuring presenters such as Jeremy, Mikey, and Mikey & Jeremy.
Four Consequences
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E10 "Head of the Snake". They discuss Mitch's new nickname, Sam's commandos, and the four karate dudes of the apocalypse.
Just A Little Taste
WARNING! WARNING! This is not our break down of the Season 5 Finale. But we didn't want to leave you all with nothing while were hard at work on the next episode. We offer this, a delightful sample of some of the CK content to be found at patreon.com/cobraguys. Specifically our first episode of Cobra Kai: ReRevisted, where we play all the new games with all the old episodes.
Everybody Dance Now
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E9 "Survivors". They discuss Chozen's love life, Flannels, and Chinese Food.
Kenny Payne Shepherd & The Terry Silver Bullet Band
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E8 "Taikai". They discuss best friends, worst enemies, and popped collars.
Daniel & Johnny's Egg-cellent Adventure
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E7 "Bad Eggs". They discuss Anthony's aptitude, Kenny's killer instinct, and how we all want to be in Sensei Kim's dojang.
Once Upon a Time in the Valley
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E6 "Ouroboros". They discuss Amanda's leadership capabilites, the emergence of Sensei Kim Da-Eun, and Tory becoming a sensei.
Return of the Mac & Cheese
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E5 "Extreme Measures". They discuss drunk Danny LaRusso, sober Johnny Lawrence, and JCVS.
Drama at Splasharama
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E4 "Downward Spiral". They discuss Robby's abs, Terry's fiddle playing, and and Amanda's final straw.
Cobra Kai 2: Dojos Rising Review
Mikey & Jeremy have played the new Cobra Kai videogame, Cobra Kai 2: Dojos Rising. They discuss LAG, voice acting, and cost versus quality.
The Grape Uncrustable Incident
Mikey & Jermey watch S5E3 "Playing with Fire". They discuss Daniel's misguided crusade, Johnny's second battle with fatherhood, and Sam's war with herself.
My Dinner with Terry
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E2 "Mole". They discuss Scoville's vs. Schofields, the gambling epidemic, and dads.
The Search for Hector Salazar
Mikey & Jeremy watch S5E1 "Long, Long Way from Home". They discuss Johnny's new attitude, Chozen's chosen weapon, and Robby's forgiveness.
Season 5 Binge & Purge
This week Mikey & Jeremy deliver their first impressions of Season 5 of Cobra Kai. They discuss the new Klingon sensei, deep fakes, and Mike's Furniture Barn.
Podcasters Of Unusual Size
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch "The Princess Bride". They discuss breathable tops, french giants, and swashbuckling swordplay.
Season 5 Trailer Breakdown
Mikey & Jeremy watch the season 5 trailer of Cobra Kai. They discuss Terry's turtleneck, evil senseis, and Johnny's new gig.
Welcome to the Concrete Jungle
Mikey & Jeremy watch Danny Glover's sci-fi action debut in Predator 2. They Discuss alternate sequels, alternate prequels, and inbetween-quels.
Sic Balls
Mikey & Jeremy watch Stephen King's Rob Reiner's "Stand By Me". They discuss exploring the woods, leeches in swamps, and fire roasted meatballs?
Baseless Allegations 4
Mikey & Jeremy finish off their season 4 coverage with the tried and true tradition of Baseless Allegations.
Cobra Kai Episode X: Eli Strikes Back
Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E10 "The Rise". They discuss Demetri's final form, familial reconcilliations, and Miguel becoming a man.
The Moment of Truth
Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E9 "The Fall". They discuss montages, Carrie Underwood, and Moon's blessing.
Scary Terry
Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E8 "Party Time". They discuss Stingray's best day, Miguel's worst day, and Tory's night of a lifetime.
Season 5 Trailer Breakdown
Mikey & Jeremy watch the trailer for season 5 of Cobra Kai. They discuss Superman 3, Johnny & Robby's road trip, and Chozen's trailer stealing declaration.
Leviathan
Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E7 "Minefields". They discuss missing merchandise, evil Batman, and headband play.
