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This Week In Southern History: April 4, 1968 - Martin Luther King Jr. Is Assassinated
Taking a different direction, instead of just focusing on Dr King's death, I decided to talk about his whole life. I hope you enjoy the new approach to This Week In Southern History as much as I enjoyed researching and recording it.As always, I am open to the fact that I may have gotten something wrong, whether it be by slip of the tongue, or trusting an incorrect source. I apologize but welcome you to correct me by sending an email to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.comAside from subscribing to WeLoveCorey.com, as you all know in order to be able to put all the work out for free, we also accept additional donations PBS style that can be sent via PayPal to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com or on Venmo to ButterCreamCorey. These are not required, but are greatly appreciated. Those who can afford to give more help me keep the membership cost cheap at 5 dollars a month, and while I have bills like everyone else, I much prefer that everyone can afford to see my work and be entertained (or pissed off, either is fine:)Thank you all for your continued support. I love you'CoreySources: BooksKing, Martin Luther Jr. Why We Can’t Wait. Harper & Row, 1964.King, Martin Luther Jr. Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community? Beacon Press, 1967.Fairclough, Adam. To Redeem the Soul of America: The Southern Christian Leadership Conference and Martin Luther King, Jr. University of Georgia Press, 2001.ArchivesThe King Center Archive:thekingcenter.org/archiveStanford University’s King Papers Project:kinginstitute.stanford.edu(Definitive scholarly archive of Dr. King’s papers, run by Clayborne Carson.)“Letter from Birmingham Jail” (full text):africa.upenn.edu/…/Letter_Birmingham.html“I Have a Dream” speech transcript:archives.gov/…/dream…Documentaries & FilmsEyes on the Prize (PBS, 1987 & 1990).King in the Wilderness (HBO, 2018).MLK/FBI (2020, dir. Sam Pollard).Selma (2014, dir. Ava DuVernay). (Im aware its dramatized but still lol)Government and Research ReportsU.S. Department of Justice, Report on Allegations of Conspiracy in the Assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (2000):justice.gov/…/king_rep.htmHouse Select Committee on Assassinations (1979): Final Report, MLK Assassination Investigation:archives.gov/…/part-2a.htmlOnline ArticlesThe King Institute at Stanford: kinginstitute.stanford.eduNAACP History on MLK: naacp.org/…/martin-luther…National Archives Civil Rights Collection: archives.gov/…/martin-luther…Smithsonian Magazine, Martin Luther King Jr. Day Special Feature: smithsonianmag.com/…/martin…NPR’s MLK Archive: npr.org/…/martin-luther-king… This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Puttin On Airs - Catherine The Not So Great
Puttin On Airs 3 Year Anniversary - Catherine The Great!The boys pay tribute to Val Kilmer in lihgt of his tragic death and then spend a good hour up their own butts talking about cinema before professor CHO jumps in with a history lesson on Catherine The Great!Sources:Books:• Massie, Robert K. Catherine the Great: Portrait of a Woman. Random House, 2011.• Rounding, Virginia. Catherine the Great: Love, Sex, and Power. St. Martin’s Press, 2006.• Montefiore, Simon Sebag. The Romanovs: 1613–1918. Knopf, 2016.• Catherine II. Memoirs of Catherine the Great. Translated by Mark Cruse and Hilde Hoogenboom, Modern Library, 2005.Letters• Correspondence with Voltaire and Diderot. Many of their letters to and from Catherine are collected in academic volumes and archives.Academic Articles & Journals:.Online• Encyclopædia Britannica. “Catherine the Great.”britannica.com• HistoryExtra (BBC).• Hermitage Museum Official Website. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Martin Luther King Jr Essay/Teaser For This Week In Southern History!
Hey y'all! Back by popular demand (seriously.. I get so many messages and emails about this series and it really warms my heart) I am going to return to doing This Week In Southern History!It will not be every week because (as you will see when the full episode is posted) I have changed the format into being more long form instead of just the 5 minute essays that they used to be.... I still however button end each episode with said essays, which is what you are seeing here in this preview!This is the opening to the full 30 minute episode, but I wanted to get you excited for it and give you something that you can (hopefully!) enjoy today! The full episode will be up April 3rd at WeLoveCorey.com, and then up here a couple days later! Have a great day y'all, and thank you for your continued support. I am working very hard to make sure that you are gettin your 5 bucks worth!Also, if you are on Twitch and are into the whole video game streaming thing, add me! Corey_Ryan_Forrester. We are having a lot of fun, and im hoping to get the following big enough to where we can do private streams just for the Substack and WeLoveCorey.com people! (It is Free btw, and also even if you don't like video games, I mainly just talk to the chat for 2 hours whilst hittin balls lol)Love yall! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
ATLANTA! Come see me March 20th! One Show only!
Atlanta! Yall keep hollering at me to come do a show, so next Thursday March 20th I’m at The Punchline for one show only! Bringing my buddies GoodCop/RadCop to open and yall are gonna LOVE THEM! Doing a new hour of never before seen material! Let’s sell this out so they demand me back real soon! Get your tickets at CoreyRyanForrester.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Chickaluki Christmas Carol!
Hello friends and family! I'm very happy to bring you this Holiday Special!A Chickaluki Christmas Carol is a Southern re-telling of the Charles Dickens classic!I put this out last year, but many of you may have missed it, plus there's no time better for rerunning classics than Christmas!Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ask Corey Anything! 11-1: My Election Mood & What It's Like Raising a Baby in This Political Climate!
Mandy Sue (In LA!) asked me: In your neck of the woods, or overall, are you feeling hopeful about the election? Also, is it hard to have a baby in this political turmoil?I felt like since this was a multi part question that was far from a yes or no, I should address it in its own video!Here are my thoughts!Also in case you missed it.... all the questions that Y'ALL (Herohero members and those from the Substack chat) asked have already been answered a few videos back at WeLoveCorey.com, so go check those out!Remember that if you havent switched over to my herohero yet, you can use this invite (Click HERE!) and get your first 3 months free! After that its the same as being a paid member here, so you can knock your substack subscription down to the free version!Love y'all!Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Puttin On Airs Sneak Peak: Pizza and Wine, Oh How Divine!
Hidy ho, Heroes! Heres you a preview of some of the things in store for you on this week's Puttin On Airs!I think this video highlights that if Trae and I were as passionate about ANYTHING the way we are food, we'd both be millionaires or Noble Laureates lol..... Enjoy!OH ALSO STAY TUNED BECAUSE LATER TODAY YOU WILL BE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH A LINK TO JOIN TONIGHT'S LIVESTREAM AT 9PM EST!Love y'all!And remember, all of the PAID stuff I do is now on my herohero!Join using this invite and get your first 3 months FREE! Click Here to Sign Up And Put Corey's Kid Thru College!After you do that, you can bump your substack subscription down to the free tier!Much love!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Wasting Away Again In MetamucilVille!
Hey y’all! Full rant video is up RIGHT NOW on the ole herohero! (Click here to subscribe and get 3 monthsfree!https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRH )Full audio will be up later for free here on the Subby Stack!Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Park Rant 8/30/24!
*Video version is up on my herohero! If you havent already joined me over there, use this link right here to get your first 3 months free! Then, you can just knock your Substack Subscription down to Free Subscriber! (I know life is complicated enough, but herohero made me a really good deal and I have a baby now so y’all just go with it if ya don’t mind!😂)*About this week’s rant….Hey, y'all! This week, like an old man, i ranted bout the weather for a bit. Mainly on account of how the tomato yield has been week this summer, and thats usually the only thing that makes the heat worth it! That lead to talking about the upcoming season of fall and how excited I am to eat chili and wear sweatshirts and what not!Then i spent a fair amount of time talking about True Crime because they're is a new podcast out (Noble) that takes place about 5 minutes from my house and it has got me (even more than usual) jacked up about small town mysteries and what not!Then to bring it on home, I talked about racist antiques and whether or not we should want them gone, or want them on display so we never forget our dark past.... what do y'all think?Love y'all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corey Reads The News! (Not Really) And Then Comments on It! (With Opinions Pulled Straight From His Butt) - 8 - 27 - 24
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Rantin Bout Being an Emotional Dad, C
In today’s rant, I discuss many things including my gratitude for ALL OFF Y’ALL in regards to the launch of my new column in the Atlanta Journal Constitution. I also talk about the influence of Lewis Grizzard and share some of my favorite of his book titles and covers. I also brought up a podcast called Noble, which explores a controversy involving a crematorium in Noble, Georgia. …. pretty sure i’ve talked to y’all about this before but it is RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM ME and we tried to do a damn tv show based on it!Naturally i also reflect on the emotional toll of being a father lol If you still havent made the switch to herohero, dont worry, the FREE 3 MONTHS still applies to you if you use this invite right here: OG SUBSTACKER INVITE!Once you’ve done that, you can absolutely stop paying for Substack but i do encourage you to stay here as a FREE member as I will still be posting and am always active in the chat! No reason we cant have two fun things!Also, y’all… my first column for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution came out today and you can read it right here!!!Love y’all… and for my herohero people, there will be a new 3 Clicks and a Hick up at WeLoveCorey.com at 8 pm EST tonight!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Performing Jeff Daniel’s “Greatest Country On Earth” monologue while out of breath, half dead, and jogging
Been adding a little spice to my fitness routine: performing famous monologues whilst jogging and fighting for air/my life 🤣Today’s monologue was originally performed by Jeff Daniels in The Newsroom and was written by Aaron Sorkin while he was firmly up his own butt! Full monologue is up on my bonus site which you can find at WeLoveCorey.com (that’s my herohero!)if you are NOT already signed up, use this special invite made available to only OG Substackers and get the first 3 months FREE!: https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRHOnce you’ve subscribed, feel free to bump your Substack subscription down to the FREE tier:) What do you think about the monologue? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
DISNEY LIED TO US? (Clip From Puttin On Airs!) *Trigger Warning: Animal Deaths and The Word S*icide*
Y’all consider me plum blown away! (Or is is “plumb”?) We’ve all known Disney could be evil for various reasons but they really leveled up on this one! btw, the FULL episode is up EARLY over on my herohero at WeLoveCorey.com ! have you signed up yet? If not, use this invite to get the first 3 months FREE! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRHYall have a great night and thanks to all those who have already supported me and my family by signing up at WeLoveCorey.comP.S. my first TWO Articles for the Atlanta Journal Constitution have been given the stamp of approval so look out for those real soon! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin bout Popeye, Cocaine, Kissinger, Kamala & Coach Walz!
Hey y’all! Use this invite And get 3 months free on my new paid site! https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/CMUFUACRRHToday I wanted to talk to yall bout some fun drug stories regarding Hollywood!I also touch on my shocking enthusiasm for the Democratic Party over the past 3 weeks! Love yall!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin About The People Who Ain’t Got Nothing Better To Do Than Transvestigate Female Athletes
Not much more to say bout that. It’s weird, it’s gross, and frankly it’s dangerous. Not to mention flat out DUMB AS S**T cause I know these sumbitches went to school with gals just as jacked and “Tom boyish” that they never once thought s**t about!Anywho, the video for this here rant is up on my herohero… if you aint. heard the news, i’ve signed a deal with them that REALLY helps me and my family, so it will be the primary focus of my “paid content”I have a special invite for you OG Substackers though so you can get your first 3 months for FREE! Click Here To Join Corey's herohero at a discount just for Substackers!After you’ve done that, you are more than fine to bump your Substack membership down to “free” but i wouldn’t cancel it all together because i still intend on keepin stuff coming here, and I am still very active in the chat!Look out for an announcement soon as i will be doing a livestream q and a to 1.) have fun with y’all, 2.) answer any questions you have about the new site!Thanks for all the support you continue to give me! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin' Bout Breakfast, Weight Gain, Body Builders/Body Positivity & More!
Hey y’all! First let me get some business out of the way… if you have not heard, I am switching my main creative energies over to HeroHero and you all can get 3 months FREE by using this invite link: https://herohero.co/coreyryanforrester/invites/LKMLIZKZBXI will be posting ALL the stuff you are used to here on Substack, just on a sleeker platform… plus you get a discount AND they have made ME a great offer that benefits me and my family, so I really hope you will support it! After your free trial, it will be the exact same price as this Substack so nothing will change on your part except for that i’ll be able to put more money in my kid’s college fund and spend more time on my audio dramas lolNow on to todays rant! Today I talked about weight gain, weight loss, THE GREAT BREAKFAST LIE and many more things!If talk of weight issues triggers you, I TOTALLY understand…. maybe skip this one… you wont hurt my feelings at all!Love y’all very much, and I hope to see you on HeroHero!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pastor Petey Responds To Biden Dropping Out Of The Race
Children of the flock! This week Pastor Petey felt it best to toss his notes aside and call a little audible! Considering Biden’s announcement is all anyone’s gonna be talking about, Pastor Petey figured he’d get his oration out to the Citizens of Chickaluki toot-sweet! That way, for the rest of the week we can focus on providing well needed respites from the political calamity! We hope you enjoy the sermon today! Btw, Pastor Petey merch is available right now at CoreyShirts.com !Yall have a blessed Sunday! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*Early Access* Little House Of The Dragon S2E4&5!
(Episodes of Little House Of The Dragon come out on Saturdays on the Puttin On Airs feed, but BonusCorey.com subscribers get them early and ad-free!)Y’all, things are HEATING UP in Westeros my goodness gracious!The whole world that George RR Martin built is finally coming into view in the second season of House Of The Dragon. Season 1 was certainly a tone shift from the OG Game Of Thrones, and while it has still maintained a more somber vibe, we are starting to see flashes of the show we all fell in love with! We see The Wall, we hear from some Dornes….. banners are raised and Dragons are Dracarys’n people smooth ta death!Lord Corey and Lady Kirby break down episodes 4 and 5 for ya in today’s episode! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ About How My Comedic Instincts Have Changed (Plus The Trump Incident & JD Vance’s Nomination)
Hey everyone! Today I walked around the park and talked a good bit about the assassination attempt and JD Vance (who I know personally) being picked as VP to Trump. The main thread of the rant though is how I’ve realized lately that I have changed as a person. In a good way I think, but possibly bad for my career… time will tell! Basically my realization was this: I no longer have the need to be first or to have the hottest take!Is this from getting older? Is it from having a kid? Is it….. BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH? Who knows! Hope yall enjoy my blabbering, and please have a great day! Thanks to the 10 of you who became PAID subscribers yesterday! If you are new, WELCOME! If you’ve been here for a while and just finally felt it was worth it…. Thank you as well! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Fake The Nation w/Negin Farsad, Chris Gethard, and ME!! (Corey Ryan Forrester) *Early Access*
Hey everyone! Many of you probably already know and love Fake The Nation, but if you haven’t it’s a tremendous political podcast hosted by the brilliant Negin Farsad!Negin had me and fellow comedian Chris Gethard on for a bonus episode because we were touring together last week, and she was kind enough to let me put it out here EARLY so that yall could hear! we talked about the divide in America and all that non sense….. this was BEFORE the whole Trump/shooting thing fyi. Thought I’d mention that lest ye think it was a glaring omission! Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ About That Thing That Happened Over The Weekend (You know the one…{Trump Got Shot!})
After babbling about my travel woes for a few brief minutes, I felt I had to talk about the absolute bombshell that happened this weekend. I don’t really know what to say other than what I said in this rant. dark and scary times for America and the world. I hope that you all are safe and feel loved. You are by me! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corey Answers Your Questions!
Hey y’all! So first off, I clicked something whilst editing this video that every now and then makes me… glow? Don’t know what I did, but couldn’t turn it off, so anyways sometimes in this video I GLOW! lolI took to the chat and asked for questions, you asked em, I answered em, here’s that video!Love yall so much and I CANT WAIT TO BE HOME! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Positive Thoughts To Sleep On!
Happy late evening, yall! Guess who has bacon grease on both his thumbs and just found out it was Sunday? 👍🏼 this guy! 👍🏼 I was getting all tucked in to my comfy bed here in Muncie Indiana and thought I’d share some kind words before I laid down! Ok… I also mentioned the Bubonic plague, but yall know how I be!Hope your weekend has been fabulous and you’ve stayed relatively cool! When I can speak more freely (aka when I’m not in a hotel room late at night trying not to get a noise complaint!) I have many observations about life in a tour bus that I want to share with you! See yall tomorrow! Good night! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Early Access: Little House Of The Dragon S2E2&3
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Rantin Bout Strawberry Toothpaste And Dino Nuggets or (Who Says We Have To Grow Up?)
