All Episodes - Deep Drifters Podcast
A sentient space ship (Tiberius) and a colony of microscopic organisms (Pretas Cutsies) broadcasts ramblings, reports, discoveries, and adventures from the outer reaches of outer space.
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007 Elevated Passage to the Danger Zone Pt1
Ship versus Bug, sometimes drunk, eukaryotes versus solars, drones and chit a chatter clatter, hardily working, Papa Bear, chunk a dunks, only one zero two, works of ARD, Bartholomew, sweet sweet beats, fork pronging the big old rock, codes of ec-thicks, Pretas Poopsies, call sign Goose to the Maverick, upsetting mouth noises, and Mighty Mighty Sandmite Sandbox Delight.
006 D-Bag's Diary
Grumblings from previous chats, D-bag's diary, old man's pussy, or rather the mother's old man as well as bass-slapping commercials from the great beyond.
005 Yahooed Up
Under the influence ... of yahoos, Tiberius and Pretas cover distracting dragon purrs, mining rates, PB, Cadaverene, Bartholomew, don, Dawn, dawn, mined gold, hey nonny nonny, tastical fans, grape apes, fool equipment, mixing sand with grapes, and family ships. Also...static, Samuela Garcheck, process seed, ageism, stroking in cardinal direction and Year of the Spored.
004 Little Ditty About Jeff and Diane
After rambling on Tarren Earth, taking tooth, bobbing apples, fan engagement, holes and openings, and blowing hard... Tiberius chats about a sexually affirmative text exchange between apes Jeff and Diane without any interruptions from the Pretas Cutsies about bug bladder beasts or limbless stumps in eternal damnation. Samuela Carfuetas is totally not made up.
003 Sex with Toast
Tiberius is insecure about his voice. Pretas Cutsies gives Tiberius the best 250th anniversary gift they can think of: talking about themself...a lot. In their self report Pretas blathers on about the name origin, insatiable hunger, open air bathroom, pine family, buying pedals for bipedals, the blue spruce, yeast level fornication, donning bibs, and tainted mushroom sex organs. Tiberius does his best to appear interested.
002 Great Espresso Fiasco
Tiberius struggles to explain the Coffee Wars Anniversary as Pretas Cutsies continuously derails the conversation. Also discussed: Grand Order Department, Great Organizational Vessel, gas and slick, Foggutive Dazzlements, Whack Jobs, 14 million sentient lives and who blew up the moon.
001 Your Dada
The colony of Pretas Cutsies and the ship Tiberius talk data, da-da, indie-digestion, the asteroid Bartholomew, murder choices, dropped calls, car fathers, ape religions, and advocate for microscopic life.