Don't Break the Cycle
Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E6 "Kicks get Chicks". They discuss Sam's bad attitude, Johnny being creepy, and Amanda's honest attempt to help Tory.
The Rematch
Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E5 "Match Point". They discuss blueberry pie, Jeremy's Miyagi-Do bias, and The three D's.
Wake Up and Smell the Manwich
Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E4 "Bicephaly". They discuss Terry Silver's daunting size, Johnny's rampant jealousy, and Sam's bad attitude.
The Real Payne Begins
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E3 "Then Learn Fly". They discuss epic ponytails, love, and pizza.
Don't Be There
We watch S4E2 "First Learn Stand". We discuss Johnny's muscles, Zack's bad attitude, and the refreshing emergence of Kenny Payne.
Terrance Silver is a Gentleman
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S4E1 "Let's Begin". They discuss Silver's cocaine fueled past, Robby's poise as a sensei, and A-hole of the week.
Season 4 Binge & Purge
This week Mikey & Jeremy give their first impressions and observations of Season 4 of Cobra Kai. They discuss returning characters, new favorites, and goldfish.
Baseless Allegations 3
This week Mikey & Jeremy prepare for Season four of Cobra Kai's imminent release with Baseless Allegations: Third Edition. They discuss funerals, weddings, and a possible pregnancy.
McClane Saves Christmas
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch one of the greatest action movie classics of all time "Die Hard". They discuss Hans Gruber's composure, John McClane's feet, and our very own Nakatomi Plaza.
Season 4 Trailer Breakdown
This week Mikey & Jeremy break down the trailer for season 4 of Cobra Kai. They discuss the unknown change in the rules for the tournament, Cobra Kai's karate origins, and Robbie teaching Miyagi Do to the cobras.
My Cousin Mikey
Mikey & Jeremy watch Ralph Macchio sit quietly in the Joe Pesci classic, "My Cousin Vinny". They discuss prison alternatives, Vinny Bag'o'doughnuts, and god damn Marisa Tomei.
Fredward Kroeger
This week Mikey & Jeremy finish the Halloween season with the 2010 remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street". They discuss Freddy's evil deeds, CGI, and the far superior portrayal by Robert Englund.
Send Hook
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch Kevin Williamsons's "I Know What You Did Last Summer". They discuss Dawson's Beach, slickers, and the efficacy of a hook as your primary weapon.
Gremsters vs. Hulksters
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch Gremlins 2: The New Batch. They discuss Gremlin boobies, John Glover, and Murray Fudderman.
Totally Recall
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch Paul Verhoeven's "Total Recall". They discuss Concrete, barely futuristic wardrobe, and mutants.
Shaggy and The Bathtub
This week Mikey and Jeremy enjoy Burt Reynolds' Smokey and the Bandit. They discuss fast cars, fast women, and butts.
Inside the Shaqtor's Studio
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch the Shaq classic "Steel". They discuss hammers that are really just guns, Shaft passing the torch to Shaq, and free throws.
The Insiders
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch the star studded greaser film, "The Outsiders". They discuss The Greaser Code, chocolate cake, and Silver Spoons.
Rocky Four Picture Show
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch "Rocky IV". They discuss Dolph Lundgren's good cheek, fatherly wisdoms, and tiny little beards.
The Dancing Baby
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch the pelvic thrusting, booty shaking, dry humping dance classic, "Dirty Dancing". They discuss temporal anomalies, old white people, and the revered soundtrack.
A New Dope
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch "Star Wars". They discuss Star Trek, robes, and kissing your sister.
Batman Actually Begins
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch Michael Keaton occasionally fight Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's "Batman". They discuss the Joker hierarchy, the best Batman, and Bruce Wayne's proclivity for leggy blondes.
Turkish Bloodsport
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch "American Samurai". They discuss western saviors, editing tricks, and a half-assed love story.
Buffy the Mustache Slayer
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch 1993's "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". They discuss Luke Perry's son, Peewee Herman's death scene, and the superior Buffy the vampire slayer.
Every Which Way But Hooch
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch the Tom Hank's canine classic "Turner & Hooch". They discuss their favorite dog breeds, stunt dogs versus acting dogs, and Tommy Hanks running around in his skimpy little undies.