Hey y’all! Today I’m ranting about why I think we need to act more like kids sometimes! Come see me on this 10 day tour if you’re in the area! Thanks to all of you who have upgrades to a PAID subscription! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*Early Access* Little House Of The Dragon S2E2&3
Hey y’all Lady Kirby and I haven chosen to do this podcast bi-weekly meaning we will cover 2 episodes at a time (up until the finale, which will get its own episode!)We think this makes the show flow more actually, which is nice cause the main reason we are doing it is scheduling conflicts 🤣Video will be out later and you will notice we’ve decided on a more casual setting for the… well, set lolLove yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Me and General Custer are The Same Age (+ Thoughts On Dystopias)
Good afternoon, friends! Back in the park rantin!Hope yall enjoyed the livestream this past Sunday! Full video will be out later this week! Love ya! ‘Corey Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
3 Clicks & A Hick: The Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am Part 1!
Hey Substackers! Enjoy your Friday night entertainment and prepare to be flooded with stories of my Disney Travels from now until next Friday! If you’re not active in the Substack chat, get the app and remedy that! We chat in there on the daily! Love ya! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin and Motivatin'!
Hey y’all! Today i am NOT in the park because it is HOT AS HELL! But i’m rantin anyways! Mostly here to give you a little pick me up on your way home from the first work day of the week!I did have a little revelation at the mall though that i wanted to tell y’all bout…. listen (or watch!) to find out what it is!‘CoreyThanks to the 10 new people who decided to become PAID subscribers on Fathers Day! Don’t know if that was on purpose or not, but it made this father VERY happy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Little House Of The Dragon Season 2 Ep 1: INSTANT REACTIONS
YOOOOO AIRHEADS!!! Little House of The Dragon is BACK BABY!Here is Lady Kirby and Lord Corey with thier instant reactions to the EPIC season 2 opener of House of The Dragon!(apologies as this was supposed to come out earlier but Lord Corey's wife Amber quite possibly broke her ankle and.... well, life, ya know?) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The Chickaluki Times Free Press: 1st Edition!
Good day, fair citizens of Chickaluki! Our good friend Stumpy Winslow is working on the latest edition of The Chickaluki Times Free Press, but pointed out to me that since we’ve had so many new subscribers since the first edition, it might be prudent to put it back out to catch everyone up to speed! I agree with Stumpy!For some of you this will be brand new, but I’m sure the others won’t mind a blast from the past while a new edition is being typed and set!Y’all have a wonderful day and remind Pastor Petey to pray for my wife’s ankle as she is still laid up! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The First (and most likely LAST) Forrester Family Reality Show!
Well Substack Fam, we had a little accident at the house, but you know me… I had to make something out of it 🤣So for your Friday night entertainment, I hope my wife’s extreme displeasure brings you much joy!P.S. AS I WAS UPLOADING THIS she said “b***h go get me some hotdogs!” And I was like Amber you gotta save that for when we are rolling 🤣🤣🤣 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pastor Petey LIVE (for those who missed the stream!)
Well y’all, I may be biased but i think we had a HELLUVA good time on tonights livestream!Thanks to all who made it, but for those of you who couldnt whether it be cause of work, kids, or just time-zone differences…. heres the full livestream!Forgive any hiccups, i was also playing producer!‘Corey and Petey!Thanks to all of you who are PAID subscribers!And a big thanks to Zach, Aria, and Kim who hopped on to be guests!Merch at CoreyShirts.com Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
3 Clicks & A Hick: Batman!
Hidy, folks! This week on the program we are using my favorite superhero as our starting point! The Dark Knight himself! Do we end up getting to old Sh*tler in 3 clicks or less? Tune in to find out! And also stick around for the after show where I nerd out even more on Batman/Comics/movies! Love yall! Thanks for being PAID subscribers! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin' Bout God (Is There One?) And The A.I. Takeover (Has it Already Happened?)
Happy Friday, y’all! today I ranted about God and “god moments”…. little things that make you question your beliefs and what not! Also there is a water crisis going on in Atlanta that I didn’t know about so naturally i blame…. THE ALGORITHM!Y’all have a great day and thanks for subscribing! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Venting About Personal Technology Woes. Feel Free To Skip This One 🤣
Hey y’all! Not sending this as an email cause I don’t wanna blow your inboxes up with something so pointless, but I HAD TO RANT AND RAVE about my past 3 days just so I could get it off my chest and move on with my life 🤣Anyways this rant explains my absence. Technology betrayed me! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Mental Health Walk and Talk!
Hey, y’all! Today I did an impromptu live stream because I had some stuff I wanted to say regarding mental health and what not!I’m sure that some of you were there, but for those who weren’t, as promised I downloaded the livestream and am sharing it with y’all here for a little saturday night entertainment!I know it SOUNDS like it would be depressing, but I think I kept it moving and entertaining and cracked several jokes (mostly at my expense)Thanks to everyone who has become a PAID subscriber this week!BTW, Pastor Petey MIGHT be just a tad late today because…. well, i explain it in the video…. ENJOY!‘CoreyNew Merch at CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
3 Clicks & A Hick: Stepin Fetchit! (+ First Ever After Show Rabbit Hole!)
Hello friends from ACROSS THE WORLD (so crazy that that’s true!) for your Friday night entertainment, may I present yet another installment of 3 Clicks & A Hick!This week our starting point was legendary Vaudeville and Movie Star Lincoln Theodore Monroe Andrew Perry…. Better known as his stage name/character Stepin Fetchit!This takes us on a journey that eventually leads us into Norse mythology! As promised, after I finished the game, I went back and dug a little deeper on some links I found interesting along the way! I hope you all enjoy it, and thanks so much to all of the new PAID subscribers this week! I’m working even harder now to deserve your generosity, and I can’t wait for you to see all the stuff I have in store!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
R.I.P Grayson Murray: Let’s End The Stigma of Mental Illness/Health
Hey y’all. I shared this on Social media, but I know that some of you aren’t on there. I’m sharing it here because I know a lot of you are like me and suffer from Depression/Anxiety/Another form of mental illness. I’m sharing it here in case it needs to be heard: Grayson Murray was just 30 years old. He is no longer with us because of mental illness. First let me say that I’m torn up for his friends and family. I’ve been through it more times than I can count, but I’ve also very nearly put my friends and family in the same situation Y’all I’m begging you to get help if you need it. Of course that is, if you can afford it… which is so sad. I do not want to make this political, but I firmly believe that if mental health help was made available for free, it would be a net positive for this country. I truly believe we’d still have some of our friends The cost, however, has nothing to do really with one of the biggest problems surrounding mental health: the stigma Don’t get me wrong… it is better than it used to be. But it is still not where it NEEDS to be, which is completely gone Getting help does not make you weak. As a matter of fact I’d say the opposite is true. I’m stronger today than I’ve ever been, even though I sure have my moments. Those moments are fewer and far between now though, because I finally admitted that I couldn’t do it on my own, and if I was gonna bring a child into this world, I was gonna be the best version of myself I could be. I’m still here in SPITE of the stigma. All the people who say “suck it up, buttercup!” “Be a man!” “Get over it!!”Ironically now that I’ve been to counseling and can more acutely notice the signs, those very same people are the ones who could benefit from therapy the most. That’s not a dig. I hurt for them. Matter of fact a big part of my “journey” (I hate when people use that but look at me go lol) has been trying my best to forgive people who lash out at me. Because more often than not, it’s not me they hate… it’s themselves. How would I know that? Well… I used to be that guy RIP Grayson Murray This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/Pastor Petey 5/26: Don’t Mess With Sister Jody!
Good Sunday morning, Citizens of Chickaluki! (or Happy Saturday night to ya Paid Subscribers!)Brother Corey told y'all that once his wife got done with school he'd have more time to put out some extra fun stuff, and dog gone it if he ain't done and filmed Pastor Petey and turned my sermon into a Picture Show! Whole lot went on in Chickaluki this week, so we hope you enjoy it despite having to see my ugly mug! Hope y'all had a wonderful weekend, and thanks once again to those who tossed something in the offering plate by becoming a PAID subscriber! ‘Petey Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Park Rant: 5 Stories - 4 True, One False!
Hey, y’all! As you know from the Substack Chat (if you’re not on there, you really should be… we have fun!) Yesterday on Twitter I posted 5 Stories about myself with one of them being false and asked folks to guess which one was the lie! The stories were as follows:1.) Adam Sandler is the one who told me Hugh Hefner Died 2.) Mel Brooks sang to me on my 30th birthday 3.) I was arrested at Talladega when I was 21 4.) I taught Attorney General Eric Holder what Kegels are 5.) my sister punched me in the nose at a Jimmy Buffett concert and broke itI posted the reveal on twitter and all the other socials, but said I’d save the FULL story on each one for a park rant….. and here is said park rant!I hope you enjoy and are having a great week! I’ll see y’all later with more entertainment !Also THANK YOU to everyone who upgraded to a PAID membership this week! You help keep the lights on for this little grass roots operation!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey 5/19 - Cicada Casserole & Hypocrisy!
Happy Sunday, y’all! (or Saturday night for ya paid folk)Tis I, Pastor Petey and I’m so happy to be back with you fine Chickaluki citizens today! Up top we have some announcements concerning our most recent covered dish supper, as well as our Little League ball teams (or rather, an announcement concerning the PARENTS! You know who you are!)Once again we must pray for Deacon Ricky and of course our country as we dive head and butt first into election season!My sermon today is on hypocrisy, specifically the hypocrisy I saw online this weekend surrounding a story of an athlete taken to jail. That’s all I’ll say for now, as you can hear it for yourself!We sure hope you enjoy it, and thanks once again to those who contribute to the building fund by way of paying for a subscription! ‘Petey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
PGA Championship: Saturday (Moving Day!) Review!
Hello to the 2 people on this Substack who MAY care about Golf! I chose not to send this out as an email because I know my audience and know that the majority of you DO NOT CARE, however I LOVE TALKING BOUT GOLF SO IM PUTTING IT OUT 🤣INSANE Saturday at The PGA Championship today! Here’s my instant reaction to it! Enjoy if you’re into that! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Portal Boobies & Butthole Gas! (NSFW!)
Hey substackers! If you DO NOT want to hear about boobies and dudes shoving gas nozzles up their poop holes, please skip this rant 😆You've been warned! I am merely reporting the daily news, so don't shoot the messenger! Love y'all! Thanks to all who have upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
3 Clicks & A Hick: Dennis Rodman!
Hey yall! As you’ll come to know by me literally mentioning it at the beginning of this video, I recorded this LAST WEDNESDAY and was supposed to put it out last FRIDAY, but in my sick stupor I forgot!Today on 3C&AH we do our best to get to Hitler’s Wikipedia page using perhaps the greatest rebounder of all time as our starting point… The Worm himself, Mr Dennis Rodman! Learned a lot doing this episode and I hope you enjoy it! Thanks to everyone who has upgraded to a PAID membership!See yall later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Scream. F*ck. Die: A Bug’s Life! *Audio*
Hey y’all! Here’s the audio from this week’s essay in case you were holding off to hear it in my voice! Or hell, if you just wanna enjoy it again!And to all the new people who subscribed because of this essay, WELCOME! I also appreciate everyone who bumped up to a paid subscriber and are now supporting this publication for the price of a cup of coffee a month! It goes a long way, and I really appreciate it and look forward to continue providing you great value for your investment in my silliness! Y’all have a wonderful Friday, and I’ll see you later! P.S. Pastor Petey will unfortunately be coming a day later this week, as I am on chaperone duty all day Saturday for my nieces birthday party! I will make it up to you, and then some! Much love! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
DON’T TALK TO ME I’M IN A HYPER-FOCUS! Or (An ADHD Rant About ADHD!)
Hey yall! Today I’m in the park talking about HYPERFOCUSES! Both the negative things about them, as well as something I personally find very beneficial! Don’t have ADHD? You’ll probably still enjoy/relate to this because it’ll remind you of someone you know who does 🤣Thanks so much to everyone who upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! Love all of you and see ya later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Modern Day Golden Calves
Children of the flock! Happy to be back with ya this Sundy (or Saturday for those paid subscribers!) preaching the word and keeping you up to snuff on the goings-ons in our humble little town of Chickaluki! This week Pastor Petey touches on Cyber Trucks, sycophants, Rap beefs, Margaritaville and more! We hope you enjoy, and as always thanks to those who threw some scratch in the offering plate this week by upgrading to a PAID subscriber! Yall have a blessed day and we’ll see ya soon! ‘Petey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Feeling Good, Feeling Bad, People Who Suck at Shopping, and Mel Brooks!
Hey friends! Surprise, Surprise… I ranted in the park today! Topics include: Being in a good moodBeing in a bad mood A dude who pissed me off at Sam’s ClubCracker Barrel The world sucking How awesome Mel Brooks is! Thanks to everyone for being here, and those who gave upgrades to a PAID membership this week! You all rule! Love you very much, and I hope you enjoy this rant, as well as this week’s Puttin On Airs! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Fast Food Burger Nostalgia (+ A PSA Regarding Panic Attacks and Mental Health etc!)
Hey gang! Today I took to the park to rant about fast food burgers and the stranglehold some of the brands have on society…. Ok, mostly the stranglehold they have on ME 🤣Then at the end of the rant, I talk briefly about the importance of staying diligent when it comes to your mental health… an area in which I’ve recently failed miserably!Love yall and thank you soooo much to everyone who has upgraded to a PAID subscription!See yall later this week!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Stroll Through The Park: Wilder Tower, Green Eyes, and more!
Hey yall! That picture of Marjorie Taylor Greene hanging out in the Battlefield behind my house has recently made the rounds again, so I figured we’d go visit the tower and do some sight seeing! Hope yall are having a great day! Thanks once again to those of you who upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! Means the world!See yall later!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Stroll: It's Been 8 YEARS Since Prince Passed?
Hey gang! First off, no, this isn’t 20 minutes of me talking about the death of Prince (though I definitely could) but rather me finding out it had BEEN 8 years since he passed, which really put a lot of things in perspective for me because that means The WellRED Comedy tour began 8 FREAKIN YEARS AGO!Anyways, this is more a rant of appreciation and gratitude!Love you all, and thanks to all of you who upgraded from free to PAID subscribers yesterday! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The Conclusion to The Street Preacher-In-The-Drain-Drama (+Rants About Mental Disorders & Fast Food Fish!)
Hey Substackers! Hope you’re having a wonderful Friday night! Had to hop on the mic to share the epic conclusion to the local street preacher who fell in a drain (that’s in the running for my favorite sentence I’ve ever typed 🤣) In the middle of the rant I had to make an announcement of sorts, so apologies for the boredom… feel free to fast forward to me talking about Long John Silvers trying to put me in the damn poor house! Big thanks once again to everyone this week who had upgraded to a PAID subscription! You are my heroes (and as you’ll hear in this rant, the ones who allowed me to treat my family to fast food lol)Love yall! ‘Corey PS. Listen to the latest episode of Puttin On Airs! It’s great:) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
3 Clicks & A Hick: Junius Brutus Booth!
Hey, y’all! How goes it? For those of you who are new round here, 3 Clicks & A Hick is where I play the famous Wikipedia game “3 Clicks To Hitler” (I prefer not to use Hitler in the title, so there ya go, lol)Anyway, today, I decided that we would start with John Wilkes Booth’s dad, Junius Brutus Booth!Like many of you, I have been thoroughly enjoying the show Manhunt on Apple TV, so I’m on a bit of an Abraham Lincoln kick. Got to learn a lot on this run-through of random wikipedia pages, and I hope you enjoy it!Y’all have a great day and once again, THANK YOU to those who have upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! Means a lot!love ya!‘corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Comedy and Street Preachers!
Hey yall! Hope this post finds you well and having (against all odds) a terrific day at work! Today I wanted to share a story with you all, that for fear of spoiling the punch I shan’t divulge any details here…. Let’s just say, a slightly annoying feller got some karma and I for one experienced massive amounts of Schadenfreude!Before that, I ranted a bit at how annoying I find it when other comedians try to gatekeep what people find funny!Love yall, and thanks to all of you who upgraded to a PAID subscription yesterday! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
After Airs!: Stephen Foster Goes To…. A Church!