Chili & Sea Bass
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch Steve Spielburg's "Jurassic Park". They discuss Brontosaurus Burgers, Chaotic Math, and Jurassic Parkas.
Balboa & Plissken
This week Mikey & Jeremy start the off-season w/ a classic team up flick, Tango & Cash. They discuss the buns to boobs ratio, Monster trucks, and Stallone's lame one liners.
The Snake Pit
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E10 "December 19". They discuss Hawk's face turn, the spaghetti incident, and everyone remembering everything they've learned.
Full of Bologna
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E9 "Feel the Night". They discuss Johnny's new jacket, Johnny's old flame, and Miguel's newest dad.
Machinations Made Form
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E8 "The Good, The Bad, and The Badass". They discuss swollen jugs, Eagle Fang's karate philosophy, and Robby's new karate grandpa.
Eagle Fang in the Park
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E7 "Obstaculos". They discuss Tory Kreuger, Daniel's wisdom, and Johnny's new dojo.
No Grease Kreese
Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E6 "King Cobra". They discuss the LaRusso's arrogance, the fall of Bong Rips, and the rise of Miguel.
Cultural Innapropriations
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E5 "Miyagi-Do". They discuss Dee Snyder's rock credentials, Chozen's big prank, and Sam the loose cannon.
The Miyagi Letters
Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E4 "The Right Path". They discuss gravy soup, Kumiko's grace, and Hawk's nefarious machinations.
Pastor Present
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E3 "Now You're Gonna Pay". They discuss Johnny's only true friend, a Louie & Anoush spinoff, and setting the table for what is to come.
Lawrence & LaRusso
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E2 "Nature vs. Nurture". They discuss sandwiches, creepy landlords, and rooting for Kreese.
Coma Kai
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch S3E1 "Aftermath". They discuss Post Tory Stress Disorder, Miguel's mental All Valley, and Johnny's new rock bottom.
Season 3 Binge & Purge
This week Mikey & Jeremy binge and purge all of season 3 of Cobra Kai. They discuss Kreese's origin, the fall of Bong Rips, and the many returning friendly faces.
Iron Eagle
The time has finally come. Mikey & Jeremy have watched Johnny Lawrence's favorite movie, Iron Eagle. They discuss how boring planes are, a terrible plan that somehow works, and an absolutely lack luster soundtrack.
Batman & Robin & Mikey & Jeremy
This week Mikey & Jeremy close out the Arnold double feature with Batman & Robin. They discuss the undeniable influence of Batman '66, awesome costuming as well as sets, and the inability of Hollywood to portray Batman to Jeremy's standards.
Season 3 Trailer Watch'n'Pause
This week Mikey & Jeremy execute a Watch'n'Pause breakdown of the Season 3 trailer of Cobra Kai. They discuss secret early release possibility, the Lawrusso Dojo, and Robbie's new haircut.
How to Kill a Predator
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch the sci-fi action horror classic Predator from 1987. They discuss rippling muscle men, Ewok strategies, and and The Predator versus everyone.
Double Cobras
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch the video game adaptation Double Dragon. They discuss unnecessary vehicular chase scenes, video game inaccuracies, and the sad tale of Abobo.
Cobra Guys: The Video Game
This week Mikey & Jeremy bust out their joysticks to play Cobra Kai: The Karate Kid Saga Continues, available on all platforms. They discuss awesome music, terrible glitches, and whether the game is a must buy for fans.
Dark Arts & The Craft
This week the Cobra Guys embrace their love of goth and watch "The Craft". They discuss their various forays into witchcraft, badass jackets, and the Rule of Three.
Birthday Begins
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch "Batman Begins" for Jeremy's off season birthday selection. They discuss Panther-Man, Batmobiles, and the classic character from the comic's, Rachel Dawes.
Second Best of the Best
This week Mikey & Jeremy watch 1989's Best of the Best starring Eric Roberts and James Earl Jones. They Discuss Eric's glorious hair in comparison to his ancient visage, karate federations, and ice cream based childhood trauma.
Back in the Game: A Season Two Retrospective
This week Mikey & Jeremy are back in the game and kicking ass again as they take a look back at season two of Cobra kai. They discuss their favorite scenes, amazing performances, and welcome some newcomers to the Cobra Guys Dojo.
Back to the Valley: A Season One Retrospective
This week Mikey & Jeremy are going back to where it all began, season one of Cobra Kai, but this time it's on Netflix. We discuss our favorite moments, standout characters, and we listen to some feedback from our fellow dojo members, and a few special guests.
The Karate Boy
This week Mikey & Jeremy give in to No Retreat, No Surrender and endure this Karate Kid/Rocky IV-esque film also starring Bruce Lee's ghost. They discuss pelvic thrusts, burger eating etiquette, and the utter lack of JCVD.
The One About the Netflix Trailer
This week The Cobra Guys are breaking down the new Netflix trailer. They also discuss Mikey's fanfic, unnecessary negativity, and the launch of Cobra Guy's merch.
Always Bet On Blade
This week the cobra guys slay their way through the Wesley Snipes vampire action classic, Blade. They discuss vampiric mythology, badass trench coats, and when it's okay to kill your mom.
Pasta La Pizza, Baby
This week the Cobra Guys dust off their VHS copy of T2 and they discuss time travel conundrums, the muscles from Austria, and innocence lost.
We Still Hate Jay Leno
We watched the second half of Collision Course. This movie still sucks. Jay Leno still sucks. We do our best to have fun and maybe we slip into a sinking void of insanity that makes us believe we may actually enjoy portions of this film.
We Hate Jay Leno
This week the guys watch Collision Course starring Jay Leno and Pat Morita. They discuss relentless racism, gyroscopic rocket pistols, and their shared distaste for he who carries the massive chin.
Demolition Guys
This week the Cobra Guys lay down a commentary on the Sylvester Stallone action flick "Demolition Man". They discuss the 3 shells, appropriate pandemic behavior and The Franchise Wars!
Ninja Magic
This week Mikey and Jeremy Dudikoff their way through the remainder of American Ninja. They discuss the Kusarigama, missile launchers, and testicular violence.
Badass Karate Boys
This week the guys watch Michael Dudikoff's 1985 film, American Ninja. They discuss hacky sack, colorful ninjas, and motorcycle dummies.
Lazy Bloodfight
This week the Cobra Guys watch Lady Bloodfight and bring you their thoughts in commentary form. They discuss terrible music, bun deficiencies, and ghost dads.
Breaking News!
We finally have at least a morsel of information regarding the future of Cobra Kai and The Cobra Guys are on the scene.
Heavy Metal Sushi
This week the Cobra Guys finish watching Showdown in Little Tokyo. They discuss finger shortening, exploding beer, and the magnificent musculature of Dolph Lundgren.
Welcome to the Bonsai Club
This week Mikey and Jeremy face off in a Showdown in Little Tokyo starring Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee. They discuss excessive nudity, over the top action, and the Yakuza.
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go
This week The Cobra Guys throw the rules in the sewer as they are joined by Peter from the Cobra Kai Kompanion to discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze. After that fun discussion Mikey and Jeremy celebrate Mikey's birthday with a Commentary of the film.
Ghost Detective
This week Mikey and Jeremy close out TJR's A Dangerous Place. They discuss criminal hierarchies, mute spirits, and high speed car chases.
Scorpion Guys
This week Mikey and Jeremy visit our old friend Ted Jan Roberts in A Dangerous Place. We discuss Donatello's new gang, cafeteria fights and ghost brothers.
We're Down With OCP
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the Paul Verhoeven classic from 1987, Robocop. They discuss robots, cops, and robot cops.
Rip 'em if you Got 'em
This week Mikey and Jeremy get back in the ring with the "Tiny" Lester classic, No Holds Barred. They discuss gigantic belt buckles, enormous shoulder pads, and yoked out short shorts.
Battle of the Tough Guys
This week Mikey and Jeremy step into the world of the Hulk Hogan classic, No Holds Barred. They discuss wrestlers turned actors, one dimensional characters, and teeny tiny weenies.