Hey Substackers! For your Friday night enjoyment I thought you might enjoy some more facts about America’s first songwriter, Stephen Foster!While researching, I came across one fact on a kids website that I just couldn’t…. Well you know what, just watch the video! Love yall! See ya later this weekend!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Dopamine For The Monday Hangover!
Hey Substackers! Here’s a little uplifting and fun rant to get you over the Monday blues (hopefully)Hope this makes your drive home a little bit easier, and I hope the rest of your week doesn’t suck! Oh and BTW…. THANK YOU to the 20 new Paid subscribers I got on here this week! Means a lot to me!Yall take care!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Staring At The Sun in Heaven!
Happy Sunday (or Saturday to you paid subscribers!) and welcome back to Pastor Petey’s!Along with several announcements regarding some ongoing investigations in our little town of Chickaluki, Pastor Petey gives testimony of a wonderful human experience he had earlier this week whilst traversing the hallowed grounds at Augusta National!We appreciate you who leave a little in the offering plate every month by paying to subscribe, but regardless of if you do or not, we are just happy you are all here!Please remember that in the month of April, you can get brother Corey Ryan Forrester’s new book Round Here and Over Yonder for only 5.99 on Audible!Y’all have a blessed day and we will see ya later this week!‘Petey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout The Matrix (and how the phrase “Red Pilled” is being used by the MAGA crowd!) <Video>
Hey Substackers! So what's going on here is that I was ATTEMPTING to make a very short video for the internet, but because I'm verbose that turned into over 10 minutes so it belongs here instead! My wife has never seen The Matrix, and I get to show it to her tonight… that’s how this whole rant started, but because of who I am… it went many other places 🤣Enjoy!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Monday Motivation 4/8/24!
Good morning, Substackers! Here’s something to kick start that work week! Hope this message finds you well, and lord willing with a belly full of biscuits! Skeeew! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout The Zoo!
Hey Substackers! In today’s Park Rant I ramble about our families recent trip to the Zoo, and the moral quandary such an activity is for me personally! Yall have a great day now! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Easter Sunday w/ Pastor Petey!
Good morning and Happy Sunday, Children of The Flock, and all you beautiful Citizens of Chickaluki! We are so glad to have you in the congregation on what, if we are not mistaken, is the first-ever Easter Service here at Pastor Petey’s Place for Parishioners, Both Pompeous & Prolitariate Alike! To say Pastor Petey Perkins had a fire in his belly today would be an understatement! Of course, he’s also got about a dozen of Meemaw‘s Deviled eggs floating around in there, Praise God!In this Easter special episode, Pastor Petey discusses Easter, of course, and the congregation's celebrations pertaining to it! He announces the Easter egg hunt and encourages parents to keep an eye on their younguns! Pastor Petey also shares a personal story about meeting his wife, Mrs. Pastor Petey, at a pizza joint one fateful night. Then, in his firey sermon, Pastor Petey gives a real-life testimony about a situation he was put in at an Easter Celebration this weekend. This sermon explores the hypocrisy of some Christians and the need to practice what they preach.Pastor Petey would also like to say that not only is he aware that there are indeed good-hearted Christians out there, but he is friends with several. That said, if you yourself are a good-hearted Christian, this sermon is NOT an attack on you but on those who unfortunately give you a bad name!Oh, and by the way, Pastor Petey knows that doesn't sound very funny, lol. But he promises that aside from a few serious points the Lord laid on his heart, this is a fun one!Thank you all for reading this far. Remember, if you ever want to leave a little extra in the offering plate, you can do so on PayPal. Send your offering or “tithe” to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com. As you know, this is a grassroots organization, and we are always saving up for The Building Fund!You can also support the program by upgrading your monthly membership to the paid version—it’ll only cost you a cup of coffee a month!And last but not least, check out our exclusive Chickaluki Merchandise over at CoreyShirts.comY’all have a happy rest of your Easter Sunday!‘Corey!P.S. If there are a bunch of typos up there, please don’t judge me, i’m uploading this the night before and I’m tired and don’t want to re-read it all 😂 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Peaceful (And Slightly Obscene) Tranquility For Your Drive Home!
Hello Substackers! Today I thought you might like a quick little (slightly obscene) moment of tranquility for your drive home from work! I hope you all have a FABULOUS weekend, and I look forward to seeing you all on the congregation at Pastor Petey’s this Sunday! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Thursday Motivation!!
Hey Substackers! Here’s your “pep talk” for the end of the week, which also includes some mild sh*t talking!Hope yall are having a GREAT week so far! Love yall! ‘Corey CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Don't Do Ya'Self Dirty!
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is so happy to be with you on this beautiful Sunday afternoon!After the announcements, your right Reverend called out a misdeed directed at him earlier this week in our fine town of Chickaluki… Citizen#1, as I shall call you if you are listening… I hope you know that you were a BUTTHEAD, father god!The sermon today was inspired by a video Pastor Petey saw on one of the Ticky Toks and whatnot, and it explores the idea of projection and self-loathing!We also appreciate Sister Sheila for kicking off our sermon with a new hymn she wrote just for us!We appreciate all of you who leave a little bit in the offering plate every month. For those of you who would like to chip in a bit extra for the fine programming, you can PayPal brother Corey at ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com or check out our merchandise at CoreyShirts.com!That said, we appreciate all of you regardless of financial reasons!We love you and hope you have a great Sunday…. we wil see ya later this week! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Did Sitcom Dads Influence The Way We Parent? + Other Scattered Topics: A Park Rant!
Happy Friday, Substackers!! Hope yall have an exciting (or at least relaxing) weekend in store! I’ll be honest, when I click record on these I USUALLY have at least one idea of where I want to go… that was not the case today, but to pat myself on the back, my lunatic stream of consciousness actually got somewhere interesting quick and stayed there!… ok, there were a few detours, but you know how I be! Love yall. See ya Sunday! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Bill Murray Movies!
Hey Substackers! So the question was posed on Twitter: What’s your favorite Bill Murray Movie besides Groundhog Day? I decided to play along, and the result was an actual FUN TIME on Twitter…can you believe it? I thought those days were over! The comments on my retweet were actually so fun that I was actually replying to people, which is honestly something I usually reserve for this Substack…. That’s not because I’m too good to reply to people, it’s just that I’ve learned to ignore comments cause people can be buttheads! Well long story short, my thumbs got tired but I still had MUCH left to say, so naturally I took to the park to say it into my phone for you fine people:) What is YOUR favorite Bill Murray movie??‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Motivation Wednesday! Or (MY LEG IS WORKING LETS RANT!) <Video!>
Hey Substackers! After a couple weeks on the IR list, my leg is finally healed and I can get back to doing what I do best: rambling about stuff in the woods!Today Im giving a SORT OF pep talk, and I hope you all enjoy it very much! (other topics include cutting toxic people out of your life… but talked about in a funny and charming way, you know how i be 😂)Y’all have a great day and i’ll see you later this week!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
MONDAY Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Party Rules To Live By (And Guide Us!)
Children of the flock! Pastor Petey is back to spread the gospel to all you beautiful citizens of Chickaluki!!Today Pastor Petey provides a few words to live by when hosting a party! And some that can benefit those just attending!The heart of the message, however, is about letting go of petty grievances when you are DAMN NEAR 40 YEARS OLD!!Yall have a blessed day/work week… we will see ya later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Checkin' in, ASMR style!
Hey Substackers! This post was not sent to your email boxes so you’re not going crazy if you thought “I cant find this anywhere!”Ive been trying to cut down on how many I send cause I know it bugs people! Anyways, I was just checking in to say 1.) Petey will be up in the morning and 2.) thanks for all your kind messages, my leg is SOOOOO much better!Anywho, love yall, see ya tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Desk.....Rant? Ugh! (Part 2, and with better scenery!)
Hey everyone! I'm continuing my scattered train of thought from yesterday! At the 12-minute mark, I finally got to what I wanted to talk about: Elon Musk complaining that the Oscars are now too “woke,” lol. Before that, I once again babbled about gas stations, as I am wont to do! If you aren't into that, feel free to skip ahead!Love y’all… have a great Wednesday!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Desk....Rant? Ugh! (Part 1!)
Top of the morning to ya, Substackers! I sit here before you, a wounded Dove longing to spread his wings and fly, but alas, tis not to be!For real, though, I am still having major issues with the leg, so I have to figure out how to work from behind a desk! Today’s rant starts with me showing a little footage of the injury AND my first-ever Stone Cold Stunner! After that, I got some things off my chest that have been bugging me this week whilst laying on my couch writhing in pain…. mainly the comments section on food videos 😂I had to cut myself off because, naturally, I forgot we had to record The WellRED Podcast today. But I'll be back with part 2 soon because I have LOTS of opinions!While I got you here…. is there anything you'd like to hear from me while I’m couped up at the house and immobile? Anything I can work on for you? Is there anything that would make your subscription worthwhile? Yall have a great Wednesday! Love yall!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Michael Caine Visits The South!
Hey y’all! For those not active in the Substack Chat, I am still sequestered on my couch suffering from a MASSIVE hematoma on my left leg. Before anyone says ANYTHING, yes, I’m aware that I am too old to wrestle. It has been noted, and I assure you, no one thinks I’m a bigger idiot than myself (ok, maybe my mom and my wife! [two separate people])Anywho the pain in my leg is actually the least of my concerns, it’s the damn immobility of the situation! As yall have become well aware, the park is not only my sanctuary, it is also MY OFFICE! It’s where I get 90% of my work done and yall, without it, I am MISERABLE! Two good things have come of this though: 1.) it’s forced me to sit down and WRITE.. something I’ve been blocked from for quite a while (working on some new stuff right now!) and 2.) my stir craziness prompted me to work on a silly Michael Caine impression that I hope you all enjoy 🤣See yall later, and happy Sunday! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ about Being a Dad and Comedy Movies!
Hey Substackers/Citizens of Chickaluki!Today I’m back in the park and wanted to rant a bit on sort of a parenting “milestone” if you can call it that! After that I got real excited talking about the fact that Naked Gun is getting rebooted so I ranted about Comedy/comedy movies!Hope yall are having a fantastic week so far! Pick up your Chickaluki merch at CoreyShirts.comThanks to everyone for being here and supporting me, especially those of you who pay the 5 buck a month Corey Tax 🤣Love yall!Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Singin' Announcements, and Chicken Casserole Judgment w/ Pastor Petey Perkins!
Happy Sunday night, you fine citizens of Chickaluki! We sure hope you enjoyed our earlier offering of Brother Corey Ryan Forrester’s Comedy Half Hour!Today, our service is kicked off by a song from The Rickey Brothers, and then Pastor Petey, as always, gives announcements concerning the congregation!A Prayer request from Sister Eunice sorta got Pastor Petey fired up, but we will let you hear that for yourself!Y’all have a good one.. thanks for subscribing, and remember there is some good Merch over at CoreyShirts.com It's a great way to contribute to the building fund while looking stylish in the process!‘PP This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corey Ryan Forrester: Live at The Bijou!
Hey y’all! Pastor Petey is out running errands right now so im’m told today’s sermon will be a “night service”!Between now and then, though, I thought I’d throw something your way on this beautiful Sunday that many people have been asking for… my “special” Live At The Bijou!! I put “Special” in quotations because unless my memory is wrong, we had shot these sets as sort of a “proof of concept” to shop around to Netflix and the like… well as you can imagine, that didn’t pan out lol.I sat on the recording for a while not ever planning to do anything with it (except work on the jokes to make them better") and then this strange thing came along.. you may remember it, it was called THE PANDEMIC!The first few weeks of that fiasco were actually kind of nice (please understand, this is when we were still ignorant of how bad it was) because we’d been on the road a while, and I was enjoying the break. But then, as y’all know… s**t got realI would be lying to y’all if I said there weren't times when I was scared about what I would do for money. At the time I thought stand up was the only skill i had, and we were living through a time where I couldn’t do the only thing I was good at. Certainly, the only thing anyone would give me money for, at least. Then, as many of you know, along came the Buttercream Dream and, with him, a whole handful of new followers! For some reason, during all of that, I remembered this low-budget set we had filmed at the Bijou in Knoxville, TN, and in a moment of panic, I uploaded it and offered digital sales to fans through Pay Pal and Venmo.The response blew me away. I don’t know if i’ve ever told people this, but the people who bought this when i first put it out… some of you here on this substack… you are the reason I was able to pay my bills for a large chunk of the pandemic when all of my shows got canceled. You are the reason I didn’t go insane. You might be the reason my wife didn’t hit me in the head with a frying pan 😂Anyways, I’m not going to go back and watch this because I can’t watch my old stuff. This was 6 years ago, and even though I know I was good then, i’m so much better now that I would die from cringing, lolBut I sure hope YOU enjoy it!Happy Sunday, Y’all!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey 2/18
Hello Chickaluki citizens and Pastor Petey Parishioners! Pastor Petey is back and fired up! Today we have some announcements regarding Deacon Rickey’s Probation and the status of our Middle School Girl’s softball team and the allegations lobbed against them from those sorry baptists down the street! Before the sermon, Pastor Petey lead the congregation in a prayer for our nation as we head further into an election year!Pastor Petey’s message today is sort of a 2 parter: a message to those who feel overwhelmed, and also a twist on “the golden rule”Thanks to all those who put a little in the offering plate by subscribing here for the 5 dollars a month! For those of you who are fans of Puttin On Airs, we are LIVESTREAMING our 100th episode THIS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 21 at 7pm EST on our YouTube page at WatchPOA.com …go subscribe so you don’t miss it!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout The Old Days On The Southern Comedy Circuit!
Happy weekend y’all!Today’s rant is in video form and im sharing an old road story about a time I performed to ZERO people at a casino!Big announcement btw…. next Wednesday Feb 21st we will be livestreaming the 100th episode of Puttin On Airs! Subscribe to our Youtube page at WatchPOA.com as that is where it will broadcast at 7pmEST! See yall then!love ya… have a great weekend!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Aging, The Church, 9/11, And The Nostalgia Of Jon Stewart!
Hey Substackers! Long time no…. Stack? Today I huffed and puffed my way through the park ranting about a variety of topics including: * Taking Care of parents * Taylor Swift and the Super Bowl (Briefly) * Gambling (briefly) * Donald Trump schlong lickers (very briefly) * Usher (Briefly) The MAIN topic of the rant however was focused on the sheer rush of nostalgia I felt seeing Jon Stewart behind The Daily Show desk againI thought I’d share a bit about how Jon and his show had a profound impact on me as a kid, and would go on to influence my career! Yall have a wonderful day and please let me say… I’m SO glad to be back talking to you! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Flashback Friday: Through The Screen Door Episode 1!
Hey y’all! Due to a family emergency, I will probably be radio silent for at least the weekend….. didn’t want to leave you all hanging, though, so I thought you might enjoy going back in time four years and listening to the debut episode of my old podcast Through The Screen Door! The opening monologue alone is such a time capsule of an era that seems SOOOOO much longer ago than it actually was!Hope to talk to ya sooner rather than later!‘ Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Thou Shalt Give Thyself A Damneth Break!
Happy Sunday Substackers! I hope this message hits your hearts as well as it did when it left Pastor Petey’s! Yall have a blessed day and hug ya loved ones!Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Thursday Motivation On A Friday!
Hey Yall! I posted this yesterday…. Or so I thought! It wound up in my drafts! Oh well, here we go again! Happy Friday and I hope your weekend kicks ASS!Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Who Fired That Shot?
Hey y’all! Got a real quick story for yall today that cracked me up so much I couldn’t keep it to myself!Normally I’d give a teaser on what it’s about, but every time I try to write one I fear it will ruin the pop 🤣Enjoy! See yall later! Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Reading From The Book of “Mind Ya Damn Buisness!”
Children of the flock! Hope you are having a wonderful Sunday, and if not, may Pastor Petey’s words put you in a better place!Thanks for being here, yall! As some of you may have realized, you haven’t gotten an email notification this week…. I’m trying something out!The “Content” on this Substack will still be coming as usual and will be posted… but I will now only have them sent out as email notifications once a week…it’s been brought to my attention that many people have unsubscribed because they don’t like receiving emails. I hear you.The pro of this is that your inbox will not be flooded. The Con of this (and the reason Ice been hesitant) is that you will not be notified when something comes out. The once a week email will serve as your reminder that there is stuff for you to hear!A couple of things you can do to ensure that you can enjoy my stuff when you want: download the Substack App! There is a “feed” in which all my posts will pop up!For the audio posts…. Make sure you have entered the private RSS feed on your favorite podcast player! This sends all the rants directly to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, etc!Have a great day yall!~ Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Movies From 2023!