Flawless Victory
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch 1995's Mortal Kombat. They discuss secret characters, special moves, and fatalities.
We Hate Kickboxer
This week Mikey and Jeremy manage to finish watching Kickboxer. They discuss the muscles from Brussels, The Peaks from Paris, and The bulges of Belgium.
Kurt and Eric's Thailand Honeymoon
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch yet another JCVD classic, Kickboxer. They discuss breathing techniques, talking animals, and brotherly love.
A Little Bit of the Commentary
This week Mikey and Jeremy stray from the normal routine of the off season and they bring you a gift from the land of Patreon. We hope you enjoy our Commentary of the very first episode of Cobra kai, "Ace Degenerate".
Keung and The Restless
This Week Mikey and Jeremy finish off Rumble in the Bronx. They discuss a giant golden sword, how to spend diamonds, and the greatest use of a hovercraft in the history of cinema.
Ramble in the Bronx
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the Jackie Chan classic, Rumble in the Bronx. They discuss adult onesies, one way mirrors, and Keung's guns.
More Buns, More Blood
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the second half of Bloodsport. They discuss bad music, good fighting, and the best buns in the business.
First Bloodsport
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch Bloodsport staring JCVD and Bolo Yeung. They discuss winning women in bets, flashbacks within flashbacks, and the warmth of Ray Jackson.
Massacre at the Red Circle
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the thrilling conclusion to John Wick. They discuss N64 controllers, Star Wars guns, and the Hyundai Sonata.
John Wicked Badass
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the 2014 action hit John Wick starring America's sweetheart Keanu Reeves. They discuss 2 Lava 2 Lantula, The Baba Yaga, and the essence of vengeance.
Sidekicks Kumite: The Draft
Happy Thanksgiving from Mikey and Jeremy. Please enjoy this bonus Podcast from our Patreon. Listen in as we draft our 32 teams for the Cobra Guys Invitational Sidekicks Kumite.
Quan Su Dudes
This week Mikey and Jeremy complete their viewing of 1993's Surf Ninjas. They discuss surfing ninjas, a cybernetic machine gun wielding samurai, and The Baba Ram.
Why Rob Schneider
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the first half of the Rob Schneider classic, Surf Ninjas. They discuss Moto Surfing, Regular surfing, and Sega Game Gear.
The Ballad of Marion Cobretti
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish watching Stallone Cobra. They discuss how to apply ketchup to French fries, the cutest little country store you ever did see, and transitioning from an axe cult to a motorcycle murder club.
Stallone Cobra Guys
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch Sylvester Stallone's Stallone Cobra. They discuss pizza scissors, demonic robots, and The Zombie Squad.
Crowbra Guys
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch The Crow. They discuss goth levels, potent quotables, and happy jolly pirates with jolly pirate nicknames.
NunChuck Norris
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish up Sidekicks. They discuss an enchanted magazine, bitchin mullets, and brick breaking bad boys.
Chuck Norris is Real
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch Sidekicks. They discuss the thin veil between dream and reality, Joe Piscopo, and "Thunderbutt" Beau Bridges.
The Coolest
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish up the throat ripping classic, Roadhouse. They discuss falling polar bears, explosions, and stand up coitus.
The Cooler
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the 80's classic, Road House. They discuss Patrick Swayze's buns, Patrick Swayze's muscles, and Patrick Swayze's hair.
Our Friend Peter
This week Mikey and Jeremy interview Peter from the Cobra Kai Kompanion podcast. They discuss family honor, the Mandela effect, Quantum Leap vs Sliders, podcasting and Dragon Con.
Karate Cousins
This week Mikey and Jeremy are trying something completely different. Instead of watching a bad karate movie they are pitching their own martial arts flick in the tradition of The Power Within and Shootfighter 2. They discuss Shaq, Jason Statham, magic bracelets, and a minotaur.
And in the Darkness Binds Them
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the thrilling conclusion to 1995's The Power Within. They discuss TJR, superfluous chimpanzees, and Gorby the Ghost.
Two Rings to Rule Them All
This week Mikey and Jeremy get into the off season by watching the first half of The Power Within. They discuss, Universal Studios Hollywood, magic rings, and party in the back haircuts.
The Fall
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the last episode of season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss Tory being badass, Sam being the worst, and EMAILS EMAILS EMAILS.
Ketchup in the Living Room Pilot
BONUS PODCAST! Mikey and Jeremy are starting a second podcast called Ketchup in the Living Room. This is your sneak peak little babies. If you want to hear us talk about TV, movies, Comics, Video Games, and Professional Wrestling, then this podcast is for you.
Octopus Skeleton
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch season two episode nine of Cobra Kai. They discuss squashed beef, heated rivalries and el pulpo.
Hide the Plantain
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the 8th episode of season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss sexual chemistry, roller rinks, and computer dating.
The Man in the Denim Jacket
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode seven of season two of Cobra Kai. They discuss a mild controversy, jumping the stingray, and anniversaries.
The Last Ride
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch season 2 episode 6 of Cobra Kai. They discuss metahumans, bar room brawls, and tested loyalties.
Medal of Honor
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode 5 of season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss the mozzarella stick incident, Hawk's hawk's hawk, and Dimitri's inability to maintain balance.
The Spirit of Mr. Miyagi Returns
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the fourth episode of season two of Cobra Kai. They discuss Robby's popping pecks, chocolate pudding, and Senor Miyagi.
SEND IT TO THE INTERNET
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode 3 of season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss fried dough, hot babes, and the quarterly advertising budget of the Larusso Auto Group.
Don't Get Stuck
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode 2 of season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss cereal water, the importance of circles, and AC/DC lyrics.
Some Mercy
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode 1 of season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss the plot of Over the Top, Kreese's Jackets , and red hot Sanka.
Binge & Purge
This week Mikey and Jeremy binge and purge all of season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss Eli vs Hawk, the rise of Stingray, and why did SPOILER SPOIL SPOILER off the SPOILER?
Baseless Allegations 2
This week Mikey and Jeremy discuss cobra kai cuisine, season 2 predictions, and Skrulls.
Turtle Power
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). They discuss teenagers, mutants, ninjas, and turtles.
Cobra Guy's Kompanion
This week Mikey and Jeremy break down the new cobra kai trailer before being joined by Peter from the Cobra Kai Kompanion to play a little game. They discuss fictional characters that could belong to the Cobra Kai dojo, fictional characters that could belong to Miyagi Do Karate, and peter drops a bunch of f bombs.
Cobra Guys Night at the Movies
This week Mikey and Jeremy go to the movies to celebrate the special 35th anniversary of The Karate Kid. They discuss two cobra kai sneak peeks, the lack of hotdogs in the modern theater, and lingering thoughts on the film that started it all.
Actual Shootfighter II pt.2: The Reckoning
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish up their discussion of Shootfighter 2. Topics include the new Cobra Kai sneak peek, Cobra Kai cuisine, and the greatest scene in cinematic history. This week Mikey and Jeremy finish up their discussion of Shootfighter 2. Topics include the new Cobra Kai sneak peek, Cobra Kai cuisine, and the greatest scene in cinematic history.
Actual Shootfighter 2
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the first half of Shootfighter 2 and discuss tiny tough guy tattoos, sub par martial arts, and Billy Zabka's belly button cunnilingus.
Cruel Summer
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the trailer for season two of Cobra Kai. They discuss Hawk's hawk, Facebook Groups, and karate concerts.
Super Shootfighter II Turbo
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish watching Shootfighter: Fight to the death. They discuss Martin Kove's luscious locks, Kamas versus Katanas, and pitch their own early 90's karate movie.
The Cobra Guy
This week Jeremy is flying solo! listen in as he discusses Cobra Kai news, a new theme song for the podcast and gives a very spoilery review of Creed 2.
Super Shootfighter
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch Shootfighter: Fight to the Death. They discuss one man's descent into violence, Mr. Miyagi envy, and The Vent.
Double Double Feature
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch Python, King Cobra, Project Shadowchaser, and Steele Justice. They discuss giant snakes, androids, and regular sized snakes.