Hey yall! I was on Doug Loves Movies this week and Doug asked me what the best movie of 2023 was…. Because of the nature of the show, I had to be brief. Yall know me though, I had a LOT more to say, so I decided to tell all of it to your ear holes! What in your opinion was the best movie of 2023?What was your FAVORITE movie of 2023? (Could be the same answer.. mine wasn’t though!)What’s the best movie you happened to watch in 2023? (Meaning it didn’t have to come out in 2023 but that’s when you saw it and you loved it!)Thanks for being here, yall! As some of you may have realized, you haven’t gotten an email notification this week…. I’m trying something out!The “Content” on this Substack will still be coming as usual and will be posted… but I will now only have them sent out as email notifications once a week…it’s been brought to my attention that many people have unsubscribed because they don’t like receiving emails. I hear you. The pro of this is that your inbox will not be flooded. The Con of this (and the reason Ice been hesitant) is that you will not be notified when something comes out. The once a week email will serve as your reminder that there is stuff for you to hear!A couple of things you can do to ensure that you can enjoy my stuff when you want: download the Substack App! There is a “feed” in which all my posts will pop up!For the audio posts…. Make sure you have entered the private RSS feed on your favorite podcast player! This sends all the rants directly to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, etc! Have a great day yall! ~ Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Corporate Lobbying, Tax Stuff, and People Who Say “They Couldn’t Put THAT on Tv Anymore!”
Hey yall! Today I’m blabbing about dreaming big, how Turbo Tax has been screwing us behind our backs, and how I disagree with people who say that shows like All In The Family could be made today!Before the rant, I try my best to lay out a lesson I got from a book I’m reading… An Empire Of Their Own: How Jews Invented HollywoodNeal Gabler really wrote something special and if you’re at all interested in old Hollywood, I couldn’t possibly recommend it more!Hope yall have a great day! Talk to you later!!‘Corey Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Monday Motivation w/ PASTOR PETEY PERKINS!
Hey Substackers! Pastor Petey is coming to us today not only with a sermon, but with a Monday motivation!! A two for one baby!!Hope yall are having a wonderful day. I love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Mental Health Walk & Chat!
Hey yall! Out for a stroll in the woods and thought I’d share my brain exercise of the day 🤣Hope yall are having a wonderful weekend! See ya tomorrow! Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Diversity Hires (and Grannies trying to feed you to death!)
For the first part of this park rant, I talk about Grandmas obsession with fattening you up even when you’re in your 30’s! If you’re only here to hear me talk about silly folk like Elon Musk shitting on diversity, you can skip to about 12 minutes in! Love yall! Merch: CoreyShirts.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday (Night) Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Common Decency 3:16
Hello Friends and neighbors! This week, Pastor Petey is preaching on Common Decency and sharing as his testimony today a story of a gas station experience gone wrong!We appreciate all of you who leave 5 dollars in the offering plate every month, and remember, if you want to show more appreciation for the work we do here, you can contribute to the bulding fund by sending a donation on PayPal or Venmo to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com…. no donation too small or too big!But as always, please remember, even if you arent a paying customer, we are just glad you are here!Support for the church can also be shown by purchasing our Merch at CoreyShirts.comWe love y’all. And youll be hearing from us real soon!‘ Petey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Validation and Creative Funks Whilst Being Uncomfortably Vulnerable!
Hey y'all! Needed to speak on some feelings that have been pouring out of me ever since I found out I was named one of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME!This is not a rant tooting my own horn, it is a rant about mental health and how the human brain (or at least mine!) works! It is also a rant filled with much gratitude to you all! If you’re purely looking for something funny, feel free to skip this, you will not hurt my feelings..just needed to get some things off my chest! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Hackneyed Borsch Belt Joke (Played Out In Real Life!)
Hey yall! For a little friday night chuckle, I thought I’d share this story of me attempting to eat dinner last night that played out perfectly like an old joke told on the Ed Sullivan show 😂I’ll definitely see yall sunday, and ill most likely see yall tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Jerry Mander For Congress 1/11/24
Here’s Jerry Mander’s latest campaign video! Goes out to everyone on socials tomorrow but Substackers get a first look!Love yall! Thanks for subscribing! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
WellRED Podcast #374 - The Katt Williams Effect!
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.comHey y’all! As a little treat, here is tomorrow’s WellRED Podcast early and ad free!We discussed all the Katt Williams bombshells and The Golden Globes situation!Hope yall enjoy! See y’all tomorrow!
Pastor Petey’s Sunday announcements!
The right Reverend is back to catch you up to speed on what's going on at the church! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corey Answers Your Questions!
Hey y'all! I took to the chat seeking questions, and lo and behold you provided! Answering everything from comedy related questions to personal stuff!Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Nuance and Context or (The More Things Change…)
Hey yall! After a brief introduction where I talked about Christmas hangovers and decorations, I launched into a subject near and dear to my heart: nuance and context as it pertains to comedy! Hope yall enjoy, and if you’re in Asheville I’ll see you TOMORROW NIGHT at The Grey Eagle! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Chickaluki Christmas Carol!
Hello friends and family! I'm very happy to bring you this Holiday Special! A Chickaluki Christmas Carol is a Southern re-telling of the Charles Dickens classic! This audio dramedy is best enjoyed using headphones! I was gonna wait and put this out Christmas Eve morning, but then I realized that many of you would be up later on the weekend and might like a treat! I really hope you enjoy this, as I would love to make many more for you! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, yall! I'll see ya next week! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout My Favorite Christmas Programs!
Hey y'all! Today I'm babbling about all my favorite things to watch this time of year! What are yalls? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout The Holidays: Calories, Arguments, Exit Strategies!
Hey Substackers! Today I’m in the park rambling about overeating during the holidays, and how to avoid confrontation with mouthy family members!Love yall, and happy holidays!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*MONDAY* Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Pancake Talk, Condemning Elon, Alex Jones, & Andrew Tate+an Orson Welles Inspired Sermon!
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back to his roots in this one! By that I mean he delivered an unedited stream of consciousness covering a variety of topics dear to his heart, prayer requests for the citizens of Chickaluki, and preaching an inspiring message! We love ya and we will see ya this weekend at Zanies in Nashville! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Life Lesson I Learned From The Music City Miracle or (RIP Frank Wycheck)
(Fret not, non-football fans… this isn’t all about football:) Today we lost an absolute Tennessee Titans legend and one of my favorite football players as a kid… Frank Wycheck. Frank was only 52, but as we know, the damage done to these athletes bodies (especially in his day, before the helmets were made safer) is often just too much. On a positive note, and to celebrate his life, I thought I’d share a story of how his most famous play has had a lifelong impact on me! Y’all have a great Sunday… Pastor Petey will be with you later on! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
This Week In Dumb Sh*t!
Hey y’all! For your Friday night entertainment, I decided to spruce up my normal Park Rants into a video for you to enjoy!Topics include Elon Musk’s Cybertruck, Panera Bread’s Lemonade, and this comment a lady left me on Instagram that is really buggin’ me lol.Y’all have a lovely night and I’ll see ya later!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ bout Parenthood making me a sap (also how the world is a cesspool!)
Hey yall! Back at ya with another park rant! Hope y’all’s day is going great and hey by the way… my old podcast Through The Screen Door is coming back soon! If you aren’t already, go subscribe wherever you get your podcasts…. But just so you know, paid subscribers here on this Substack will get episodes early and AD FREE!Happy Tuesday everybody… see yall later! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Monday Motivation: You Are More Loved Than Henry Kissinger!
Hey yall! Back in the park rantin on this lovely Monday morning! As per usual, I wanted to share something with yall that I MYSELF needed to hear!Hope yall have a great day… see ya later this week!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon W/ Pastor Petey feat Aunt Lita!
Children of the flock happy Sunday to us all! This week the message was once again inspired by a prayer request from one of Chickaluki’s citizens! But perhaps best of all, we were surprised this week with a special Hymn from Chickaluki’s favorite Mamaw, Aunt Lita herself! Hope yall enjoy our service, and remember you can pick up official Chickaluki merch (including Pastor Petey Apparel!) at CoreyShirts.com Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Answering ?’s About My Fashion Sense, Marjorie Taylor Greene (gross) and more!
Oooh oooh also I go on a side rant about how much I love King of The Hill! (It relates to a question, I promise!)Hope yall are having a wonderful Thursday! I’ll see you tomorrow with more Tales from Chickaluki and Pastor Petey will round us out as usual on Sunday! Thanks for being here!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Boy Do I Love Lucy!
Hey yall! While researching for another project, I ran across this delightful little fun fact about The Queen Of Comedy Lucille Ball that I thought yall would enjoy hearing! Have a great day yall and be careful getting home from work! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Little Buddy and Big Daddy Checking In!
Hey friends! Little buddy here wanted to check in with yall and tell you his exciting news! Hope yall are having a wonderful day, and we’ll see you later on! Love ya! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Night Sermon W/ Pastor Petey: The Golden Rule Is Still Ok!
Children of The Flock and Citizens of our fair city of Chickaluki, welcome back to Pastor Petey’s place for yet another sermon! We apologize especially to those on the east coast for this being a night service, but in the spirit of us all still recovering from stuffing our faces to the gills on Thanksgiving, it made sense for all of us to sleep it off one more day! Today we took YOUR prayer requests (on instagram via Brother Corey’s Stories) and also have many announcements from this past week’s Turkey Day festivities at Pastor Petey’s Not only were your prayer requests taken, but one of them was actually the basis for today’s sermon on how to treat retail employees during the holidays! thanks to all of you who have supported the program by paying the 5 bucks a month, and those of you who supported it by purchasing the new Official Pastor Petey Merch at CoreyShirts.com ! (That link may or may not work since Pastor Petey is typing this on his cellular device!)yall have a blessed week and we’ll see you later this week for more Chickaluki Stories and much more! Pastor Petey! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The Chickaluki Times Free Press!
Hello friends, family, and citizens of Chickaluki! We are happy to bring you the first edition of The Chickaluki Times Free Press! Well… the first digitized copy, but still!In this paper you will learn a little more about our fair city, and also get to hear from Sister Tasha once again as she is our official Film Review Corespondent!We appreciate those of you who pay for the subscription to the Chickaluki Free Press every month, but are equally as thrilled to have those of you who don’t on board!For those who would like to support the show in other ways, we are happy to announce that we have T-Shirts and more available at CoreyShirts.com ….. There you will find official Chickaluki Merchandise, and don’t let the name fool you…. there are sweatshirts and coffee mugs and sh*t too!Be proud to rep your Official Chickaluki merch, and know that every dollar goes to making this program and everything else on this Substack even better!…. Well, that and feeding my child!Y’all have a wonderful Thanksgiving! For those of you who prefer to read instead of listen, a transcript has been attached to this episode, but I will also be putting out a separate print version later this week in case the robot couldn’t understand my accent 😂Wish me luck as it is currently 1:31 am as I am writing this, and we are leaving for Iowa at 3AM!!Happy Thanksgiving from me and Sister Tasha… we love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Thou Shalt Enjoy Thanksgiving w/ Your Family!
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back and he worked long and hard on today’s sermon for ya!This one is about family, food, friends, and most importantly… picking your battles!I hope you enjoy the sermon as well as the new additions to our program up top! For those of you who can’t always listen, Pastor Petey has written out the transcript of his message which can be found below!Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and as Christmas approaches, consider gifting one of your friends or family a subscription to our little world here…. if you enjoy it, I bet they will too!Thanks as always to all of those who have already left a little in the offering plate by paying to subscribe this year, and remember, if the “content” is worth more to you, you can always leave a little extra in PayPal by sending offering to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com As you know, we also give away paid subscriptions on the regular to those who can’t afford it, and you can also sponsor those comps on the PayPal as well…. but as you know, none of that is expected or required, and we are simply glad you are here!Take care, and Happy Thanksgiving!Sunday Sermon - 11/19/23 TranscriptFriends and neighbors, boys and girls, and those among us not tethered to a gender one way or another, welcome once again to Pastor Peteys place for parishioners both Pompus and prolitarite alike. We’ve got a great sermon for you today but before that, Pastor Petey is proud to let you know about the first Sponsor here on the program! We of course like to keep our money local to the fine city of Chickaluki, and in doing so we’ve offered our pulpit as a platform for small businesses here in town to amplify their products! Todays sermon is brought to you by Sister Sheila’s Soul Saving Center for Small children, or more commonly referred to as just Sister Sheila’s DayCare At Sister Sheila’s Daycare we know that life is tough. You wanna have a house full of little rascals, but them suckers cost more money than a Brazilian Butt Lift for a Kardashian!Trusting someone to care for your Rugrats while you bust your hump down at Delmar Boake’s chicken feed store is not a decision you take lightly, and here at Sister Shelia’s day care we understand that We not only offer the best in childrens day care, but the best in Children’s discipline. All our teachers are the wives or daughters of former military drill Sargents, so your child will have no problem paying Attention! (Pronounced how the army folk say it with extra syllables) The only “time out” your child will take is time out from Sister Shelia whoopin his rear end for cuttin a fart during the morning prayer! And you’ll be happy to know that this year we have updated our whoopin paddles! The new ASSWHIP 3000 comes with an array of holes drilled in it in strategic locations to make it less wind resistant, and thus more affective at preventing repeat offenders! Our services are offered on a sliding scale for those who have a lower salary, or those whose husband pissed away the college fund bettin on the puppies at the Dog Track… lookin at you RICKY!!So come on down to Sister Shelia’s Soul Savin Center for Small Children, aka Sister Shelia’s Daycare anytime between now and the end of school and receive 40% off your first month by using the promo code: JESUSSAVESBUTMRSSHELIAWITHDRAWS Sister Shelia’s Day care: For those who need a few helping hands! We Preciate Sister Shelia and her business keepin the lights on and helping to pay the bills round here. Speaking of paying the bills, we actually had a surplus this month of money from the offering plate. Now I know a lot of you are thinking “well good that balances the checkbook after all the skimming Deacon Rickey did off the top” and yes, you are correct, but we thought it best to take that extra blessing this month and pay it forward. That’s why we are happy to announce that this year for the Christmas pageant we will actually be able to hire an actor to play the Virgin Mary instead of having to slap a wig on brother Claude Poteet! Praise father god! While we are on the subject of the Christmas pageant, I must remind all the parents that if your child is in the Christmas pageant this year, you will be required to stay during practice and supervise. Last year our Drama director Sister Tasha had to play the role of Baby sitter along with being an Auteur and frankly, the production suffered as a result. One of the wise men was trying to stick a straw in a capri son during the little drummer boy and damn near poked his eye ball out. Luckily the tiny sharp yella straw didn’t pierce the flesh but the strawberry kiwi juice sure did sting and resulted in a blood curdling scream father god that sorta took the audience out of the performance! In other announcements, the Homecoming supper this evening has been postponed a couple hours on account of Sister Sylvia’s husband, Brother Walt, forgot to thaw the turkey when Sister Sylvia asked him to. I would personally reprimand Walt for puttin a hitch in our collective giddy up, but being on the receiving end of one of Mrs Sylvia’s butt chewings is punishment enough, so much so father god that I believe we may need to pray for Brother Walt during these trying times. That bout does it for the announcements aside from letting you all know that you need to get your slips of paper in the hat as we will all be drawing names for christmas this year, and a yearly reminder that used Tupperware may be practical but it does not make a good gift, Shirley. Now on to the prayer requests father god sister Beatrice writes in “Dear lord and pastor Petey please pray for my older sister Eunice Weems, she has become the victim of an online scam but won’t bring herself to admit it. She seems to think that it makes perfect sense that a Persian Prince would message her asking for money, because she made a lot of new friends at Disney’s Epcot center last summer with her grandkids, and one of them may have passed her information on to his majesty”Shew wee sister Beatrice we empathize with your pain. We coulda told you back when she started sharing articles from The Onion in Ernest that Mrs Eunice didn’t need to be anywhere near a computer! Father god we got another one here from Brother Ronnie Shelby that says “Pastor Petey I ask that you pray for me and mine as we are going thru a tough time. As many of you know, my brother Terry Shelby disgraced our family many years ago by marrying our Cousin LouAnne Studabaker. Terry claimed we were all overreacting as she was a distant cousin, but we informed him that her living in Michigan didn’t change the fact that she was our Uncles daughter! Well, Terry went on a wild Turkey bender and slept with his sister in law, and I wish that was the worst of it, but it ain’t. At our family’s Memorial Day and Truck month celebration, Uncle Ernest’s blood sugar got low and he started admitting to some old family secrets. See as it turns out, when LouAnne was born, the family hid it because it was out of wedlock, and at the time they were strict Pentecostals and feared the preacher might turn a snake loose on em. Because of this, they decided that the grandmother would raise her, and they’d tell everyone that the mom was actually the older sister. Granny Bertie was well past menopause, but everyone had just read about Abraham’s wife Sarah squeezing one out when she was in her twilight, so divine intervention wasn’t off the tableIn case the point has gotten lost on some people in this tangled web of a story, yes, it turns out that who Terry had the affair with was actually his mother in law insteadWhen Louanne found out, she stole all of Granny’s nerve pills from her purse and locked herself in her beauty Salon and ain’t come out since. We ask the lord that he’ll heal her soul, but more importantly, make her unlock the doors cause there’s a lot of old ladies who need to get a perm before thanksgiving! Lord Father God brother Ronnie Shelby you are living thru the premise of a Drive By Truckers song. I can’t follow that with anything but a prayer….Father god we ask that you let Sister Eunice Weems see the light before it’s too late. It’s one thing for a Meemaw to be catfished, but it’s another thing entirely when its monetary effects will impact the next generation of Little Weems children. Father god we pray that she kept a couple of them Princess Diana beanie babies with the red tag still on em so she can get out from under this and move on. And father god, in the event that this is somehow all true, pray for the country of Persia as they suffer through the catastrophic reign of Princess Eunice J Weems Father god we ask you to bless Brother Ronnie Shelby, Sister Louanne Studabaker, and more importantly Sister Granny Bertie. Incestual relationships are hard enough on a family, but unless I read that wrong, they also have to visit family in Michigan father god. Wooo. Nothing against the fine folks of Michigan, but spending Christmas de-thawing ya nutsack off ya leg is enough to turn Buddy The Elf into the Grinch who stole Christmas! And finally father god we ask that you bless our humble little town of Chickaluki this holiday season and keep our families civil…. Amen. And on that note we will begin today’s sermon which comes from the book of Fellowship chapter 3 verse 35. Thou shalt not let petty grievances ruin a good Turkey and Dressing dinner can I get an amen? Father god we live in a world more divided than exponents in a Chinese math problem. Some of these divisions make sense, of course. When we see abject immorality it is our duty as well meaning citizens to not only point it out, but to encourage others to abstain from such nonsense and filth. For instance, when we saw Deacon Ricky double dipping potato chips in Sister Sheila’s home made French onion dip during flu season, we were well within our rights to request he abscond the premises and go home to take a bath father god. But to Deacon Rickey’s credit, he acknowledged the folly of his ways and even wore plastic gloves to the next fish fry. Sorry to always be putting you on the spot Rickey but this anecdote can actually serve as a parable of sorts. Through all of Rickey’s faults, and lord knows there are many… whether it be driving his lawnmower at night with the lights off, switching the price tags in the clearance rack at TJ Maxx, or knocking over vending machines at Chickaluki middle school cause his Cheetos got stuck during Grandparents day… I could go on but his wife is giving me the stink eye right now…. Point is, through all of Rickey’s faults, when it was brought to his attention that something he did was considered un-couth by the community, he took their feelings into consideration and changed his behaviorNow do I think for one second that Rickey changed his opinions on the matter? No I do not. I’d bet all the small mouth bass in Chickaluki lake that Rickey went home that evening and scraped his thumb through the cool whip tub without a second thought. And disgusting as that may be, there is a lesson amongst the filth….. Sometimes it ain’t a bad idea to act one way at home, and another in public! Children of the flock, like it or not, we are in this life together. And father god this life is hard. We go to work everyday to pay for a home that we are never at, to feed a child that we never see, and to save for a retirement we will never live to In all this hustle and bustle what we are left with is moments. Fleeting moments. Snap shots glued to a scrap book and tossed in the attic for your grand kids to find. Children of the flock I put to you today this question….dont you want these moments to be as pleasant as they can? I know that if I was only allowed to watch one movie a week, I’d damn sure want it to be a good one. A Scorsese, a Tarantino, a Nolan, a Farrelly Brothers father god!!! Or… ya know, whoever your favorite director is… these are but the opinions of one man but that one man has the pulpit at present hallelujah father god! What’s your point Pastor Petey? Well much like a Mamaw on a rascal scooter it might take me a while to get there but once I am I’ll make you all biscuits, can I get an amen? I may catch a little heat for this, and I am more than willing to admit that I am wrong, but in the spirit of the holidays I am going to say what I believe to be the truth. While I do believe that the phrase “don’t talk religion or politics at the dinner table” was created wholeheartedly to discourage independent thinking from the younger generation, I must admit that at least in the case of holiday dinners, I think it is a good idea. Now before you judge me too much please understand that I have been firmly on the other side of this argument for many a years. And, in most any other situation I believe that you should stand your ground and speak up for what is right. What is just. What is moral father god. But if we are being honest with ourselves, conversations about our differences are only successfully had by those willing to change their minds, or at the very least keep it open if only for a brief time. Conversations about changing the foundation of our beliefs have to take place over a long period , with ample time to process our thoughts, and in most cases, to cool our emotions. Is this really a process that you think can be accelerated when everyone in the room is full of giblets, sweating gravy, and drooling for more pecan pie? Well if you do, you have more than a mustard seeds worth of faith in your family, and pastor Petey for one admires your gusto! Let’s get down to the real point im trying to make here and I’ll let you all go. I know bringing up all that food has you licking your lips in the pews and picturing my head as a glazed country ham! The hard fact is that yes, in many instances, your Uncle is a stone cold prick. He spouts garbage at the dinner table not because he is worried that you might not be aware of the truth, but rather that he is terrified, miserable, and lonely on his misguided convictions. He is not a rational man who can see the facts you might display and be encouraged to seek more literature on the subject. On the contrary, he will scoff at any counterpoint you make and exclaim “fake news!” No matter how reputable the source, or how logical you may present your argument. “So Pastor Petey, am I supposed to just let him get away with it?”Well, for one day…. Yes. Yes I’m afraid you should. If a friend or relative makes a personal attack on you, then what I’ve said need not apply, but if they are just sitting there spouting off conspiracy theory mad libs… yeah.. maybe just ignore them. Truth told, not getting attention will hurt them far more than any clever quip you could toss their way. I believe it could be argued that engaging with such nonsense is actually what lets them win. But the main reason, children of the flock, my parishioners that I love so dearly… is that in the midst of this disruptive family member trying to ruin thanksgiving by measuring his weenie on the table, there are Grandparents that might not make it to Christmas…I apologize for taking a turn for despair, but I think it is important. A lot of people cut their families off for wholly justified reasons: You are LGBTQ+ and they do not accept you, you are married to a Black guy and they are repugnantly racist, or they have been violently abusive either physically or psychologically. If you are the victim of any of these situations, or others like it, I promise I am not preaching to you and you were right to run for the hills and I wish more than anything that your new life is happy and fulfilled. But for the rest of us who have let a few bad apples keep us from returning to the Orchard, think about the good apples you have left. When you participate in escalating a situation at the dinner table this Thanksgiving, it’s not gonna hurt your Uncle. He came there hoping to get a rise out of you. And it’s not going to hurt YOU (at the moment at least) … feeling righteous never does hurt. But you know who it will hurt? Your Great Grandmother who knows she doesn’t have long left. Your Aunt who is sick but hasn’t told anyone yet because she didn’t want to sour the mood during the holidays. And eventually, I promise because I’ve been there…. It will hurt you the most. Because deep down in your heart you know that you’re not going to change anyone’s mind that day. Matter of fact, I believe it may be a law of science that opinions cannot be swayed where sweet potato casserole is present. One day, if you’re like me, you’ll look back and think to yourself… no matter how right I was, Uncle Keith still went on to be a prick…. But lord I sure wish I’d spent more time talking to granny than I did making an ass out of him. It’s been 8 years since she passed father god and if I think hard enough I can still smell the Liz Taylor White Diamonds on her neck as she leaned in to kiss me goodbye. And no matter how much I pray or how hard I wish, I’ll never spend another thanksgiving with her as long as I live…… but some of you can.. This Thursday. And take it from me… you’ll be glad you did. And all gods people said? Amen! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Talking about The South (Excerpt from my book) and people who SUCK (not from my book!)
Hey yall! Happy Friday! Today I spend the first 4 minutes reading yall a little excerpt from our new book Round Here and Over Yonder!For all of you who have already consumed the book in some way or another, fret not, because afterwards I gave some positive affirmations and then went on a long winded rant about people who SUCK!Thanks for being here, and reminder that the latest episode of Puttin On Airs came out today wherever you get your podcasts OR at WatchPOA.comNASHVILLE me and the boys will be back at Zanies December 14-16 and you can get those tickets here: https://nashville.zanies.com/show/wellred-6/zanies-comedy-club-nashville/nashville-tennessee/ASHEVILLE! I will be at The Grey Eagle on December 28… get your tickets here: https://www.thegreyeagle.com/event/corey-ryan-forrester/grey-eagle-music-hall/asheville-north-carolina/ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Beauty Shop Gossip From My Hometown!
Hey yall! My sister just called me to fill me in on a local scandal currently unfolding in my hometown and I thought I’d share it with yall on the off chance you love small town gossip as much as us 🤣Goes without saying that I didn’t mention any names, but boy is it juicy!!Love yall! Hope yall enjoyed me and momma cookin fer ya! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corey Answers Your Questions!
Hey yall! From A.I. to The Superman Universe to Bruce Springsteen, Prince, and Dolly Parton, we cover a lot of ground today and answer some really great questions asked by YOU! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Greetings from The Infirmary!
Hey gang! Apologies for the lack of “content” but I currently feel like absolute run over dog s**t! I suppose I’m only checking in so you don’t forget I exist, or worse, think that I’ve stopped trying to entertain! As soon as all these demons expel themselves from my chest, head, brain, and other places, I’ll be back trying to make you laugh! Before I took ill, I had begun outlining the next audio drama, so luckily I’ve got something to dive into as soon as I’m well!I hope yall are having a better week than me! Cheers yall!Love Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey Nov 5th
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back once again walking through the woods and bringing you the good word!Today (along with keeping you up to date with what’s going on within Chickaluki City Limits) Pastor Petey touches on the virtue of leaving your phone on the other side of the room from time to time!thank you all for joining us, and remember.. the offering plate is always going around!Love yall ‘Petey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Colonel Cornbread and The Case Of The Confederate Ruby: The Finale!
Happy Halloween, y’all! To celebrate, here is the spooky finale of our Colonel Cornbread Saga!Did who you thought did it actually done it? (that makes sense if you say it in my voice!)This has been so much fun and I can’t wait to start on the next audio drama for y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Why It Makes Sense To Grieve For Someone You Never Met or (Remembering Matthew Perry)
Must you know someone personally to feel the sting of their death? It wasn’t the case for our parents generation when JFK was killed. It certainly didn’t matter to us that we didn’t have a personal relationship with Robin Williams. As for Matthew Perry, knowing his personal struggles with demons is undoubtedly having an emotional affect on a great many of us. Listen to this rant while I try and make sense of what I mean, and more importantly… take care of yourself today. As cliche as it may sound, your mental health isn’t like a haircut - something you can take care of once every few weeks or months or not at all if you want. It’s more like brushing your teeth… something you have to stay vigilant about regardless of how rushed you are. Or, to try and be slightly funny, it can be like wiping your ass: at first when you stop doing it, it will only bother you, but after a while, it will affect everyone around you 🤣As you all should know by now, I do not talk about mental health as a way to proselytize from up high. I am far from a guru, will never release a self help book, and have no interest in being a redneck Tony Robbins. I’m simply a guy who suffered for a long time while not knowing I didn’t have to. It would be very rude of me to keep that knowledge to myself when there are so many people in my life who would be much happier if they heard it and gave it a shot. While I detest those who besmirch me for telling fart and weeenie jokes because “you have a platform and are better than that!” I do not deny that they are at least right about the platform part. Here’s hoping I occasionally use it for good so that all the liberal elites with a stick up their ass will forgive me my transgressions:) Love yall This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Tuesday’s w/ Corey: Embarrassing Myself Backstage @ HBO!
Hey yall! Today’s story is about the time I made a fool out of myself in front of some very powerful people! Stay tuned for the epic conclusion of Colonel Cornbread, which will drop on Halloween! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Calming Motivational Rant For The Sh*ttiest Day Of The Week!
Hello friends! Monday got ya down? Allow me to help!Hope yall have a great rest of your day and I’ll see ya tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
D.C. Observations!
Hey yall! I just recorded this walking the streets of our nations capital on account of I noticed something: I see less protests than I’ve ever seen here!In this podcast, I run through a couple theories as to why that may be! Love yall! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pastor Petey's Sunday Potluck! (Replay of Livestream)
Hello Parishoners! For those who missed this week’s livestream, here it is in audio form!Video will be up later this week for those who would rather enjoy it that way!Love yuns! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Vulgar Monday Motivation Pep Talk!
Hey yall! Sorry for the cursing but I’m on one today and wanted to let you know that I love ya!I’ll see ya tomorrow. Thanks for being here! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Granny Bain & Rafael Belliard!
Hey, y’all! First off: how the hell are ya? Secondly: for some reason I have been logged out of my substack app and it won’t let me back in, so that’s why i’ve been oddly silent in the comment section, and in the chat… I hope to have this rectified soon and i’m sorry for appearing as if I’m not around!The Braves are about to play The Phillies and while it’s very possible they will lose the series, I have really been enjoying baseball again for the first time in a while!This got me feeling very nostalgic, so I thought I would talk a little 90’s Braves Baseball, and share a heartwarming story about my Grandmother and the love she had for the Braves!Love y’all and ill see ya tomorrow! P.S. a captioned video version of this will be released tomorrow but I didn’t want to flood your inboxes tonight and piss anyone off! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
How Being A Dad Has Improved My Health!
Title says it all! Love yall and hope you are having a great day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Colonel Cornbread and The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 4: Amazing Grace!
This week, against Auggie’s will, he and Colonel Cornbread have to follow a lead to the local church because Annabelle assured them the Pastor was one of the few who knew the Ruby’s whereabouts. After a fire and brimstone service on The Ten Commandments, the duo are able to interrogate the Pastor, and learn some new.. lets say..”wicked” information!Thanks for listening, and if this is the first your hearing of Colonel Cornbread… go back in the archives and listen to the earlier installments! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul: Thursday Night On Monday Night!
Hey Paul! Me and Robbie watched Thursday night football and recorded our conversation! We thought to ourselves “what better time to put it out than DURING Monday Night Football?”Lets face it, this will probably be more entertaining!We love you, Paul…. and we also love anyone else who listens to this…. especially if your name is Paul! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey Perkins 9/31
Children of the flock! Happy Sunday to us all!For This week’s sermon, Pastor Petey shares The Parable of The Insulated Water Cup! Thank you all for your perfect attendance, and remember that the offering plate is always going around! Have a glorious day, and may the good lord shine his ever loving light on all your football bets today! Amen This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Conversations W/ Cornbread!
Hey, Y’all! Today we hop back in the Time Machine to confront Colonel Cornbread and ask him why he never mentioned that he was a detective! In doing so we learn a little more about Sheriff Auggie, as well as some Civil War era slang that i’m almost certain the good Colonel was making up on the spot lolHope y’all are enjoying the series thus far! Since we are at the midway point, it’s probably about time we figured out what the next story is gonna be! Suggestions always welcome, as this is your space as much as it is mine!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Twitter, Teeth, and Depression!
Hey y’all! Mid-week checkin so I can rant about stuff as per usual!Hope y’all are having a great week and are enjoying all the stuff I’ve put out!Have a great night and I’ll see ya later…. Love ya! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Kid’s TV!
As I continue on my quest to be the worlds greatest father, I’d like to update you on some recent revelations I’ve had…. And as always, I’d like to b***h about society a bit! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/Pastor Petey Perkins: Thou Shalt Not Engage w/Rage Bait!