American Karate Janitor
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish watching Showdown (1993). They discuss unhealthy relationships, predatory behavior, and Angel the hawk of love.
American Karate Tiger
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the Karate Kid knockoff, Showdown. They discuss janitorial martial arts, karate babes, and wooden performances.
Rocky Lives
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish watching Rocky III. They discuss garlic bread, glistening muscle men, and Adrian's insights.
Clubber Lang Rules the World
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the first half of Rocky III. They discuss ancient Greek injuries, Clubber Lang's gift for trash talk, and hooking your friends up with jobs.
Baseless Allegations
This week Mikey and Jeremy throw tradition out the window as they break down what they think could happen in season 2 of Cobra Kai. They discuss dojo allegiances, possible romances, and give a half assed review of the first half of The Karate Kid reboot.
The Alpha Elite Guys
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the rest of The Next Karate Kid. They discuss bungee jumping at the prom, The Cranberries, and blindfolded bowling monks.
The Worst Karate Kid
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch The Next Karate Kid. They discuss Julie's bad attitude, elite hall monitors, and Angel the hawk.
Terry Silver is a Madman
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the second half of The Karate Kid part 3. They discuss Jessica's secret agenda, strong roots, and whether or not Mr. Miyagi used a rope to scale down The Devil's Cauldron.
Poor Johnny Kreese
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the first half of The Karate Kid part 3. They discuss the maniacal Terry Silver, Mr. Miyagi's tiny trees, and the karate bad boy Mike Barnes.
The Chozen Two
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the thrilling conclusion to The Karate Kid part two. They discuss Daniel's smooth moves, Kumiko's bangs, and the efficacy of dick based karate.
The Chozen One
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the first half of The Karate Kid II. They discuss Chozen, Sato, Yukie, Kumiko, Mr. Miyagi, Mr. Mr. Miyagi, and some karate kid.
The Cobra King
This week Mikey and Jeremy break from tradition and take a deep dive into the character of Johnny Lawrence as well as a shallow dip into The Karate Kid for Nintendo.
The Cobra Kid pt. 2
This week Mikey and Jeremy finish the seminal eighties classic, The Karate Kid. They discuss painting fences, wearing pasghetti, and the All Valley under 18 karate tournament.
The Cobra Kid pt.1
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the seminal eighties classic, The Karate Kid. They discuss the computer fad, various ways to cook hotdogs, and the smooth moves of Daniel Larusso.
Robbie VS. Miguel
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode ten of Cobra Kai, "Mercy" and discuss The Karate Kid double helix, blue mats, and the fate of karate in the valley.
Johnny and Daniel's Excellent Adventure
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the ninth episode of Cobra Kai, "Different but same" and discuss mending fences, taking cats out of bags, and Miguel's turn to the dark side.
Louie the Coward
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode eight of Cobra Kai, "Molting" and discuss balance, revisionist history, and the women of Daniel-San's life.
Sensei Sam
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the seventh episode of Cobra Kai, "All Valley" and discuss Senor Octopus, being the man, and how to cut your bonsai tree.
Eli flips the script
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode six of Cobra Kai, "Quiver" and discuss lonely karate, the transformation of Eli, and the virtues of bullying.
The Spirit of Mr. Miyagi
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the fifth episode of Cobra Kai, "Counterbalance" and discuss karate kids, their karate dads, and baseball machines.
Robbie the Liar
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode four of Cobra Kai, "Cobra Kai Never Dies" and discuss Johnny's failure as a father, Robbie's dubious life style, and the fate of a certain boba tea.
Miguel the karate kid
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the third episode of Cobra Kai, "Esqueleto" and discuss homemade costumes and how drowning makes you better at karate

Lucky Daniel Larusso
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch episode two of Cobra Kai, "Strike first" and discuss Daniel-San's wonderful life, his beautiful wife and his terrible son.

Poor Johnny Lawrence
This week Mikey and Jeremy watch the first episode of Cobra Kai, "Ace Degenerate" and discuss the rise and fall (and rise?) of Johnny Lawrence.