Pastor Petey is back to his messages on social media this week as he derides the blasphemous practice of those who post intentionally bad food videos with the intention of getting people riled up in the comments! Of course before all that we took our usual prayer requests and called out to father god to answer them!Pastor Petey would like to say on behalf of himself, the church, and our founder Corey Ryan Forrester, thank you all so much for the kind reviews on his new book Round Here and Over Yonder! Have a blessed day, and stay tuned for more Colonel Cornbread on Tuesday! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul: 2 Cups One Robbie
What’s up, Paul? We know you’re having a date night with Allison so we figured wed throw this episode up at a very inconvenient time for you!(For those unaware, this is the only podcast in the world made for one person: Our Buddy Paul!….. Its about football so if you’re into that you can also listen, but if you hate it you aren’t going to hurt our feelings cause its for Paul ) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Colonel Cornbread & The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 3!
Hey hey y’all! Happy to be back and bringing you another episode of our Detective Dramedy!!In this episode of Colonel Cornbread we get tons of answers, but even more questions! Listen along as Cornbread, Auggie, and Percy try to narrow down their suspects in the case of The Confederate Ruby! Love y’all. BTW MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon w/Pastor Petey 9-17: Appreciatin’ What Ya Got!
Children of the flock we are happy to be back for another Sunday Sermon from Pastor Petey! Before we move on we’d like to remind you that Brother Corey’s new book comes out this week and he’d be happier than a sow layin in a tub of oatmeal if you’d order it here : This week Pastor Petey brings you up to date on the goings on of the parish, leads you in a timely prayer, and offers a testimony given by our very own Corey Ryan Forrester. We appreciate you being here and are happy to be back in the swing of things FATHER GOD This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout College & Week One NFL Football!
Hey y’all! First off I’d like to say thank you for allowing me to be with family and friends during these difficult times!That said, I had a few minutes to myself for the first time in a bit and thought it would be fun to rant about something happy…. FOOTBALL!This is also a teaser episode for Pigskin Picnic For Paul season 2 sneaking in the back door!Robbie will be back with me soon and we can’t wait to get back to doing the only podcast made for one person…. Our idiot friend Paul!Love y’all and I’ll see ya later!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Colonel Cornbread & The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 2
With tensions rising between Cornbread and Randall, Annabelle gives Sheriff Auggie a promising lead that takes him to the last place he wants to go!(this should go without saying, but if you haven’t listened to part 1 you should do so before carrying on here:) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon: Jimmy Buffett Part One (apologies)
Friends and neighbors I have nothing more to say except for that Jimmy Buffett sincerely meant the world to me and my family and it’s going to take more than one sermon to grieve him properly. I apologize and I love you so much. I’ll be back later with a full sermon once I’ve gathered myself This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Tuesdays w/ Corey: Colonel Cornbread and The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 1
Hello all and welcome to another edition of Tuesdays w/ Corey!Today we are reconnected with our favorite Civil War veteran, Colonel Cornbread!Listen along as Colonel Cornbread begins his mission to solve the mystery of The Confederate Ruby! Romance: CheckCrime: CheckSuspense: CheckComedy: Double Check!I had fun making this and I hope you have just as much fun listening! Stay tuned for Part 2 next week here on Tuesdays w/ Corey! And if you dig it, maybe tell your friends?We sure appreciate those of you who have bumped up to the paid Subscription, and the offering plate (oh wait, I forgot what segment i’m doing!) is always open on PayPal by sending donations for exemplary entertainment to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com !Thank you all, I love you, and ill see you later on this week! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Free For All Friday! - Corey Answers YOUR Questions!
Got some real good silly ones today! Hope you enjoy! Oh and regarding the picture below: ain’t my son cute? Well I’d like to thank Substacker Sean Malherbe for sending him this Liverpool Romper! We are now fans for life, mate! Cheers!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Listening To The Cicadas Bone!
Hey y’all! Just wanted to let y’all hear the Cicadas and such while I talked about the weather!Love ya! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon 8/27: RIP Bob Barker!
Friends and neighbors, Children of The Flock, Pastor Petey Perkins here and I must start off by apologizing to Brother Corey Ryan Forrester….You see, Brother Corey asked me to keep this weeks sermon brief. He is taking care of his baby alone while his wife is in Florida, no doubt committing sins, though none of which are against Pastor Petey’s personal religion!He said he wanted to keep the editing to a minimum but Father God the Holy Spirit grabbed holt of Pastor Petey’s tongue and would turn it loose, amen! Please join me in remembering our beloved Bob Barker, who of course will be mentioned in our prayer, but is also the inspiration for today’s message: Stop And Smell The Roses!We sure do appreciate y’all leaving something in the offering plate, whether it be by bumping your free subscription up to a paid one, or kicking into the building fund on PayPal, sending donations to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.comIt of course is not required, but if these sermons and all the other “content” provide you with value, consider it a fair trade! Wooo FATHER GOD! Have a wonderful Sunday and stay tuned for Tuesdays W/ Corey, right here on your one stop shop for the funnies and the feel goods! ‘Pastor Petey Perkins This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout A Taco Miracle & My Baby Growing Against My Will!
Hey y’all, it’s a free-for-all-Friday and today that’s coming to ya by way of a Park Rant! Up top I explain how a fast food miracle has happened to be, and after that discuss my emotions regarding my baby growing up! Love y’all and thanks In advance for bumping up to the 5 bucks a month in order to support the various programs on this channel! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Tuesday’s W/ Corey Prologue!
*NEW SERIES ALERT*Hidy gang! Every Tuesday I will be coming to you with a brand new story! Not a park rant that’s all over the place (though those ain’t going nowhere!) but an actual story… some from my own life, some completely made up!I’m considering this episode the prologue because it sort of serves as my homework for next week.. let me explain!So as you all know, Hollywood executives have forced the strikes over fear that A.I. will be used to replace writers…. So this week, I have asked an AI chat bot to write me a story using the prompt “write me a story about a private detective who was once in the civil war but now solves mysteries in the town of Chickamauga, Ga and has a pet possum named Percy”Well, it did, and the result was…. Well you can hear for yourself! My homework for next Tuesday is to write a story with those parameters myself! And I am confident in my abilities to make it hit way harder than a damn computer 🤣Hope y’all enjoy! I’ll see you later this week, and of course on Sunday for Pastor Petey’s sermon!I love the world we are building here!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A New Skill I’ve Acquired Since Becoming A Dad!
Hey y’all! My baby boy just turned 5 months old so I thought I’d rant about one thing in specific that being a dad has taught me! Something that’s actually helpful outside of just parenting! Hope y’all have a great day, and hope you enjoyed this week’s Sunday Sermon! Pastor Petey is already working on next week’s!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon 8/20/23: Prayers For Kid Rock & His Fans!
Friends and neighbors, children of the flock! Hallelujah. It’s another Sunday sermon with Pastor Petey Perkins!Today we send out our love and prayers to those affected by the fact that Kid Rock was seen drinking *clutches pearls* A BUD LIGHT! Praise father god for all his blessings, and remember that if you can afford to pay for this Substack we’d be mighty thankful! If it brings ya joy, consider subscribing, or dropping something in the offering plate over on PayPal making your generous payments to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.comWe love ya and thank you in advance for your patronage. Amen! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Paywall Announcement (I’m So Sorry, If You Hate me, I Understand!)
Hey y’all! This is definitely the most difficult recording I’ve made on here! Because of many factors, the writers and actors strike being the most notable, I will have to start putting things behind a paywall again!Mind you… not EVERYTHING will be behind a paywall. Sunday Sermons, Park Rants, essays, almost all the things you’re used to will still be given to you. The last thing I want to do is TAKE things away….However, I will have to put certain exclusive things behind a paywall to incentivize people to pay for my work. Before the strikes, I could routinely count on writing gigs and such and therefore was happy to make this Substack a place where if you didn’t wanna pay, you didn’t have to, cause it was all just extra to me Well now, it’s becoming less “extra” and more the thing I work on the most That said…. I can get away with still offering free “content” by way of using advertising in the videos and recordings . Those who pay 5 dollars a month will not have the advertisements. That will be one of the services your 5 bucks gets. Again, I’m so sorry, but until the world gets back on track, this will just be what has to be. When I first set the model for this Substack, I didn’t have a baby’s mouth to feed 🤣I have faith that things will correct themselves soon and I’ll be back to offering everything for free. I love you all, but if some of you need to go off on me in the comments right now, I totally get it, and that is your right! I love you so! ‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Movies & Stuff!
Y’all are never gonna believe this but I was sort of all over the place on this one 🤣I started Rantin because watching older movies with my son has made me nostalgic for the way movies used to be!The prompt questions at the end (in case you missed them) were: 1.) what is your favorite movie of all time? 2.) not counting comic book movies, what’s your favorite movie of the past 5-10 years?Y’all have a great weekend! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Did I Invent Country Cornbread Salsa???
Hey y’all! Short rant today but a culinary miracle has happened and I needed to share it with you! Did I invent something new or have you had this before?y’all try it out and let me know… I think I’m on to something! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
8/13/23 Sunday Sermon: Social Media 4:12 - Though Shalt Not Be An A**hole In The Comments!
Hello and Happy Sunday Children of the flock! Pastor Corey here and boy do we have a sermon for you today! When sitting down with the good book to decide what to proselytize on this week, I got several dings on my phone notifying me that perhaps my congregation wasn’t done hearing from The Book Of Social Media!This week I discuss some of the most vile sinners on the interwebs: the people who leave nasty comments for absolutely no reason! I’m not talking bout disagreements in political discourse, what we will discuss today is those who wanna be cruel and/or b***h and moan for no good reason! Or IS there a reason? Listen to Pastor Corey spread the Gospel and find out! As always, that offering plate is going around for those of you who would like to support the sermons, and all the lords work we do here on this Substack…. So if it brings you value and you can afford it, consider becoming a PAID subscriber! Want to chip in even more? Become a FOUNDING MEMBER!For those who don’t like recurring payments, one time donations can be made on PayPal by sending your offering to ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com Thanks to all of you who donate so that we can keep the program free for those who can’t!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ About Mental Health & A Weird Symptom of Therapy!
Hey y’all and happy Saturday! Today I ranted a bit about something that I’ve noticed ever since I’ve gotten help for my depression and anxiety and am living a happier and healthier life…. I just can’t decide if it’s a good or bad thing 🤣Also included is my theory on why old people don’t stop at crosswalks when driving! Enjoy, and remember…. If you think you need help, you do! Take care of your brain!Pastor Corey will see y’all tomorrow for another Sunday Sermon! Feel free to leave your “prayer requests” (lol) below! or leave me a voicemail here: https://www.speakpipe.com/CoreyRyanForrester This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout “Alpha Males”
I believe we all know at this point that anyone who feels the need to say they are an “alpha man” is indeed NOT an Alpha man!Today I rant about why one may not be invited into the Alpha male fold even though they possess many of the qualities!enjoy, and stay tuned this Sunday for another Sermon from Pastor COREY! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Love Letter To My Fans!
Hey y’all! Normally on these park rants I’m spouting off about things that piss me off or things that I find silly, but today all I am feeling is love. Love for y’all. And I just wanted to make sure that you know I feel that way!Thanks for being there for me! Have a great night! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sunday Sermon: Social Media 3:16
Hello friends! The lord laid something on Pastor Corey’s heart last night and I couldn’t wait to share to good word with you on this, the lords day!Have a good one, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
OJ Simpson & The Multiverse!
What’s up y’all! Me and my son have been watching a ton of movies this week while momma has been at work, and while watching The Flash yesterday,I naturally started thinking of the multiverse (not that there is a day that goes by where I don’t think about it lol) Anywho between that and all the alien talk, I started pondering about moments that were so important (good or bad) that they would be transfixed in history, unable to be repaired by time travel. Things that unfortunately are just fate! One of these is the OJ Simpson trial! Today I ranted about how different the world might be had it never happened! Enjoy and have a great weekend! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Taking Your Calls!
Hey, y’all! Did you know you can leave me voicemails? Well ya sure can! Whether it be questions, comments, criticisms (oh lord I hope not 😂) or stories you want featured on the podcast, you can leave them here LEAVE COREY A VOICEMAIL!*warning… the old link from the chat is no longer valid! please leave voicemails at the link above (https://www.speakpipe.com/CoreyRyanForrester)*Hope to hear from you all soon…. this should be fun! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
5 Things I want the alien overlords to take care of once they have seized complete control over our planet
Well y’all, the title says it all. The aliens are here, and I have some requests! What would y’all like to see changed? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sweet and Salty: A Simple Yet Life Changing Revelation!
Hello friends! In todays rant I extol the virtues of putting salt on sweet things! This was unfortunately a late revelation in my life, but one that has changed it’s quality immensely in the subsequent years. So my question to you is this: what is something you learned (maybe later in life) that seems soooo simple, but has enhanced your life a great deal?Let’s all get some new cheat codes for life!Love y’all. See ya tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Answering Y’all’s Questions & Picking My Game Of Thrones House!
Hey y’all! Today I’m answering y’all’s questions, one of which lead me on a long rant about which house in Westeros is like to belong to!Love y’all much and have a great day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Audio Journal Entry 7/30/23: How I Feel After Eating Too Much BBQ or (Am I God’s Mistake?)
Hey y’all! Today’s park rant is a short one that also doubles as a journal entry!Happy Sunday and be good to each other!Love ya!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ bout questions y’all done axed me!
Hey y’all! Answered some of y’all’s questions and then got a little deep and vulnerable (me? Surely not!) about comedy and writing! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*Audio Essay* Raising The Bar!
As promised, the audio for this week’s essay!Y’all have a good evening! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Old People Bein’ Awesome!
today I just felt like waxing poetic about societies greatest group of people: The Elderly! Truth be told, my granny woulda been 103 this week and she’s been on my mind! Sure do miss that lady:)Sorry for anything stupid I said, I’m not sure I took a breath! 🤣love y’all! ‘ Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
THE BUTTERCREAM DREAM IS BACK! + Rantin’ bout all the silly men upset with BARBIE!
Happy Monday y’all! Today I talk about The Buttercream Dream coming out of hiding, and all the silly Barbie discourse! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Gettin’ Older & Gettin’ Made Fun Of By My Wife (+Brief Thoughts on Jason Aldean & Hunter Biden)
Aloha from sunny Branson, MO!We are here on our annual family lake trip and my ass is still worn out from the drive! Is this normal for a man my age, or is my wife right and I’m just a giant man child? 🤣I rant about that and also briefly talk about this d*****s Jason Aldean and Hunter Biden stuff!Love y’all and see ya later!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Monday Morning Life Lesson (even though im not qualified to give them): Gettin' Outta Ya Comfort Zone!
I got out of my comfort zone this weekend! It may not seem like a big deal to some people, but it was a much-needed change of pace for me, and I’m very happy that I finally listened to my friends! Y’all have a great week and thanks for listening to me blab! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Comedy Culture in The Aughts!
Cousin Ricky Peardon died today. He was the first comedian to take me on the road, and is without question the funniest man that has ever lived. While I do not have the emotional bandwidth to eulogize him further (though I will later) his passing has made me reflect on what the culture of comedy was like when I started…. So naturally I ranted into my microphone whilst strolling thru the park so you could hear what’s on my mind! Y’all have a great weekend and call your loved ones! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Little Minds, Big Decisions!
You ever think of a problem but for the life of you can’t think of any solution whatsoever? Well, listen to find out the one on my mind as of late!!Love y’all and hope you have a great day!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Bacon Egg & Cheese Biscuits & Idiots Who Disparage Them
Well y’all…. Not much I can say that ain’t in the title. An internet comment got me way too fired up and I had to scream about it to y’all!Please let me know where you stand on this subject! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout The Simulation On A Sunday (Mandela Effect and The Multiverse!)
Rantin about some of my recent experiences with The Mandela Effect (don’t worry I explain what that is for those out of the loop) and how I’m now 100% certain we either live in a simulation or that the multiverse is real! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin' Bout Billionaire Nazis and Threads!
Trae and I just got through recording Puttin’ On Airs where my subject was Coco Chanel and I wasn’t quite done talking about not only her, but people like her (super rich people who are horrible!)Follow me down this verbal rabbit hole as I discuss why money makes you a bad person…. or is it that being bad makes you money? Who knows!Love y’all, see ya tomorrow!Pre-Order my new book here! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ bout Robots, mental health, sobriety, the 4th of July, and candy!!
Hey y’all! Back in the woods to holler atcha for a half hour! Todays topics include a lady thinking she saw a robot on a plane, a thank you to Sarah Wofford for helping me realize something, how much better sobriety is, how much I love stupid ass hot dog eating contests, and oh yeah…. Towards the end I try to decide what the greatest “old person” candy of all time is 🤣Love y’all very much and hope you have a wonderful day! See y’all tomorrow!Pre order Corey’s book here!https://www.harpercollinsfocus.com/9781404117549/round-here-and-over-yonder/ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Early Access - WellRED Podcast #328 - Good Cop/Rad Cop Serandes You W/ Humor!
This week with Trae out camping and Drew on a plane, Corey puts on his interviewers hat and sits down with one of the boy's favorite musical-comedy-duos: Good Cop/ Rad Cop!We get to know about Ryan and Dave and of course, they brought their guitars!Did you know you can Pre-order Trae and Corey's new book right now? Yes even the audio version! Please do so right now and make them the happiest boys on earth! Pre Order Round Here and Over Yonder! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ask Corey Anything Pt. 3!
Hey yall, how’s your day? Good, I hope! I assume most of you are preparing for a day of COMPLETE AND UNBRIDLED FREEDOM tomorrow, and I would just like to say to all of you: please don’t blow a finger off or put ya damn eye out! Not worth it at all😂As I full expected, this week’s addition of ACA focuses on 1 question, and that question was from our very talented friend Sarah Wofford! Sarah has their own Substack called Wofford Writes and I very much suggest checking it out!Sarah asks “What is your best writing advice? Asking for a friend!” and while I still maintain that I am not qualified to speak on such things, I did my best to answer them!Hopefully amongst all of this babbling there is a nugget or two that will help you on your journey!Y’all have a great holiday tomorrow, and I will report back soon!Also in case you’re just catching up, my new book Round Here and Over Yonder is available for pre sale NOW and you can do so by clicking the button below! I love yall to pieces, Happy 4th! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ About My New Book!
Hey y’all! Back in the park Rantin about my new book! Talking bout how it came to be and the whole process!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Drivin’ and Rantin’ Bout The Titan Submersible!
(DONT WORRY I PULLED OVER TO UPLOAD AND TYPE THIS 🤣🤣🤣 I know how y’all worry bout me)Headed home from a show with Leslie Jones and felt like talking a little more about what EVERYONE is talking about….. the very unnecessary and completely avoidable deaths of 5 billionaires due in large part to hubris.Love y’all and I’ll see you tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ask Corey Anything Pt 2!
Still making my way down y’alls excellent list of questions 30 minutes at a time! This week we are talking comedy advice, a fantasy blunt rotation, the Drive-By Truckers, and Antiques! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Early Access: WellRED Podcast #326 - Drunk Driving Coaches and Quentin Tarantino Talk!
Hidy y'all! this week Corey tells Trae a bit about the weather condition on his beach vacation, and then the boys talk about how absolutely HAMMERED West Virginia's basketball coach got this week.Then, seeing as how he's got a new movie announced, the boys talk a little Quentin Tarantino!Go to TraeCrowder.com for tickets!Check out all the shows in the Skewniverse: Puttin’ On Airs, Gravy Baby, Weekly SkeewsFor bonus Trae go to patreon.com/TraeCrowderFor Bonus Corey go to PartTimeFunnyMan.comwatch Drew’s mini special Tennessee’s A Drag on his YouTube channel! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
That One Really Bit Me In The Ass!
Hey y’all! This here is a completely different twist on a “park rant”. I mean, I still very much recorded it while walking in the park, but that’s where the similarity sort of ends, as I managed to stay on one topic! What happened was that I wanted to write an essay… I felt like I had one in me. The only problem is that my anxiety is currently off the charts and I could not force myself to sit down. Don’t worry btw… it’s sort of a “good anxiety” if there is such!So what I did, was click record, and talk out the essay exactly as I felt I would have written it, and spoke it in exactly the way I feel I would have read it! (Does that make sense? Lol) I hope you enjoy this coming of age tale about a cocky southern boy who was humbled by the women in his life!Love y’all. See you tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The Most Important Decision George Washington Ever Made (and how it relates to YOU!)
Hey y’all! It’s another history-based park rant! Today we talk about a tiny decision that had a MASSIVE effect on our world!How do I think this relates to all us normal folk? Listen and find out! (And feel free to tell me I’m wrong!)Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin' bout Jason Isbell, Florida, living in my hometown, mental health, and The US OPEN!!
Hey everyone! Had a whole lot to say today about Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit’s new album Weathervanes. That got me going on the myth that you have to be miserable to make great art!Then I had to tell yall about my experience with an Army recruiter at a chicken restaurant in Alabama 😂😂😂Btw…. all the golf talk is at the very end so you don’t have to worry about having to hear it if you hate that sort of thing BUT it was more about mental health than anything!!Glad to be back home and talkin’ into the can for ya!Y’all have a great rest of your weekend! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*AUDIO* Congrats, World!
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IM ALL JACKED UP ON THERAFLU!!! or (If I Had 280 Million Dollars!)
Hidy yall! Today I talked about what I would do if I won 280 Million dollars and god knows what else cause Im on a whole lot of cold medicine!!Love y’all. Mean it! Enjoy the ramblings of a lunatic!SKEEEWWWWWW!!!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ask Corey Anything Part 1!!
Y’all hit me with soooooo many good questions that this will have to be a multi-parter! In this installment, I answered questions about my career, junk food, and my new baby!Preciate y’all as always, and I hope you have a wonderful day! See y’all tomorrow with another installment of 3 Clicks & A Hick!‘CoreyP.S. Ill be with Leslie Jones this weekend at The Carolina Theatre and Charleston Music Hall! Come see us if it ain’t already sold out! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
How To Have a Great Memorial Day!
Some tips and thoughts that nobody asked for, from your favorite life-coach (who is the least qualified to claim to be one!)Happy Memorial Day, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*AUDIO* Did We Learn Nothing?
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Rantin' bout Thomas Jefferson & a butterfly flappin its wings!
Hey, y’all! I wanted to share a fascinating history nugget I just learned with yall! I also wanted to thank y’all because I genuinely believe that being active in this group has made me read more since y’all are always giving me suggestions and are most all clearly nerds like me 😂Hope yall have a great weekend, and il see you later!‘CoreyPS. new episode of Puttin On Airs is out! Go watch it at WatchPOA.com or wherever you get your podcasts! Leave us a review and rate us 5 stars if ya don’t mind! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ bout my weekend, my voice being shot, booze, and how much of a whimp I am!
Welp, the title says it all! Hope y’all are having a kick ass week!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
No More Guilty Pleasures!
Today Corey takes to the park to rant about snobbery a bit and why you should never feel bad about the things you love! (Yes, Joe Dirt is mentioned 😂) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Redneck Aromatherapy!
Rantin bout some tricks I use to make myself happy when I got the blues!!See y’all this weekend in Knoxville and Ashville! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout Conspiracy Theories and Dad History
Hey y’all! Today I rant about conspiracy theories and how big of a whimp I am! Oh also, I explain “Dad History” This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*AUDIO* Brains Are A**holes!
as per usual, today’s essay… but me reading it!I hope you enjoy, and as always… thanks for being here! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Tucker Carlson, Steven Crowder, and Ben Shapiro Are Not From The South:)
Park rant inspired by my lovely drive through Arkansas! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Habitual Habit Haver!
Hey y’all! In the park rant today I talk way above my pay grade (as per usual) about some stuff! Ultimately though, I think that stuff is good stuff!!Y’all go to TraeCrowder.com to get tickets to see us this weekend in Arkansas!love y’all much! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*AUDIO* Farewell, Tucker
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Fantastic Priorities and How I Got Them!
Hey y’all! Today I ramble about the affect my baby boy has had on my comedy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The Road To Nothing! (Audio Essay w/ Brief Banter)
Here’s the latest essay in audio form for ya!Remember, if you don’t like recurring payments (ie subscribing to the show) but would still like to support the programs here, you can make a 1 time donation on PayPal using ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com Obviously not required, or expected, but that’s how some people prefer to do it!Hope y’all enjoy, and y’all have a great day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Early Access: WellRED #318 - NEKKID TITTY ZOMBIE JESUS!
Early ad free episode of this week’s WellRED podcast for ya!Details below…. hope you enjoy:)This week, Trae and Drew fill Corey in on their wild weekend without him in Portland, Oregon. Then, the show naturally transitions into talking about how weird Easter (and all religious celebrations) actually are. Other topics include: Did Shakespeare write the Bible? Does the Grim Reaper get a bad rap? Should Corey be allowed to get jerked off by an 80 year old Chinese lady? Y’all know how it isCheck out all the shows in the Skewniverse: Puttin’ On Airs, Gravy Baby, Weekly SkeewsGo to TraeCrowder.com for ticketsFor bonus Trae go to patreon.com/TraeCrowderFor Bonus Corey go to PartTimeFunnyMan.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
making pasta and cookies for my wife!: an audio experience!
In my never ending attempt to deserve my wife, listen as I give y’all a new recipe for pasta that you HAVE to try…. All while I’m on the clock making cookies for her as she feeds our baby!!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The Newborn 15 (Lbs) & Your Self Worth!
Hey y’all! Felt like ranting a bit about how important it is to take care of yourself even when you’ve got a lot on your place. I also talk about my recent (self) diagnosis of BeingAPrick-itis!Turns out I’ve got a serious case!!Love yall… see ya tomorrow!Remeber, if you enjoy the “content” but don’t want to be billed monthly, you can make a one time donation to the show by using PayPal and sending it to Buttercreamcorey@gmail.com…..obviously if you are a paid subscriber, feel free to ignore this… and remember… I am 100% fine if you just stick around for free! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
*Early Access* WellRED Podcast #316 - Sean Patton is Number One!!! (Featuring Sean Patton... duh)
Hey y’all! I usually don’t do this, but this episode of The WellRED Podcast featuring our buddy Sean Patton was too good not to give yall early!I also hope this serves to put those of you who didn’t know about the WellRED podcast on its radar! Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan, and I have been doing this silly little podcast for going on damn near seven years now, and there are a lot of fun episodes in the archive!We’ve also done limited series you can find on the feed, like Bubba Shot The Podcast (a 90’s country podcast) and Tiger By The Tale (a pandemic project where we reviewed every episode of Tiger King!)Hope y’all enjoy. Below is the description for this episode!A special treat for yall this week as the boys sit down with Sean Patton! Sean gives tips on how not to get mugged in New Orleans, the difference between "killing" and being funny, and talks about how he put together the set for his new special Number One!(available on Peacock!)Check out Sean's special RIGHT NOW so you can find out why he's one of every comedian's favorite comedians!Also, check out MeSeanPatton.com for his tour dates (some with David Cross!) and more stuff you need to know about Sean!Remember to check out all the other podcasts in the Skewniverse: Puttin On Airs, Gravy Baby, Weekly Skeewsgo to wellredcomedy.com for tickets to see us and solo dates with Trae!Patreon.com/TraeCrowder for bonus TraePartTimeFunnyMan.com for bonus Corey! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
5 Things I've Learned In My 10 Days As A Father! (Audio!)
Hey hey, y’all! Thanks for sticking around! Happy to be back with ya and provide some sage wisdom from my near 2 weeks as a father! I mean…. surely I know it all now yeah? 😂Btw, the substack will always be free to those who cant afford it, but if you’d like to support my work without having a monthly payment, you can make a 1 time donation to my Paypal Buttercreamcorey@gmail.comIt of course is not necessary, but some people have told me they’d prefer to do it that way, so i’m making it an option!Hope yall have a great day, and i’ll see you later this week! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Some word vomit about being a new dad!
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Checkin' in w/ a baby update!
hey gang! Sorry about my absence and thank you for being patient with me!Y’all are the best‘corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ramblin' bout butter meditation, mental Health, and how awful the internet is!
Hey y’all! Happy Monday and remember to take care of your brain! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Time Machine Talks: Colonel Cornbread Returns!
On this week’s edition of Time Travel Talks, I head back to meet up once again with Civil War Veteran Colonel Cornbread! I didn’t know how the conversation was gonna go or if he would be happy to see me again, but I ended up getting some pretty great parenting advice from ole Cornbread!Stay tuned for next week when Colonel Cornbread hops in the time machine with me! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Being A Millennial Husband!
Hey y’all! Ranting into the void about how competitive I am against other husbands and how I think my generation is gonna make really good dads!Hope yall have a wonderful day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Brett Favre, Pat Mcafee, and The Barbara Streisand Effect!
The Brett Favre welfare fraud scandal is back in the news after Favre’s team announced they would be suing Pat Mcafee for comments he made about the scandal on his podcast. What does this have to do with Barbara Streisand? Listen as I make the connection! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
I LOVE GATLINBURG!
What’s your favorite cheesy touristy city? Or your favorite cheesy activity? Calling all non-cynics!!Have a good one, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
SickCast!: Rantin’ Bout Stone Cold & The Sopranos!
I’m laid up sick, so you know what that means!! That’s right, I’m doing a mini podcast from my bed!Have a great day, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Time Travel Talks: A Conversation W/ Colonel Cornbread!
Earlier this week, Marjorie Taylor Greene made some comments alluding to the fact that maybe this country needs to split up and go its separate ways. She of course thinks that all the problems we face as a nation are caused by Blue states and their nefarious ways. The first thing naturally that sprang to my mind is the fact that a hundred and sixty-some-odd years ago, we tried just that and it didn’t go particularly well. For either side really, but certainly for the side that Mrs. Greene and people like her would have fought for.All that got me thinking: have we really forgotten about the civil war? I mean, I know we haven’t forgotten its existence, at least where i’m from. Hell, our streets are still named for the generals who got their asses whipped. But have were lost sight of its importance? Do we not remember how we got there and what the ramifications were?Well, if you have, luckily I’m here for you! In this time of great political strain, I have gone out of my way to invent a time machine so that I can travel backward in history and interview someone who was there!Today you will meet Colonel Charlie “Cornbread” Huffstetler. Colonel Cornbread was born in Northwest Georgia but fought for Major General William Rosecrans and the union army in the battle of Chickamauga because….. well…. I’ll let the good colonel tell you all about it….you’re listening to Time Travel Talks, or TTT on the PartTimeFunnyMan.com network and this is episode 1…. Northern Aggression and Southern Regression! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
“When are you most content?”
Big thanks to Rosemary Shields for posing this question and starting me off down a long winded rant! A long winded rant that I THINK ending up providing a solution on how to get red necks to take better care of their brains 🤣 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Goin’ Buck on Chicken Salad and Nicotine Cravings!
Aight y’all, whether you like it or not YOU ARE ON THIS JOURNEY WITH ME NOW! 🤣What’s your go to drunk snack? What subjects should we cover in this accountability podcast ? Lol Hope y’all are having a great Monday! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Thank Y’all For Watching My Special!
Wanted to thank y’all for all the support, and also thought I’d share some background info on the filming if you’re into all that! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The Good With The Bad or (Spring Bout To Sprung!) *audio*
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Happy Valentines Day!
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Corey's State Of The Union!
Hey, y’all! Today I rambled for an hour giving my opinions on the key topics addressed in Joe Biden’s State Of The Union Address This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin about the orange chicken pasta I made!
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Small Town Water Towers
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Growing Up (Audio)
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M&M’s, Gas Stoves, Meemaw’s Cookin’, Donald Trump, & Cheetos!
I’d like to think the title pretty well gives this rant away, so here ya go!Hope y’all are having a wonderful day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Unsolicited Advice: When Not To Ruminate
Hey y’all! I know you didn’t ask, but here is a tip I got from my therapist that changed my life! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
1/19/23 - Pigskin Picnic For Paul: 2 Pigs One Pen or (JAGGGGGGGGSSSSS!!!)
We did it again, Paul… just for you. I don’t remember what we talked about, but we did it for over 3 hours. And we called Paul!!! (you) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Are We Done Mythologizing People?
Hey y’all! New park rant about living in the age of information! Is it a great thing? Is it a terrible thing? Is it a mixture of both? (Duh)because we know SOOO much about our heroes, will their legacy be the same as the likes of Julius Caesar?Listen and give me your thoughts! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Wars & Stuff
Back in the park rambling away! Hope y’all have a great day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
What's Happening?: Trending On Twitter Vol 2 (audio)
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Random Thoughts: Men Are Stupid (Audio)
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Pigskin Picnic For Paul: Skin In The Game!
Hey Paul! We recorded this before football became very sad for a bit…. enjoy the past you prick This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Talking Comedy W/ Brent Terhune!
Hey y’all! Decided to dip my toes into the interviewing pool this week!I am about to start a new podcast here on substack about the fine art of Piddlin (killing time in a wonderful way) and Brent will be joining me for some bonus episodes each month!Because of that, I thought y’all might want to get to know him a little better. So enjoy this sit down with one of my best comedy buds! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul: What a Bonanza!
Paul this sure is definitely an episode you d*****s! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
How To Have A Sick Day (Audio)
Did you think I was gonna let a little thing like “being sick” stop me from being an attention w***e? WRONG! I miss yall too much! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
It's Not Goodbye, It's See You Later! (Audio For Paid Subscribers)
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Rantin Bout Ben Shapiro, Who-Dunnits, and Tyrants!
Walking round the park commenting on the stupidity of the day! Enjoy! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin About How Weird Death Is or (RIP Dany Pye)
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Rambling bout stuff (Christmas, Booze, Hating New Years, etc)
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Rantin About Gay Marriage and Mike Leach (RIP)
Hey y’all! Back out in the park with thoughts on two unrelated things! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
How many accents can one man have? (Also: a couple thoughts on Elon)
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The Inevitable (Audio)
Hey hey and happy Monday morning! Here’s the audio version of my latest “poem”I put that word in quotes as not to offend actual poets lol.Hope y’all enjoy, and I’ll talk to ya later today! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul 12/12: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!!! W/Producer BIG Meg
PAUUUULLLLLLLL! Whats up you sack of s**t? Bet you didn’t think we’d put the episode out during Monday Night Football did you? Well we are. We did. BIG Meg produces and we talk about a whole bunch of stuff during yesterday’s witching hour! JAGGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul 12/12: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!!! W/Producer BIG Meg
PAUUUULLLLLLLL! Whats up you sack of s**t? Bet you didn’t think we’d put the episode out during Monday Night Football did you? Well we are. We did. BIG Meg produces and we talk about a whole bunch of stuff during yesterday’s witching hour! JAGGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Thoughts On The War on Christmas (Audio)
The Holidays are upon us and you know what that means…. ITS TIME TO GO TO WAR! (lol good lord)Have a great Friday night yall!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Down Goes Herschel!
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Rantin bout hometown crime, mental welness, and how everything ain’t always as it seems!
A rant that I swear to god I THINK has a point 🤣 love y’all This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul 11/30: Saturday Night Comes Early!
Paul, in this Monday Night Football watch along (which is coming out on Wednesday) it is already SATURDAY BABY! Me and Robbie watch Coach Jeff chop it up and we talk about some stuff… we even called you, Paul! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Thanksgiving Debriefing and Sunday Soup!
Today I share my woes of feeling fat after the holidays, and a potato soup recipe that I’m making my sick mom!Love y’all!Remember, if you can’t afford this Substack, email buttercreamcorey@gmail.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corn Dogs, Fast Cars, and T*tties!
You know me… just Rantin and ravin’ on family vacation! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Checkin In From Webster City, Iowa!
Let the Thanksgiving week begin! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corey Rants About Moonshine & Quittin' Drinkin!
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Pigskin Picnic For Paul: Pickle Ricknic
The only football podcast made for one person returns! We hope you enjoy, Paul!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ bout God, Creation Theories, and The Separation of Church and State!
Another park rant bout what’s in my brain today!Remember if you can’t afford the subscription for paid “content” (hate that word!) just email ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com and I’ll take care of you no Questions asked!Thanks once again for making this Substack a BEST SELLER! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
WE MADE THE BEST SELLERS LIST!!
Y’all I am just over the moon happy right now. Thank you thank you THANK YOU!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin About Trump, Desantis, and what might happen in 2024
Walking through the park and pondering this hell we call life! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul: Skin To The Pigiverse
Sup Paul! Me and Robbie (and sometimes Meg) talk a whole buncha stuff on this one! Some sports and some not sports. Sometimes about funerals. We hope you enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
RIP Big John!
just found out a member of the comedy community passed away a while back and I only just now received the call. Wanted to honor Big John a little bit. Call your buddies that you haven’t talked to in a while! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin’ Bout The Midterms
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Funeral Processions… you in our out?
Ranting in traffic! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Saturday Football/Food Rant!
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Friday Rant: Being Happy and The Meaning Of Christmas!
OK at this point I’m pretty sure that I don’t have to clarify tea all that this was a rant I went on while walking through the woods! But I do think that it’s an entertaining one!Y’all enjoy your weekend be safe and hug your grandma if shes still around! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Rantin Bout Twitter and Elon Again (sorry!)
Woke up on the dumb side of the bed today, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic For Paul 11/3 The Picnicining!
Hey hey, Paul we are back with Paul’s favorite podcast made just for Paul! We hope you enjoy it, Paul! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Black Face/Learning Experience
At a Halloween party, someone asked me why Blackface was offensive. I ended up learning more than they did! Have a great day, y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ask Corey Anything Part 2!
Still rollin through all the fine questions y’all had for me!Hope you are having a great day!Wanna play a little game? Y’all comment down below with some writing prompts and ill churn out an essay based on what you wanna hear! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ask Corey Anything! Part 1
Thanks for all the questions on the social medias and stuff, y’all! If you didn’t hear yours read, it’s just cause I’m saving it for part 2… or 3… or hell, who knows? lolHave a wonderful day. Love ya! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Piss Me Off One Last Time (Audio)
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Pigskin Picnic For Paul!
After a few weeks off due to illness and vacation, Pigskin Picnic is back! The format has changed though. After it became clear to us that the only person listening was our buddy Paul, we decided to make the show just for him! So Paul, on this episode me and Robbie watched thursday night football and talked about UFC fights, Tarantulas, Josh Gordon, salami, Christian furniture, and of course… the game that we were watching!We hope you enjoy it, Paul and remember if you have any suggestions for the show, you have both of our cell phone numbers! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
R.I.P. Drugs (Audio For Paid Subscribers)
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Biden Prioritizing Abortion Rights and Why I Could Never Vote Republican
Hey y’all and good morning! I saw on my news feed earlier that Biden is prioritizing abortion rights ahead of the next election and even though you didn’t ask, I wanted to give my stupid white man thoughts on it! Hope you’re enjoying the mini-podcasts as of late!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Manic Monday
Today Corey launches into an insane stream of consciousness that turns into a question of separating the art from the artist. He also talks about how he felt discriminated against in New England 🤣 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
When you fall down…it’s ok!
Good morning everyone! Here’s a little story from my weekend that has a pretty decent moral to it I think!!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Little House Of The Dragon Instant Reaction! E7: Driftmark!
This week we watched House Of The Dragon at my sister Kirby’s house and let the camera roll to get our instant reactions to the show! This is less of a review and more of a cozy conversation… so cozy in fact that we are literally just laying around in our pajamas😂😂😂. Enjoy, and get ready for the full review show later this week!*the first minute of this was our live reaction to the end of the episode!"* This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
The United Hates Of America (Audio)
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She Was So Proud (Audio)
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Pigskin Picnic Episode 2 (Audio)
The Sports show nobody asked for is back! In this episode, Dr. Gronk analyzes some of the worst football injuries of the past week. Corey gets a chance to better his record in Cameo-ver Under, and Robbie explains what he thinks is wrong with Derrick Henry! Oh also Brett Favre is back…. or is he?Pigskin Picnic is brought to you by UncleBod.com!*Remember… this is not taking the place of anything I do here at PartTimeFunnyMan.com… new essay will be up today! We are just having a little fun!* This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A Tax On My Happiness (Audio)
Audio Version of today’s essay for those of you who prefer my sexy southern twang:) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Pigskin Picnic 9/15 (Audio)
*Disclaimer: This Substack isn’t changing. Essays and such will still be posted! This is just an addition, and if you don’t dig it, just don’t watch! I promise you won’t hurt my feelings… love y’all:)**Disclaimer Number 2!: This is definitley better in video format, but will still be posted here for those who just want to listen to the dumbest thing theyve ever heard on their way to work!It’s finally here!!! The Football show that absolutely nobody asked for!!!If you don’t like Football, you’ll probably think it’s stupid. If you do like football…. you’ll probably think it’s stupid!Me and my personal trainer/Best friend Robbie had a lot of fun, and regardless of how you feel about it, WE ARE COMING TO YA EVERY THURSDAY DURING THE NFL SEASON BABYYYY! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Secret Possum Man
Ok, so y’all are gonna call me stupid…. BUT… A couple years ago, me and my buddy KrunchBerry aka Sweet Dress Cakes aka Little Miss Sweet aka Kris were working on a cartoon together. Something we could make for our niece and nephew. It was about a possum. That’s as far as we got. Lol. We wrote this very stupid theme song and he just now found it. Enjoy. Or don’t 🤣 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
A 13 MInute Fart Story I Found On Reddit
The title pretty much gives this one away. I was googling fart stuff and happened upon this 11-year-old Reddit thread, and the beauty of this substack is that I can share that with you. So here you go if you wanna hear about fart stuff, and for the rest of you, I’m sorry!Be good to yourself today and I’ll see you tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Turning It Around
Audio from last week’s “story.” Thank y’all for your continued support; it really means a lot!Also, if you haven’t had time to check out my new podcast Puttin’ On Airs, I really think you’d enjoy it! Get it wherever you get your podcasts or at WatchPOA.com….. also if you wouldn’t mind leaving us a 5-star review, THAT’D BE SWELL! It'll take you two seconds, but mean so very much to the show!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
This Week In Southern History: July 11, 1960 - To Kill a Mockingbird is Published (Audio)
Back from the lake BAYBAY! Here’s your audio as promised, and expect some more silly stuff this week! Hope y’all have a wonderful day!If you haven’t already, check out my new podcast Puttin On Airs with me and Trae Crowder…. get it wherever you get your podcast, OR watch it at WatchPOA.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Sorry For Your Loss (Audio)
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Corey Ryan Forrester's 2020 Year In Review! (A Throwback)
Fear not, you are not losing your mind, nor have you slipped into a wormhole and traveled back to the extremely shitty year that was 2020. I decided today that at the end of THIS year, I’m going to go back to my old habit of preparing a corny Johnny Carsonesque (Yes I know, I’ll NEVER be Johnny) monologue and performing it on the internet.In the spirit of that, I assume many of you may have never heard me do one before, so I dug this one up in the archives and I sure hope you enjoy it. Try your best not to get too depressed at how relevant some of the jokes still are. I hated that too while re-listening lolLOVE YALL‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Dating In The Rural South or (The Farm Party From Hell)
Hey all and Happy Saturday! I’m in the process of working on my new act right now, and part of that process is going back through old bits to see if I can find something that needs to be expanded on, or find an old bit I haven’t done in a while to retool into the new act!While doing so I ran across this unreleased story I told at The Oriental Theatre in Denver. The bit is 16 minutes long so I MAYYYY need to trim it up a bit, but you guys can hear the whole thing here! It is not on my album, nor my upcoming special, so you may be the only ones to hear it for a while!Have a wonderful day and expect some more entertainment from ya boy this week!Love ya!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ask Corey Anything! (Audio)
So I took to the social media looking for questions and sat out on my porch for an hour giving you answers!Hope you all have a great week and expect to hear more from me this weekend!btw the video of this went out this morning to paid subscribers… cant afford the 5 dollar tier? Just email me at 1ButtercreamCorey@gmail.com and i’ll comp you no questions asked‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Left It All At The Track
Hey all and Happy Wednesday! Lots of cool things coming this week, including a Q and A Audio/Video post. If you follow me on Instagram or twitter, I made a post asking for questions so feel free to drop them there! I hope you enjoyed the conversation Trae and I had while overseas, and if you haven’t checked out our new Podcast Puttin’ On Airs, then I hope you check that out too! You can get it wherever you get your podcasts, or watch it at WatchPOA.comEnjoy this story from my dad, read by his less talented son!Catch yall on down the road!‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Corey and Trae Do Europe!
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s people not toasting their hamburger buns. But if there are two things I hate, it’s that, and when the internet gives you fits and you arent able to upload your s**t on time!Hey, yall! Corey here! Im back in the states and finally able to upload this here road journal that me and Trae recorded while we were in Scottland! We recorded a few of them as ways for us to get our memories out there while they were still fresh on our mind, in hopes of making the actual “book writing process” go as smoothly as it can!It’s possible that we will use this in an episode of Puttin On Airs several months down the road, but it’s more likely that you will be the only ones to ever hear it… so enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
An Interview With Trae Crowder!
Hey Hey! Special “content” as promised! I sat down with my best good buddy, favorite comedian, and lifelong business partner Trae Crowder and asked him a few questions about his career and life. I hope you enjoy it… but I know you will:) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Checkin’ In Before I Leave!
Hey y’all! Just dropping a line to let y’all know what’s happening this week! Y’all be safe! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Why Can't We Just Enjoy Things?
Hey y’all! New story coming at ya tomorrow but in the meantime I needed to ramble about some of my pet peeves when it comes to art! Thanks for letting me get it off my chest!Remember if you cant afford the 5 dollar tier of this here subscription service, email me at ButterCreamCorey@gmail.com and i’ll comp you no questions asked. That also includes people who already pay the 5 dollars but feel it is no longer worth it lol. I’ll still hook you up cause at the end of the day it ain’t about the money to me, but the money does free me up to be able to do more things like this!If you haven’t checked out me and my good buddy Trae Crowder’s new podcast Puttin’ On Airs, I really wish you would! You can find it wherever you get your podcasts of at PuttinOnAirs.com…. if you wouldn’t mind leaving us a review and rating us 5 stars that sure would be swell!Love y’all! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Mini Podcast Rant 2/2/2022
Today COREY walks through the park and talks about the internet and civil war monuments This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Daily Mini Podcast 2/1
Today Corey rants about mental health and football! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Ranting on a Monday
Corey talks about his weekend in Indy and Mental Health. New episodes of This Week In Southern History on their way this week! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Morning Ramble!
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Sick in the head and sick in bed
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This Week In Southern History: Jan 20, 1977 - Jimmy Carter is Inaugurated
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My Dumb Dumb Brain: Trying to Do Better in 2022..... AND GO DAWGS!!
This week Corey talks about his beloved Dawgs winning the national championship, some of the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to him, and trying to be more empathetic after watching The Last Duel This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Porky Pine Meatballs
this week Corey complains about stuff and then calls his momma to talk about his Granny and food This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
This Week In Southern History - Teddy Roosevelt Shuts Down A Mississippi Post Office or (America's First Black Postmaster Deals With Racism) *Audio*
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January 1, 1863: The Emancipation Proclamation
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My Dumb Dumb Brain- The No Episode Episode
there is no episode this week because i am under the weather…. so here is an episode? Thanks for your continued support and i hope you have the greatest holiday season! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Throwback: This Week in Southern History - Sep 27, 1912.... W.C. Handy
I am under the weather, so here is an oldie but goody! I hope you are all having a wonderful time with your families:) Happy Holidays to all!Edit: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! In honor of the holiday this post normally reserved for the paid tier is free for all!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
MDDB: Meemaw Wikipedia and Christmas Vacation!
This week Corey talks about a wikpedia just for Meemaws and also breaks down his favortie Christmas movie! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
My Dumb Dumb Brain E3: Depression Talk (LOL)
this week Corey answers some questions from twitter:) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
My Dumb Dumb Brain Ep 2: Holiday Grievances and Drinking w/ Mom!
On this episode Corey talks about his break from social media, b*****s about people…. b******g about things, and calls his momma to talk about drinking and church! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
Q & A Part 1!
Episode 1 of My Dumb Dumb Brain is a Q & A so you can get to know me a little better before we continue down this path together. Hope you enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
This week in Southern History - Episode 1 - July 21 1925 - The Scopes Trial
In case you missed them when they first aired on my old podcast, I am re-uploading old episodes of my series This Week in Southern History for you here! I am going to reboot the series on my Substack so here is an example of what you can look forward to:) I really hope you enjoy itLove ya‘Corey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe